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[IC] [TWI-Only] The League of TWI (Assembly)

A staging-point for declarations of war and other major diplomatic events. [In character]

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Doppler
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Postby Doppler » Sat Aug 29, 2015 6:42 pm

Kamieniec Podolski wrote:"Gays? Who declares war about gays? Might as well attack pigeons, have more fun that way." He starts to take off his shoes.

"This is why we don't let drinking in the chamber. Your talking nonsense!" Jackson snapped.
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Oglassa
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Postby Oglassa » Sat Aug 29, 2015 6:44 pm

"Excuse me, your highness, but you still have not given us a direct reasoning for your "Declaration" of war on Lithuania. If you intend to end this peacefully, we need a reason."
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Kamieniec Podolski
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Postby Kamieniec Podolski » Sat Aug 29, 2015 6:51 pm

"Oh, that!" He looks genuinely surprised. "Yeah, we've been close to declaring war since I was a wee child. Now that they distain the very fabric on which we were built, their sham of a government has been revealed." He stops smiling and his face goes dark. "Calm yourself, little ones. You forget yourselves. This little war will be won, and you cannot stop it. It is the will of God."

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Dashgrinaar
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Postby Dashgrinaar » Sat Aug 29, 2015 6:53 pm

"It would not bode well for you to call us "little ones". Could you explain what they have done wrong, so it does not appear that you are fighting a war without a reasonable cause?"
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Polar Svalbard
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Postby Polar Svalbard » Sat Aug 29, 2015 6:54 pm

Two SMI-2 Agents stepped into the room toting their full gear. The one on the left spoke up, secretary General do not worry we are here to ensure safety of delegates, due to the presence of five armed men in the room, and an unstable person." They took position by the door.

Stephanie nodded to them. "Secretary general, obviously we are going to get nowhere with this person. Now in straight terms." She turned to the delegate of Kamniec. "Are you going to invade, yes or no... that is all you need to say." She crossed her arms.
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Ostehaar
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Postby Ostehaar » Sat Aug 29, 2015 6:54 pm

Tomas, while listening to the lively discussion with the representative from Kamieniec Podolski, turned to the chairman and said, "Well it seems others here are presenting my views at the moment. Meanwhile I'd like to vouch for Havenburgh. Thank you."
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Linaviar
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Postby Linaviar » Sat Aug 29, 2015 6:56 pm

Kamieniec Podolski wrote:"Oh, that!" He looks genuinely surprised. "Yeah, we've been close to declaring war since I was a wee child. Now that they distain the very fabric on which we were built, their sham of a government has been revealed." He stops smiling and his face goes dark. "Calm yourself, little ones. You forget yourselves. This little war will be won, and you cannot stop it. It is the will of God."

"So your nation has no wish to attempt at reconciling its differences with Lithuania? I believe that is all that we need to hear." Kinoosak turned to address the league. "I suggest putting forward an official condemnation against the nation of Kamieniec Podolski, they obviously have no wish for peace if what we are hearing is true."
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The League of TWI
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Postby The League of TWI » Sat Aug 29, 2015 6:57 pm

"Havenburgh has accumulated 5 vouches, and is admitted to the League."

She motioned to an assistant and handed him a piece of paper.

Tell the guard to be alert and draw closer to the chamber. There are five armed men in the room, but we have two SMI agents to help. Still, have them be on guard.

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Alantania
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Postby Alantania » Sat Aug 29, 2015 6:57 pm

"Also vouch for Havenburgh. May all those armed leave their weapons outside? I'm sure that'd be a better solution than trying to outgun the other."

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Ostehaar
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Postby Ostehaar » Sat Aug 29, 2015 6:58 pm

Linaviar wrote:
Kamieniec Podolski wrote:"Oh, that!" He looks genuinely surprised. "Yeah, we've been close to declaring war since I was a wee child. Now that they distain the very fabric on which we were built, their sham of a government has been revealed." He stops smiling and his face goes dark. "Calm yourself, little ones. You forget yourselves. This little war will be won, and you cannot stop it. It is the will of God."

"So your nation has no wish to attempt at reconciling its differences with Lithuania? I believe that is all that we need to hear." Kinoosak turned to address the league. "I suggest putting forward an official condemnation against the nation of Kamieniec Podolski, they obviously have no wish for peace if what we are hearing is true."


"I second that. This man here has... lost our attention."
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Polar Svalbard
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Postby Polar Svalbard » Sat Aug 29, 2015 6:59 pm

"Why not go with economic sanctions too?"
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Dashgrinaar
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Postby Dashgrinaar » Sat Aug 29, 2015 6:59 pm

"I motion that all men who are armed leave their arms in the hands of the Palace Guards, unless they have authorization to remain armed."
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Alantania
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Postby Alantania » Sat Aug 29, 2015 7:00 pm

Dashgrinaar wrote:"I motion that all men who are armed leave their arms in the hands of the Palace Guards, unless they have authorization to remain armed."

"I second this. Honestly, we are all respectful delegates. Are body guards truly neccesarry?"

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Kamieniec Podolski
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Postby Kamieniec Podolski » Sat Aug 29, 2015 7:02 pm

"You don't understand. You truly are little ones just playing at politics if you can't see what's happening. The Lithuanian Commonwealth has been poking at the chained bear for as long as I can remember, and the chain is gone. Need I spell it out further?" He turns and looks at the agents. "You're the SMI-2? I've seen better."

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Ostehaar
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Postby Ostehaar » Sat Aug 29, 2015 7:03 pm

"Why is the... representative from Kamieniec Podolski still here? I believe he concluded his business with us and we concluded ours with him."

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Kamieniec Podolski
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Postby Kamieniec Podolski » Sat Aug 29, 2015 7:04 pm

"Really, little pigeon? That's what you want?"

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Alantania
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Postby Alantania » Sat Aug 29, 2015 7:05 pm

Kamieniec Podolski wrote:"You don't understand. You truly are little ones just playing at politics if you can't see what's happening. The Lithuanian Commonwealth has been poking at the chained bear for as long as I can remember, and the chain is gone. Need I spell it out further?" He turns and looks at the agents. "You're the SMI-2? I've seen better."

"So your sayi T.L.C has been aggravating Kamieniec Podolski for as as you can remember and since the legalization of gay marriage, the religious advisors in your nation that I assume opposed war now support war against T.L.C? And you will make no attempt at diplomacy?"

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Dashgrinaar
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Postby Dashgrinaar » Sat Aug 29, 2015 7:05 pm

"So they poke the bear. Declaring war on Lithuania will make it so it goes from man against bear, to army against bear. We exist to eliminate the possibility of war, not encourage it. Your Highness, you are the one preventing us from doing so, by not giving adequate explanation."
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Oglassa
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Postby Oglassa » Sat Aug 29, 2015 7:06 pm

"But you don't have better do you? If you intend to shoot up this Chamber you will be declaring war on all nations present, including their allies. Which is not very smart. Your "god" is a stance of human metaphors in which we have no proof of, and the only evidence is a book that is centuries old, which doesn't give a valid reason for war."
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Dashgrinaar
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Postby Dashgrinaar » Sat Aug 29, 2015 7:07 pm

Oglassa wrote:"But you don't have better do you? If you intend to shoot up this Chamber you will be declaring war on all nations present, including their allies. Which is not very smart. Your "god" is a stance of human metaphors in which we have no proof of, and the only evidence is a book that is centuries old, which doesn't give a valid reason for war."


"I agree. Many nations have now separated their religion from politics. For us, it is not a question of religious morality, but that of national utilitarianism, and keeping the peace."
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Alantania
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Postby Alantania » Sat Aug 29, 2015 7:09 pm

Oglassa wrote:"But you don't have better do you? If you intend to shoot up this Chamber you will be declaring war on all nations present, including their allies. Which is not very smart. Your "god" is a stance of human metaphors in which we have no proof of, and the only evidence is a book that is centuries old, which doesn't give a valid reason for war."

"We are NOT here to start a debate upon the legitimacy of religions! Clearly they are smart enought not to shoot, it is a stance of power to show irrelevance towards us and clearly it is working as SMI-2 agents from Polar Svalbard are here to flex their muscles and fan their ego. Neither the 5 guards or two agents are needed." She sighed.

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Kamieniec Podolski
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Postby Kamieniec Podolski » Sat Aug 29, 2015 7:10 pm

"How about an army of bears?"
Alantania wrote:
Kamieniec Podolski wrote:"You don't understand. You truly are little ones just playing at politics if you can't see what's happening. The Lithuanian Commonwealth has been poking at the chained bear for as long as I can remember, and the chain is gone. Need I spell it out further?" He turns and looks at the agents. "You're the SMI-2? I've seen better."

"So your sayi T.L.C has been aggravating Kamieniec Podolski for as as you can remember and since the legalization of gay marriage, the religious advisors in your nation that I assume opposed war now support war against T.L.C? And you will make no attempt at diplomacy?"


"Diplomacy? We've tried, they responded be scorning our attempt and ignoring our warnings."

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Oglassa
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Postby Oglassa » Sat Aug 29, 2015 7:10 pm

"Bringing five armed guards is against the rules of this assembly, only two per nation are permitted."
I totally am for a heck of a lot of things.
Socialist Democracy, LGBT Rights, Pro-Choice, Gender Equality, Racial Equality, Gun Rights
Religious Beliefs
Capitalism, Fascism, Racism, Feminazism, Gun Control
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League of TWI: Melanie Quartz
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Polar Svalbard
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Postby Polar Svalbard » Sat Aug 29, 2015 7:11 pm

Alantania wrote:
Oglassa wrote:"But you don't have better do you? If you intend to shoot up this Chamber you will be declaring war on all nations present, including their allies. Which is not very smart. Your "god" is a stance of human metaphors in which we have no proof of, and the only evidence is a book that is centuries old, which doesn't give a valid reason for war."

"We are NOT here to start a debate upon the legitimacy of religions! Clearly they are smart enought not to shoot, it is a stance of power to show irrelevance towards us and clearly it is working as SMI-2 agents from Polar Svalbard are here to flex their muscles and fan their ego. Neither the 5 guards or two agents are needed." She sighed.

Stephanie glared at her. "Quite honestly we are here to provide safety for the delegates here, including you. so if this zealous warmongerer decides to off the lot of you, we make sure that we can save most of you."
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Dashgrinaar
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Postby Dashgrinaar » Sat Aug 29, 2015 7:13 pm

Kamieniec Podolski wrote:"How about an army of bears?"
Alantania wrote:"So your sayi T.L.C has been aggravating Kamieniec Podolski for as as you can remember and since the legalization of gay marriage, the religious advisors in your nation that I assume opposed war now support war against T.L.C? And you will make no attempt at diplomacy?"


"Diplomacy? We've tried, they responded be scorning our attempt and ignoring our warnings."


"Warnings of what? Your nation should not, and does not, have a say in how theirs is governed. We aren't in the past where you were the same country. Independent of each other, is what you are."

"On regards to the Alantanian delegate, the SMI agents are permitted."
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