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by United Illuminati Nation » Sun Mar 08, 2015 7:25 pm
by United Illuminati Nation » Sun Mar 08, 2015 7:48 pm
Vostokmedvedia wrote:Following a routine inspection of our nuclear systems, a strange bug was found that pit the pre-programmed co-ordinates of our nukes towards our own cities. The people in control of the nukes were executed on charges of treason, and the proper co-ordinates were put back in. They have been disconnected from wi-fi. We also have gone to DEFCON3.
My government has considered joining GIF, but only if it is renamed to "Glorious Illuminati Federation".
by Vostokmedvedia » Mon Mar 09, 2015 6:19 am
Yes I am.
by Vostokmedvedia » Mon Mar 09, 2015 6:21 am
United Illuminati Nation wrote:Vostokmedvedia wrote:Following a routine inspection of our nuclear systems, a strange bug was found that pit the pre-programmed co-ordinates of our nukes towards our own cities. The people in control of the nukes were executed on charges of treason, and the proper co-ordinates were put back in. They have been disconnected from wi-fi. We also have gone to DEFCON3.
My government has considered joining GIF, but only if it is renamed to "Glorious Illuminati Federation".
unknown to vostomededia, 2 of my spies are a part of the new nuke facility crew.
my nuke facility has shut down wi-fi and will not let anything in or out.
the bombing raids in greece continue. flame tanks burn down nevarii's forces in those areas as all there weaponry simply bounces off the graphene armor not hurting it all. i now have conquered all of greece's islands not close to it's main land. we also have strongholds in alexandroupoli, komotini, xanthi, and aharnes. we are preparing to take athens. you still have time to surrender. we have finished graphene armor for solders and we have sent them out to our troops in greece. about half of my solders will use it since we don't have too many made yet.
by Lumendrake Republic » Mon Mar 09, 2015 11:25 am
by Vostokmedvedia » Mon Mar 09, 2015 2:00 pm
Lumendrake Republic wrote:Ooc: Who said I surrendered?
Ic: Throughout the conquered LR, a corp of 2 million suicide bombers "greet" Vostokmedvedia. Send casualties for this and the nukes in the mantle.
by United Illuminati Nation » Mon Mar 09, 2015 2:25 pm
Vostokmedvedia wrote:United Illuminati Nation wrote:unknown to vostomededia, 2 of my spies are a part of the new nuke facility crew.
my nuke facility has shut down wi-fi and will not let anything in or out.
the bombing raids in greece continue. flame tanks burn down nevarii's forces in those areas as all there weaponry simply bounces off the graphene armor not hurting it all. i now have conquered all of greece's islands not close to it's main land. we also have strongholds in alexandroupoli, komotini, xanthi, and aharnes. we are preparing to take athens. you still have time to surrender. we have finished graphene armor for solders and we have sent them out to our troops in greece. about half of my solders will use it since we don't have too many made yet.
The Nuke Facility crew is made up of high ranking officers hand-picked by the Premier. Your spies are caught quickly and killed.
by Vogega » Mon Mar 09, 2015 2:52 pm
To: Vostokmedvedia
From: Vogega
We didn't attack you. You attacked us. Give us a good reason not to attack you.
by United Illuminati Nation » Mon Mar 09, 2015 3:59 pm
Vogega wrote:Pacific Ocean
The interceptor flew overhead and opened fire at the nuclear missile. The bullets sheared o the fins and the missile plummeted to the ocean before exploding.To: Vostokmedvedia
From: Vogega
We didn't attack you. You attacked us. Give us a good reason not to attack you.
Mars
The probes origin was determined and a probe dispatched using the new engine.
by Tklots » Mon Mar 09, 2015 4:00 pm
by Vostokmedvedia » Mon Mar 09, 2015 4:57 pm
Tklots wrote:The gravity Gun Is a complete success. The only problem is that it picked up a pet rock of the lead scientist instead of the pair of scissors. We are now beginning resurch on genetically engineered wasps. They are expected to move five times faster then a normal wasp and are about four feet tall. There stinger is about a foot long. We have stared mining in papa new gine. We are trying to mass produce these gravity guns. The resurch for the wasp are expected to be done in 7 months.
Rip Brick the rock
by United Illuminati Nation » Mon Mar 09, 2015 4:59 pm
Tklots wrote:The gravity Gun Is a complete success. The only problem is that it picked up a pet rock of the lead scientist instead of the pair of scissors. We are now beginning resurch on genetically engineered wasps. They are expected to move five times faster then a normal wasp and are about four feet tall. There stinger is about a foot long. We have stared mining in papa new gine. We are trying to mass produce these gravity guns. The resurch for the wasp are expected to be done in 7 months.
Rip Brick the rock
by Vostokmedvedia » Mon Mar 09, 2015 5:12 pm
To: Vogega, GIF
From: Vostokmedvedia
We know who fired the nuke, it was Noreuro-ian terrorist Itanimulli Al-Gif.
by Gray Hawk Republic » Mon Mar 09, 2015 5:20 pm
by United Illuminati Nation » Mon Mar 09, 2015 5:35 pm
Vostokmedvedia wrote:the premier heard the news of a nuclear strike attempt on Vogega, and spit out his coffee.
"What the heck!?"
"I don't know sir. It seems to be that a terrorist hijacked a nuclear weapon. Luckily, we were able to take the man down before he could fire more."
"Oh my god... Vogega will certainly attack, and Gif with them... Any idea who the terrorist was?"
"Yes sir. He was 'Itanimulli Al-GIF'"
"Country of residence?"
"Noreuro."
"I thought we killed them off!"
"No sir. He survived."
"Tell the other leaders!"
"Yes sir!"To: Vogega, GIF
From: Vostokmedvedia
We know who fired the nuke, it was Noreuro-ian terrorist Itanimulli Al-Gif.
We also will heighten security at our silos. There will be 1000 gaurds in the facility, most in gaurd towers, others in tanks, an auto-fire system, the current launch team has been executed and replaced with unknown people.
to: voLgega
From: gif
He could be lying, it could just be a cover up. He could keep atempting to attack you and blame it on noreuro terrorists.
by United Illuminati Nation » Mon Mar 09, 2015 5:41 pm
Gray Hawk Republic wrote:I have begun my invasion of Italy. I have sent spies into tklots.
To: gray hawk
From: gif
Pull your spies out. You are breaking my alliance's alliance with vogega. If you do not I will disband you from gif.
by Noreuro » Mon Mar 09, 2015 6:02 pm
by Tklots » Mon Mar 09, 2015 7:23 pm
United Illuminati Nation wrote:Tklots wrote:The gravity Gun Is a complete success. The only problem is that it picked up a pet rock of the lead scientist instead of the pair of scissors. We are now beginning resurch on genetically engineered wasps. They are expected to move five times faster then a normal wasp and are about four feet tall. There stinger is about a foot long. We have stared mining in papa new gine. We are trying to mass produce these gravity guns. The resurch for the wasp are expected to be done in 7 months.
Rip Brick the rock
Once you mass produce the gravity gun we would like to buy some from you.
by Tklots » Mon Mar 09, 2015 7:26 pm
Vostokmedvedia wrote:Tklots wrote:The gravity Gun Is a complete success. The only problem is that it picked up a pet rock of the lead scientist instead of the pair of scissors. We are now beginning resurch on genetically engineered wasps. They are expected to move five times faster then a normal wasp and are about four feet tall. There stinger is about a foot long. We have stared mining in papa new gine. We are trying to mass produce these gravity guns. The resurch for the wasp are expected to be done in 7 months.
Rip Brick the rock
Papau New Guinea is part of me, and I will not allow mining in the region.
by Tklots » Mon Mar 09, 2015 7:27 pm
United Illuminati Nation wrote:Tklots wrote:The gravity Gun Is a complete success. The only problem is that it picked up a pet rock of the lead scientist instead of the pair of scissors. We are now beginning resurch on genetically engineered wasps. They are expected to move five times faster then a normal wasp and are about four feet tall. There stinger is about a foot long. We have stared mining in papa new gine. We are trying to mass produce these gravity guns. The resurch for the wasp are expected to be done in 7 months.
Rip Brick the rock
Once you mass produce the gravity gun we would like to buy some from you.
by Tklots » Mon Mar 09, 2015 7:29 pm
by United Illuminati Nation » Mon Mar 09, 2015 7:37 pm
Tklots wrote:I send spys into Vostokmedvedia and the illumintai nation. They will remain dormant until further notice. I will also like to ask Vogaga if they will let me test my nuclear weapons program in the arazona desert. Away from all life and where there is already radioactive material left from previous experiments. Oh yeah, My scientists disproved god.
by United Illuminati Nation » Mon Mar 09, 2015 8:25 pm
by Vostokmedvedia » Mon Mar 09, 2015 9:02 pm
by Vostokmedvedia » Mon Mar 09, 2015 9:04 pm
United Illuminati Nation wrote:my shrekism cult has gone rouge! they have stolen a ship and basic military wepondry and are heading tawords tklots. they have 500 men being lead by the onion (there version of pope).
ooc: don't get angry at me vogega, they are no longer part of gif.
voscomedevia, why don't you get some payback on vogega and secretly supply the cult, he did it to your rebles and this nation is allied to him.
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