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Postby The Grand World Order » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:30 pm

Spire Inspection Yard and Parade Deck, Magna Polis

Grand Commander GRIFFITH-II was waiting on the other side of a curtain, waiting for the time to come for him to step out onto the Speech Balcony, which had been untrodden for the better part of a decade. Outside, the public had been permitted past the Spire Security Building for the first time in a long time as well, just to see the Grand Commander state the goals and endeavors of the Federation for the year. On nearly every TV, and on every telescreen in the country, a live video feed of the Speech Balcony had been set up, with the words "STAND BY --- STAND BY --- STAND BY --- URGENT... URGENT... GRAND COMMANDER GRIFFITH VICTOR TO SPEAK IN THE OPEN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A DECADE... STAND BY --- STAND BY --- STAND BY..." repeating on a subtitle ticker on the bottom.

GRIFFITH-II had avoided being visible outside of the Spire ever since the Liberty Confederation took his left eye in an assassination attempt only months after he took office. He had become terribly paranoid, only giving speeches and messages through the vast telescreen systems- large, flat TVs set up in public areas, used for both occasional propaganda and messaging as well as safety messages and lockdown notifications. Before now, several High Orators had already spoken, and now it was the Grand Commander's turn.

Upon seeing a silent hand signal by a member of the technical crew after the playing of the GWO National Anthem, the Grand Commander stood up from his small chair and threw open the curtain. Even though he was going to speak for the public, his head was wrapped (and topped with an elegant officer's cap), allowing nothing but the outline of his head and his glowing, red left eye. His chest was home to a relatively small (though clearly visible) amount of medals and campaign ribbons, as well as a large "salad bar." The crowd instantly cheered and threw up their arms in Roman salutes, repeatedly shouting "Saluto al Duce! Saluto al Duce!" GRIFFITH-II waited for them to fall silent before slowly walking, somewhat staggering, up to the podium. His now visible right eye (a pure, perfect brown eye) showed no sort of expression on it, and was pointed straight forward. He didn't have a script on the podium, but traditionally, Grand Commanders had never used scripts, instead choosing to speak what they honestly felt. He calmly, slowly glanced over the horde of people, kept a safe distance from the Spire by a rather large crowd of Federal Guardsmen and GWO Army infantrymen (plus an occasional IFV, in case the Liberty Confederation showed up) with riot shields and assorted infantry weapons. In front of the balcony, off to the sides, were two Divine Tigers with complete ERA applied, and the GWO flag being hung from the bottom of their 152mm cannons. Along the back of the balcony were exactly 15 Lictors of the Grand Guardians, donning full powered exoskeletal systems, allowing them to wear ornate yet very protective armor that would normally be almost impossible to wear without restricting movement to a crawl.

All of it for him.

"People of the Federation..." he began, his voice powerful, and combined with his non-verbal communication, packed with charisma and potential force. "Today we have congregated outside of the Spire, the home of myself and the two great men who came before me to serve as Grand Commander. Today we have gathered to know what our grand civilization's goals are this year, particularly regarding the lands beyond our borders. Well, I'll tell you, without the delay of time-fillers that anyone who has watched a democratic speech is quite familiar with.

"Our first and foremost goal, of course, is the maintenance of the Federation's prosperity and power. This is, arguably, the first goal of any country with a functioning leadership. Our economy is one of the best in the world, the kind that belongs to superpowers, and we intend to keep it, and thus far, we see no threats to it. Our power lies within the dedication and ferocity of the approximately seventy-five million men and women serving the Federal Armed Forces. They serve you all the time, ready to be sent into a Left-Wing hellhole at a moment's notice, and often being summoned to fight the scourge. This brings us to our second and third goals- the spread of the Enlightenment of Man and the curbing of growth of the CommuSocialist menace. Fascism must be spread to other countries if Humankind is to advance- but, even if it doesn't spread, Fascism WILL reign supreme, at least if you look at it in terms of Natural Selection. Fascism must, can, and will expand, even if people must die. And if Fascism, in a completely hypothetical situation, cannot expand beyond our borders, the Left-Wing menace must be halted, if it means that another End War-" the audience gasped and was visibly horrified. The End War meant very, very much to the people of the Federation. "-must be fought, if it means absolute Vendetta!" the audience was somewhat at a loss of reactions. Vendetta meant the extermination of a nation's entire population, something that had been performed only once so far by the Federation. "We will do such to end their cause! The Communist, the Socialist, the Anarchist; all of them must be eliminated, if not for their already perpetrated crimes, but for self-protection! The Left wishes harm upon us all, and I'm sure the feeling is mutual. It is for me, at least. But it should also be noted that many disgusting, putrid democracies align themselves with the Left-Wing, and are often as horrible, if not moreso, than the leftists we seek to annihilate."

The Grand Commander paused, taking in several breaths, seeming as if he had to stop to think of what to say next, though he did not show any signs of puzzlement. His head leveled, and the general mood seemed to turn grim. In a much calmer, more sinister tone, he continued.

"The Reds must be exterminated, down to the last dedicated believer. We all may go down in history as evil, but our cause is just. Our dedication has never been as fierce as it will be in the next, trying year." His voice was beginning to climax again. "Fascism has trusted in us, just as we trust in it..."

After "it," GRIFFITH-II shouted to finish his sentence.

"Vincere!"
(To overcome/win!)

The crowd roared it back.

"Vincere!"
(To overcome/win!)

They practically screamed it back.

"...E Vinceremo!"
(And we will win!)

Meanwhile, the subtitles contrasted the action, relatively calmly displaying "VINCERE --- VINCERE --- E VINCEREMO..."

"Not one will be left standing when the Enlightenment is complete!"

With that, the Grand Commander departed, finishing the event.
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Postby Belkaland » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:04 pm

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To: Grand Commander GRIFFITH-II
Subject: GWO New Year Aims


To my former God-King,

For years, I have watched with ernest of what the Grand World Order planned to do about these ineffective governments that sap a man's wealth. But after your recent Live Broadcast in person, I find that your way of government of how you desire things is no different than any of these other governments. I saw how blindly the Orderians praised you, and I saw my own fauly. You are nothing more than a common Boshlevik who hides his true nature behind a curtain of lies.

It seems no government system works, as such, I bid you farewell and hope you rot in hell with the rest of society.


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Postby Zinaire » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:13 pm

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Fascist Sheep Even Worse than Communists, New Evidence Shows


ZINAIRE CITY– We've all heard of the GWO. Boo, boo, evil. These bunch of jokers are the biggest opponents to freedom and liberty since the reds of the Executive Council! Apparently, their leader, Griffith II, gave a speech in Magna Pollis today. Naturally, we would expect nothing but hot air from fascists, communists, and other opponents of liberty, but this guy really takes the cake. For god's sake, they keep cloning this guy so he can continue to be their fearless leader, but he can't even give a decent bloody speech. He had ten years to write this thing, but it sounded like he wrote it during the car ride over. Yet all the sheep in the audience hooted and hollered like he had just told them they'd all be going home with a "leftist" slave to call their very own. If those poor people weren't afraid that they would be shot for not cheering loud enough, Griffy wouldn't have gotten so much as a slow clap.

So this fool that can't even spit out one punchy, quotable sentence is preaching about "vendetta" and "end war" and how he intends to lead to big, bad GWO to eliminate all traces of liberalism. Does no one else see the problem here? This coward hasn't made a speech in ten years because of assassination threats, and now he's calling for a global rampage. The craziest part is, they must have twenty more Griffiths in a basement somewhere, so what's it matter if one gets its brain splattered once in a while? Communists may be damned fools that can't tell a successful economy from their own red hinneys, but at least they don't hole up for a decade then come bursting out like a rabid poodle. It seems pretty damn clear at this point that fascists are actually worse than communists. Griffy is clearly just as much of an economic blockhead as any commie, and he's a coward and a megalomanic on top of it all. I never thought I'd say this, but for once I'm glad we have the government we do. They may be slowly sucking every bit of freedom from our lives, but at least they have the balls to tell it to our faces more than once a decade.
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Postby The Grand World Order » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:19 pm

Zinaire wrote:*snip*


((OOC: The GRIFFITH Genome project isn't 100% confirmed for the public... some people believe it's there, some people don't- the government claims it's not true as far as they can tell. The assassination "threat" was actually an attempt that left him disfigured for life- there's actually a picture-turned-painting of him holding his left eye by the optic nerve. But yeah, the Genome Project and Artiche Protocols aren't actually confirmed, just a heads up.))

The Spire, Magna Polis

"So, Slaag, what's the word out there about our goals, hmm?" called out the Grand Commander via an intra-building phone.

"Oh, not much, sir," came back Heinrich Slaag's voice. "The Zinaire press is already calling you a megalomaniac, but it seems that the Zinaire, as well as all the other ODECON governments, have their hand firmly up the rear of their so-called 'free press.' I mean seriously, I have yet to see an ODECON press agency that doesn't simply repeat what their government won't say."

"Good. Let the sheep bleat. Let the marionettes dance for their masters. You know Slaag, we could just sit here and thrive and they would die out. It is the law of Natural Selection, after all."

"Oh, goodness, you have to look at this, sir. The Zinaireans claim you actually wrote that speech."

"Even our mentally handicapped citizens know I speak from the heart... oh well, to be quite honest, Grandmaster, I don't give a damn. I'd rather have five thousand rifles than five million votes."
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Postby Zinaire » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:24 pm

The Grand World Order wrote:((OOC: The GRIFFITH Genome project isn't 100% confirmed for the public... some people believe it's there, some people don't- the government claims it's not true as far as they can tell. The assassination "threat" was actually an attempt that left him disfigured for life- there's actually a picture-turned-painting of him holding his left eye by the optic nerve. But yeah, the Genome Project and Artiche Protocols aren't actually confirmed, just a heads up.))


OOC: Le Monde H is extremely sensationalist and isn't exactly known for top-notch fact-checking. If it's the most interesting rumor on any given subject, it's most likely what they'll take to press.
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Postby Birkaine » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:25 pm

"VINCERE! VINCERE!" Echoed trough the streets of one of Ciningrad's calmed neighborhoods, a city relatively unaffected by the clog of pollution that constantly accompained the rest of the towns in mainland Birkaine, a medium-sized city dedicated mostly to food processing and biotechnology, while the more polluted cities like Ferrograd and Voskov handled the dirty petrochemical and steel businesses. "FASICM IS THE LIGHT!"

Everybody already knew why Dmitri was shouting, whiskey bottle in hand, and not many paid attention to him, except for the two policemen that looked from their patrol car, parked at the corner. Victor Griffith had spoken for the first time in ages to the world, the world that included the politically-ignorant populance of Birkaine, that broke records in political pols as far as it went to hitting the 'neutral' or 'undescided' button. However, Dmitri was different, a sworn and loud fascist that had to witness as Birkaine gained distance from the extreme right over the years and loosened up as a dictatorship.

"What's he making such a scandal about now?" Asked Stanislav, another homeless Ciningradian to one of his friends as they both walked down the sidewalk after sitting in front of the TV shop for some time, one of them pushing a cart full of random items for the recycling plant. "Is it because of the speech from the Orderian guy?"
"No doubt" said the other hobo. "The cops are already waiting for him to do something stupid"
"....What's the big deal?" Stanislav asked, grumbling as the two moved trough the snowy streets, trying to find anything worth some money in the garbage bins "The guy didn't say shit about what's gonna happen this year. That Victor sounded like our Viktor when he's trying to pull a speech out of his ass."
"It takes shit to push those loonies into shouting stuff in... is it Romanian?"
"I'm pretty sure it's latin"
"Bulgarian."

Dmitri continued shouting pro-fascist remarks to scared bystanders, slipping several times on the icy sidewalk next to a group of calmed houses, the white and black police car following him. It was just a matter of time until he got to the house of the commies, or at least the terrified pro-democracy arabs he called commies just because they often baked goods for the neighborhood. In fact, it was so obvious he was gonna try and make a scandal that the policemen stopped their car and came out even before Dmitri tore the mailbox off the ground, shouted several things about farm animals and Lenin, and threw it into the house's left window, at which point the hobo was greeted by the sound of breaking glass, a woman screaming and the warm sensation of ten thousand volts going trough his body from two metallic prods now embedded in his skin, conected to a cable, connected to a yellow gun, connected to a bored-looking cop.

He was quickly taken into custody, again. The neighborhood was silent again
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Postby The Grand World Order » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:29 pm

Zinaire wrote:
The Grand World Order wrote:((OOC: The GRIFFITH Genome project isn't 100% confirmed for the public... some people believe it's there, some people don't- the government claims it's not true as far as they can tell. The assassination "threat" was actually an attempt that left him disfigured for life- there's actually a picture-turned-painting of him holding his left eye by the optic nerve. But yeah, the Genome Project and Artiche Protocols aren't actually confirmed, just a heads up.))


OOC: Le Monde H is extremely sensationalist and isn't exactly known for top-notch fact-checking. If it's the most interesting rumor on any given subject, it's most likely what they'll take to press.


((OOC: Alright, just making sure.))
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Postby Zinaire » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:35 pm

The Grand World Order wrote:
Zinaire wrote:
The Grand World Order wrote:((OOC: The GRIFFITH Genome project isn't 100% confirmed for the public... some people believe it's there, some people don't- the government claims it's not true as far as they can tell. The assassination "threat" was actually an attempt that left him disfigured for life- there's actually a picture-turned-painting of him holding his left eye by the optic nerve. But yeah, the Genome Project and Artiche Protocols aren't actually confirmed, just a heads up.))


OOC: Le Monde H is extremely sensationalist and isn't exactly known for top-notch fact-checking. If it's the most interesting rumor on any given subject, it's most likely what they'll take to press.


((OOC: Alright, just making sure.))


OOC: And just for the record, Le Monde H is about the furthest thing from a government puppet. They can't even write a story about a lost dog without turning it into a tirade about the government's war against liberty. The only formal interaction that the government has with them is when they're pressing libel charges.
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Postby The Grand World Order » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:36 pm

Zinaire wrote:
The Grand World Order wrote:
Zinaire wrote:
The Grand World Order wrote:((OOC: The GRIFFITH Genome project isn't 100% confirmed for the public... some people believe it's there, some people don't- the government claims it's not true as far as they can tell. The assassination "threat" was actually an attempt that left him disfigured for life- there's actually a picture-turned-painting of him holding his left eye by the optic nerve. But yeah, the Genome Project and Artiche Protocols aren't actually confirmed, just a heads up.))


OOC: Le Monde H is extremely sensationalist and isn't exactly known for top-notch fact-checking. If it's the most interesting rumor on any given subject, it's most likely what they'll take to press.


((OOC: Alright, just making sure.))


OOC: And just for the record, Le Monde H is about the furthest thing from a government puppet. They can't even write a story about a lost dog without turning it into a tirade about the government's war against liberty. The only formal interaction that the government has with them is when they're pressing libel charges.



((OOC: However, it still is saying pretty much what the Zinairean government won't, at least in the eyes of Heinrich and Griffith Victor/GRIFFITH-II.))
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Postby Zinaire » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:38 pm

The Grand World Order wrote:((OOC: However, it still is saying pretty much what the Zinairean government won't, at least in the eyes of Heinrich and Griffith Victor/GRIFFITH-II.))


OOC: I suppose you could see it that way. And I certainly don't expect them to be any more accurate and unbiased than LMH itself is. By the way, it's "Zinairian," for the record.
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Government of GWO hanging by a thread
Leader of GWO "Griffith-II" makes delusional rant to mark new year

Article from the desk of Commissar of Stoklomolvi Vladimir Stuyonovich, 14 January 2010

The so-called "Fascist Federation of GWO," a small fascist country with a holding in Tyrrhenia, has once again bested our highest expectations of psychological failures and has shown its face, the face that nobody actually wishes to see but is shown anyway for the sensationalist reaction that would be expected from such a debacle. Such is the GWO; nobody in the world wants it to exist, and GWO does not want anyone else to exist except itself. One must wonder why GWO even seeks to involve itself in the affairs of the world, considering how it narcissistically considers itself above all else and does not actually seem to want any contact. Within its own bubble of tyranny and despair, GWO rests alone, constantly trying to appease itself with its fantasies of "eliminating the world of socialists" and "spreading the Enlightened ideology across the world," completely ignorant of the fact that socialism will always exist and the "Enlightened ideology" refers to Buddhism, not fascism.

Maintenance of the supposed "prosperity and power" of the failed fascist fools in GWO is the "first and foremost goal"; this statement within itself shows that GWO is insane. It is impossible to maintain something that does not exist in the first place, and as GWO uses fascism in its operations this goal would be impossible to achieve anyway. A country cannot be prosperous and powerful when there are uprisings constantly and troops drilling about to keep order without which the government would collapse like a stack of poorly refrigerated Zimbabwean raw chicken eggs. And on the notion of an "End War," which to virtually everyone in the world except apparently GWO means nothing, the fear that was supposed to be instilled by such words ended up being mockery and contempt. What "End War"? Does this refer to that failure of a capitalist pigdog video game by Tom Clancy? Or does this refer to a war that ends GWO? If the latter, then we rejoice, for there is nothing better than the ceased existence of GWO.

This speech from GRIFFITH-II, instead of being the rousing speech it was intended to be, will likely bring the world to laugh and jeer at the GWO, which to date does nothing but rant and rave and kill its own population before failing in a war abroad. We fail to see the "power" of fascism, and we have no scruples that the rest of the sane world sees the same.

And then I release a transcript from paragraph three, page fourteen of my speech that is to be released on the first day of the lunar new year. This paragraph will likely not be published, seeing as to how GWO clearly plagiarised from us.

"Comrades, we all know that soaps and oils are of vital importance to the skin of every man, woman, and child in Stoklomolvi. Our first and foremost goal, of course, is the maintenance of the Federation's cleanliness. Arguably, there is no higher goal of any country with functioning leadership. Our sanitation system is one of the best in the region, one of the few that distributes soaps and oils freely to its population, for as long as there are no threats to the continuing status of our sanitation system as glorious. Our power lies within the dedication and passion of millions of men and women serving the Stoklomolvi Sanitation Commissariat. They serve you all the time, ready to be deployed into an unclean hell-hole at a moment's notice, and very often summoned to fight the scourge. Thus, we announce our second and third goals: the spread of free sanitation and the curbing of the growth of the bacterial-viral menaces."

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In a rather formulaic speech intended to inflame the passions of devoted followers, the leadership of GWO once again called for their wars of extermination against most everybody who disagrees with them. This has become standard fare for them over the years, and it rests with us to wonder how they maintain any shred of credibility among the world community.
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-By Sergei Borodin for the Yezhemes'achnaya Igra magazine

In a fit of foaming rage and indescipherable shouting with 'Vincere' thrown in, the leader of the Grand World Order, Griffith Victor, has announced a sequel to the acclaimed (kind of) real time strategy game, Tom Clancy's EndWar. We ignore if Tom Clancy himself is in the game, but all we Birkanians can hope for is for the game to include more sides, preferably non-fictional sides.
Much like Dreadnought Tycoon, we expect this new game to include the average 50-700 nations with their respective units portrayed accurately. Trough careful analysis of Griffith's speech, we've come to the conclusion that it will be released for the GamePig And the CommieStation next generation console, in summer 2010.
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Postby Allied Governments » Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:48 pm

The Federation has no comment on this speech, since we are unsure exactly what to make of it.

However, we offer a congratulatory fruit basket in celebration of GRIFFITH-II making a speech!
[SHOCKING] Woman dragged by coffee cup into the MANDRILL MAZE!

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Postby Arivada » Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:31 pm

Birkaine wrote:Endwar 2 Announced by The Order
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-By Sergei Borodin for the Yezhemes'achnaya Igra magazine

In a fit of foaming rage and indescipherable shouting with 'Vincere' thrown in, the leader of the Grand World Order, Griffith Victor, has announced a sequel to the acclaimed (kind of) real time strategy game, Tom Clancy's EndWar. We ignore if Tom Clancy himself is in the game, but all we Birkanians can hope for is for the game to include more sides, preferably non-fictional sides.
Much like Dreadnought Tycoon, we expect this new game to include the average 50-700 nations with their respective units portrayed accurately. Trough careful analysis of Griffith's speech, we've come to the conclusion that it will be released for the GamePig And the CommieStation next generation console, in summer 2010.

OOC:lol, also tag.
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Marine Corp Rangers-5,000,000
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Postby The Valepian Lands » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:02 pm

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OFFICIAL MESSAGE
The Federated States of the Valepian Lands



To The Grand World Order,

I applaud and agree with the Grand Commander's speech, I have taken the liberty of declaring war on a particular Communist nation that promotes its Utopian Marxism as the greatest thing. Yet enough about what we're doing. We hope that the GWO will stay and continue to be a beacon and glorious nation that we can look up to in the light of Fascism. We hope more will happen to combat the red menace.



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Postby Volzgrad » Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:48 pm

Excerpt from The St. Adriansburg Guardian:

GWO LEADER MAKES FIRST PUBLIC APPEARANCE IN DECADE, WORLD UNSURPRISINGLY APPALLED

In an event that has simultaneously shocked and horrified a great deal of the world's most powerful figures, Leader of the GWO, GRIFFITH-II, made his first public appearance in almost a decade. The elusive head of state disappeared from the world's eye nearly ten years ago due to an attempt on his life, which resulted in the loss of one of his eyes. While no attempts were made on his life this time, our sources suggest a great deal of GWO troops were stationed to guard GRIFFITH as he delivered his speech. As for the speech itself, the contents truly surprised no one as GRIFFITH-II relentlessly and most righteously assaulted the massed ranks of the left wing with all his fiery words could muster.

World reactions have been mixed, with most weakling democratic and Bolshevik nations decrying the speech as 'barbaric and war-mongering.' The Tsar has yet to give an official comment on the speech, but comments made by several Lord Generals seem to indicate our ruler's approval of GRIFFITH's presentation. Due to the long and friendly relationship between the Empire of Volzgrad and the Grand World Order, it is expected that we shall support any counter-Bolshevik actions that the GWO enacts.

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Postby Third Spanish States » Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:57 pm

OOC: I wasn't aware Automagfreek's invasion was retconned
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Postby Tkdkidsx2 » Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:01 pm

Union United News Network

Breaking News Report


"While reports are rather confused due to the baffling content of the reports, there has been some measure of understanding of reports mentioned during our 11:00 broadcast. It seems there has been a riot of sorts. However, from the reports, it appears there has been some sort of riot, but not of the people. The Grand Council itself, most notably the Director of the Military, seized the Capital, taking all who did opposed him and detaining them. Through further reports, it appears that the Guard of the Homeland have establshed order where needed, and established a strict curfew."

3 Hours Later

"After a speech by Marcel Anthonys, the former Director of the Military, the Union will be under his rule until formal leadership can be selected. Further, it is stated that the "traitorous Socialist directors" were detained as they planned an open rebellion, and monetary records support him. Currently, all riots have been detained, and a shout is heard throughout the Union, "Vincere!" Due to this commonly used phrase, meaning "Victory!", it is believed that these actions are sparked by a recent speech by the Grand Commander of the Grand World Order, GRIFFITH-II, his first public appearance in many years, which encouraged the overthrow of "the reds", a common name associated with Communism and various forms of Socialism."

"From the mass public reactions, the people are in full support of this shift in power, praising Marcel Anthonys as a hero and saviour, protecting them from the corrupt members of the Council. The Guard of the Homeland have established semi-complete order, suppressing Unionist resistance forces. However, Commander Anthonys' plan is yet to be seen. However, I for one support the Commander, and salute him, Heil!"

Capital Building

Marcel Anthonys sat in front of a massive oak desk, usually the seating-place of the leader of the Union. The room he was in, the Room of Discussion, was circular, with a table that was a solid oak circle table, with over a hundred chairs sitting around it. Blood was streaked across the wall, on the table, and, consequently, along the hundreds of soldiers standing at attention. Currently, three of the chairs, excluding the Grand Chair, were occupied. Sitting in them were the former Directors of the Police, Arms Industry, and Foreign Affairs.

Marcel started the meeting with, "You know why I have gathered you all here." All of the Directors stood, but were waved down by Marcel himself. He continued, "From previous talks with each of you, I have decided upon a plan of action. I will establish my power with the take-over of Dreumia, the sister state of the State of the Eagle. I will appoint each of you to public office, most likely as secretaries or the like. We will prepare staged elections, allowing me to keep office until we have firm control." He took a small breath, and continued, "We will walk into the lions den with this last part, however. I will pen a letter to the Grand World Order, and request the Grand Commander's approval, and his suggested plan of action, as well as requesting acknowledgement as a free and independent fascist state. Any questions?" On this last part, the soldiers in the room, carried their guns more threateningly, and the Directors decided they had nothing to say. Marcel and the Directors departed, Marcel to his new duties, and the Directors to their respective offices.

As he walked in, Marcel sat behind his new desk and stretched his feet out, pulling a piece of stationery from a pile, and pulling an old-fashioned quill pen out, dipping it in an inkwell, he wrote:

To the Grand Commander, or a similarly esteemed representative:

As you may or may not know, the former Union has undergone a political shift. I, Marcel Anthonys have taken power from the Reds, and have fufilled what I see to be a great goal. However, now I request your inelligence(s) to help me, as a mother would a new babe. We have achieved a lot, but there is more to do. I have already prepared a technicality which will allow me to remain in office for extended periods of time, but the public acceptance is shuffling, as it changes from Socialist support to Fascist support constantly. I beg you, what would the best course of action be to deal with this threat. Further, it is requested that the Grand World Order allow an alliance, with various terms and conditions, to be decided at a later date.

To your power,
Marcel Anthonys.


Marcel leaned back as a courier took the message. He gave the message a couple of hours to arrive. While a telagram or other such method would have been quicker, you just wouldn't get that original feel.
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