Tuva SSR Declares War On Heco

[North Timeria]

Lol I'm not at war with them.... Its Tuva and they probably couldn't

[Roski]

Lol I'm not at war with them.... Its Tuva and they probably couldn't

Yes. You are now initiating this mode called "Arroganitis"

Do I need my Ignorum cannons back?

[North Timeria]

What...where

[New Tuva SSR]

All shitroopers,as well as Shitmaster Edward,have been killed by the police force.

Meanwhile,the North Timerian military has been fighting a losing war of attrition,and Tuvan troops are pushing them back through the border.

In Heco,Tuva SSR has taken control of 3/4 of the country,as most of the country is starved,and are too weak to fight back.They have pushed the army back to a small corner of the island,which is being carpet bombed,killing most of the military.

We order Heco to surrender.

OOC: Just being real here.

[North Timeria]

North Timeria will send 13000 army troops ASAP to help Heco... Destroyers will help heco troops & the SAM7 missile defense system will be deployed to Heco

[Hong kong and india]

North Timeria will send 13000 army troops ASAP to help Heco... Destroyers will help heco troops & the SAM7 missile defense system will be deployed to Heco

Hong kong spreads plague in military bases to reduce the military capablity of north timeria.

[North Timeria]

North Timeria will send 13000 army troops ASAP to help Heco... Destroyers will help heco troops & the SAM7 missile defense system will be deployed to Heco

Hong kong spreads plague in military bases to reduce the military capablity of north timeria.

What???

[New Tuva SSR]

We would like to make peace with North Timeria.As such,as long as they remove their troops,they can still send humanitarian aid to Heco.

Does NT accept our offer?

[Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms]

North Timeria will send 13000 army troops ASAP to help Heco... Destroyers will help heco troops & the SAM7 missile defense system will be deployed to Heco

Okay, that's them mobilised, now how do they get there? What vehicles and equipment will they be taking with them?
How have various other issues mentioned here been addressed?

We would like to make peace with North Timeria.As such,as long as they remove their troops,they can still send humanitarian aid to Heco.
Does NT accept our offer?

If Heco is actually on its knees and if they make peace with you, get them to tear down that bloody stupid coastal wall of theirs, so that they don't harp on about their magical impenetrable sea wall every time that someone invades.

[North Timeria]

We can't and will not remove our troops we have a joint military base with Heco and they ate apart of our allience

[North Timeria]

North Timeria will send 13000 army troops ASAP to help Heco... Destroyers will help heco troops & the SAM7 missile defense system will be deployed to Heco

Okay, that's them mobilised, now how do they get there? What vehicles and equipment will they be taking with them?
How have various other issues mentioned here been addressed?[/quote]
Destroyers already there... We're working to send them ASAP...they haven't left Timeria

[Heco]

All shitroopers,as well as Shitmaster Edward,have been killed by the police force.

Meanwhile,the North Timerian military has been fighting a losing war of attrition,and Tuvan troops are pushing them back through the border.

In Heco,Tuva SSR has taken control of 3/4 of the country,as most of the country is starved,and are too weak to fight back.They have pushed the army back to a small corner of the island,which is being carpet bombed,killing most of the military.

We order Heco to surrender.

OOC: Just being real here.

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!!!
THE NAVY
AA GUNS
THE SHIT SQUADRON????
THE AIRFORCE!!!!
HOW ARE THEY WEAK!!!!!!!!!
ignored

[New Tuva SSR]

Tuva SSR has taken full control of Heco.North Timeria has been ousted from both countries (Tuva and Heco),and Tuva would now like to sue for peace with North Timeria.

[Hong kong and india]

All shitroopers,as well as Shitmaster Edward,have been killed by the police force.

Meanwhile,the North Timerian military has been fighting a losing war of attrition,and Tuvan troops are pushing them back through the border.

In Heco,Tuva SSR has taken control of 3/4 of the country,as most of the country is starved,and are too weak to fight back.They have pushed the army back to a small corner of the island,which is being carpet bombed,killing most of the military.

We order Heco to surrender.

OOC: Just being real here.

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!!!
THE NAVY
AA GUNS
THE SHIT SQUADRON????
THE AIRFORCE!!!!
HOW ARE THEY WEAK!!!!!!!!!
ignored

Shit Squadron?
Ingore
Plague.
Everybody dead.

[North Timeria]

Tuva SSR has taken full control of Heco.North Timeria has been ousted from both countries (Tuva and Heco),and Tuva would now like to sue for peace with North Timeria.

WTF

[Grand Russian Federation]

All shitroopers,as well as Shitmaster Edward,have been killed by the police force.

Meanwhile,the North Timerian military has been fighting a losing war of attrition,and Tuvan troops are pushing them back through the border.

In Heco,Tuva SSR has taken control of 3/4 of the country,as most of the country is starved,and are too weak to fight back.They have pushed the army back to a small corner of the island,which is being carpet bombed,killing most of the military.

We order Heco to surrender.

OOC: Just being real here.

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!!!
THE NAVY
AA GUNS
THE SHIT SQUADRON????
THE AIRFORCE!!!!
HOW ARE THEY WEAK!!!!!!!!!
ignored

I'm not sorry for this, the Shit Squadron is one of the worst ideas of ever seen. It makes absolutely no sense, and would be a massive waste of manpower and food.

[New Tuva SSR]

All shitroopers,as well as Shitmaster Edward,have been killed by the police force.

Meanwhile,the North Timerian military has been fighting a losing war of attrition,and Tuvan troops are pushing them back through the border.

In Heco,Tuva SSR has taken control of 3/4 of the country,as most of the country is starved,and are too weak to fight back.They have pushed the army back to a small corner of the island,which is being carpet bombed,killing most of the military.

We order Heco to surrender.

OOC: Just being real here.

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!!!
THE NAVY
AA GUNS
THE SHIT SQUADRON????
THE AIRFORCE!!!!
HOW ARE THEY WEAK!!!!!!!!!
ignored

Because they are homeless and unfed.How would you walk into a well armed city,and then stuff crap down ARMED MEN's throats.

[Afro-Euasia]

My men eat shit and drinks piss to survive(Only when low on rations),they sleep with their rifles,sleeps on ice,and turns on the heat in the summer.
Can we ignore heco until he changes his name into hoboland.

[Grand Russian Federation]

My men eat shit and drinks piss to survive(Only when low on rations),they sleep with their rifles,sleeps on ice,and turns on the heat in the summer.
Can we ignore heco until he changes his name into hoboland.

That's not exactly a good idea.. Eating shit and drinking piss. For one, they're both waste that your body decides to get rid of and piss would probably dehydrate you even more.

[Afro-Euasia]

My men eat shit and drinks piss to survive(Only when low on rations),they sleep with their rifles,sleeps on ice,and turns on the heat in the summer.
Can we ignore heco until he changes his name into hoboland.

That's not exactly a good idea.. Eating shit and drinking piss. For one, they're both waste that your body decides to get rid of and piss would probably dehydrate you even more.

It was a joke,Because heco has shit squadrons for gods sake.

[Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms]

In Heco,Tuva SSR has taken control of 3/4 of the country,as most of the country is starved,and are too weak to fight back.
OOC: Just being real here.

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!!!
HOW ARE THEY WEAK!!!!!!!!!

You've said in verious posts in other topics about how the vast majority of your population are under-fed slaves which you go out of your way to work to death, how can they not be too weak to fight back?
Also, of course your "Shit squads" are going to be weak; they eat human corpses raw, as well as various kinds of solid excrement, whilst washing it all down with either urine or diarrhoea.
I'd be surprised that they're not all dead or dying.

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Ugh, screw it. Heco seems to have forgotten his prior obligations before joining another war, so consider his north-east shore and a major port open to all anti-Heco forces.

[Heco]

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!!!
HOW ARE THEY WEAK!!!!!!!!!

You've said in verious posts in other topics about how the vast majority of your population are under-fed slaves which you go out of your way to work to death, how can they not be too weak to fight back?
Also, of course your "Shit squads" are going to be weak; they eat human corpses raw, as well as various kinds of solid excrement, whilst washing it all down with either urine or diarrhoea.
I'd be surprised that they're not all dead or dying.

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Ugh, screw it. Heco seems to have forgotten his prior obligations before joining another war, so consider his north-east shore and a major port open to all anti-Heco forces.

NOOOO those are slaves imported we have about 25 million they are not ocunted as our population

[Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms]

NOOOO those are slaves imported we have about 25 million they are not ocunted as our population

Right then, calm down.
In that case, I'll quote what the analysis page says, since you're so keen on referring to decisions made in past issues, as well as what ranking in the world you are on various analysis aspects.
Your country is in the top 5% of the world for shortest average lifespan. Your country has -4 health on the analysis page, much lower than most developed nations.
Your toxicity is +639, which is very high. Your unexpected death rate is +25, which is also very high.

Your nation does not care for its citizens and it shows; they are extraordinarily unhealthy.

[UltraNexARMY]

UltraNexARMY condemns Tuvas invasen of Heco and is sending aid to heco.

Soon, UltraNex UltraTanks appear on the battlefield and begin to push back the enemies:


Also, we will be sending fecal warfare advisors to help train the SHitquads in how to better poop on people.

[Grand Russian Federation]

UltraNexARMY condemns Tuvas invasen of Heco and is sending aid to heco.

Soon, UltraNex UltraTanks appear on the battlefield and begin to push back the enemies:
(Image)

Also, we will be sending fecal warfare advisors to help train the SHitquads in how to better poop on people.

Nice godmode tank buddy!

Good thing Tuva researched his Ignore Cannon, powered by Ignorium.