Kaboomlandian Civil War (OPEN, IC, MT)

[Kaboomlandia]

Kaboomlandia is an absolute dictatorship that oppresses people while maintaining capitalist principles. Following recent waves of political dissent spreading through the population of Kaboomlandia, the government has begun cracking down on protestors. Pro-democracy protests have resulted in Kaboomlandia's economy grinding to a halt. After a shooting of unarmed citizens by the police on the outskirts of the capital city Calgary, the country has degraded into full-out civil war. The government has technology on their side, while the rebels have massive amounts of people with moderate weaponry.


Population: 54 million people
Capital City: Calgary

THE GOVERNMENT:
Has 5,000 soldiers
500 fighter jets
400 stealth bombers
200 helicopters
50 moderate-range tactical missile launchers
Small arsenal of nuclear weapons, strictly for defensive use
AK-47s, AR-15 assault rifles are standard issue
Conscript military
200 billion dollars in military expenditure

THE REBELS:
Have a small fleet of jet fighters
40,000 civilian rebel soldiers
Weapons are mostly handguns and shotguns, though there are some military-grade machine guns in there

THE EXTREMISTS:
Occupy the small region of Galturin, a semi-autonomous region of Kaboomlandia
4,000 fighters
AR-15 assault rifles
Explosives

The country of Kaboomlandia is mostly comprised of mountainous terrain surrounding the capital city. The rebels are operating mostly from the mountains. The extremists work from the small region of Galturin, in northern Kaboomlandia.

Pick your side and detail what you will do to help.

EDIT: I'm throwing an extremist organization into the mix. The Independence Alliance is a group dedicated to gaining independence through whatever means is required.

[Killethica]

From: The Great and Honorable Dictator
To: The Kaboomlandian Government
Encryption Level: High

Greetings! As a fellow dictatorship in this harsh world, we recognize that your citizens do not know what is best for them as well as your dictator does. We will pledge our services to help your citizens see who really knows what is good for them, and what is bad for them. As of writing this letter, the Militaristic State of Killethica is mobilizing 250,000 soldiers, 30,000 Killethican marines 100 special operatives, 10 Killethican Aircraft Carriers holding about 20 aircraft each, 5 Battleships, and 2 Submarines. We will also be sending several diplomats and strategists to assist in troop movement and peace talks. We will send more troops if necessary. It will take several days to reach you so keep your eyes open for when they may arrive.

Gaadvas,
The Great and Honorable Dictator

[Kaboomlandia]

From: The Great and Honorable Dictator
To: The Kaboomlandian Government
Encryption Level: High

Greetings! As a fellow dictatorship in this harsh world, we recognize that your citizens do not know what is best for them as well as your dictator does. We will pledge our services to help your citizens see who really knows what is good for them, and what is bad for them. As of writing this letter, the Militaristic State of Killethica is mobilizing 250,000 soldiers, 30,000 Killethican marines 100 special operatives, 10 Killethican Aircraft Carriers holding about 20 aircraft each, 5 Battleships, and 2 Submarines. We will also be sending several diplomats and strategists to assist in troop movement and peace talks. We will send more troops if necessary. It will take several days to reach you so keep your eyes open for when they may arrive.

Gaadvas,
The Great and Honorable Dictator

Kaboom landis is a mountainous nation. The only way in is through the only harbour in the country. Kaboomlandia will be tightening security to ensure no humanitarian aid for the people gets in.

[Kenzinia]

INTERNATIONAL TELEGRAM
TO : Kaboomlandian Rebels
FROM : President Kenzie S.R
ENCRYPTION : High

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Greetings.

We have been monitoring the situation in your nation for a while. After we heard about the murdering of the unarmed civilians, we hereby CONDEMN the oppressive government for their inhuman actions.

We wish to express our support to the rebels. We are sending 20,000 airborne troopers, 4,000 commandos, 150 assault jeeps, and thousands of medics willing to aid the injured civilians. We are also sending two dozens of crates filled with bullpup rifles, submachine guns along with the ammunition. They will arrive through air in several helicopters in a matter of 6 hours.

May Allah be on your side.

Sincerely,
Kenzie S.R

[Bubba Reb]

No one seems to notice as over a period of the last few weeks a small infestation in insects have begun to buzz around the nation of Kaboomlandia.

Dragonfly numbers have gradually increased their hovering, darting, gracefull flights in the lawns, streets, training grounds and gardens accross the nation.

Ants have begun skittering up military headquarters walls, and in kitchens everywhere.

Even the beloved pets and livestock have had fleas that dont seem to bite, or breed, but are nonetheless impervious to pest controll methods. The animals dont seem to be bothered, and only the most attentive owners have even noticed the innocent little fleas.

Right under their noses, the populace and govenment have become invaded by an army of flying, crawling, insects that if one were to observe closely, would begin to notice very unnatural habits and traits.

The bugs seem to be unusually facinated by human noise, movement and habits. While going about their seemingly normal buglike routines, nothing is being eaten, and the insects appear to be active both day and night.

They zip in, roam about, then zip out of the nation, only to return every few days to repeat the cycle.

Their multifaceted little eyes and audio receptors silently recording all that happens around them.

Transmitting nothing, each little buzzing, skittering bug and spider enters the nation to record, then leave, only to be data whiped as their microscopic nanomechanical sytems download the surveilance data to remote hives scattered around the surrounding countryside.

In an intricately balanced but massive system, the insects and hives relay their information to processors hidden deep within the swamps bordering the dictatorship of Bubba Reb.

Intelligence specialists decode the data from the organic/nanomechanical hybrids and contine to build massive files of vital information to the dictatorships military stratagists.

Nervously the intern stands before Bubba Reb, watching as he reads the latest intel brief.

"Dang son" Bubba says as the intern jumps and fidgets before him. "What the heck you so twitchy for boy? I aint gonna bite. Have seat over yonder, kick yer feet up and grab yerself a rootbeer while I figure on which direction to go here."

As the young man sits with perfect posture, deep admiration in his eyes as he absorbs the moment. He is startled yet again as the nations leader chuckles loudly.

"Heh heh heh, look here bud. You gotta quit lookin at me like I'm some kinda hero or somethin. I keep tellin you kids I am just as normal as y'all are. I just had a dream, a lot of training, the guts to go for my dream, and enough stupidity to not realize that my dream was impossible, just like everybody said it was. If I'd had enough sense to know it was impossible, I'd have never tried it. If I'd never tried it, I'd have never done it.

Thats all this nation is boy. One rednecks dream that came about because I was too ignorant to know it could not be done.

You keep learnin boy. You keep thinkin outside that box.
Soak up everything them eggheads in the science lab are feedin ya. Someday you'll see your impossible dreams come true too.

Now look here. Go tell Erica to..... ahem, go tell Commander Raines that I said its time we showed a card or two in this little game them Kaboomies got brewin.

And boy, dont be droolin over her like all the other idjits that think they are in her league.

She is a purty little lady, but she's my niece, so shes got my blood. And she's got more trainin than nearbouts every man in this country. She will rip you up and feed your pieces to her huntin dawgs before you could trip over your own feet."

With a big gulp the young intern scrambles off with his orders.

[Bubba Reb]

NOTICE!!!

TO ALL NATIONS INVOLVED IN THE KABOOMLANDIAN CONFLICT

The Dictatorship of Bubba Reb hereby declares temporary neutrality in the Kaboomlandian conflict.

Our intelligence sources are prepared to make intel available, in written, audio, and video format to approved nations upon request.

To the Kaboomlandian government.

We have video proof of your crimes against humanity and war atrocities. We strongly suggest an emmediate ceasation of such activities, as all current and future intel of such nature will be made public.

To the rebel fighters.

You cannot afford to have multiple nations form against you.
Do not follow the lead of the government you so dispise.
Until further notice, the civil unrest in Kaboomlandia has made it neccesary to continue our intelligence gathering operations. When we have a more complete picture of what is transpiring here, we may, come to your aid...... Or we may help defeat you. The worlds eyes are now watching.

Fight wisely.

The office of Erica Jersey Raines
Commander of government affairs
The Dictatorship of Bubba Reb

[Larthinia]

The Larthinian forces want to get revenge on this third world country because of declaring war against them, therefore 3,000 stealth bombers are sent for now to unleash chaos.

[Adnesean]

Priority Telegram
Encryption: Very High
From: The President of The Democratic States of Adnesean
To: The Rebels in Kaboomlandia


Greetings, I am the president of Adnesean.
We condemn the inhuman actions done by the Kaboomlandian government and their ways of exploiting the people in favor of the economy and I have decided that we, the people of Adnesean will support you rebels by sending 85,000 troops, 35,000 tanks, 20,000 fighter jets, 5,000 battleships and full interaction in the war.

May the people of Adnesean be on your side.

Signed, The President of The Democratic States of Adnesean

[Praciba]

By the Glorious Grace of the Never Ending Almighty Being and the Power granted by the Pracib People
The Most Royal House of Pracib; The Royal Branch of Patania
Representing the Serenissimus Regnum of Praciba
Repensum Est Canicula!

Praß!

The Serenissimus Regnum and the Serenissimi Regis see the turmoil in which all participants shroud themselves. Here in Praciba, we know the bloodshed and suffering that civil wars, regular wars and talent shows can bring. In order to prevent such suffering towards the citizens, the Serenissimus Regnum is willing to extend all citizens from the participating sides this offer:

1) All citizens from participating sides that currently do not feel safe within their nation are, from here on, allowed to come into the Most Serene Kingdom to apply for full citizenship. The Most Serene Kingdom will ensure that all citizens that apply and are accepted for full citizenship will receive help in finding jobs and suitable housing. Furthermore, we are willing to pay for the transportation of all willing citizens as well as ensuring Praciba-based transportation means via boat or air, which will be made available for free.

2) All forces from the participating sides that are currently serving, in reserve, being mobilized or deserting. The Most Serene Kingdom's own military is willing to grant you the same position as you currently hold within it's own ranks without loss of pensions, benefits or years served and including full citizenship.

3) Furthermore, the Most Serene Kingdom will grant all trained ex-military men or men of military-worthy skills a clean criminal record and full citizenship in exchange for serving in the Most Serene Kingdom's own military ranks.

We wish all remaining citizens within the participating sides good luck and wish for profitable trade and diplomatic relations with the side that wins the civil war.

With Greetings,
Serenissimi Principis Johanná Thorvaldsdóttir Patania-Pracib
Foreign Minister for the Serenissimus Regnum of Praciba

[Killethica]

From: The Great and Honorable Dictator
To: The Kaboomlandian Government
Encryption Level: High

Greetings! As a fellow dictatorship in this harsh world, we recognize that your citizens do not know what is best for them as well as your dictator does. We will pledge our services to help your citizens see who really knows what is good for them, and what is bad for them. As of writing this letter, the Militaristic State of Killethica is mobilizing 250,000 soldiers, 30,000 Killethican marines 100 special operatives, 10 Killethican Aircraft Carriers holding about 20 aircraft each, 5 Battleships, and 2 Submarines. We will also be sending several diplomats and strategists to assist in troop movement and peace talks. We will send more troops if necessary. It will take several days to reach you so keep your eyes open for when they may arrive.

Gaadvas,
The Great and Honorable Dictator

Kaboom landis is a mountainous nation. The only way in is through the only harbour in the country. Kaboomlandia will be tightening security to ensure no humanitarian aid for the people gets in.

From: The Great and Honorable Dictator
To: The Kaboomlandian Government
Encryption Level: High

I apologize if my previous message was unclear, but we have no intention of bringing humanitarian aid of any kind. Our only interest is in aiding your government in crushing this rebellion before your rebellion influences other countries to rebel as well. Allowing our ships access to your harbor would be very helpful and much appreciated.

Gaadvas,
The Great and Honorable Dictator

[Kaboomlandia]

The government of Kaboomlandia has begun air strikes and bombing raids against Adnesean forces. Harbor access has been even more restricted to prevent any rebel supporters getting through. In other news, the rebels have succeeded in capturing the city of Aspertia, the country's cultural hub.

[Yukonastan]

"Soldiers of the 5th, 6th, and 7th Combined Task Groups," a man spoke into a microphone setup for him. "You will be deploying on a peacemaking mission. The government of Kaboomlandia has been criticised and condemned internationally for human rights abuses."

The soldiers started to become jittery, despite being at attention. From somewhere came the command "Stand At Ease, Stand Easy, relax." The soldiers stopped standing at attention and paid close attention at the man on the dais.

"Our enemy isn't expected to be terribly strong. They have an estimated five thousand active-duty soldiers. About what we're deploying."

"We expect fierce fighting as soon as you land," another man said. "Our intelligence suggests that Kaboomlandia has a small stack of thermonuclear weapons. As such, you will be geared up to fight a nuclear war."

This got all of the soldiers whispering to each other, despite orders to be quiet.

"Yes, this means we'll bring our nukes as a precautionary measure."

The soldiers were called to attention, dismissed, and prepared for the invasion. The threats of mountainous terrain didn't faze them, as that was similar to Yukonastan, minus the cold.

---

The massive task force for the peacemaking and peacekeeping mission in Kaboomlandia numbered right around five thousand deployed ground troops, two hundred and fifty main battle tanks, four hundred infantry fighting vehicles, fifty self-propelled SAM/AAA carriers, fifty multi-role transport helicopters, and fifty attack helicopters.

The Air Force would be deploying as well, but it would fly missions from outside Kaboomlandia. Using a combined force of two hundred modern fighters, fifty standoff bombers, and fifty transport aircraft, along with three thousand crew and support personnel staged overseas, at friendly bases.

Also deployed was the Navy, in international waters at least three kilometres outside Kaboomlandia's sovereign waters, bringing a task force of ten fully crewed destroyers and four cruisers as well as two attack submarines, along with a compliment of eighteen multi-role transport helicopters and a full load of guided missiles.

In terms of thermonuclear warheads, all of the weapons Yukonastan had assigned to its expeditionary task force were tactical weapons, with no more than fifty kilotons yield. Of the missile compliment of each cruiser, eight were nuclear tipped with the remaining 56 being conventional. The Air Force's standoff bombers each carried two nuclear-tipped cruise missiles, as well as six conventional ones. The Army didn't bring along its Transporter Erector Launchers, but twenty-five of them were kept in reserve, each carrying one nuclear-tipped cruise missile and one conventional cruise missile, along with one nuclear reload and three conventional reloads.

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OOC: Larthinia, three thousand stealth BOMBERS is quite numberwankish, don'cha think? Same with Adnesean. I know I'm not the OP, but watch the number spam.
Kaboomland, the first wave of my forces is underway. I'm aware of your mountainous borders, and my troops are trained to fight in it. You okay with a land invasion? Also, my nation's population includes werewolves. Are you okay with the werewolves or no?

[Kaboomlandia]

OOC: Werewolves are fine.


The Kaboomlandian Herald

While the unrest in Kaboomlandia rages on, there have been several new developments.
- First off, the Kaboomlandian Resistance Front (KRF), the main rebel group, has wrested control of the highways in Kaboomlandia. Highways 1, 5, and 6 are being controlled by the KRF. This is expected to decrease supplies to the cities of Kaboomlandia.
- The government has responded to this by arming 75,000 more soldiers on reserve to protect the capital, Calgary.

[Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi]

DPRK declaration of war against Kaboomlandia
As the government of Kaboomlandia has failed to support its own people in the most basic of measures, even when they have not been convicted of any crimes, or political treason is an act that must not escape the attention of the international community. The DPRK respects the right of all its citizens to criticize the government(as long as they are in Kresden, Takikistani SSR, and Filipino SSR). The DPRK also wishes to remind the international community that Kaboomlandia has helped an internationally condemned government, Lordareon. The government of Lordareon is suspected of harboring a known war criminal wanted internationally by 5 nations. The DPRK hereby pledges support for the rebel movement, and deploys Bermuda battlegroup Siberia, near Kaboomlandian waters to sink its(presumably) minuscule navy. The DPRK calls on the international community for intervention against the pariah of kaboomlandia, and avenge the killings of innocents.

[Kaboomlandia]

DPRK declaration of war against Kaboomlandia
As the government of Kaboomlandia has failed to support its own people in the most basic of measures, even when they have not been convicted of any crimes, or political treason is an act that must not escape the attention of the international community. The DPRK respects the right of all its citizens to criticize the government(as long as they are in Kresden, Takikistani SSR, and Filipino SSR). The DPRK also wishes to remind the international community that Kaboomlandia has helped an internationally condemned government, Lordareon. The government of Lordareon is suspected of harboring a known war criminal wanted internationally by 5 nations. The DPRK hereby pledges support for the rebel movement, and deploys Bermuda battlegroup Siberia, near Kaboomlandian waters to sink its(presumably) minuscule navy. The DPRK calls on the international community for intervention against the pariah of kaboomlandia, and avenge the killings of innocents.

OOC: I don't have a very big navy, but I've got a helluva air force.
IC: Kaboomlandia has dispatched 5000 troops and 45 B-2 bombers to combat Kelvinsi's forces.

[Bubba Reb]

As the Yukonastan troops advance to kaboomlandias borders, all seems well....at first.

Then just as the vesels near the harbor, several of the troops on board notice, but then dismiss the swarms of mosquitos that have been hovering offshore. As the vessels advance into the fog of buzzing insects, several sailors begin to slap at the annoying little pests as they bite.

Unknown to the victims, with each bite something strange happens. Instead of blood being drawn out, highly concentrated small doses of exlax are injected. Within hours entire ships have begun to have long waiting lines at all available latrines.

Fearing an epidemic of stomach virus, water rations are instituted by the commanders as they sit, toilet paper in hand, on the stainless steel toilets of ther ships quarters.

Slowly a very strange fact emerges. As reports flood in, only a few ships have been effected. Though all the ships experienced seing the swarms, only the ships carying nuclear weapons are hampered by crosslegged sailers hopping to the bathrooms. Soon, the effected vessels begin to have such strong odors, the neigboring ships begin to distance themselves all while trying unsuccessfully to not laugh at the views they see.

Bare bottoms hanging over the ships sides, toilet paper being drug out by the cratefull. Gasmasks worn to endure the stench.

For now at least, the nuclear capabilities of the advancing nation are put on hold while fire crews spray off the decks in attempts to wash away the brown sludge coating them.

[Killethica]

After an lengthy wait, Killethican ships can be seen from the harbor with several people on board. Each ship is waving a Killethican flag and is preparing to advance further into the harbor once given the proper admission from the country.

"Arthur! Open communications with the mainland!" barked the captain, James Earl, "and get these supplies and troops ready for dismembarkment." With that order, the deck became abuzz with action as everyone hurried to obey the captain's orders. The captain walked back to his quarters as his two way radio crackled to life. A two way connection had been made with the mainland. "This is the KSAC Beluga and the rest of the things promised by the Killethican government. We are requesting access to the harbor to drop or supplies and assist in destroying this rebellion."

[Bubba Reb]

Meanwhile, just outside the nations largest nuclear missle silo, Kaboomlandian grounds keeping seargent is riding his olive drab lawnmower to maintain the grass topside.

Suddenly, as he runs over a hole in the ground, hundreds of thousands of yellowjackets emerge in a fury. By sheer coincidence the silos fresh air vents open for routine air treatment.

Seargent Fred Boomshakalaka considers himself quite lucky to recieve only a dozen or so stings by the hordes of yellowjackets.

Its only when staff members emerge with flailing arms and screaming like little girls that he realizes what has happened.

The masses of little hornets have entered the airvents and filled the entire underground complex, stinging all who get in their way.

Fearing the worst, he issues frantic calls to all available medical personell around.
Urging emergence response for all troops who are allergic to bee stings.

The medics arrive, but are puzzled to find that no one seems to be having allergic reaction. However, a senior medic decides to call in military police to arrest several troops for drinking alchohol on the job.

As he slaps at one straggling bee left behind, it stings him, injecting highly concentrated, deydrated 100% grain alchohol into his hand.

When the MPs arrive they find drunk staff members lying naked in their offices, stumbling troops all over the complex. They begin arresting dozens of soldiers as they gush, "I *hick* I... I jush luv you man!" Strangely enough, they find no booze anywhere on the premises. Soon reports come in from all over the country of similar incidents at the nations nuke sites. Heads are scratched, beards are tugged in confusion, but it remains quite clear, the nations nuklear weapons facilities have been crippled due to massive partying by the occupants.

[Yukonastan]

OOC: Bubba Reb, no. I request you void your silly nanotechnology bugs.

[Bubba Reb]

OOC: Bubba Reb, no. I request you void your silly nanotechnology bugs.

(((OOC And I request that you get a sense of humor.

My RP has done absolutely nothing to permanently or even moderately effect your nation, or the current RP. Think about it, how long does diahreah last? How long would it take troops to recover from exlax? Has it really effected your play?

All it has done is inject a little humor and set a platform for further RP.
I have purposefully kept it unobtrusive to allow each player the ability to easily work around what I've written.

There actually is a more serious underlying objective to my posting and the insects. And it absolutely does fit into my nations hystory, style and type. It also fits past RPs ive participated in with that nation.

Not all posts have to be guns, numbers, and posturing in an RP. Humor has its place. If you do not like my humor, please, do not participate in it. END OOC)))

[Kaboomlandia]

Access has been granted to Killethica. Our troops are waiting at the harbor.

[Killethica]

"Roger that." said the captain. He had just gotten permission to enter the harbor and was ready to move out. He stepped over to the ships intercom and pressed the button. "This is your captain speaking, we have just gotten permission to enter the harbor, so I want everyone ready to move out. Oh, and Arthur, tell the other ships to follow us into the harbor. Captain James out." With that, the ships turned and entered the harbor.

Upon entering the harbor, the boats ask began unloading as Captain James Earl went to look for the man in charge. Once directed to the right person, he handed him an inventory of items. "We were unable to bring all the items promised as we got pulled into another war and some shops had to split off and assist." said the Captain. "However, we still brought 6 Killethican Aircraft Carriers, 4 Killethican Battleships, 2 Killethican Submarines, 120 aircraft, 50,000 soldiers, 75 special operatives, 20,000 marines, 3 tons of weapons and supplies, and several strategists and diplomats. Just tell us where you need us."

[Kaboomlandia]

We need some troops in rebel-held Aspertia. 500 of my troops are already there, along with the assorted weaponry.

[Kaboomlandia]

Kaboomlandian Herald

Terrorist Bomb Kills Dozens

A terrorist bomb exploded early this morning in the government-held city of Valtiny, killing approximately 80 people and injuring hundreds. The car bomb was suspected to come from an extremist group known only as the Independence Alliance. Police are investigating this horrific disaster. At approximately 04:00 Kaboomlandian Local Time, a panel truck was parked in front of Valtiny's City Hall. Estimated to be filled with 1,300 kilograms of explosives, it exploded at 06:45. The Kaboomlandian Police Force will welcome information about the bombing.

[Killethica]

We need some troops in rebel-held Aspertia. 500 of my troops are already there, along with the assorted weaponry.

5,000 Killethican troops as well as 3 KSAF Jericho bombers have been mobilized and sent to Aspertia. We also have tasked 20 special ops troopers to look into the car bomb incident.