8AM - Hidajistan
It was a quiet morning within the People's Arab Jamahiriya of Hidajistan. There seemed to be no cars on the seemingly deserted streets, or so it seemed. A large, black armored van with a mounted Soviet-supplied .50 caliber machine gun on top sped down the streets with its sirens wailing and lights blazing. An odd Bedouin citizen or two stared at the speeding van thinking "What on earth is going on?" while pointed at it. The van sped, dodging some small sedans.
Half an hour later, the van pulled up to a small dilapidated house. Back doors of the van swung open and 6 men, clad in black gear and holding AK-74M assault rifles exited the van and ran up to the front door. One man at the front of the diamond formation kicked the door in. Inside, 5 men were sitting down on a carpet, with a large Jihadist flag draped on a wall behind them. The men with the rifles fired ruthlessly at the sitting people and yelled "DEATH TO WAHHABISM!" in unison. All 5 convicted wahhabis were dead, with their lifeless corpses lying on the floor with blood pooling onto the soft carpet that they lay on. The men who killed the convicted wahhbis walked over to their corpses and kicked them with their hard metal-toed boots to see if they were actually dead and, they were. One man doused the bodies in petrol and flicked a lighted matchstick on them and they began to burn.
Later at the compound where General Khalid al-Asad resided,
Khalid was sitting down in a leather chair, with a gaming headset on and playing Counter Strike Source as the terrorist faction. He was on a straight 16/0 KD ratio when his advisor, Lieutenant Aisha al-Asad (which also happened to be his daughter) entered the room and tapped him on the back,
"Sir, members of the Republican Guard have breached a house containing Wahhabis, they killed them and burned the place down to the ground" she said calmly
"Well then, a little extreme but I still support this act. Address a message to international community saying we support."
"Okay sir!" Aisha saluted and left the room
OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM HIDAJISTAN
Dear international community,
We at Hidajistan officially support these acts of purification, even if it may be a bit too violent. Wahhabism is a vile death cult that endorses terrorism, sectarianism and suicide bombings! This is not the way Allah made us to be, my dear friends. It is now that I announce decree #6, Criminalization of Wahhabism, it will come into effect immediately. Wahhabism now carries life imprisonment and hard labour in a gulag.
Signed,
General Khalid al-Asad
