New Carloso wrote:General Michael Spalding, a cousin of the former Supreme Chancellor of Carloso George Spalding, plodded into the room where the peace talks were being held, an entourage of diplomats and lightly armed security staff following close behind. Immediately, he cocked his head towards the delegate from Kumbhalgarh, clearly displaying his distaste for the individual before him. Michael turned to face the main body of delegates, seeing now that he had grasped their attention. "Esteemed delegates, I am the representative of the government of the Federal Republic of Carloso. We would like to let you all know that we have been keeping a very close eye throughout the war though we have restrained ourselves from getting actively involved. However, since all sides have agreed to these peace talks, it is our opinion that the diplomatic skills that my Carlossian delegation possess will be extremely beneficial to the peace process. The Federal Republic will not be taking sides just yet but will rather try and succeed in achieving a compromise between both sides, namely the end of government support for racism and discrimination against the Muslim population of Lexonia. The Islamic State of Lexonia will then have reason cease their military operations against the Lexonian Armed Forces and therefore stop the bloodshed dead in its tracks."
Michael took his seat to the right of the Hecovian delegate in an attempt to get as far away from the representative of Kumbhalgarh as physically possible without leaving the table. Behind him, two members of Forcat MID moved into their standing positions, brandishing their HK416 assault rifles as if they were about to leap into action. "I trust all of us here desire a peaceful end to this war, no?"
"Yes, of course...uh. It's a little.. weird in he- WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Smith shouts, noticing his female soldier pleasuring herself. He signals the three other soldiers to push her out the room.