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PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 6:44 am
by Vrotomyra
[ Mature ]
Strangers Beyond the Songline
Let there be more holy nights like these




"It is only fitting that a day we now commit to our memories as part of a larger history of heroes is so inextricable from myth that its very date is marked in our most comprehensive records with the label 'Mass of the Prophet.'"
-Mos Hai'ess, Supreme Lord-Ambassador of the Martial Solidarity


Elsewise in the Void
“You know—”

—dashed were his thoughts and spilled was his drink to a laugh, “For someone who frightens so easily, I don’t think they should have you on watch.”

And far faster than the light from the nearest star could reach them, they were in each other’s arms, and all he could think was—

“Sir, they’re practically screaming at us!”

“We got heat s—Sir we got an object on track to our approach vecto—Fuck! Station rec’s evade!”

And the entire ship lurched, and so too, the Captain felt, did the organs beneath his bones as the shipnet had processed the situation and Sensors’ recommendation with dangerously correct analysis and response.

But nothing else happened. They missed.

The Captain dared a sigh cut by Weapons, “Firing in three—!”

Boomed, “Hold fire, Weapons!”

Air already low as combat protocols had slowly been sucking it out died, and a new, far more personal fear washed across the room. “The fuck-Sir! Captain! We have been engaged, requesting permission to—“

“Denied.”

Sensors was out of their seat, and somewhere behind him, the Captain could feel a gun slightly shift from its resting position. If there had not been fiery pressure in the room before, as the shot had passed, there may as well have been then. “But sir!”

“Stand fucking down, Sensors!”

Retaking their seat, Sensors nodded, but Weapons was rising from theirs now, “Do we have a fucking problem, sailor?!”

The sailor felt that they did not and sat down, but plead either way, “Sir, are you fucking serious? That thing just fucking shot at us and we’re not gonna shoot back? They could be—“

“Shut the fuck up, hold fucking fire, and stand down. They would have either fired by now or we’d be fucking dead,” the Captain breathed as Weapons suddenly went a little limp in posture before shaking their hand and reorienting forward, “Navigations! Course difference from evasion!”

Navs replied with distinct tremble, “Back three—“

“Thank you!”

Quiet. Again, he thought, Run it again.

“Navs, align to object.”

“Aligned, sir,” as the ship’s interior stuttered and staggered to the Captain’s eyes—vapor thrusters doing their magic.

“Good.”

“Permission to—!”

“Granted, Weapons!”

“Sir, we are in a knife fight. And they just took a swing at us, we need to swing back n—“

“And would we fucking miss?!”

The quiet was brighter somehow, but silence no stronger than, “I don’t wanna fuck with this thing unless I fucking have to, do you fucking understand me?”

“Yes—“

“Good, now if you question another one of my orders in what you think is combat, I’ll have your limbs.”

Darker then, the quiet became but the silence weaker still, “Sir!”

“Intel? Where the fuck have you been? Any luck on a language, a code, fucking anything?”

“Uhhh no, sir, not yet, but they are fucking spamming us.”

“Wh—say again!”

“Uhh shit, like, we are getting great data. Great data, and I bet ship’ll have this cracked in none, but-b-but—Sir, look and see for yourself.”

Images flashed, audios mashed, and text slashed across his sensors through his console outputs. “Fuck me, it’s just like—“

“The fucking movies!”

“Not what I was gonna say, Sensors, but—“

“No, sir, it’s a fucking disk.”

The Captain almost cackled but his composure was too wracked by what followed next out of Sensors, “Object on approach,” hearts sinking in and around him, “Low velocity.”

“They’re coming closer,” he tried to think aloud before Weapons interrupted, “For the love of fucking—Weapons rec’s fire!”

Nothing happened, and the room erupted into chaos. Too many, far too many, things were going wrong…

…and none of them made any sense to be happening at the same time. Least of which was how They even got there.

Weapons lay bleeding on the ground by the end of the brawl over command, but it would be all for naught but a feeling as shipnet confirmed, “Object will not intersect current vector. Object is a product of life. Object is non-hostile. Object is not a threat. Conditions for fire not met.”

Logic, so it seemed, would prevail for a mere moment, “Get me the fucking chaplain!”

Being pulled away in restraints, “Is no—“ a fist shut.

Sensors, holding one arm in another, returned to their station and input through comms, “What is going on, Captain?”

“We’re all going fucking crazy, that’s what,” realizing he had not made himself a good captain let alone any friend in the aftermath of the near-mutiny, “if we don’t settle the fuck down right now and think.”

“Did anyone here sign the fuck up to fight a god? No! And that’s what this fucking thing is to us right now. It saw us before we saw it, got here from out of nowhere with,” checking Sensors’ datafeed, “Bout fuck all but a gee-wake that’d warp our navs if we tried to cross it. ‘Missed’ us. And is sending us pictures.”

“They’re desperate and alone.”

The crew laughed, but somehow, in the vast distances of time and space, two creatures, absolutely strange in their origins, feeling the same weight of the same universe for the first time, shook hands and all he could think in that darkness of deepest night was

PostPosted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 1:03 pm
by Senkaku
The Locusts



Fornax Dwarf
Kompanion-9 System
Kompanion-9 B “Eschate
Northern Hemisphere Surface





Jae gave a fearful glance skywards, where Fructidor’s gigantic mirrors glowed in geosynchronous orbit like four blade-shaped moons. He could hear the strange whining roar of repulsor engines growing closer, and the poppy petals were beginning to rustle in the breeze of an approaching ramjet’s intake, flitting from purple to silver in the pseudo-moonlight.

Jet-pack— dead. Blaster— also dead. His skimmer had been shot down weeks ago, his hoverbike destroyed two days before. I’m so fucked. All he had to face down an assault drone was a ball of opium, an expired emergency plasma flare—

“Pssst! Doctor!”

—and, of course, his local benefactor.

“Doctor!,” came Endu’s hiss again. “Let’s run to that house, up by the cedar tree!”

Jae turned around, sighing heavily and looking at Endu and then back up at Fructidor. “There’s no point, Endu. You run, I’ll stay. They’re almost here.”

“No, Doctor! I know these people. That house has a bow, and a basement you can hide in.”

Jae resisted the urge to roll his eyes—after all, the most advanced weapon Endu had probably seen before his blaster was a chariot. But Endu ignored his reluctance, taking him by the hand and jogging through the field towards the sizable mud-brick villa that sat by a cedar tree a few hundred meters away.

“Endu, stop—stop!” Jae batted his hand away and came up short. “All that would happen is we’ll get everyone in the house killed. Just leave me.”

Endu looked back at him and shook his head, raising his voice over the approaching rumble of the drone’s engines. “You don’t understand.” He began once again dragging Jae, his sturdy peasant’s build easily overwhelming the frail academic’s ability to resist, ignoring Jae’s protestations and pounding on the door.

“Don Kur, help! It’s Endu, Zilg of Ersta’s grandson! There’s a [NO TRANSLATION AVAILABLE - SUGGESTED: DEMON?] after this man! Please let us in!”

The door was thrown open a moment later by a woman, wrapped in a shawl and veil, her hands trembling. “Get inside, child, get inside—the bow’s above the hearth. I’ll go get Don Kur.” She helped Endu shove the reluctant but resigned Jae inside, then ran off, shouting down hallways to rouse the house.

Jae stared bemusedly at the hearth, full of embers—Endu was wrestling what appeared to be a large crossbow, with an oversized, blackened armature off a pair of pegs above it. “Endu, I tried to tell you—that won’t do any good. I should just go outside so no one in here gets hurt.”

A silver-haired, pot-bellied man suddenly burst into the room, holding a long wooden box under one arm, followed by the veiled woman. “So, you’re Zilg’s grandson, eh? How did you meet a [NO TRANSLATION AVAILABLE - SUGGESTED: FOREIGNER?], and why is there a [NO TRANSLATION AVAILABLE - SUGGESTED: DEMON?] after him?”

Jae peered at the box as he set it on the floor and the woman helped him lift the lid off. Crossbow bolts. Ha. He had started walking to the door as Kur and Endu took one of the bolts out, intending to let the drone take him and spare the building—but held up, in the faint light of a few candles and the glowing embers of the hearth, the bolt’s strange luster made Jae stop in his tracks.

That is definitely not bronze. What the fuck?

Endu slung the loaded crossbow over his back and began clambering up the rickety wooden steps—really a glorified ladder—that ran from the corner of the room to a small trapdoor in the ceiling, before sliding out onto the roof. Jae, curious, stuck his head out the room’s only window and took the plasma flare off his belt—he could see a faint red glow beginning to light up the northern horizon now, and the wind of the ramjet’s intake was kicking up dust from the hard earth and making the cedar boughs sway. Well, I hope whatever he has that bow loaded with works. Any second now…

The wind suddenly stopped, the ominous glow vanished. It was momentarily just a peaceful night in a house set amid cedar trees and poppy fields, under four artificial moons—because the drone had cut its engine to enter its terminal glide. Jae popped the cap off his plasma flare and hurled it out the window before turning his back; it landed a little ways away, hissed for a moment, and then ignited, illuminating the entire house in the surreal, harsh manner of a blue hypergiant.

A moment later, the blinding light was replaced with deafening noise—as Jae had hoped, the drone had gone for the most obvious surface target first. He was thrown on his ass by the impact, which shook dust from the walls and ceiling—he could hear, over the screams of the terrified locals in the house, the sound of mechanical legs deploying, of delicate titanium claws scrabbling at pulverized bedrock.

And then, the faint clunk-whoosh of a crossbow, and the world vanished in a firestorm.



Fornax Dwarf
Kompanion-9 System
Kompanion-9 B “Eschate
Geosynchronous orbit





SENSORY INPUT UNAVAILABLE


Ethel blinked, nonplussed. “Onby, what’s going on? Are you offloading me?”

There was no response in her earpiece, and she tapped the side of her holo-visor. “Onby, is there a connectivity issue?”

A different voice—that of the ship’s operations computer, rather than her drone’s onboard intelligence—replied. “Yes, we’ve lost connectivity—sorry, Ethel, I’m getting a confirmed KIA signal.”

She scoffed. “That’s impossible, he must just have some sort of jammer.” But a moment later, her blacked-out visual field flashed another message:

CRITICAL FAILURE · CASUALTY


“There’s no way—do we have a picture of the site?”

“I’ll give you the best I’ve got from the external cameras,” the operations computer replied, showing her a grainy image of a dark building with a smoldering crater outside.

“This fucking sucks, it’s too low-res, I can’t see a damn thing.” Six years of my life for this filthy fucking observatory that doesn’t even have decent mid-range optics? “Do we have any lidar assets nearby?”

“After the loss of an assault drone, I would need the captain and the political officer to approve their deployment.”

“Well, ask them, I’m guessing they also would like to know what the fuck just happened.” Ethel flipped her visor up, her brow furrowed, and tapped the side of her immersion pod to crack the lid. As she stood up, half of her visor automatically flipped back down, beginning to display an analysis of the drone’s final data burst. This doesn’t make any sense, he didn’t have anything that could crack the ventral armor, it had to have started in the reactor.

The ship’s voice returned to her earpiece. “Ethel, I have the captain on audio, and a lidar model from a mesosphere soarer about 300 klicks out. Would you like me to put it on your visor?”

She nodded to the empty room, sitting back down in the pod and flipping her visor all the way down to look at the picture as the captain’s voice replaced the ship’s. “So, it blew up on landing?”

“Not quite, sir,” she replied, staring in confusion at the image on her screen. “I definitely landed—Onby made a standard millisecond diversion on landing but then realized it was a flare, and it was moving to ground configuration when we… lost contact.”

“You’re looking at the same lidar model, I’d say that’s a definite casualty, not just a lost contact,” the captain replied gruffly. “You’re relieved of duty, sergeant—we’ll need to have a conversation with intelligence about what this was, but we’re not going to be sending you down again for at least another 12 hours, I’d say.”

“Yes sir.”

All Ethel could think about on her way back to her bunk—nestled inside the cruiser awkwardly clinging to one of Fructidor’s industrial modules—was the final few frames of the lidar model: thick chemical smoke clearing to reveal what had happened to poor old Onby.

The drone was splayed on its narrow back, six bladelike legs in various stages on unfolding and two waist-mounted cannon pods still sealed shut, having been knocked to the far side of its landing crater by some terrible force. Based on the debris and the huge chunk torn from its body, something had smashed into it as it rose from the crater, shredding the ventral armor, bursting open the dorsal plating, and flinging the reactor housing clear out of the machine. A mixture of hydraulic fluid, reactor coolant, ammunition, and pulverized native vegetation had swirled together and ignited in the crater, which resembled nothing so much as the biblical lake of fire in miniature. Green and orange flames licked the faintly-twitching robot’s shattered body as arcs of electricity shot randomly from the reactor, adding bright blue-white emphases to the faint Cherenkov glow.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2022 2:24 pm
by Senkaku
Ripple


Fornax Dwarf
Interstellar space
Starship Fructidor, main cylinder




Sam took a long drag on their cigarette, aimlessly gazing off at the gentle upward curve of Fructidor’s internal sea, admiring the curve of distant thunderheads towards the ship’s central axis in shafts of pink-orange twilight that filtered up like irregular searchlights from naked patches of ocean floor. Myna birds and crows were chattering up on the roof as they ashed the cigarette in the terracotta planter box hanging from the railing, full of dead poppies and geraniums that had long since wilted, probably even before Fructidor’s main interior lamps had gone down.

A voice called excitedly from back inside the office. “The signal’s coming back!”
Sam flicked the cigarette over the side of the balcony, not bothering to watch it fall onto the half-submerged street below, and walked back inside. Vanya was hunched over his terminal, pinched between banks of servers that had been hastily rescued from one of the ship’s internal spaces that was now below sea level and were piled up thoughtlessly all around.
“Look, look,” he said excitedly, pointing at the screen. Sam squinted, feeling their heartbeat quicken as they read the wave functions slowly cycling before them, then felt their phone buzz and took it out.

From: Karen Vashukani
To: Sam Jayeuse
Re: signal from earlier

Hey are you seeing a return of that signal we picked up a couple hours ago? the uulchi consultant suddenly won’t come out of its tank to talk to me about it for some reason but it looks to me like every instrument in Kompanion is picking it up??


Sam’s eyes widened, and they handed the phone to Vanya. “Karen’s getting the same thing back on Eschate! What the fuck has enough gravity to disrupt hyperspace like that from here to Kompanion without tearing the whole fucking ship apart?”

Vanya looked nervously out the window, then back at the screen. “I don’t see any tsunamis out there– but it looks like the origin of this is a lot more local than the big pulse we got on the way to Sculptor, doesn’t it?”
Sam nodded. “I mean, the last one fizzled the main reactor like blowing out a candle, and it was emanating all the way from the Great Attractor– email the leadership team for permission to fire up the hyperdar lens, we want to get an active scan of whatever this is. The thing an hour ago was a weird blip, but this… this is fucking nuts.”

Vanya switched windows and began typing furiously. “They’re probably just seeing a gravity anomaly on the navigation system and wondering what the hell is going on, I’m sure they’ll say yes– go get Aleida, she’s in the bathroom.”

Sam immediately hustled out of the office, down a narrow hallway filled with more rescued server banks, and began pounding on the flimsy bathroom door. “Ally! Ally!”

“I’m taking a shit, what is it?”

“Signal’s back, and fucking strong and close!”

“Why aren’t the tsunami sirens going off?”

“Oh my god, shut up and finish shitting so you can come look! It’s stronger than the pulse on the way to Sculptor!”

Aleida grunted, and Sam heard a few plops, then the hiss of a flush and the faucet turning on, before she ripped the door open, scowling. “What do you mean, it’s stronger than the pulse on the way to Sculptor? Why are we still alive, then?”

“I don’t know, Vanya’s pinging the captain to turn on the hyperdar lens,” Sam said, beckoning and beginning to walk back towards the office. Aleida jogged to follow, waving her hands.

“We can’t just turn the lens on just because Vanya’s misreading instruments again, do you know the kind of chewing out I got last time we caused a motherfucking ship-wide blackout just to find a fucking pulsar?”

Sam giggled as they both rounded the corner into the office. “Vanya’s not misreading instruments again, and that was funny– look at this email I just got from Karen,” they said, handing Aleida their phone.

Vanya turned around indignantly, switching the screen back from his email to the instrument panels. “I am not misreading instruments again, and that was a legitimately weird pulsar! Look at the graphs yourself, asshole.”

Aleida raised an eyebrow as she read the email. “So the squid is suddenly acting weird, and Karen assumes that’s got nothing necessarily to do with the weird readings? It’s not like they’ve never been known to sabotage–”

“Oh my god, just look at our readings!,” Sam exclaimed. Aleida handed them back their phone and peered at the screen, her eyes widening, while Vanya pulled out his phone, looked at it briefly, and then held it up with a grin.

“Political officer just signed off. Everyone hold onto something!”

The distant chittering of the myna birds was suddenly overwhelmed by the moan of tsunami sirens, and the lights in the room flickered and then went out. The air seemed to swim and vibrate before Sam’s eyes, as kilometers away on the ship’s prow, huge amounts of power poured into the tiny, intricate conduits of the most sophisticated active scanner the human mind could conceive, and Fructidor peered billions of parsecs ahead into the strange folds of hyperspace.

The lights slowly began glowing again as they heard the sound of rushing water and detritus clanking against the flooded first floor, and Vanya’s screen blacked out and then came back on to display a loading bar.

SCAN COMPLETE. ESTIMATED TIME REMAINING TO MODEL COMPLETION: SIX HOURS, FORTY-SEVEN MINUTES.


They all sighed, and Vanya shrugged. “Go have another cig while we wait, I guess? Someone should go wake Mo up when it’s almost done, too.”

The lights suddenly flicked back off, and the sound of rushing water below intensified. The three astronomers looked at each other, puzzled– but suddenly Vanya went rigid, his eyes bulging and fingers flexed so every tendon in his hands stood out.

“Van, are you–”

Sam felt their mind and perception skip a beat, and came to somewhere else. They weren’t touching the floor, they couldn’t hear the myna birds or the tsunami sirens– there was only blackness all around, but floating just out of reach they could see Vanya, too. They were looking at him from behind, but somehow could see his face, which bore an expression of primal terror that Sam had only seen on a few faces before in their whole long life. Not just his face, but somehow his insides, too, were visible– a fast-pulsing heart, bowels wriggling slightly as they instinctively evacuated, his brain floating serenely in the confines of his skull. But as they watched, each organ began drifting, migrating in different directions, passing through his skin and bones and even each other like brushing aside a veil. His mouth was clearly open, but Sam couldn’t hear him screaming, and a moment later they were standing exactly where they had been in the office.

Vanya was gone, and Aleida was looking at them in utter befuddlement.
“What the fuck just happened? Where did you go? Where’s Vanya?”

The lights came back on, and Fructidor abruptly dropped out of hyperspace, knocking Sam and Aleida to their knees. Sam threw up, more from shock than the immediate gravity sickness, and saw blood and black fluid.

“Sam?”

Poor Vanya. What had been doing that to him? What had they just learned?

PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2023 12:53 am
by Senkaku
The Solar Emperor List, or, Chronicle of the One Imperium



Notes On Translation:
This list was compiled from a variety of monumental stelae and data vaults on the ruined early human settlements of Procyon and Fomalhaut, believed to date back to the First Post-Solar Expansion period. Few of these were discovered in good condition, and their content often differs: emperors arranged in different orders and with different dates and names, sometimes as a result of errors in recording or damage to data storage devices, other times as a result of political propaganda influencing record-makers’ editorial decisions.

The best-known consensus translation among contemporary archaeologists and historians, created with the aid of extragalactic hyperspace retro-observation, begins with a number of ancient Terran emperors who supposedly ruled before its final war, and ends with some of the early sub-luminal expansion dynasties of Sol. While considered useful for broad historiographic outlines of the Late Terminal Terran period and the chronologies of some First Solar period dynasties, it is no longer revered as it once was by the initial Perseid compilers who arrived in Procyon and treated it as a reliable source for the actual dynastic chronologies of Pre-Technological Terra.


After Romulus’s crucifixion, the lemur was anointed, and bore the imperium as it descended from heaven to Rome.
In Rome, Iskandar slew his father-husband Ed to become emperor; they ruled for 3,880 years.
The Jaguar became emperor; they ruled for 2,100 years.
Ashurbanipal ruled for 3,000 years.
Three emperors; they ruled for 8,980 years.

Then Rome fell, and the imperium was taken to Atlantis.
In Atlantis, Regina ruled for 4,320 years.
Moloch took the imperium; they ruled for 2,800 years, and carved the first stelae.
Prometheus ruled for 1,300 years.
Jeb ruled for 500 years.
Four emperors; they ruled for 8,920 years.

Then Atlantis fell, and the imperium was taken to Serica.
In Serica, A Crab became emperor; they ruled for 2,800 years.
Shenyang Papi ruled for 1,500 years.
Two emperors; they ruled for 4,300 years.

Then Serica fell, and the imperium was taken by the Arctic fleet.
Among the Arctic fleet, Xuanzong became emperor; they ruled for 1,800 years.
Hongwu ruled for 800 years.
Platon Magnitogorsky ruled for 100 years.
The Massalian ruled for 700 years.
Subutai ruled for 200 years.
Iceberg Papi ruled for 100 years.
Trajan ruled for 250 years.
Seven emperors; they ruled for 3,950 years.

Then the Arctic fleet was destroyed, and the imperium was taken to Antarctica.
In Antarctica, Cleon became emperor; they ruled for 450 years.
Patecatl, full clone successor of Cleon, ruled for 300 years.
Painal, a clone of some relation, ruled for 150 years.
Bonaparte, a field clone, ruled for 225 years.
Four emperors; they ruled for 1,125 years.

Then the great war swept over. After the war had swept over, and the imperium had ascended from Terra, the imperium was on Luna.
On Luna, Yung Hippolyta became emperor; they ruled for 360 years.
Lightning Bug and Beaverface became co-emperors; they ruled for 360 years.
Three emperors ruled for 720 years.

Then Luna fell, and the imperium was taken to Elfive.
On Elfive, Paris and Helen became co-emperors; they ruled for 400 years.
Artaxerxes assumed the imperium; they ruled for 150 years.
The based Elagabalus, the ecologist, ruled for 500 years.
Three emperors; they ruled for 1,050 years.

Then Elfive fell, and the imperium was taken to Elthree.
On Elthree, Elevator Mami ruled for 220 years.
Musubi ruled for 30 years.
A Moose ruled for 100 years.
Little Moose, full clone successor of A Moose, ruled for 60 years.
Four emperors; they ruled for 410 years.

Then Elthree was defeated, and the imperium was taken to Phobos.
On Phobos, Laser Head became emperor; they ruled for 80 years.
Neon Memnon ruled for 100 years.
Achilles ruled for 250 years.
Hector of Yukon ruled for 100 years.
Elthree Papi ruled for 65 years.
Ahuizotl ruled for 150 years.
At Knifepoint became emperor; they ruled for 50 years.
Six emperors; they ruled for 795 years.

Then Phobos fell, and the imperium was taken to Olympus.
On Olympus, Xochipilli became emperor, they ruled for 350 years.
Chatchiuhtlicue ruled for 70 years.
Saturn ruled for 250 years.
Zeus ruled for 250 years.
Hades ruled for 250 years.
Hercules ruled for 250 years.
Hector of Jutland ruled for 100 years.
Shiny Bayonet, nephew-proximity clone of Xochipilli, ruled for 20 years.
Eight emperors; they ruled for 1,540 years.

Then Olympus fell, and the imperium was taken to Marinera.
In Marinera, Mario became emperor, and ruled for 300 years.
Noodles ruled for 400 years.
A Turtle ruled for 50 years.
Three emperors; they ruled for 750 years.

Then Marinera was defeated and the imperium was taken to Ceres.
In Ceres, Criticality, the code-bearer of Demeter, whose creche and phalanstery was a scrapyard, assumed the imperium, became the emperor of Ceres, who built Ceres, they ruled for 560 years.
Bright Pixel, natural child of Criticality, became emperor and ruled for 440 years.
Agrippina, natural child of Bright Pixel, ruled for 300 years.
Livia, nephew-proximity clone of Agrippina, ruled for 80 years.
Naram-Sin, nephew-proximity clone of Criticality, ruled for 400 years.
West-Gazing Poppy, full clone successor of Naram-Sin, ruled for 50 years.
Speargun Eel, clone of some dynastic extraction, ruled for 80 years.
Cerian Papi, a relative of Speargun Eel, ruled for 90 years.
Six Shooter, an older marriage relation of Naram-Sin, ruled for 160 years.
Then who had imperium? Who did not have imperium?
Vespasian was emperor, Yongle was emperor, Poliorcetes was emperor, Simba was emperor, Chocolate Pudding was emperor, Soyboi was emperor; those six emperors ruled 25 years.
Bloody Hatchet ruled for 50 years.
Switchblade, nephew-proximity clone of Bloody Hatchet, ruled for 80 years.
Fifteen emperors; they ruled for 2,315 years.

Then Ceres was defeated, and the imperium was returned to Luna.
Macuahuitl, natural child of a nephew-proximity clone of Speargun Eel, became emperor; they ruled for 320 years.
Sabertooth Papi ruled for 125 years.
Tahoma ruled for 150 years.
Three emperors; they ruled for 595 years.

Then Luna was defeated, and the imperium was taken by the Kuiper fleet.
Among the Kuiper fleet, an admiral whose name is unknown became emperor; they ruled for 20 years.
Fiery Presence ruled for 5 years.
Shasta ruled for 20 years.
Axayacatl ruled for 15 years.
Platon of Pluto ruled for 5 years.
Nelson ruled for 4 years.
Kuiper Papi ruled for 10 years.
Hector of Deimos ruled for 10 years.
Hypergluteus ruled for 10 years.
Yamamoto ruled for 15 years.
Gyoza ruled for 20 years.
Kulshan ruled for 4 years.
Dirty Snowball ruled for 10 years.
Halley’s Dilf ruled for 10 years.
Dancing Orchid ruled for 15 years.
Disposable Razor ruled for 5 years.
Sinatra ruled for 9 years.
Two others whose names are unknown ruled for 6 years.
Eighteen emperors; they ruled for 193 years.

Then the Kuiper fleet was destroyed, and the imperium passed out of Sol to the far stations of the galaxy.