Tuva SSR Declares War On Heco

[Irav]

In the house of the people the Iravian president Vincent Hoges held a speech for the 487 representatives.

''Gentlemen, we all know what happened with our allies North Timeria and Heco. Both of those nations are fighting a bloody and pointless war against this New Tuva SSR and some of it's allies. Currently our army is spread around the globe fighting foreign nations for our safety. These deployments are soo much that we cannot fight effectivly without leaving our home archipelago undefended. This is however still a war in which we need to help out our allies. That is why I suggest we start funding the Hecovian and North Timerian governments with billions of NSD to fund the war efford of both nations.

Votes
For - 302
Abstain - 75
Against - 110

Irav will now start funding both governments in this war. With sending billions of NSD to them.

[North Timeria]

North Timeria will call on the NTHC Ascendancy & it's fleet to engage in space warfare.North Timeria will also consider activation of the GAP space station.

[Balenderg]

The Hecvian shit squadron members who survived throw shit at a Tuva SSR police man. Then they piss a over him and them attack from behind and shove shit down his throat.

I am surprised your people have not all died of diseases, and I'm surprised they are willing to tough human shit and pee on people.

[Cheffins Mancunia]

Mancunia realising Heco's needs pays for new Shit Squadron with cholera and typhoid mixed into the feaces.

[Heco]

"ergghh WHAT THE FU-" screams the police man as shit gets shoved down this throat
A survivor swallows more laxatives and shits on his eyes
Another pisses on it.
Then the police man dies
A pile of grisly watery shit on him mixed with smooth shit
piss drips every where.
"Lets go" orders shit master Edward.

[Heco]

The Hecvian shit squadron members who survived throw shit at a Tuva SSR police man. Then they piss a over him and them attack from behind and shove shit down his throat.

I am surprised your people have not all died of diseases, and I'm surprised they are willing to tough human shit and pee on people.

Dont worry they were homeless they are used to it.

[Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms]

"ergghh WHAT THE FU-" screams the police man as shit gets shoved down this throat
A survivor swallows more laxatives and shits on his eyes
Another pisses on it.
Then the police man dies
A pile of grisly watery shit on him mixed with smooth shit
piss drips every where.
"Lets go" orders shit master Edward.

OOC:
dafuq
I wouldn't be surprised if that was bordering on actionable.

[Grand Russian Federation]

"ergghh WHAT THE FU-" screams the police man as shit gets shoved down this throat
A survivor swallows more laxatives and shits on his eyes
Another pisses on it.
Then the police man dies
A pile of grisly watery shit on him mixed with smooth shit
piss drips every where.
"Lets go" orders shit master Edward.

OOC:
dafuq
I wouldn't be surprised if that was bordering on actionable.

It does in fact seem very excessive and not appropriate for serious RP.

[Afro-Euasia]

The afro-euasian army invades Tuva SSR and supports revolts and supports democratic rebels in Tuva,while the bombers are sent to Tuva to destroy farmland and a toxic bomb has been deployed in lakes,any rivers that link to the oceans will not be bombed by the toxin,and the afro-euasian navy has been ordered to patrol Tuva and destroy all aircraft and ship,and declares Tuva as a no-sail zone or no-fly zone,all planes and ships will be shot down.

[Heco]

They spot another police man

They Attack him from behind and hold him down as some of the men shit all over him
Another shits down his throat
"WHAT THE HOLY FUDCGEHT URTHFB GB Gurgle" Says the police man as he drowns in shit
"Lets keep moving" Says the Shit master

[Balenderg]

I am surprised your people have not all died of diseases, and I'm surprised they are willing to tough human shit and pee on people.

Dont worry they were homeless they are used to it.

That does not make them immune to disease.

[Heco]

Dont worry they were homeless they are used to it.

That does not make them immune to disease.

They are immune as their parents parents parents parents had it they have a natural immunity

[Afro-Euasia]

That does not make them immune to disease.

They are immune as their parents parents parents parents had it they have a natural immunity

OOC:I should buy a shit squad to kill heco's leader.

[Heco]

They are immune as their parents parents parents parents had it they have a natural immunity

OOC:I should buy a shit squad to kill heco's leader.

Sorry my shit squads are the best.

The shit squadron finds police man after police man drowning him in shit and eating him after to make more shit.
They are killing all in their path with shit.
A baby is found they decide to raise it with the art of shit.

[Afro-Euasia]

OOC:
dafuq
I wouldn't be surprised if that was bordering on actionable.

It does in fact seem very excessive and not appropriate for serious RP.

Dont worry,Heco=Hoboland,theres no rich.

[Balenderg]

That does not make them immune to disease.

They are immune as their parents parents parents parents had it they have a natural immunity

That's not how genes work. Immunity, even with 2 people with immunity genes, only has a low percent chance of actually passing down generations. And when you get a disease and survive it, you do not instantly get full immunity from it, immunity can wear off and doesn't start instantly.

[Heco]

It does in fact seem very excessive and not appropriate for serious RP.

Dont worry,Heco=Hoboland,theres no rich.

A lot of rich.
This is what the homeless do.

[Balenderg]

Dont worry,Heco=Hoboland,theres no rich.

A lot of rich.
This is what the homeless do.

All of them are willing to do that?

[Heco]

They are immune as their parents parents parents parents had it they have a natural immunity

That's not how genes work. Immunity, even with 2 people with immunity genes, only has a low percent chance of actually passing down generations. And when you get a disease and survive it, you do not instantly get full immunity from it, immunity can wear off and doesn't start instantly.

A shit jet bombs a Balen city with shit.

[North Timeria]

North Timerian Bombers begin bombing SSR military bases & industrial areas. Also North Timeria will deploy chance class submarines around the globe.

[Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms]

They are immune as their parents parents parents parents had it they have a natural immunity

That's not how genes work. Immunity, even with 2 people with immunity genes, only has a low percent chance of actually passing down generations. And when you get a disease and survive it, you do not instantly get full immunity from it, immunity can wear off and doesn't start instantly.

OOC: Now's not the time to be educating Heco on biology, even if he sorely needs it due to his misunderstanding of immunology.

[Heco]

A lot of rich.
This is what the homeless do.

All of them are willing to do that?

Yes They are fed.

[Balenderg]

That's not how genes work. Immunity, even with 2 people with immunity genes, only has a low percent chance of actually passing down generations. And when you get a disease and survive it, you do not instantly get full immunity from it, immunity can wear off and doesn't start instantly.

A shit jet bombs a Balen city with shit.

Godmodding. We've had Anti-Air guns set up due to a recent civil war, and could easily blast down your planes. You don't have an infinite stock, you don't have infinite shit, and your people are not all willing to stuff shit down people's throats, and they are not all immune to disease.

[Heco]

A shit jet bombs a Balen city with shit.

Godmodding. We've had Anti-Air guns set up due to a recent civil war, and could easily blast down your planes. You don't have an infinite stock, you don't have infinite shit, and your people are not all willing to stuff shit down people's throats, and they are not all immune to disease.

The homeless are to get food and cash.

[Grand Russian Federation]

Godmodding. We've had Anti-Air guns set up due to a recent civil war, and could easily blast down your planes. You don't have an infinite stock, you don't have infinite shit, and your people are not all willing to stuff shit down people's throats, and they are not all immune to disease.

The homeless are to get food and cash.

Some have morals. Also, most police officers have guns, tasers, batons, or something like that. They would quite easily gun down your so called 'shit troopers'.