Al-Quidah legalizes torture and execution!

[Chetssaland]

We condemn you for your actions.

[Birkaine]

We, as a great nation, believe that slaves are inefficient, especially when you need to get millions of gallons of oil fast. We could always move our installations into your oil fields, if you like.

[Augmark]

Augmark would like to export the "Swing Saw" to Al-Quidah

It involves a chainsaw dangling from a pully system and a track across the ceiling, where it slowly moves around swinging around the room, until it hits the person in the middle.

Al-Quidah accepts, we would like to export "The spinner" it involves a alive body, going into a roll of barbed wire, a machience the rotates the barbed wire, along with the body inside it, to a horozontil angle, were it will start top spin, causing the body to toss around and get stabbed by the barbed wires.

We also accept such a ingenius device. It will be examined by our finest scientists. We would also like to set up an agreement, where some of our top businessmen and women, can come to your nation, and torture your criminals, to build up reputations in the market. This would bring revenue to your nation, directly from teh pockets of corporations, and set up a very profitable business.

[Al Quidah]

We, as a great nation, believe that slaves are inefficient, especially when you need to get millions of gallons of oil fast. We could always move our installations into your oil fields, if you like.

We do have machiences but they run on man power, meaning 50 slaves must crank a large lever all at once, to make the whole mechansim move. We will try this, along with the hand digging, after their labor they will be guillotined or incenerated.

[Birkaine]

Excellent, we are glad we can do business with such a resource-rich nation. We will provide the tanker ships, since your country's vessels seem to be under the vigilance of several countries.

[Al Quidah]

Augmark would like to export the "Swing Saw" to Al-Quidah

It involves a chainsaw dangling from a pully system and a track across the ceiling, where it slowly moves around swinging around the room, until it hits the person in the middle.

Al-Quidah accepts, we would like to export "The spinner" it involves a alive body, going into a roll of barbed wire, a machience the rotates the barbed wire, along with the body inside it, to a horozontil angle, were it will start top spin, causing the body to toss around and get stabbed by the barbed wires.

We also accept such a ingenius device. It will be examined by our finest scientists. We would also like to set up an agreement, where some of our top businessmen and women, can come to your nation, and torture your criminals, to build up reputations in the market. This would bring revenue to your nation, directly from teh pockets of corporations, and set up a very profitable business.

We are pleased you have accepted are offer, however we cannot sign the aggrement, you requested at this time.

[Al Quidah]

Excellent, we are glad we can do business with such a resource-rich nation. We will provide the tanker ships, since your country's vessels seem to be under the vigilance of several countries.

Exellent, we must also ask that in return for the oil, you give us 500 fresh cadavers (dead bodys), they head must be decapated of all of them, as I need them to do expiremnts on my other torture/execution devices.

[Augmark]

Very Well, it can be postponed

we also are currently using a technique, where the human is skinned alive, but in away as to avoid fatal blood loss. It is then tied to a meat hangar, and sprayed with citrus acid and rubbing alcohol, every hour on the hour. After 6 hours, it is vindisected, and the remains recycled to produce methane gas for energy purposes.

[Hukradia]

After 30 minutes of tense discussion, a randomly detained panel of stricken Hukradian villagers (abb. RDPSHV) has given the following statement:
Why would you legalise torture when you can carry on doing it illegaly without the need for an international incident?

Shortly followed by:
We believe Al-Quidah to be asking for a fight.

The delegates were then released without notable incident.


This was the 46th gathering of a RDPSHV since the founding of our great nation.

Captain A.Juarez, Hukradian Policia Municipal

Reply

We are not looking for a fight, we are not aggresive unless we need to be. We have plenty of nuclear goods. We would like to legalize, because, we would like to promote the use of torture and execution world wide.

After a brief roundup session, discussions recommence with a newly randomly detained panel of stricken Hukradian villagers. It has given the following statement:
Sounds like a threat to us. This is quite clearly antagonistic posturing, and if our country were in posession of any missiles of range greater than 75 miles (NB. Approximate estimate) we would reply with an equally arrogant message alluding to use of WMDs. Since we do not, we must content ourselves with taking the upper ground by expressing disapproval, as a civilized nation of intellectuals.


One delegate had to be reminded of his duty as a patriotic Hukradian for attempting to leave the debate while it was in progress. Moderate concussion.


This was the 47th gathering of a RDPSHV since the founding of our great nation.

Captain A.Juarez, Hukradian Policia Municipal

[Birkaine]

Excellent, we are glad we can do business with such a resource-rich nation. We will provide the tanker ships, since your country's vessels seem to be under the vigilance of several countries.

Exellent, we must also ask that in return for the oil, you give us 500 fresh cadavers (dead bodys), they head must be decapated of all of them, as I need them to do expiremnts on my other torture/execution devices.

Do you accept animals?

[Breotania]

Breotania usually imposes a clean shot in the head by a commanding officer for any executions. Seems like this nation is not quite efficient at cleaning out its worst prisoners with these many slow-execution devices.

[Northern Survivalists]

The Armed Republic of Northern Survivalists finds lethal injections - 100% toxins with 0% sedatives is sufficient punishment...

The accused is conscious for the duration of the toxin's effects

[Al Quidah]

Very Well, it can be postponed

we also are currently using a technique, where the human is skinned alive, but in away as to avoid fatal blood loss. It is then tied to a meat hangar, and sprayed with citrus acid and rubbing alcohol, every hour on the hour. After 6 hours, it is vindisected, and the remains recycled to produce methane gas for energy purposes.

Well, this is an amazing production. We are also devoloping a device called the Killdo, its essiently a 30 foot long Dildo, attached to a pengulum. The victim goes on all fours, naked, with his anus facing the Killdo, the large dildo attached to the pengulum, then swings at around 140km /h s it goes throgh the anus, and should penetrate the stomach

[Al Quidah]

Excellent, we are glad we can do business with such a resource-rich nation. We will provide the tanker ships, since your country's vessels seem to be under the vigilance of several countries.

Exellent, we must also ask that in return for the oil, you give us 500 fresh cadavers (dead bodys), they head must be decapated of all of them, as I need them to do expiremnts on my other torture/execution devices.

Do you accept animals?

Nope, sorry. Human Bodys only

[Augmark]

Very Well, it can be postponed

we also are currently using a technique, where the human is skinned alive, but in away as to avoid fatal blood loss. It is then tied to a meat hangar, and sprayed with citrus acid and rubbing alcohol, every hour on the hour. After 6 hours, it is vindisected, and the remains recycled to produce methane gas for energy purposes.

Well, this is an amazing production. We are also devoloping a device called the Killdo, its essiently a 30 foot long Dildo, attached to a pengulum. The victim goes on all fours, naked, with his anus facing the Killdo, the large dildo attached to the pengulum, then swings at around 140km /h s it goes throgh the anus, and should penetrate the stomach

ooc: LOL too far! (but not really )

ic:

Our top scientists have recently created a device, involving a large flat steel plate. The victim is tied to it, facing down. Slowly, the plate pushes the victim against a tungsten fine mesh screen. The remains plop into a large pool of churning goop, that becomes various ingredients for several fast food chains.

[Korintar]

Official Statement of the Free Democracy of Korintar:

The Korintari Government condemns the actions of the sovereign government of Al-Quidah as cruel and barbaric, for though we do have canings, castration, and execution by nitrogen asphyxiation, we only punish in accordance to the crime committed: assault, armed robbery, and child abuse are punishable by caning- not exceeding forty strikes- as is attempted murder, castration (anesthesia is used) is reserved for dangerous sexual predators and confirmed rapists, and execution is reserved for armed rebellion, and serial or bigotry inspired murder. Other crimes are dealt with through community service, fines, recompensation, and mandatory counseling sessions.

When Dir Oltavi heard of the torture and execution policy... along with the gruesome acts that would be afflicted upon prisoners, as chief Korintari diplomat he said things that were not at all diplomatic or civil in nature. Trust us, when he makes references to personally, um, assaulting foreign diplomats and uses expletives incessantly, then he is most infuriated. Once he calmed down, he contacted Dirs Konstado and Ighadi to ascertain what to do in this situation. As a result, the Popular Assembly, the Senate, and the Supreme Economic Council has agreed to place an embargo and travel ban against Al-Quidah. This will be strictly enforced by the Korintari military.

Any airplane from Korintar going to Al-Quidah or in Korintari airspace suspected to be from Al-Quidah will immediately be detained. Any ship that does like wise will be detained by the navy. Any individual that does cyber business transactions with Al-Quidahn businesses will be detained by either the army or natikodi. Any Al-Quidahn goods already in Korintar will have 150% tariff attached to them, as well as any foreign made good that has components of Al-Quidahn origin. All companies that do business with or originate in Al-Quidah will be expelled, by force if necessary.- FDK, signed by all members of assemblies, Directory, People's Court of the Inquisition, and Supreme Economic Council.

[TurboKill]

Message from the Empire of Turbokill

From:The Emperor of Turbokill
To:The King of Al-Quidah

We support your use of torture and execution as it will save your nation time and money.
However, we wish that you reserve the use of torture and execution to only prisoners that have committed heinous crimes such as rape, treachery,murder and so fourth. Also we wish that your nation use anesthesia on prisoners that are to be executed.

[Al Quidah]

Message from the Empire of Turbokill

From:The Emperor of Turbokill
To:The King of Al-Quidah

We support your use of torture and execution as it will save your nation time and money.
However, we wish that you reserve the use of torture and execution to only prisoners that have committed heinous crimes such as rape, treachery,murder and so fourth. Also we wish that your nation use anesthesia on prisoners that are to be executed.

We are happy you support are new policy's, we regret to inform you that you request, cannot be met, at this time.

[UNITED TRIAGE]

we United Triage condems the nation of these actions and hereby call on an immidiate cease of these idiotic ways of running your nation

[Sorgan]

To: The Monarchy of Al Quidah.
From: The Democratically Free Nation of Ursava.

We condemn your unnecessary actions sir, torturing and executing prisoners with no stated reason and a limit of simply three years? You are a ridiculous people who obviously have no clue as to how to properly rule a government. While we do possess the death sentence it must be something greater than being sentenced to three or more years of prison. The DFN of Ursava declares that your nation's actions are those of barbarians and uneducated savages. We hereby put a embargo on all Al Quidah trade ships coming in to the nation of Ursava. All Al Quidah vessels will hereby be siezed and their crews deported whle all businesses will be taken and their owners removed.

*Reply*

We are sad to hear this, although we would like to send a 1 day old cadever (dead body/corpse) to your nation, as a sign of are regret. Its a finest cadever, It's 2 seperate units, head and body. Although there is a embargo, so we cannot send the shipment. Soon we will be selling dead bodys, to other nations, to make money.

and thus began a new import/Export dead bodies.Plus no death by train or giant bolder on string knocking some off a building into a sharp pit on fire?

[Revolvisia]

Ouch... No wonder people hate you Al Quidah. You employ contraptions of death that Edgar Allen Poe would be sickened by... Even I do not go so far as to harm my own people...

What brought on this bout of hate for your fellow countrymen?

[Al Quidah]

Ouch... No wonder people hate you Al Quidah. You employ contraptions of death that Edgar Allen Poe would be sickened by... Even I do not go so far as to harm my own people...

What brought on this bout of hate for your fellow countrymen?

OOC: Have you heard about or other devices, the Killdo, its much worse, ask someone if you dont now, or look in other threads.

IC:

We only exuecute or torture criminals, it scares the citizens into not breaking the law, and it seems to be effective.

[Sorgan]

Not even doom music justifys tortureing humans

[Revolvisia]

Ouch... No wonder people hate you Al Quidah. You employ contraptions of death that Edgar Allen Poe would be sickened by... Even I do not go so far as to harm my own people...

What brought on this bout of hate for your fellow countrymen?

OOC: Have you heard about or other devices, the Killdo, its much worse, ask someone if you dont now, or look in other threads.

IC:

We only exuecute or torture criminals, it scares the citizens into not breaking the law, and it seems to be effective.

Let it be known that the fact that you and your machinations even exist is enough for cause to rise to DEFCON 4. Seriously. Keep yourself and everything associated with you the hell away from my nation.

[UNITED TRIAGE]

what kind of government is it that rules with fear?

Ouch... No wonder people hate you Al Quidah. You employ contraptions of death that Edgar Allen Poe would be sickened by... Even I do not go so far as to harm my own people...

What brought on this bout of hate for your fellow countrymen?

OOC: Have you heard about or other devices, the Killdo, its much worse, ask someone if you dont now, or look in other threads.

IC:

We only exuecute or torture criminals, it scares the citizens into not breaking the law, and it seems to be effective.