Tuva SSR Declares War On Heco

[Heco]

The People's Republic of Cedoria will be withdrawing it's monitoring team inside Heco as a result of the danger posed to them by Tuvan military actions. Since we have cultivated good relations with both these nations, we invite both the Tuvan Premier and the Hecovian King to come to our capital, Poras, for peaceful negotiations with Cedoria overseeing as a mediator.
A ceasefire must first be effected
Please come immediately if this is acceptable to you.
Yours
Chairman Vallance Vallen

Heco agrees
The drop ship with the king inside heads to Cedoria

[New Tuva SSR]

Until further advancements against Heco are taken,The Treaty of Poras will remain on hold.

Meanwhile,Afro-Eurasian Aircraft have been decided as "top targets" for stealth bombers.

On land,Tuvan troops are locked in a stalemate.A plan is being decided by Field Marshal oog-Sham and Grand Admiral Emil Petrayev.

[Heco]

how are you all on my land when I'm and island nation with a wall surrounding it

[New Tuva SSR]

how are you all on my land when I'm and island nation with a wall surrounding it

OOC: Paratrooping.

[Central Asian Republics]

The FCAR decides the postpone invasion until further notice.
(OOC: I'm actually just playing Jailbreak on Garry's Mod)

[North Timeria]

North Timerian Air and naval support will be provided to heco as requested. Also 10000 marines will begin deployment to defend Heco

Today North Timeria's president will authorize B-36 bombers to bomb SSR targets and cripple their economy.

[Heco]

The Heco shit Squadron arrives for refuelling and re shitstock
"Soon" Says Shitmaster Edward we will bomb Tuva SSR if peace is not accomplished."
The Shitmaster put on his shit covered shit master hat and walked into the shit squadron building which is full of shit.
"Soon a unholy wave of shit will flood Tuva SSR cities and towns to show them who dangerous Hecovian shit is."
He says
"Sir" Said Shit man Rogers "The planes will prepared for dumping in 14 hours. The shit trucks will arrive in 6 hours"
"good" He said 'I wonder why they stationed us so far away from everything." Said the shit master as he puts on a shit covered jacket.

[New Tuva SSR]

Tuva SSR has invaded North Timeria for supporting Heco.Field Marshal oog-Sham says that he unprovokedly attacked because "we need to get them before they get us".Carpet bombers are spreading over both countries (North Timeria and Heco).

[Heco]

Tuva SSR has invaded North Timeria for supporting Heco.Field Marshal oog-Sham says that he unprovokedly attacked because "we need to get them before they get us".Carpet bombers are spreading over both countries (North Timeria and Heco).

The Heco Shit fleet launches and bombs Tuva SSR cities.
Hecovian AA guns prepare to shoot down Tuva aircraft and civilians are sent underground

[New Tuva SSR]

The Shit fleet has been decimated by Tuvan anti-aircraft guns,and citizens are moving into bunkers.

With Hecoan citizens underground,Tuvan troops have taken large amounts of uninhabited land.Tuva now controls over half of Heco.

[North Timeria]

An attack on North Timeria....outrageous... North Timerian destroyers and cruisers patrol North Timerian water and the Army and National guard have been deployed throughout North Timeria. If needed orbital weapons will be used.

[Balenderg]

Balenderg sides with New Tuva SSR against Heco, due to supporting a fellow communist/socialist nation against a horrible criminal nation. And fortunately, orbital satellites are very easy to spot and take out of the sky. We begin firing on the satellites to protect the Tuva SSR.

[Heco]

The Shit fleet has been decimated by Tuvan anti-aircraft guns,and citizens are moving into bunkers.

With Hecoan citizens underground,Tuvan troops have taken large amounts of uninhabited land.Tuva now controls over half of Heco.

No they don't
OOC: HECO IS A ISLAND!!!
WITH A COASTAL WALL
MY NAVY PATROLS 24/7
So no they don't

[Heco]

The Shit fleet has been decimated by Tuvan anti-aircraft guns,and citizens are moving into bunkers.

With Hecoan citizens underground,Tuvan troops have taken large amounts of uninhabited land.Tuva now controls over half of Heco.

"Fuck We only dropped most of the shit" Yells shit master edwards "Abort"
The hundreds of men in the shit squadron parachute into tuva SSR
They throw shit at every person they see.

[Heco]

Balenderg sides with New Tuva SSR against Heco, due to supporting a fellow communist/socialist nation against a horrible criminal nation. And fortunately, orbital satellites are very easy to spot and take out of the sky. We begin firing on the satellites to protect the Tuva SSR.

Satellites are in space.
Shells and bombs cant hit them.

[Balenderg]

Balenderg denounces Heco for polluting the world with shit and pee, and encourages all nations to sanction and embargo them due to their reliance on trade

OOC: Islands have got to rely on trade.

[Balenderg]

Balenderg sides with New Tuva SSR against Heco, due to supporting a fellow communist/socialist nation against a horrible criminal nation. And fortunately, orbital satellites are very easy to spot and take out of the sky. We begin firing on the satellites to protect the Tuva SSR.

Satellites are in space.
Shells and bombs cant hit them.

No, but specialized cannons can. OOC: And stop God-modding, please.

[Heco]

Satellites are in space.
Shells and bombs cant hit them.

No, but specialized cannons can. OOC: And stop God-modding, please.

What kind of cannon? Cannons are pretty old.

[Roski]

Cost of Tuva, RSS Godmodphobia

The RSS Godmodphobia is the Roskian Naval Ship responsible for taking care of a massive influx of Godmoditis, a very common weapon found on this planet.

The RSS Godmodphobia is armed to the teeth, 100,000 Ignorium Missiles, the most deadly of any kind, destroying entire cities with just one missile.

It also has 450,000 Ignorium Cannons, 55inches, triple barreled. This trumps any weapon of mass destruction to date, and the Ignorium cannons have infinite range.

All of the Tuvan Air Force suddenly disintigrates, under the power of the Ignorium Missiles. There is no escape.

Then the Roskian Warship faces Hecco, a state with walls all around it.

The Roskian Ship fires the Ignorium missiles, this time because of Ucantwininitis, and imposibilinitis. Soon, the walls come tumbling down, and suddenly a massive bridge appears across the water to the nearest land mass.

Now, the orbital weapons are fired upon, leaving no trace, nor debris.

And now, to target Numberwankenese. The Roskian Ignorium missiles are specifically designed to break this deadly weapon. Suddenly, the Tuvan Military disintigrates to a realistic size, 1.5 Million Active, 250k reserve.

[Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms]

Satellites are in space.
Shells and bombs cant hit them.

OOC: That's why ASATs exist.
Also, xxxxcuzx me, but aren't you forgetting someone here?

No, but specialized cannons can.

ASATs, maybe. Cannons, no.

OOC: No they don't People rely on me.

If you're OOC, then who is 'me', exactly?

10% arms manufacturing top 5% auto-mobile top 10% fishing sector top 5% for soda pop production.

Yeah, and you're selling that shit to someone else or else you're just generating magical monies.

There is a issue for a coastal wall.
I built the wall

Naval barrage eats walls. That's why nobody ever uses walls for anything nowadays; explosives.

[Heco]

Balenderg denounces Heco for polluting the world with shit and pee, and encourages all nations to sanction and embargo them due to their reliance on trade

OOC: Islands have got to rely on trade.

OOC: No they don't People rely on me.
10% arms manufacturing top 5% auto-mobile top 10% fishing sector top 5% for soda pop production.
top 10% for largest defence forces.

[Balenderg]

No, but specialized cannons can. OOC: And stop God-modding, please.

What kind of cannon? Cannons are pretty old.

Not actual cannons, I meant specialized artillery weapons.

[North Timeria]

North Timeria declares war on both Balenderg and SSR.... Today North Timeria will call 500,000 reserves for active duty. All military forces are on high alert. Also 1200 MBT are being sent to Heco along with Red eye missile launchers. Patriot drones will assist in patrolling Heco

[Heco]

Cost of Tuva, RSS Godmodphobia

The RSS Godmodphobia is the Roskian Naval Ship responsible for taking care of a massive influx of Godmoditis, a very common weapon found on this planet.

The RSS Godmodphobia is armed to the teeth, 100,000 Ignorium Missiles, the most deadly of any kind, destroying entire cities with just one missile.

It also has 450,000 Ignorium Cannons, 55inches, triple barreled. This trumps any weapon of mass destruction to date, and the Ignorium cannons have infinite range.

All of the Tuvan Air Force suddenly disintigrates, under the power of the Ignorium Missiles. There is no escape.

Then the Roskian Warship faces Hecco, a state with walls all around it.

The Roskian Ship fires the Ignorium missiles, this time because of Ucantwininitis, and imposibilinitis. Soon, the walls come tumbling down, and suddenly a massive bridge appears across the water to the nearest land mass.

Now, the orbital weapons are fired upon, leaving no trace, nor debris.

And now, to target Numberwankenese. The Roskian Ignorium missiles are specifically designed to break this deadly weapon. Suddenly, the Tuvan Military disintigrates to a realistic size, 1.5 Million Active, 250k reserve.

There is a issue for a coastal wall.
I built the wall
Issue for orbital weapons
BUILT IT

[Heco]

The Hecvian shit squadron members who survived throw shit at a Tuva SSR police man. Then they piss a over him and them attack from behind and shove shit down his throat.