
by The greater Vakolicci Haven » Thu Oct 09, 2014 12:42 pm

by Yalos » Thu Oct 09, 2014 4:42 pm

by Havensky » Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:18 pm
Do you remember the name of the last waiter who served you at a restaurant? Or ever been to one of those really fancy parties that have trays of food and drinks roaming around so you don't have to bother going to the bar - you just pick up a glass? Remember any of their names? What they looked like? No? If it was a business trip, then there's pretty much no chance. You don't remember because that's the world we live in. You've been trained by society to think that way. The waitress, the taxi driver, the janitor, the tech fixing the IT in your office. You notice them and then quickly forget them. Which is fine for me. I don't want you to remember me. That would be counterproductive.
In case you've missed it, I'm a man of about average height. I'm in decent shape, but not athletic. My hairstyle is 'in fashion' but not so much that it's interesting. I won't bother telling you my eye color. You'll notice the glasses before that and right after you'll turn back to whatever super-important conversation you were having.
I used to want to be an actor. They all told me I had the talent, but I just wasn't 'memorable' enough to get the parts. I had a forgettable face. That, and in the country of my birth, the arts are not...prized. I'd be a voice actor for cartoons since I can speak about any accent you'd ask for. But, I'm not particularly funny. There's really only been two people who've really appreciate my acting talents. My adorable husband and my employer.
What? Your 'gay-dar' didn't go off just now? Don't worry, I'm used to hiding that little fact. Terrible things happen to people like me in the country of my birth. It's probably why I became such a good actor. I've been acting like somebody else for most of my life. When I got to my new country, I didn't have to act anymore. Nobody cared who I decided to love or marry or anything. There was a mind-blowing normalcy to it that to this day still surprises me. When we first started dating, my husband used to think I was just bashful about public displays of affection. Took awhile for him to understand that a peck on the cheek would get you killed in my hometown. Oh, you're probably wondering about my employer?
The cinemas get the whole spy thing entirely wrong. A tall handsome man in a sharp suit running around blowing things up is going to get noticed. The whole point is to go about unnoticed. The explosions and the shootings and the macho galavanting with women is just insulting to the whole trade. You're not going to notice me. You'll ignore me. Last week I was a waiter. This week I’m the gremlin fixing the wifi.
Speaking of tech, you know the other silly thing people do? They carry around all their personal information in their pockets and send out the intimate details of their lives over the air out into the ether without even thinking about it. I mean, you people understand how cell phones work right? You send a text message to your wife/an email to your boss/a 'private' chat to your mistress and it goes straight to whatever cell tower your phone thinks is closest. It’s even worse when you’re phone is sending the stuff over wifi. You assume that the tower is just passing the message along never imagining that it could be recording everything. To be truthful, most don't do that... unless it's a smaller cell and wifi repeater like the one in my bag. Sure, it’ll bounce your message to a real cell tower eventually - but not before it sends the message contents to my employer. I mean, I don't even have to get anywhere close to you to bug your phone.
I know, your messages are supposed to be encrypted because you use that popular service that everyone else uses. Fine, in addition to employing featureless actors they also employ quite a few people who are good at computers.
So why bother with all this effort? Why come to a place where I'm certain to be surrounded by bad guys? It's simple. Scientia potentia est - Knowledge is power. In my new country, I never have to fear the secret police. There's no extremist right wing militia hunting me for sport. I've grown to appreciate that.
We're a smaller nation compared to the giants that walk the Earth - but we're clever. We're good at machines and good at computers. A conference of nations gathering to make plans for 'expansion' certainly gets our attention. We're not sure if we're even a target, but forewarned is forearmed and we're perfectly willing to serve wine and bread to our enemies if that means keeping one step ahead of them.

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