Islamic Insurgents In Lexonia [MT] [OPEN]

[Heco]

The Millitary of Kumbhalgarh is ready to fight Heco's 30k men if they do not back down.

If They dare it will result in the immediate extermination of your population.
The entire Hecovian military will be deployed to your nation except the Defense units which will destroy your population.
You do not want to provoke the Hecovian War machine.

[Islamic State of Lexonia]

PEACE TALKS WILL BEGIN IN THE LEXONIAN CAPITAL IN 5 MINUTES

[Kumbhalgarh]

The Millitary of Kumbhalgarh is ready to fight Heco's 30k men if they do not back down.

If They dare it will result in the immediate extermination of your population.
The entire Hecovian military will be deployed to your nation except the Defense units which will destroy your population.
You do not want to provoke the Hecovian War machine.

Shut the hell up. You're no strong guy you're just a godmodder

[Bendicion]

If war arises with Kumbarlaugh,make new thread.

By the way we invite Heco and PEB to an alliance

http://www.nationstates.net/nation=bend ... /id=343358
TG ME

[Islamic State of Lexonia]

X_X I beg both of you be quiet before I get a mod here to fix this X_X

[Kumbhalgarh]

If war arises with Kumbarlaugh,make new thread.

By the way we invite Heco and PEB to an alliance

http://www.nationstates.net/nation=bend ... /id=343358
TG ME

we're allies with qandaristania, and also I refuse to fight with Heco, I'll just ignore him

[Islamic State of Lexonia]

PEACE TALKS HAVE BEGUN IN LEXONIA'S CAPITAL: ALL NATIONS THAT POST NON-PEACE TALK RELATED POSTS FROM HERE WILL BE BANNED

[Kumbhalgarh]

PEACE TALKS HAVE BEGUN IN LEXONIA'S CAPITAL: ALL NATIONS THAT POST NON-PEACE TALK RELATED POSTS FROM HERE WILL BE BANNED

The rana of Kumbhalgarh goes into the capital naked. He believes that nudity is the way to go. He enters the building and sits down on the meeting chair, he commences the talks

[Islamic State of Lexonia]

Chief Abdullah Muhammed of the Islamic State of Lexonia simply stares with shock at the Rana.
Appaled at his untidy, he simply covers his eyes with his hands and waits for the other diplomatic leaders to begin.

[Heco]

PEACE TALKS HAVE BEGUN IN LEXONIA'S CAPITAL: ALL NATIONS THAT POST NON-PEACE TALK RELATED POSTS FROM HERE WILL BE BANNED

The rana of Kumbhalgarh goes into the capital naked. He believes that nudity is the way to go. He enters the building and sits down on the meeting chair, he commences the talks

The Commander walks into the building disgusted by the Rana he sits on the farthest seat away from him.
His two guards who are with him snicker at the Rana.

[Kumbhalgarh]

The rana give out a loud fart, and burp. He trims his hair in front of everyone, and says this: "The islamic insurgents must die!"

[Islamic State of Lexonia]

The rana give out a loud fart, and burp. He trims his hair in front of everyone, and says this: "The islamic insurgents must die!"

Chief Abdullah Muhammed shouts "FOR ALLAH'S SAKE, DO YOU HAVE ANY DIGNITY IN YOURSELF AND YOUR NATION?!"

[Heco]

The rana give out a loud fart, and burp. He trims his hair in front of everyone, and says this: "The islamic insurgents must die!"

The commander and his men burst out laughing.
"True they must die but c'mon man in front of them?"
"While the ISL is not a nice group it will cost a lot of time time and effort to fight them. The predicted cost of money is 7 billion Hecons a year. However we are here because our allies wanted us to."

[Peoples East Berlin]

Sorry, I'm late! Did I miss anything?!

[Kumbhalgarh]

The rana vomits on chief abdullah, and goes into the bathroom, he cleans himself up and wears good formal clothes. He goes and sits down

[Islamic State of Lexonia]

The rana vomits on chief abdullah, and goes into the bathroom, he cleans himself up and wears good formal clothes. He goes and sits down

Chief Abdullah Muhammed calls his armed guards into the room.
4 ISL Military Guards respond with AK47's.
Chief Abdullah Muhammed cleans himself up before the guards bring him a change of clothes.

[Peoples East Berlin]

President Smith arrives and sits down. He stares at all the leaders and clears his throat.

[Bendicion]

The Union Diplomat Michael Howziter enters the hall with her busty secretary and 3 other women servants and a single woman guard.

He sits on a chair,looks at the ISL diplomat as well as the allies.He sees the Rana and spits under the Rana's chair.He then states:
"Men of Lexonia,we are all knowing that ISL is like a terrorist organization,but we must acknowledge that they are human and have just been led astray.I say all ISL personnel be moved to Bendicion to be rehabilitated."

[Heco]

The rana vomits on chief abdullah, and goes into the bathroom, he cleans himself up and wears good formal clothes. He goes and sits down

The commander is horrified.
"Shoot the Rana if he opens his mouth and starts making making liquid come out of his mouth."
He whispers to his men.

[Peoples East Berlin]

The Union Diplomat Michael Howziter enters the hall with her busty secretary and 3 other women servants and a single woman guard.

He sits on a chair,looks at the ISL diplomat as well as the allies.He sees the Rana and spits under the Rana's chair.He then states:
"Men of Lexonia,we are all knowing that ISL is like a terrorist organization,but we must acknowledge that they are human and have just been led astray.I say all ISL personnel be moved to Bendicion to be rehabilitated."

President Smith smiles at Howziter and says "Good idea. We need to remember that ISL does not need to be violent"

[Heco]

The Union Diplomat Michael Howziter enters the hall with her busty secretary and 3 other women servants and a single woman guard.

He sits on a chair,looks at the ISL diplomat as well as the allies.He sees the Rana and spits under the Rana's chair.He then states:
"Men of Lexonia,we are all knowing that ISL is like a terrorist organization,but we must acknowledge that they are human and have just been led astray.I say all ISL personnel be moved to Bendicion to be rehabilitated."

"I agree but I'm just a officer in the navy I don't really have any power to make diplomatic decisions and the King and Marshal don't want to send anyone so they offered me the job
I was about to refuse but then they threw in a promotion so here I am."
He then proceeds to stare at the busty secretary.
"They gave me temporary diplomatic power but if this goes well I get a promotion... and get made the Navy's Diplomat..."

[Peoples East Berlin]

The Union Diplomat Michael Howziter enters the hall with her busty secretary and 3 other women servants and a single woman guard.

He sits on a chair,looks at the ISL diplomat as well as the allies.He sees the Rana and spits under the Rana's chair.He then states:
"Men of Lexonia,we are all knowing that ISL is like a terrorist organization,but we must acknowledge that they are human and have just been led astray.I say all ISL personnel be moved to Bendicion to be rehabilitated."

"I agree but I'm just a officer in the navy I don't really have any power to make diplomatic decisions and the King and Marshal don't want to send anyone so they offered me the job
I was about to refuse but then they threw in a promotion so here I am."
He then proceeds to stare at the busty secretary.
"They gave me temporary diplomatic power but if this goes well I get a promotion... and get made the Navy's Diplomat..."

Smith bangs his fist on the table and says "We need someone of power for Heco!"

[Kumbhalgarh]

The rana vomits on chief abdullah, and goes into the bathroom, he cleans himself up and wears good formal clothes. He goes and sits down

The commander is horrified.
"Shoot the Rana if he opens his mouth and starts making making liquid come out of his mouth."
He whispers to his men.

50 Bodyguards of the rana march into the room, and shoot down the isl guards

[Islamic State of Lexonia]

-snip-

[Heco]

"I agree but I'm just a officer in the navy I don't really have any power to make diplomatic decisions and the King and Marshal don't want to send anyone so they offered me the job
I was about to refuse but then they threw in a promotion so here I am."
He then proceeds to stare at the busty secretary.
"They gave me temporary diplomatic power but if this goes well I get a promotion... and get made the Navy's Diplomat..."

Smith bangs his fist on the table and says "We need someone of power for Heco!"

"Well all our diplomats are too scared to come here and talk to a terrorist leader."
"So I'm a Temporary Diplomat."