Diplomatic Plane Crash (NON-CANON: NADEYATSYA ONLY)

[Exaequatio]

Wilson looked out the window as the plane lifted off the ground. All of a sudden, flashing red lights could be seen on the dirt runway. It was the police and Drug Enforcement Administration Wilson had called in. They would get to the bottom of this drug ring Adoff was obviously leading. Wilson smiled as he watched all of this go on, he leaned back on the chair he was sitting on and closed his eyes to get some sleep.

[Guppychal]

Wilson looked out the window as the plane lifted off the ground. All of a sudden, flashing red lights could be seen on the dirt runway. It was the police and Drug Enforcement Administration Wilson had called in. They would get to the bottom of this drug ring Adoff was obviously leading. Wilson smiled as he watched all of this go on, he leaned back on the chair he was sitting on and closed his eyes to get some sleep.

It also happened that Noah saw these cars as well and quickly said loud enough so everybody in the plane could hear. "Are we sure we have permission to leave? There seems to be flashing red cars on the runway"

[Ukranas]

Wilson looked out the window as the plane lifted off the ground. All of a sudden, flashing red lights could be seen on the dirt runway. It was the police and Drug Enforcement Administration Wilson had called in. They would get to the bottom of this drug ring Adoff was obviously leading. Wilson smiled as he watched all of this go on, he leaned back on the chair he was sitting on and closed his eyes to get some sleep.

It also happened that Noah saw these cars as well and quickly said loud enough so everybody in the plane could hear. "Are we sure we have permission to leave? There seems to be flashing red cars on the runway"

Adoff turned white as a sheet. Unknown to anyone except Wilson, Adoff did actually have a drug ring - This airfield was a supply area for Adoff's new war strategy, paradropping supplies of addictive drugs onto rebel positions to weaken their resolve. He had to go down and explain the situation immediately - If the DEA took this the wrong way, Hank Schrader would be on his ass.

"Admittedly, we took off without control's permission, but I didn't expect them to be so offended by it. Maybe we'd better circle down and come back and explain what's going on."

Adoff began a very unconventional maneuver, involving a yaw, roll, pitch adjustments, and more Aerodynamic Terms™, bring the plane on a 180 degree turn and heading back for the airfield. Hopefully this would not bring the plane in the line of fire of any supersonic rocket airships.

[Guppychal]

It also happened that Noah saw these cars as well and quickly said loud enough so everybody in the plane could hear. "Are we sure we have permission to leave? There seems to be flashing red cars on the runway"

Adoff turned white as a sheet. Unknown to anyone except Wilson, Adoff did actually have a drug ring - This airfield was a supply area for Adoff's new war strategy, paradropping supplies of addictive drugs onto rebel positions to weaken their resolve. He had to go down and explain the situation immediately - If the DEA took this the wrong way, Hank Schrader would be on his ass.

"Admittedly, we took off without control's permission, but I didn't expect them to be so offended by it. Maybe we'd better circle down and come back and explain what's going on."

Adoff began a very unconventional maneuver, involving a yaw, roll, pitch adjustments, and more Aerodynamic Terms™, bring the plane on a 180 degree turn and heading back for the airfield. Hopefully this would not bring the plane in the line of fire of any supersonic rocket airships.

Noah responded "Oh... ok. Wait, why did we leave without permission?" He inquired not angrily but inquisitively.

[Dimasalang]

Adoff turned white as a sheet. Unknown to anyone except Wilson, Adoff did actually have a drug ring - This airfield was a supply area for Adoff's new war strategy, paradropping supplies of addictive drugs onto rebel positions to weaken their resolve. He had to go down and explain the situation immediately - If the DEA took this the wrong way, Hank Schrader would be on his ass.

"Admittedly, we took off without control's permission, but I didn't expect them to be so offended by it. Maybe we'd better circle down and come back and explain what's going on."

Adoff began a very unconventional maneuver, involving a yaw, roll, pitch adjustments, and more Aerodynamic Terms™, bring the plane on a 180 degree turn and heading back for the airfield. Hopefully this would not bring the plane in the line of fire of any supersonic rocket airships.

Noah responded "Oh... ok. Wait, why did we leave without permission?" He inquired not angrily but inquisitively.

And Adoff said "'Cause the DEA is after you and wants to torture the intel out of you"

[Petrokovia]

Noah responded "Oh... ok. Wait, why did we leave without permission?" He inquired not angrily but inquisitively.

And Adoff said "'Cause the DEA is after you and wants to torture the intel out of you"

Ukranas?

[Soviet Chernarus]

And Adoff said "'Cause the DEA is after you and wants to torture the intel out of you"

Ukranas?

OOC: Um, Petrokovia, I don't think this is Ukranas

[Petrokovia]

Ukranas?

OOC: Um, Petrokovia, I don't think this is Ukranas

Then why is he speaking as Adoff?

I've had puppets before, and I've had NS glitch out and post my comment as one of my puppets instead of Petrokovia before.

[Exaequatio]

And Adoff said "'Cause the DEA is after you and wants to torture the intel out of you"

Ukranas?

OOC: Nope, definitely not him

[Exaequatio]

OOC: Um, Petrokovia, I don't think this is Ukranas

Then why is he speaking as Adoff?

I've had puppets before, and I've had NS glitch out and post my comment as one of my puppets instead of Petrokovia before.

(He's a troll. He doesn't even sound like Ukranas. And Adoff wouldn't say something as stupid as the above comment)

[Petrokovia]

Ukranas?

OOC: Nope, definitely not him

I don't know. I think it might be...

[Soviet Chernarus]

OOC: Nope, definitely not him

I don't know. I think it might be...

OOC: Wait, what's that picture supposed to show?

[Petrokovia]

I don't know. I think it might be...

OOC: Wait, what's that picture supposed to show?

The comments are the same, by both him and Ukranas.

Though, the link to show the post goes to the above one-liner, so I think he might have originally just copypasted, then changed it. So maybe this guy is just a troll.

[Soviet Chernarus]

OOC: Wait, what's that picture supposed to show?

The comments are the same, by both him and Ukranas.

Though, the link to show the post goes to the above one-liner, so I think he might have originally just copypasted, then changed it. So maybe this guy is just a troll.

OOC: More than likely he is, I've had random people post on threads like this guy.

[Exaequatio]

OOC: Wait, what's that picture supposed to show?

The comments are the same, by both him and Ukranas.

Though, the link to show the post goes to the above one-liner, so I think he might have originally just copypasted, then changed it. So maybe this guy is just a troll.

[Petrokovia]

The comments are the same, by both him and Ukranas.

Though, the link to show the post goes to the above one-liner, so I think he might have originally just copypasted, then changed it. So maybe this guy is just a troll.

I think we should stop feeding him, by not continuing to derail the thread, and just get back on subject.

[Si Ultimum Republic of Blaming]

Meanwhile back in the Blaming Republic, Bay Ming would be seen enjoying a cup of tea while riding an elevator down.
"Is everything ready?" he asked one of the scientists that was waiting in front of the elevator doors. "Yes sir, we have prepared the space walrus".
"Let us start then." Bay Ming said with a fiery passion burning in his eyes.

[Ukranas]

And Adoff said "'Cause the DEA is after you and wants to torture the intel out of you"

OOC: Who the fuck are you?

Adoff responded to Noah:

"I don't know why. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Also I didn't want to wait for customs to finish invading my privacy. I've got meetings to attend, so I wanted to get this done."

A rocket, launched from an unknown location, suddenly flew right past them. Adoff pulled a hard turn, cursing, pulling the plane onto a trajectory back into the jungle. More rockets started whizzing past until the plane reached it's maximum speed, breaking the sound barrier and well out of range of any rockets. Adoff was shaken and stirred by the event, surprised the DEA were that thirsty for his blood.

"Alright, from now on, we're on a low-flying straight trajectory. Hopefully it'll be fine against any more missiles, but should something behind us reach a higher maximum speed, we'll be in big trouble."

[ArmaSimplex]

The hard turn woke Marcus up, who was sleeping in the plane the whole time since before it started flying. With that turn, Marcus fell down the chair located at the tail of the plane, knocking his head as he woke up and cursed “他妈的，什么事情再发生呢？！” Standing up and re-adjusting his suit he had wore before he fell asleep, he looked in front and spotted all the other leaders already-sitted and probably in the midst of an important discussion.

"Oh.. Had the plane started the flight?"

[Guppychal]

The hard turn woke Marcus up, who was sleeping in the plane the whole time since before it started flying. With that turn, Marcus fell down the chair located at the tail of the plane, knocking his head as he woke up and cursed “他妈的，什么事情再发生呢？！” Standing up and re-adjusting his suit he had wore before he fell asleep, he looked in front and spotted all the other leaders already-sitted and probably in the midst of an important discussion.

"Oh.. Had the plane started the flight?"

Noah responded "Yeah... obviously without permission though." He then walked to Adoff "Anyways Adoff should we just go up to the conference altitude and start this thing?"

[Ukranas]

Noah responded "Yeah... obviously without permission though." He then walked to Adoff "Anyways Adoff should we just go up to the conference altitude and start this thing?"

The plane veered out of control as Adoff tried desperately to correct the trajectory.

"Hey, look, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I'm trying to keep the plane on course here. Another time maybe, ok? The conference will begin soon enough."

(OOC: There will be no conference, we were supposed to be knocked out of the sky long ago.)

[Nickel Empire]

"My Emperor we have reached the plane, what are your next orders?" Alfred was standing in the doorway to the pilots room.

"Pilot, I want you to get this airship above the plane to scare them a little bit, then turn on the air-raid sirens."

"You got it chief."

The airship soon began to increase speed and then the airplane was covered in a black shadow as the airship blocked out the sun. After about a minute like this 20 air-raid sirens started going off.

"Ok, lets scare them a little bit more and have the Machbet's fire their machine-guns but make sure they do not hit the airplane."

"Yes my Emperor." Alfred then went and picked up a phone that was hanging of to the side and talked into it, telling the crews to fire their machine guns.

"Ha, this is so much fun! Wait, does anybody else smell smoke?" Tony then noticed a orange flame coming out of the airplane. "Jesus Christ what happened?"

"The crews couldn't see in the darkness and hit one of the engines or something."

"Hand me that microphone." Which was promptly handed to Tony. "Uh you might want to get out of the plane as it is on fire." The voice was disguised so it didn't sound like Tony.

"That was all you could say?"

"Yes, now we wait for them to get out safely."

[Exaequatio]

What the fucking hell is going on for shit's sake? Wilson casually thought as he felt the erratic turbulence of the plane avoiding the missiles. Is the DEA shooting at us? I ordered them just to inspect the unsanctioned airport in the middle of a damned nature sanctuary. I'm firing someone when this is all over. Wilson then felt the engine blow out from Nickel's airship. "Good god, is the DEA shooting at us!? What have you gotten us into Adoff! I knew I should have sent Monroe here instead!"

[Si Ultimum Republic of Blaming]

Bay Ming felt like he was on top of the world. The majestic stead, the space walrus, was flying in the sky at mach 5. "Thank god I passed that exoskeleton research first. Came in handy." he thought to himself.
The space walrus will need to gain speed first by circling around the earth circumstance first, the scientists told him. "Looks like we are almost done" Bay Ming exclaimed, looking at his exoskeleton speed meter. Suddenly the walrus would bellow out a groin, and Bay Ming could feel shock waves.
This would worry him greatly, but unknown to him, the walrus has hit the plane that was carrying all of the leaders. If the crash was heard by a normal human, it could have been described as a "boing" sound.

[Foederatio Hesperiae]

"Hintzen, what is going on!" exclaimed Sidas as smoke began to fill the airplane. Like any good, God-fearing Hesperian would do, the prime minister leaped out of his seat and knelt on the floor in prayer: "God help us! We are going to crash!"