After The Great War (IC-Open)

[Second Modern Rome]

After recent elections in Chile a new communist government has been voted into power. Immediately economic reforms have been put into place and all industry nationalised to improve the economy. Education and universal free healthcare has been established by the new government led by Alfonso Fernardo López.

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Official Message from the Republic of Chile

To: USSR
From: Republic of Chile

Dear Mr. Vladimir Lenin,

Our government has just been voted in communist and we wish to strenghten our ties with other communist countries like ourselves for economic and military reasons. We wish to hold a meeting between our two great leaders in Moscow if that is satisfactory for you. Our nation hopes to have a great future with the USSR.

Thank you,
Alfonso Fernardo López
President of the Republic of Chile

oh no

[Second Modern Rome]

Official Message of the Spanish Empire

To: The British Empire
From: The Spanish Empire

King George VI,
Despite what had happened in Mexico, you are a fellow imperialist right-wing nation. Since you are imperialist and right-wing, I would like to invite you to Spain to discuss Soviet aggression and proxy wars in Africa and to see the National Day military parade. We really do hope that you can make your way to Madrid and Spain still considers you an ally, even after you sent the Canadians to try to surprise attack our troops. I am willing to forgive you and Canada, since I got what I wanted anyways...a right-wing, anti-communist controlled government in Mexico and a military base in Mexico.

Though the Spanish people may be a bit angry, I, Generalissimo Franco still love Britain and their motives in stopping Communism.

Sincerely,

[Norwegian Vinland]

After recent elections in Chile a new communist government has been voted into power. Immediately economic reforms have been put into place and all industry nationalised to improve the economy. Education and universal free healthcare has been established by the new government led by Alfonso Fernardo López.

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Official Message from the Republic of Chile

To: USSR
From: Republic of Chile

Dear Mr. Vladimir Lenin,

Our government has just been voted in communist and we wish to strenghten our ties with other communist countries like ourselves for economic and military reasons. We wish to hold a meeting between our two great leaders in Moscow if that is satisfactory for you. Our nation hopes to have a great future with the USSR.

Thank you,
Alfonso Fernardo López
President of the Republic of Chile

oh no

oh yes

[Norwegian Vinland]

Official Message from the Republic of Chilé

To: Socialist Republic of Greece
From: Republic of Chilé

Dear Mr. Ioannis Kaisaridis,

Our government recognizes the Socialist Republic of Greece and fully supports your war of independence from the evil grasps of imperialism. Our nation sends a regiment of infantry for you struggle of independence. We will also send humanitarian supplies for your people. We hope you win your war and show the true power of socialism. If your nation requires any thing else just request it and we will do our best to provide it.

Thank you,
Salvador Allende
President of the Republic of Chilé

[Norwegian Vinland]

The government of the Republic of Chilé starts on new projects to improve the infastructure of Chilé by building new railroads throughout the nation. A new plan has been proposed to build a highway going from the northen city of Iquique to the capital, Santiago, and all the way down to Coyhaíque down south. The Chiléan government is passing reforms for the army from a conscription army to a fully standing professional army being made up of tanks, infantry, artillery, and planes. The current naval base in Valparaíso is being expanded to be capable of housing bigger and better ships.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

The Canadian Prime Minister makes a surprise visit to England to discuss the terror attack on the English embassy. His plane contains many gift baskets, as he did not bring enough last time. He goes to the Prime Minister's building with his assistant who holds 10 gift baskets in his arms. The Canadian Prime Minister says to the secretary "Hello, I am William Lyon Mackenzie King, the Prime Minister of Canada. I would like to speak with the English Prime Minister?"

"Alright, I'll let him know.", said secretary.

The secretary then calls Prime Minister Atlee's office, "Hello? Mackenzie King is here to see you...Yes they have gift hampers! Alright, I'l let them in.", said the secretary. "Clement's office is the second door to the left.", said the secretary. The Canadian Prime Minister and his assistant entered Atlee's office. "Welcome, welcome! Have a seat.", said Atlee as the two sat at his desk.

"Well, I see that you brought many gift hampers! Thank you very much. I like these Canadian delicacies, especially the maple syrup. That isn't very common here. Anyhoo, onto business. I am shocked and outraged that this attack has happened at our embassy in Ottawa! 85 people both British and Canadian died in the attack! And we must find the culprits! Once we find out who commited this atrocity, we shall exact our revenge! Does your governmenf have any leads on the perpetrators of this attack?", said Atlee

[ApplePieistan]

The Canadian Prime Minister makes a surprise visit to England to discuss the terror attack on the English embassy. His plane contains many gift baskets, as he did not bring enough last time. He goes to the Prime Minister's building with his assistant who holds 10 gift baskets in his arms. The Canadian Prime Minister says to the secretary "Hello, I am William Lyon Mackenzie King, the Prime Minister of Canada. I would like to speak with the English Prime Minister?"

"Alright, I'll let him know.", said secretary.

The secretary then calls Prime Minister Atlee's office, "Hello? Mackenzie King is here to see you...Yes they have gift hampers! Alright, I'l let them in.", said the secretary. "Clement's office is the second door to the left.", said the secretary. The Canadian Prime Minister and his assistant entered Atlee's office. "Welcome, welcome! Have a seat.", said Atlee as the two sat at his desk.

"Well, I see that you brought many gift hampers! Thank you very much. I like these Canadian delicacies, especially the maple syrup. That isn't very common here. Anyhoo, onto business. I am shocked and outraged that this attack has happened at our embassy in Ottawa! 85 people both British and Canadian died in the attack! And we must find the culprits! Once we find out who commited this atrocity, we shall exact our revenge! Does your governmenf have any leads on the perpetrators of this attack?", said Atlee

The Prime Minister sits down and says "The ministry of defense has confirmed that a cooperation between terrorists in both Iran and Saudi Arabia have coordinated this attack. I recommend we storm those nations to take their oi- I mean find the ones responsible and bring them to justice. We suspect a man by the name… um… Abdulla Bin Abwazi, is responsible. He is likely hiding in one of those 2 nations, so we should invade both. We should also take control of their oil wells, as it likely funds the group."

[British Empire Strikes Back]

"Alright, I'll let him know.", said secretary.

The secretary then calls Prime Minister Atlee's office, "Hello? Mackenzie King is here to see you...Yes they have gift hampers! Alright, I'l let them in.", said the secretary. "Clement's office is the second door to the left.", said the secretary. The Canadian Prime Minister and his assistant entered Atlee's office. "Welcome, welcome! Have a seat.", said Atlee as the two sat at his desk.

"Well, I see that you brought many gift hampers! Thank you very much. I like these Canadian delicacies, especially the maple syrup. That isn't very common here. Anyhoo, onto business. I am shocked and outraged that this attack has happened at our embassy in Ottawa! 85 people both British and Canadian died in the attack! And we must find the culprits! Once we find out who commited this atrocity, we shall exact our revenge! Does your governmenf have any leads on the perpetrators of this attack?", said Atlee

The Prime Minister sits down and says "The ministry of defense has confirmed that a cooperation between terrorists in both Iran and Saudi Arabia have coordinated this attack. I recommend we storm those nations to take their oi- I mean find the ones responsible and bring them to justice. We suspect a man by the name… um… Abdulla Bin Abwazi, is responsible. He is likely hiding in one of those 2 nations, so we should invade both. We should also take control of their oil wells, as it likely funds the group."

Atlee pondered for a moment, and said, "Well. I shall trust the findings of your Ministry of Defence. Iran is a very close ally of The Empire, and we and the Soviets invaded Iran around 5 years ago. Thus, I propose that The British Empire, which Canada is a part of, invades Saudi Arabia. We shall divide the oil 90-10, 10% to The Dominion of Canada and 90% to us. Deal?", asked Atlee

[ApplePieistan]

The Prime Minister sits down and says "The ministry of defense has confirmed that a cooperation between terrorists in both Iran and Saudi Arabia have coordinated this attack. I recommend we storm those nations to take their oi- I mean find the ones responsible and bring them to justice. We suspect a man by the name… um… Abdulla Bin Abwazi, is responsible. He is likely hiding in one of those 2 nations, so we should invade both. We should also take control of their oil wells, as it likely funds the group."

Atlee pondered for a moment, and said, "Well. I shall trust the findings of your Ministry of Defence. Iran is a very close ally of The Empire, and we and the Soviets invaded Iran around 5 years ago. Thus, I propose that The British Empire, which Canada is a part of, invades Saudi Arabia. We shall divide the oil 90-10, 10% to The Dominion of Canada and 90% to us. Deal?", asked Atlee

"Woah, woah, woah, 90-10? That seems about right. Should we completely take over Saudi Arabia, or just their oil. I think we should take the whole thing so that the Saudi people can still have a wealthy and supportive government." The Canadian Prime Minister leans back, hoping that he has forgotten about the whole terrorist thing and has become fixated on the oil.

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Atlee pondered for a moment, and said, "Well. I shall trust the findings of your Ministry of Defence. Iran is a very close ally of The Empire, and we and the Soviets invaded Iran around 5 years ago. Thus, I propose that The British Empire, which Canada is a part of, invades Saudi Arabia. We shall divide the oil 90-10, 10% to The Dominion of Canada and 90% to us. Deal?", asked Atlee

"Woah, woah, woah, 90-10? That seems about right. Should we completely take over Saudi Arabia, or just their oil. I think we should take the whole thing so that the Saudi people can still have a wealthy and supportive government." The Canadian Prime Minister leans back, hoping that he has forgotten about the whole terrorist thing and has become fixated on the oil.

"We can make Saudi Arabia into a British protectorate. But first and foremost, we much find and prosecute this bin Abwazi fellow! He needs to be prosecuted in British courts for the crimes he has commited! We must also conduct our own investigation into this tragedy.", said Atlee

[ApplePieistan]

"Woah, woah, woah, 90-10? That seems about right. Should we completely take over Saudi Arabia, or just their oil. I think we should take the whole thing so that the Saudi people can still have a wealthy and supportive government." The Canadian Prime Minister leans back, hoping that he has forgotten about the whole terrorist thing and has become fixated on the oil.

"We can make Saudi Arabia into a British protectorate. But first and foremost, we much find and prosecute this bin Abwazi fellow! He needs to be prosecuted in British courts for the crimes he has commited! We must also conduct our own investigation into this tragedy.", said Atlee

The Canadian Prime Minister begins perspiring heavily. He speaks nervously and hesitantly. "Uh, actually, I think that the Canadian Ministry of National Defense has the investigation under control. About trying this man in British courts, um, he is probably very dangerous. If he tries to attack our men, they should not hesitate to shoot him. Um… eh?"

[British Empire Strikes Back]

"We can make Saudi Arabia into a British protectorate. But first and foremost, we much find and prosecute this bin Abwazi fellow! He needs to be prosecuted in British courts for the crimes he has commited! We must also conduct our own investigation into this tragedy.", said Atlee

The Canadian Prime Minister begins perspiring heavily. He speaks nervously and hesitantly. "Uh, actually, I think that the Canadian Ministry of National Defense has the investigation under control. About trying this man in British courts, um, he is probably very dangerous. If he tries to attack our men, they should not hesitate to shoot him. Um… eh?"

Atlee thought the Canadian Prime Minister's perspiration was a bit odd. Atlee said, "Well, thank you for your advice; but I have already authorised Scotland Yard's investigation on the matter. He shall be tried in our courts for his crimes! We shall have bin Abwazi's head! Well... Not literally, we don't do that anymore... But we shall have justice! I want the families of the victims to confront him face to face for his wretched deeds! He shall be imprisoned for life for his crimes against The Empire! We must find Abdullah bin Abwazi!", said Atlee

[World Anarchic Union]

After recent elections in Chilé a new communist government has been voted into power. Immediately economic reforms have been put into place and all industry nationalised to improve the economy. Education and universal free healthcare has been established by the new government led by Alfonso Fernardo López.

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Official Message from the Republic of Chilé

To: USSR
From: Republic of Chilé

Dear Mr. Joseph Stalin,

Our government has just been voted in communist and we wish to strenghten our ties with other communist countries like ourselves for economic and military reasons. We wish to hold a meeting between our two great leaders in Moscow if that is satisfactory for you. Our nation hopes to have a great future with the USSR.

Thank you,
Alfonso Fernardo López
President of the Republic of Chilé

To:Republic of Chilé
From:Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
Dear Mr. Alfonso Fernardo Lopez,
We would be very pleased if you visited Moscow to join a diplomatic, military and economic alliance. We are glad to see that communism is spreadin through the power of the people in South America as well. We hope that a result will be achieved. We await your visit.
Sincerely,
Joseph Stalin

[Arvenia]

SAC
South African Confederacy sends 80,000 SADF troops, money, food, water, medical supplies, ammunition, vehicles, weapons, armors and equipment to Congo to support it against Socialist hostilities.

Maseru, Lesotho, SAC
A major conflict between Xhosa tribes and Sotho tribes occurs in Maseru, Lesotho, which SAC invaded and conquered in 1945. The conflict has claimed over 200 lives. The SADF makes efforts to end bloodshed between the two African tribes in Lesotho.

From: Patrice Lumumba
To: Gideon Brand van Zyl

We thank you for the supplies.

Johannesburg, South Africa, SAC
The message from Congo was appreciated, but the message was sent to Gideon Brand van Zyl, who is actually the Defence Minister of SAC. The Emperor sent a message to Congo.

To: Congolese Republic
From: SAC
Dear Patrice Lumumba, Gideon Brand van Zyl is actually South Africa's Defence Minister. SAC is actually controlled by a monarch (Emperor/Empress) and a State Minister. Anyway, General Oskar de Klerk and War Minister Charlize Kruger are those leading the South African Defence Force operations in Congo to support your government against enemies we don't know about. Thanks, what type of government does Congo have?

Sincerly, Emperor Joakem I of the South African Confederacy

Swazi-Mozambican Border
According to the government, Portugal is run by a fascist-esque government called Estado Novo (Portuguese: "New State"). If the Portuguese troops would claim Swaziland, the SADF would invade southern Mozambique and take Maputo, the capital of the Portuguese East Africa, and make the part a new South African territory called South-East Africa or Maputoland, since Namibia is also known as South-West Africa. The SAC is much Capitalist, Antiracist, Anticommunist, Imperialist, Colonialist, Liberal, Traditional Conservative, National Liberal, Liberal Conservative, Constitutionalist, Antifascist, Militarist, National Democratic, Feminist, Green Ideological, Green Democratic, Pacificonservative, South African Nationalist, Federalist and Monarchist, and has big hatred towards Communism, Fascism, Racism, Antiliberalism, Anticolonialism, Nazism, Anarchism and Antifeminism.

[Estenia]

OOC: Brother, I'd prefer it you if you didn't use numbers since it's numberwank, I did that stuff before and I must say it didn't work. But you could say it is a regiment of Chilean forces.
OOC2: To everyone that is talking about Northern Greece. The nations weren't exactly recognised that way at the time. For example East and West Germany were known as The Democratic Repuplic of Germany and the Federal Republic of Germany. So I'd like it if you called them with their formal titles.

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Official Message from the Republic of Chilé

To: Socialist Republic of Greece
From: Republic of Chilé

Dear Mr. Ioannis Kaisaridis,

Our government recognizes the Socialist Republic of Greece and fully supports your war of independence from the evil grasps of imperialism. Our nation sends 2,000 soilders for your struggle of independence. We will also send humanitarian supplies for your people. We hope you win your war and show the true power of socialism. If your nation requires any thing else just request it and we will do our best to provide it.

Thank you,
Alfonso Fernardo López
President of the Republic of Chilé

From: Ioannis Kaisaridis, General Secretary of the Socialist Republic of Greece To: Alfonso Fernardo López, President of the Republic of Chile Encryption: Classified Greetings sir! I am pleased to hear that a regiment as well as humanitarian aid are on the way to Greece, but since you are far away I must tell you that you must be careful on the way to The Socialist Republic of Greece since it's south where it is the way you will follow is full of greedy imperialistic and capitalist scums! We commend the action taken by your nation and we must meet sometime in order we will make plans for the war and speak for a further alliance. Signed, Ioannis Kaisaridis, General Secretary of The Socialist Republic of Greece

Katerini, North Greece
7th May 1946, 0639 local hours

Reinforcements arrived at the front near Katerini, a whole infantry corps was formed. It consisted a lot of infantry soldiers, artillery, transport vehicles. It also had a lot of trainers because their instructions will be needed in the battlefield and battlefields like Katerini are very dangerous places for battle, especially after the bombardment with the many craters and destroyed buildings. Enemies could be everywhere, but Northern Greeks decided to camp outside of the city so they can get their armoured vehicles from the Soviets quicklier. The South Greek forces, in order they surrounded the North Greek forces in the northeast, made some minor entrenchment on Aliakmonas and they also used the river as a source for the moving supplies.

The attack began with the artillery shooting everywhere in the city, North Greek forces though weren't situated there and were happy to listen to the false shooting at the Katerini basin. When the Southern Greek forces moved in they saw nothing but more wrecked buildings. It was North Greece's turn for surprises, the outnumbered division made a failed attack and so when the Sherman Firefly tanks went in the city, they started runnin and finding hiding spots at the wreckages and so the battle began. Both sides were shooting at the same time to each other, both sides had injuries and casualties, but South Greece moved forward and the North Greek forces backed up and lost Katerini too.

This meant that Pieria was annexed by South Greece and the only obstacle now was Thessaloniki which had amassed troops, equipment, artillery, tank and other kinds of military vehicles. In total, the South Greek force was outnumbered in there and this meant a loss of the battle and witht he Chilean forces incoming, the siege for Thessaloniki could be made even harder. In total, Thessaloniki and the surrounding areas had 3 corps which made up a whole field army.

[ApplePieistan]

The Canadian Prime Minister begins perspiring heavily. He speaks nervously and hesitantly. "Uh, actually, I think that the Canadian Ministry of National Defense has the investigation under control. About trying this man in British courts, um, he is probably very dangerous. If he tries to attack our men, they should not hesitate to shoot him. Um… eh?"

Atlee thought the Canadian Prime Minister's perspiration was a bit odd. Atlee said, "Well, thank you for your advice; but I have already authorised Scotland Yard's investigation on the matter. He shall be tried in our courts for his crimes! We shall have bin Abwazi's head! Well... Not literally, we don't do that anymore... But we shall have justice! I want the families of the victims to confront him face to face for his wretched deeds! He shall be imprisoned for life for his crimes against The Empire! We must find Abdullah bin Abwazi!", said Atlee

The Prime Minister seems to be sweating more intensely now. He appears to be drenched with sweat. "Um, alright. I have to go do Canadian things back in Canada. Make sure you do all that war stuff!" The Prime Minister grabs his assistant and begins to run out the door. He pulls the assistant with such force that he drops all of the gift baskets at once.
The Prime Minister boards his plane and shouts "To Vancouver, and fast!" Once he makes it to Vamcouver, he rushes to the exploded embassy. He then looks for the Scotland Yard people to ask them what they've found.

[World Anarchic Union]

UNION OF SOVIET SOCIALIST REPUBLICS

The USSR invites all nations that wish for an economic or diplomatic alliance with the USSR as the COMECON, an economic alliance and the Pact of Sovereign Socialist and Communist Nations will be established.
Representatives of the Eastern Bloc are due to arrive in a few hours. Other nations are welcome as Moscow is being prepared for the representatives.

[Estenia]

UNION OF SOVIET SOCIALIST REPUBLICS
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The USSR invites all nations that wish for an economic or diplomatic alliance with the USSR as the COMECON, an economic alliance and the Pact of Sovereign Socialist and Communist Nations will be established.
Representatives of the Eastern Bloc are due to arrive in a few hours. Other nations are welcome as Moscow is being prepared for the representatives.

Moscow, Russian Socialist Federative Republic, Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
7th May 1946, 1135 local hours

Ioannis Kaisaridis, General Secretary of the Socialist Republic of Greece had arrived to Moscow since the previous night but preferred to keep his presence on the region secret and he preferred to stay at the hotel for the whole night. He was worried about the war since he had lost a large part of Pieria which is the onyl obstacle before Thessaloniki, capital of his nation. It was a rainy morning in Moscow and the streets were still full of cars of people going to their works. Kaisaridis was heading for the Kremlin, in the Red Square, he was serious but also crumpy and he couldn't think a lot of things at once. He wanted to assure a position of the Socialist Republic of Greece in the alliance named COMECON and so help the Socialist Republic with the seemingly lost civil war. He walked in the Kremlin and headed immediately towards Joseph Stalin, General Secretary of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics and he said

"Greetings mister Stalin, you have invited all of us in here for a meeting. COMECON will surely be an influental alliance and my country needs to join. But when The Socialist Republic of Greece joins every invited nation is obliged to help it in order it achieves its target which is unifying Greece under the red of socialism and escaping it from the ruthless capitalism. I know that you have helped us a lot but still, we cannot advance, the Kingdom of Greece suddenly took power and wants to take the whole nation. Even if they win, the nation will not be seen the same way, it will be seen with a bad eye and since its neighbours are Socialist nations it will be under the threat of an attack and nobody can see the nation being destroyed by all the Yugoslav, Albanian and Bulgarian forces."

[New Republika Srpska]

Post is Work in Progress.

OOC: I will try my best writing it.

[Norwegian Vinland]

Salvador Allende boards his private plane in Chilé and begins his journey to Moscow. After finally arriving he and his bodyguards are picked up by a private limo and drive around the city. On the way they see the amazing city of Moscow and its glourious sites. After they finish Mr. Allende checks into a hotel and waits until it is time to meet Mr. Stalin.

[Norwegian Vinland]

Official Message from the Republic of Chilé

To: Australia
From: Republic of Chilé

Dear Prime Minster Ben Chifley,

Our government would like to enter a economic alliance with your nation to benefit both our economies. We have many resources like copper and timber that you may need. We hope you consider our offer.

Thank you,
Salvador Allende
President of the Republic of Chilé

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Atlee thought the Canadian Prime Minister's perspiration was a bit odd. Atlee said, "Well, thank you for your advice; but I have already authorised Scotland Yard's investigation on the matter. He shall be tried in our courts for his crimes! We shall have bin Abwazi's head! Well... Not literally, we don't do that anymore... But we shall have justice! I want the families of the victims to confront him face to face for his wretched deeds! He shall be imprisoned for life for his crimes against The Empire! We must find Abdullah bin Abwazi!", said Atlee

The Prime Minister seems to be sweating more intensely now. He appears to be drenched with sweat. "Um, alright. I have to go do Canadian things back in Canada. Make sure you do all that war stuff!" The Prime Minister grabs his assistant and begins to run out the door. He pulls the assistant with such force that he drops all of the gift baskets at once.
The Prime Minister boards his plane and shouts "To Vancouver, and fast!" Once he makes it to Vamcouver, he rushes to the exploded embassy. He then looks for the Scotland Yard people to ask them what they've found.

Rubble of The British Embassy, Vancouver, British Columbia, The Dominion of Canada

"Greetings Prime Minister Mackenzie King! I am the lead investigator on this investigation, James Perrier. What have we found? Well, that is a confidential matter. However, I will say that this attack seems to be a bit suspicious...", said James Perrier

[ApplePieistan]

The Prime Minister seems to be sweating more intensely now. He appears to be drenched with sweat. "Um, alright. I have to go do Canadian things back in Canada. Make sure you do all that war stuff!" The Prime Minister grabs his assistant and begins to run out the door. He pulls the assistant with such force that he drops all of the gift baskets at once.
The Prime Minister boards his plane and shouts "To Vancouver, and fast!" Once he makes it to Vamcouver, he rushes to the exploded embassy. He then looks for the Scotland Yard people to ask them what they've found.

Rubble of The British Embassy, Vancouver, British Columbia, The Dominion of Canada

"Greetings Prime Minister Mackenzie King! I am the lead investigator on this investigation, James Perrier. What have we found? Well, that is a confidential matter. However, I will say that this attack seems to be a bit suspicious...", said James Perrier

He suddenly begins to start sweating metaphorical buckets. He says "Sir, listen, this is Canada's business as much as it is England's. If you found something, please tell me. We're on the same side, here." He makes an unconvincing smile. If you don't want to tell me, please tell the minister of national defense."

[British Empire Strikes Back]

Rubble of The British Embassy, Vancouver, British Columbia, The Dominion of Canada

"Greetings Prime Minister Mackenzie King! I am the lead investigator on this investigation, James Perrier. What have we found? Well, that is a confidential matter. However, I will say that this attack seems to be a bit suspicious...", said James Perrier

He suddenly begins to start sweating metaphorical buckets. He says "Sir, listen, this is Canada's business as much as it is England's. If you found something, please tell me. We're on the same side, here." He makes an unconvincing smile. If you don't want to tell me, please tell the minister of national defence."

"Why are you so nervous, Mr. Prime Minister? Once the investigation is complete, I can share our findings with you. I will tell you one thing though; this seems to have been a well-coordinated attack carried out by a well-supplied and well-funded group of people, and not just one person.", said James Perrier

[ApplePieistan]

He suddenly begins to start sweating metaphorical buckets. He says "Sir, listen, this is Canada's business as much as it is England's. If you found something, please tell me. We're on the same side, here." He makes an unconvincing smile. If you don't want to tell me, please tell the minister of national defence."

"Why are you so nervous, Mr. Prime Minister? Once the investigation is complete, I can share our findings with you. I will tell you one thing though; this seems to have been a well-coordinated attack carried out by a well-supplied and well-funded group of people, and not just one person.", said James Perrier

The Prime Minister's assistant hands him a bottle of water which he drinks completely. He says to the investigator "Perhaps our middle eastern foe was just the mastermind of a larger group. Hold on, I need to contact my colleagues." He then goes to the plane to fly over to Ottawa. There, he goes to the ministry of national defense and tells the minister of national defense "Scottish Yardsmen are sniffing around the embassy. Any second, he could demand our evidence pointing to our made-up terrorist."
"But we don't have any real evidence! What should we do?" After a few moments of thinking, the Prime Minister comes up with an idea.
"Here's the plan: get some Islamic clothing, someone trusted that speaks Arabic, a fake beard, and a make-up crew."
"Got it, chief." The Minister of National Defense shouts to his men who are working in the same building. He says "Hey, does anyone here speak Arabic?"
One voice responds, "I think Tom does. Hey Tom, don't you speak Arabic?"
He responds "I do a little bit."
The national defense minister calls "Well, get over here!" While he waits for Tom to get to his office, he calls a nearby beauty parlor to come over with a fake beard and a make up crew. He also calls a clothing store to provide the Islamic clothing, Tom is dressed up as an Islamic man, has brown make up put on his face, and has a fake beard put on his chin.
The Prime Minister says "Alright, say some anti-English and Canadian things, along with some pro-Saudi and Iranian things. I have the camera which we use to take pictures of our staff and a tape recorder. Say that your name is Abdulla bin Abwazi."
The make up crew is given hush money and are told to remove any wall accessories behind Tom, such as paintings and clocks. After the pictures and recordings are taken, they wait till the Scottish Yardsmen ask for their evidence, at which point they will present this and say that it is evidence they were anonymously sent.