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The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances
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Postby The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances » Sun Apr 26, 2015 3:25 pm

Tayner wrote:
The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances wrote:Might as well add in 50 M1A3s and 50 F-45 HALTs. You help has been valued.

Thanks. We're gonna be the best allies. The flying aircraft carrier should be done soon.

Can't wait. I have relations as good as or better with you than with the USSR, and you're not even socialist. I'll send you 20 F-35's once we finish the flying aircraft carrier so you can stock your first active one. We'll need to design some specialized harness to help the planes remain relatively still during flight. I've got several designs and a few physicists and engineers working on the most cost-effective one.

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Postby Tayner » Sun Apr 26, 2015 3:27 pm

The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances wrote:
Tayner wrote:Thanks. We're gonna be the best allies. The flying aircraft carrier should be done soon.

Can't wait. I have relations as good as or better with you than with the USSR, and you're not even socialist. I'll send you 20 F-35's once we finish the flying aircraft carrier so you can stock your first active one. We'll need to design some specialized harness to help the planes remain relatively still during flight. I've got several designs and a few physicists and engineers working on the most cost-effective one.

A huge hammock.
If anyone askes where we were Saturday at 14:30, we were at The Pub, understand?

-If it's stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
-No Combat Ready unit has ever passed inspection.
-No Inspection Ready unit has ever passed combat.
-There is nothing more satisfying to you then having the enemy shoot at you, and miss.
-Remember, your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
Disclaimer: The sig is out of date and I probably won't update it

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Postby The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances » Sun Apr 26, 2015 3:32 pm

Tayner wrote:
The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances wrote:Can't wait. I have relations as good as or better with you than with the USSR, and you're not even socialist. I'll send you 20 F-35's once we finish the flying aircraft carrier so you can stock your first active one. We'll need to design some specialized harness to help the planes remain relatively still during flight. I've got several designs and a few physicists and engineers working on the most cost-effective one.

A huge hammock.

:rofl:

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Postby The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances » Sun Apr 26, 2015 3:33 pm

Tayner wrote:
The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances wrote:Can't wait. I have relations as good as or better with you than with the USSR, and you're not even socialist. I'll send you 20 F-35's once we finish the flying aircraft carrier so you can stock your first active one. We'll need to design some specialized harness to help the planes remain relatively still during flight. I've got several designs and a few physicists and engineers working on the most cost-effective one.

A huge hammock.

Maybe Velcro.
(enlightening moment)
:idea:
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DUCK TAPE! DUCK TAPE FIXES EVERYTHING!

How could I have been so ignorant?...
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Postby Tayner » Sun Apr 26, 2015 3:36 pm

The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances wrote:
Tayner wrote:A huge hammock.

:rofl:

No, I'm legit, have huge hammocks hooked into the wall, just above the floor, by small electro magnets, so when you're still enough, you can deactivate the electro magnets, move the hammock, and take off.
If anyone askes where we were Saturday at 14:30, we were at The Pub, understand?

-If it's stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
-No Combat Ready unit has ever passed inspection.
-No Inspection Ready unit has ever passed combat.
-There is nothing more satisfying to you then having the enemy shoot at you, and miss.
-Remember, your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
Disclaimer: The sig is out of date and I probably won't update it

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Postby The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:49 pm

Tayner wrote:
The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances wrote: :rofl:

No, I'm legit, have huge hammocks hooked into the wall, just above the floor, by small electro magnets, so when you're still enough, you can deactivate the electro magnets, move the hammock, and take off.

Hrm. You have learned well, young one. My scientists are actually thinking about Velcro. We've made one with 2 straps connected and using extra connection through a knot tied in a ring, locked in to the deck of the carrier. We need to make a super-Velcro though. Initial costs are 750 apiece, with the price declining to 500 apiece.

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Postby Tayner » Sun Apr 26, 2015 5:29 pm

Creatle wrote:OOC: This is response to the detonation by Eredion, my fighters are circling the detonation site.

OOC: This is a response to Tayner. Firstly is this an amphibious landing? because you may have the man power but to muster enough amphibious assault vehicles would take forever, they're costly machines and can only carry half a dozen men (unless you would like to use an unarmed open roofed landing craft, like the Higgins landing craft (Normandy invasion, 1944) which can carry a dozen or so men) you would require to build tens of thousands to even muster a small army to be bale to capture a modern beach head, further more you would require Air Force to destroy positions that would mow your infantry down, then again your facing heavy anti air defence and other fighter aircraft, (as in the Normandy invasions the Canadians, British and other commonwealth helped with the landings) Losses would be devastating and to get any kind of edge over your opponent you would have to capture a deep sea port to be able to transport armour and etc in. Forgive me if im wrong

What?
If anyone askes where we were Saturday at 14:30, we were at The Pub, understand?

-If it's stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
-No Combat Ready unit has ever passed inspection.
-No Inspection Ready unit has ever passed combat.
-There is nothing more satisfying to you then having the enemy shoot at you, and miss.
-Remember, your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
Disclaimer: The sig is out of date and I probably won't update it

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Greater Franco-Iberia
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Postby Greater Franco-Iberia » Sun Apr 26, 2015 5:50 pm

Can I have a brief recap of what happened whilst I was gone? Thank you.
So this is a signature? What do you do with it? Hello? -taps monitor glass- What is this even for?!

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Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi
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Postby Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi » Sun Apr 26, 2015 6:00 pm

I invaded Thailand, and formed the Siamese Peoples Republic.

"The worst form of inequality is to make unequal things equal."
-Aristotle
"Even the striving for equality by means of a directed economy can result only in an officially enforced inequality - an authoritarian determination of the status of each individual in the new hierarchical order. "-Friedrich August von Hayek
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What have we done...

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Postby Eredion » Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:42 pm

The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances wrote:Eredion I'll give you 25x25 miles in the Caribbean Sea 75 miles off the South by Southwest coast of Puerto Rico for testing nukes. By the way, this is you borrowing this land under my supervised use for weapons testing. You may not exceed 1 detonation per month in that area. 1 per 6 months if the detonations are more than 25 kilotons in force. Deal?

Deal.
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Postby The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances » Mon Apr 27, 2015 5:11 am

Democratic peoples republic of Kelvinsi wrote:I invaded Thailand, and formed the Siamese Peoples Republic.

You just stole an RP'er's land.

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Postby The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances » Mon Apr 27, 2015 5:13 am

Greater Franco-Iberia wrote:Can I have a brief recap of what happened whilst I was gone? Thank you.

Well, the DPRK invaded Thailand, the NCR and I invaded the UWMS, Stahl Arms tested a nuke and borrowed some of my ocean to test some more, the NCr and I are really close to building a flying aircraft carrier, SFULAN is expanding south, and, umm, that's about all.

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Postby Malay Raya » Mon Apr 27, 2015 5:16 am

Yo OP, I sent my offer of developing the EMP technology and sent reports of my exosuits in the IC thread, page 20. Just thought that you might have missed it.
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Bjorden
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Postby Bjorden » Mon Apr 27, 2015 8:38 am

Gyrenaica wrote:
Tayner wrote:I never accused you of that.

Did I?

Not you...

Germany, Phoenix corp. UK, Mexico, Italy are... scared, of me. They feel I am spreading commies and that they need to fight me and stand up to me to prevent the spread. I haven't spread any communism.


UK?
We arent scared of you.
Neutrality ftw

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Le Grove
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Postby Le Grove » Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:38 am

Greater Franco-Iberia wrote:Can I have a brief recap of what happened whilst I was gone? Thank you.

I, the EADS, took over Madagascar

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Prophet X
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Postby Prophet X » Mon Apr 27, 2015 1:15 pm

Can I reserve this nation:
Nation Name (official and unofficial): The Democratic Socialist State of Valondar, DSSV
NS Name: Prohpet X
Flag: N/A
Territory/land: (map or list) Turkey, Southern Balkans, Egypt, Iran, Iraq,
Type of government: Socialist/Democratic
Civil Rights (out of 10): 9
Economic Freedoms (out of 10):5
Political Freedoms (out of ten):4
Standard of living (out of ten): 10
Technological advancement (out of ten): 10
Head of state: King Valondar
Head of government: King Valondar
GDP and GDP per capita: 850,000,000,000,000/8500000
Military
Military size: 4,000,000
Military advancement (guess what? out of 10): 10
Nuclear program (yes or no): YES
Number of nuclear warheads (if no, leave blank): 1,000
Other WMDs (type and #)(if none, leave blank): Bio-Weapons 2,000,000
People 100,000,000
Majority group(s): Athiest, Deists
Minority group(s): Hard-core Libertarians
Oppressed group(s) (if none, ignore): Hard-core Libertarians
Government approval (out of 10): 9
Overall stability (percentage): 97%
History and goals
Brief history/description: Created in 2017 from the last of the highly religious dictatorship known as the UIS. King Valondar created the Royal Senate to give him advice, send laws to him, and if necessary get rid of him. So far the DSSV enjoys no wars and general peace.
Brief description of goals of leader and people (can be different): The people of DSSV want only to keep the peace with their volatile neighbors. They are well on the goal of the most economically powerful nation in the world. Their power rests in energy. DSSV controls most of the oil and also is the leader in renewable energy. 98% of all DSSV energy is renewable. 99% of all oil is exported to desperate countries. THe leader of the DSSV wants to control all of eastern Europe and take control of North Africa.
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Pros: Liberalism, gay marriage, tariffs, limited government control over markets, abortion, scientists.
Cons: Free marketers, TEA party, pro-life, the belief the morals are unchangable, anti-scienceist
i.e. people who banned stem cell research and cloning, anti-vaxxers, ect.

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Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi
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Postby Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi » Mon Apr 27, 2015 3:34 pm

I have so many puppets so if anybody tries to use the UN to vote a resolution against my direct interests(ie, invasion of Korea that is probably the only thing I will use all my puppets on) I will just use my enormous amount of puppets for a de facto veto.

"The worst form of inequality is to make unequal things equal."
-Aristotle
"Even the striving for equality by means of a directed economy can result only in an officially enforced inequality - an authoritarian determination of the status of each individual in the new hierarchical order. "-Friedrich August von Hayek
Political Compass
Economic:3.88
Social:1.40

Tory Blue to the Core(Leans Democrat in the US though)
What have we done...

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The Union of Courland
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Postby The Union of Courland » Mon Apr 27, 2015 3:35 pm

Democratic peoples republic of Kelvinsi wrote:I have so many puppets so if anybody tries to use the UN to vote a resolution against my direct interests(ie, invasion of Korea that is probably the only thing I will use all my puppets on) I will just use my enormous amount of puppets for a de facto veto.

Considering none of your puppets are on the Security Council, the UNSC members can veto the vote and kick your puppets from the UN.
This is the law of the jungle,
As old and as true as the sky,
The wolf that shall keep it may prosper,
But the wolf that shall break it must die,
As the creeper that girdles the tree trunk,
The law runneth forwards and back,
For the strength of the pack is the wolf,
And the strength of a wolf is the pack.
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A brick.

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Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi
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Postby Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi » Mon Apr 27, 2015 3:37 pm

Soviet Union will veto any resolution against my puppets AS LONG as I use them only in resolutions directly threatening me.

"The worst form of inequality is to make unequal things equal."
-Aristotle
"Even the striving for equality by means of a directed economy can result only in an officially enforced inequality - an authoritarian determination of the status of each individual in the new hierarchical order. "-Friedrich August von Hayek
Political Compass
Economic:3.88
Social:1.40

Tory Blue to the Core(Leans Democrat in the US though)
What have we done...

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The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances
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Postby The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances » Mon Apr 27, 2015 3:47 pm

Prophet X wrote:Can I reserve this nation:
Nation Name (official and unofficial): The Democratic Socialist State of Valondar, DSSV
NS Name: Prohpet X
Flag: N/A
Territory/land: (map or list) Turkey, Southern Balkans, Egypt, Iran, Iraq,
Type of government: Socialist/Democratic
Civil Rights (out of 10): 9
Economic Freedoms (out of 10):5
Political Freedoms (out of ten):4
Standard of living (out of ten): 10
Technological advancement (out of ten): 10
Head of state: King Valondar
Head of government: King Valondar
GDP and GDP per capita: 850,000,000,000,000/8500000
Military
Military size: 4,000,000
Military advancement (guess what? out of 10): 10
Nuclear program (yes or no): YES
Number of nuclear warheads (if no, leave blank): 1,000
Other WMDs (type and #)(if none, leave blank): Bio-Weapons 2,000,000
People 100,000,000
Majority group(s): Athiest, Deists
Minority group(s): Hard-core Libertarians
Oppressed group(s) (if none, ignore): Hard-core Libertarians
Government approval (out of 10): 9
Overall stability (percentage): 97%
History and goals
Brief history/description: Created in 2017 from the last of the highly religious dictatorship known as the UIS. King Valondar created the Royal Senate to give him advice, send laws to him, and if necessary get rid of him. So far the DSSV enjoys no wars and general peace.
Brief description of goals of leader and people (can be different): The people of DSSV want only to keep the peace with their volatile neighbors. They are well on the goal of the most economically powerful nation in the world. Their power rests in energy. DSSV controls most of the oil and also is the leader in renewable energy. 98% of all DSSV energy is renewable. 99% of all oil is exported to desperate countries. THe leader of the DSSV wants to control all of eastern Europe and take control of North Africa.
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You don't need to reserve it. Just lower warhead # to 700 at the max (I'd suggest more like 500, but it's up to you), and you're in. Also, do you want to add Jordan? It separates your country into two parts, making it really hard for Egypt to receive assistance. That'll make it easy prey for enemies and probably prone to insurgencies/rebellions. I'd recommend you add Jordan or annex it fast.

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Le Grove
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Postby Le Grove » Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:11 am

Just wondering if I could possibly temporarily control citizens of another nation, within reason. For example take control of the French citizens to form a counter-invasion revolution?? or maybe just anti-french invasion protesters in the invading nations, because I think it could flare things it up a bit :) :)

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Eredion
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Postby Eredion » Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:13 am

Le Grove wrote:Just wondering if I could possibly temporarily control citizens of another nation, within reason. For example take control of the French citizens to form a counter-invasion revolution?? or maybe just anti-french invasion protesters in the invading nations, because I think it could flare things it up a bit :) :)

I am all on it, would totally like to bring down a french Warsaw uprising.
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Le Grove
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Postby Le Grove » Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:05 pm

Eredion wrote:
Le Grove wrote:Just wondering if I could possibly temporarily control citizens of another nation, within reason. For example take control of the French citizens to form a counter-invasion revolution?? or maybe just anti-french invasion protesters in the invading nations, because I think it could flare things it up a bit :) :)

I am all on it, would totally like to bring down a french Warsaw uprising.

Then lets get this started :twisted: :twisted:

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Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi
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Postby Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi » Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:11 pm

Since when has China shared a border with Thailand.

"The worst form of inequality is to make unequal things equal."
-Aristotle
"Even the striving for equality by means of a directed economy can result only in an officially enforced inequality - an authoritarian determination of the status of each individual in the new hierarchical order. "-Friedrich August von Hayek
Political Compass
Economic:3.88
Social:1.40

Tory Blue to the Core(Leans Democrat in the US though)
What have we done...

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The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances
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Postby The Intergalactic Empire of Alliances » Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:13 pm

Democratic peoples republic of Kelvinsi wrote:Since when has China shared a border with Thailand.

:) Since the year 27892 when they invaded Thailand and gained 1 square inch of its land. That square inch bordered Thailand. Then they invented time travel and teleported that square inch of dirt and a bit of Thai dirt back to 2021.
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