
Dvjyör Worömavj Djärda-Chjoerma-Klchjer Chjoerma Bdyörchjlëma dvjyör Chjoesniema
The Glorious Democratic People's Republic of Chjoesniema
Schtvjact!
Our previous Four Year Plan established the fact that the Glorious Democratic People's Republic is capable of participating within a modern time-frame. The current Four Year Plan established the need for the Glorious Democratic People's Republic to initialize and improve relations with it's fellow brethren within the world. Working within the glorious frame of our Four Year Plan, graciously put together by the Worömavj Chjoerma Chjoerma-Choevj dvjyör Gchjoesniema or Glorious People's Party of Chjoesniema, our Grand Conductor has decided on a Congress of Friendship to strengthen relations with the nations of the world that matter.
The Congress of Friendship will be a two-day, high-intensity affair in the traditional Chjoesnieman fashion. All participants will have the opportunity to talk with the Grand Conductor during two occasions before leaving after breakfast on day two. A small, well-crafted gift from your nation will be expected as a sign of friendship. Knowledge of Chjnaschtjmati will not be required, the Grand Conductor has taken English lessons to allow for proper communication between all participants. Rules and other important information is added below.
Arrival and Departure
Arrival and Departure shall be done at Paëschtromävj International Airport, where capable Chjoesnieman customs officers shall check the delegation on both entry and departure. Paëschtromävj International Airport allows maintenance, refueling and other services towards small and medium-sized aircraft and operators are knowledgeable in basic English.
- Weapons will not be allowed to be carried except for one small-caliber hand gun, to be held by the leader of the delegation. Any infraction of these rules will lead to an immediate termination of hospitality and a forced exit out of Chjoesniema.
Transport
Any and all transport between allowed locations shall be done under the guidance of an English-speaking Chjoesnieman guide. The guide will secure transportation when needed and provide accurate answers to any and all questions that you may have. The guide shall meet you at Paëschtromavj.
- For your own safety, you are required to stay near the guide and follow his or her instructions. Failure to do so will lead to an immediate termination of hospitality and a forced exit out of Chjoesniema.
Drink & Eat
Throughout the day, traditional Chjoesnieman food and drinks shall be provided. During the personal meetings with the Grand Conductor, it is advised to fully partake in the food and drinks as refusing to do so is seen as a grave sign of disrespect in Chjoesniema. Due to traditional Chjoesnieman cooking methods, the food is deemed acceptable to all kinds of stomachs and various spiced variants will be available.
- For your own safety, we advise to eat only the food and drinks provided to you by the Chjoesnieman government. Homemade or store-bought Chjoesnieman food and drinks may be of a lower quality or contain items that are not suited for a non-Chjoesnieman stomach.
Sleep
After the Congress of Friendship, bed and breakfast will be offered at the state-approved Paëschtromävj-Choevj Hotel, where capable staff shall take care of your sleeping and breakfast needs.
- For your own safety, we do not advise you to leave the state-approved hotel. Your safety cannot be guaranteed outside of the state-approved hotel.
Location
The Congress of Friendship shall be held at the Wärömavj Chjoerma Chjoerma-Choevj-Choevj or Supreme People's Council. Your guide shall lead you to the appropriate room, after which the guide shall leave until you are allowed to have talks with the Grand Conductor, after which you will be lead to the Grand Conductor by your guide.
- For the Grand Conductor's safety, only two members of your delegation shall be allowed to meet with him. These two members do not have to be the same during both meetings and as such, may be changed.
Should you have any other questions or require information, feel free to write the Grand Conductor, as he has graciously offered to take all communications upon himself to brush up on his English. Return letters can be sent to:
Vjachtarnäë Mrüngo 1
Gmlachjdär-Chjoevj
Paëschtromävj
Worömavj Paëschtromävj Mlachjdär
Chjoesniema
By the power of the Chjoesnieman people,

Chjrönmavjdür Vjredërechj Pschtromë,
Chjrönmavjdür dvjyör Wärömavj Chjoerma Chjoerma-Choevj-Choevj
Our previous Four Year Plan established the fact that the Glorious Democratic People's Republic is capable of participating within a modern time-frame. The current Four Year Plan established the need for the Glorious Democratic People's Republic to initialize and improve relations with it's fellow brethren within the world. Working within the glorious frame of our Four Year Plan, graciously put together by the Worömavj Chjoerma Chjoerma-Choevj dvjyör Gchjoesniema or Glorious People's Party of Chjoesniema, our Grand Conductor has decided on a Congress of Friendship to strengthen relations with the nations of the world that matter.
The Congress of Friendship will be a two-day, high-intensity affair in the traditional Chjoesnieman fashion. All participants will have the opportunity to talk with the Grand Conductor during two occasions before leaving after breakfast on day two. A small, well-crafted gift from your nation will be expected as a sign of friendship. Knowledge of Chjnaschtjmati will not be required, the Grand Conductor has taken English lessons to allow for proper communication between all participants. Rules and other important information is added below.
Arrival and Departure
Arrival and Departure shall be done at Paëschtromävj International Airport, where capable Chjoesnieman customs officers shall check the delegation on both entry and departure. Paëschtromävj International Airport allows maintenance, refueling and other services towards small and medium-sized aircraft and operators are knowledgeable in basic English.
- Weapons will not be allowed to be carried except for one small-caliber hand gun, to be held by the leader of the delegation. Any infraction of these rules will lead to an immediate termination of hospitality and a forced exit out of Chjoesniema.
Transport
Any and all transport between allowed locations shall be done under the guidance of an English-speaking Chjoesnieman guide. The guide will secure transportation when needed and provide accurate answers to any and all questions that you may have. The guide shall meet you at Paëschtromavj.
- For your own safety, you are required to stay near the guide and follow his or her instructions. Failure to do so will lead to an immediate termination of hospitality and a forced exit out of Chjoesniema.
Drink & Eat
Throughout the day, traditional Chjoesnieman food and drinks shall be provided. During the personal meetings with the Grand Conductor, it is advised to fully partake in the food and drinks as refusing to do so is seen as a grave sign of disrespect in Chjoesniema. Due to traditional Chjoesnieman cooking methods, the food is deemed acceptable to all kinds of stomachs and various spiced variants will be available.
- For your own safety, we advise to eat only the food and drinks provided to you by the Chjoesnieman government. Homemade or store-bought Chjoesnieman food and drinks may be of a lower quality or contain items that are not suited for a non-Chjoesnieman stomach.
Sleep
After the Congress of Friendship, bed and breakfast will be offered at the state-approved Paëschtromävj-Choevj Hotel, where capable staff shall take care of your sleeping and breakfast needs.
- For your own safety, we do not advise you to leave the state-approved hotel. Your safety cannot be guaranteed outside of the state-approved hotel.
Location
The Congress of Friendship shall be held at the Wärömavj Chjoerma Chjoerma-Choevj-Choevj or Supreme People's Council. Your guide shall lead you to the appropriate room, after which the guide shall leave until you are allowed to have talks with the Grand Conductor, after which you will be lead to the Grand Conductor by your guide.
- For the Grand Conductor's safety, only two members of your delegation shall be allowed to meet with him. These two members do not have to be the same during both meetings and as such, may be changed.
Should you have any other questions or require information, feel free to write the Grand Conductor, as he has graciously offered to take all communications upon himself to brush up on his English. Return letters can be sent to:
Vjachtarnäë Mrüngo 1
Gmlachjdär-Chjoevj
Paëschtromävj
Worömavj Paëschtromävj Mlachjdär
Chjoesniema
By the power of the Chjoesnieman people,

Chjrönmavjdür Vjredërechj Pschtromë,
Chjrönmavjdür dvjyör Wärömavj Chjoerma Chjoerma-Choevj-Choevj




