(No wars, no one-liners)
8:03AM, Tuesday, 2014
It was an unusually sunny day within the capital city of Arstotzika (Grestin). Men in overalls walked to work while some drove through the congested streets. Three men in Ushankas, hooded jackets and sneakers walked to a large cul-de-sac with a rotating golden statue (that always faces the sun) of Eternal Leader in the centre. The looked at each other and nodded, then pulled out a Kolechian made RA-88 (AK-74 copy). The men commenced firing at various civilians who fell like flies being swatted.
It wasn't even a minute before police cars pulled up at the terrorist's location. The cars created a straight line which was supposed to be a shield of some sort. The police officers fired at the terrorists who hid behind the statue of Him, but none died. Instead, a large explosion ripped through the cul-de-sac and toppled the statue of Him and killed all the police officers and destroyed a few buildings. Civilians ran in horror not knowing what in earth had just happened. This was not the first to have happened, however. Earlier this year another suicide attack happened near a humanitarian aid encampment. And it was not the las to have happened today, either.
3:44PM, Tuesday, 2014
It was a dull day at the border town of Vishnky. A small immigration office allowed and disallowed foreigners into the Glorious Land. A tall man wearing a taqiyah and long pants and long sleeved shirt entered the office. The small immigration officer said in a monotone voice,
"Papers please." The man said nothing. The immigration officer shot him a glare and repeated, "Papers please." The man fumbled around under his shirt and pulled out a detonator. He crackled wickedly and hissed at the woman "I am not here to enter this foul nation! Kolechia is supreme! GLORY TO KOLECHIA!" The man pressed a red button and the immigration office blew up and pieces of concrete were sent flying all around. Seven men in the line pulled out Micro-Uzis and began shooting at any civilian that the eye could see. Bloodcurdling screeches and howls of agony erupted. Border guards quickly readied their weapons and neutralized the terrorists quickly. The attacks followed mass executions of some more Kolechian terrorists where they were lined up against a brick wall and beaten to death with car tools. The State has already blamed Kolechia, but they have said nothing on the matter.
