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A staging-point for declarations of war and other major diplomatic events. [In character]

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Die Erworbenen Namen
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Postby Die Erworbenen Namen » Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:28 am

@oale, I kinda wanna help you

@OS uhm... I kinda wanna help you, too...

@vancon, expect a division to drop on a coastal city in Australia, and expect to see the 1st Fleet, too.

@Padnak, DIEEEEEEEE

@Senkaku, I really wanna help china :P
The beatings will continue. Regardless of morale.

Hurtful Thoughts wrote:Also, nominating DEN as ATLAS's Chef Ramses.
The United Remnants of America wrote:I'm collecting friends. Hate to say it, but you qualify.

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Exantos
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Postby Exantos » Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:29 am

Die erworbenen Namen wrote:@oale, I kinda wanna help you

@OS uhm... I kinda wanna help you, too...

@vancon, expect a division to drop on a coastal city in Australia, and expect to see the 1st Fleet, too.

@Padnak, DIEEEEEEEE

@Senkaku, I really wanna help china :P


@DEN wish I was included. Oh well guess I'll invade since you're not putting any attention on me.
"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well."-Alfred Adler

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Die Erworbenen Namen
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Postby Die Erworbenen Namen » Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:31 am

Exantos wrote:
Die erworbenen Namen wrote:@oale, I kinda wanna help you

@OS uhm... I kinda wanna help you, too...

@vancon, expect a division to drop on a coastal city in Australia, and expect to see the 1st Fleet, too.

@Padnak, DIEEEEEEEE

@Senkaku, I really wanna help china :P


@DEN wish I was included. Oh well guess I'll invade since you're not putting any attention on me.


Hey Exantos!

I'm thinking you and I take over Africa to use as a launch pad for European and Asian invasion. Whadda say?
The beatings will continue. Regardless of morale.

Hurtful Thoughts wrote:Also, nominating DEN as ATLAS's Chef Ramses.
The United Remnants of America wrote:I'm collecting friends. Hate to say it, but you qualify.

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Mitheldalond
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Postby Mitheldalond » Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:34 am

Die erworbenen Namen wrote:@oale, I kinda wanna help you

@OS uhm... I kinda wanna help you, too...

@vancon, expect a division to drop on a coastal city in Australia, and expect to see the 1st Fleet, too.

@Padnak, DIEEEEEEEE

@Senkaku, I really wanna help china :P

@DEN, my Navy will EAT YOUR SOUL :twisted:

Musical accompaniment for the soul eating
Last edited by Mitheldalond on Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:39 am, edited 1 time in total.

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Macedonian Grand Empire
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Postby Macedonian Grand Empire » Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:37 am

Overall Stats of the Armed forces of the EU
Solders:
Active: 9.568.500
Reserves: 28.650.000
Tanks:
- Leopard 2A8: 18.500
- Leclerc: 1200
- Challenger 2: 1200
addendum: The tanks use the same guns, same engines and other things. The only difference is armor layout and looks.
IFV:
- Puma: 29.000
- CV90: 15.000 license produced
- CV 90-120: 2500- used as Tank Destroyers
APC:
-Boxer: 45.000
SPG:
- PzH 2000-9500
- DONAR Artillery Gun Module (AGM)- 1200
MLRS:
-M270A1: 2600
SPAAG:
CV9040 AA- 4000
Gepard: 8500

Air Force:
- F 44 Nosfertatu: 560
- F 22 raptor: 1300
- Eurofighter Typhoon: 4600
- Panavia Tornado: 2500 (Ground Attack Aircraft)
- Airbus B2- 72
- Airbus F 5 (Modern C5 galaxy designed and manufactured by Airbus): 120
- Airbus F 17 (C 17 globemaster 2 designed and manufactured by Airbus): 590
- Airbus F 225 (Modern Antonov 225 clone): 20
- Airbus A 380 air palace: 2 (something like airforce one for the US)
- Airbus T 330 (tanker plane on a 330 fuselage) 95

Navy:
Carriers:
Gerald Ford class carriers: 22
Queen Elizabet class carriers: 6
Charles de Gaulle class carriers: 2
Primary aircraft deployed on carriers:
- F 35 lightning 2
- Naval version of the Typhoon
Cruisers destroyers and frigates:
- Europe class cruiser- 23
- Type 45 Destroyer 61
- Horizon-class Destroyer 55
- Sachsen-class frigate 89

Submarines
- 39 Astute-class
- Trafalgar-class 25
- Vanguard-class SSBN- 12
- Ohio class SSBN: 6

Economy:
Overall GDP of the EU: 31.560.846.780.000 NSD
Budget of the armed forces: 4.5 trillion NSD
Population: 1.2 billion
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Yukonastan
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Yukonastan » Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:38 am

Macedonian Grand Empire wrote:Overall Stats of the Armed forces of the EU
Solders:
Active: 9.568.500
Reserves: 28.650.000
Tanks:
- Leopard 2A8: 18.500
- Leclerc: 1200
- Challenger 2: 1200
addendum: The tanks use the same guns, same engines and other things. The only difference is armor layout and looks.
IFV:
- Puma: 29.000
- CV90: 15.000 license produced
- CV 90-120: 2500- used as Tank Destroyers
APC:
-Boxer: 45.000
SPG:
- PzH 2000-9500
- DONAR Artillery Gun Module (AGM)- 1200
MLRS:
-M270A1: 2600
SPAAG:
CV9040 AA- 4000
Gepard: 8500

Air Force:
- F 44 Nosfertatu: 560
- F 22 raptor: 1300
- Eurofighter Typhoon: 4600
- Panavia Tornado: 2500 (Ground Attack Aircraft)
- Airbus B2- 72
- Airbus F 5 (Modern C5 galaxy designed and manufactured by Airbus): 120
- Airbus F 17 (C 17 globemaster 2 designed and manufactured by Airbus): 590
- Airbus F 225 (Modern Antonov 225 clone): 20
- Airbus A 380 air palace: 2 (something like airforce one for the US)
- Airbus T 330 (tanker plane on a 330 fuselage) 95

Navy:
Carriers:
Gerald Ford class carriers: 22
Queen Elizabet class carriers: 6
Charles de Gaulle class carriers: 2
Primary aircraft deployed on carriers:
- F 35 lightning 2
- Naval version of the Typhoon
Cruisers destroyers and frigates:
- Europe class cruiser- 23
- Type 45 Destroyer 61
- Horizon-class Destroyer 55
- Sachsen-class frigate 89

Submarines
- 39 Astute-class
- Trafalgar-class 25
- Vanguard-class SSBN- 12
- Ohio class SSBN: 6

Economy:
Overall GDP of the EU: 31.560.846.780.000 NSD
Budget of the armed forces: 4.5 trillion NSD
Population: 1.2 billion


You're forgetting that I'm allied with ye, m8.
this guy is a fucking furry and a therian
Btw, here's my IC flag

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Mitheldalond
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Founded: Mar 15, 2013
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Postby Mitheldalond » Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:41 am

Macedonian Grand Empire wrote:Overall Stats of the Armed forces of the EU
Solders:
Active: 9.568.500
Reserves: 28.650.000
Tanks:
- Leopard 2A8: 18.500
- Leclerc: 1200
- Challenger 2: 1200
addendum: The tanks use the same guns, same engines and other things. The only difference is armor layout and looks.
IFV:
- Puma: 29.000
- CV90: 15.000 license produced
- CV 90-120: 2500- used as Tank Destroyers
APC:
-Boxer: 45.000
SPG:
- PzH 2000-9500
- DONAR Artillery Gun Module (AGM)- 1200
MLRS:
-M270A1: 2600
SPAAG:
CV9040 AA- 4000
Gepard: 8500

Air Force:
- F 44 Nosfertatu: 560
- F 22 raptor: 1300
- Eurofighter Typhoon: 4600
- Panavia Tornado: 2500 (Ground Attack Aircraft)
- Airbus B2- 72
- Airbus F 5 (Modern C5 galaxy designed and manufactured by Airbus): 120
- Airbus F 17 (C 17 globemaster 2 designed and manufactured by Airbus): 590
- Airbus F 225 (Modern Antonov 225 clone): 20
- Airbus A 380 air palace: 2 (something like airforce one for the US)
- Airbus T 330 (tanker plane on a 330 fuselage) 95

Navy:
Carriers:
Gerald Ford class carriers: 22
Queen Elizabet class carriers: 6
Charles de Gaulle class carriers: 2
Primary aircraft deployed on carriers:
- F 35 lightning 2
- Naval version of the Typhoon
Cruisers destroyers and frigates:
- Europe class cruiser- 23
- Type 45 Destroyer 61
- Horizon-class Destroyer 55
- Sachsen-class frigate 89

Submarines
- 39 Astute-class
- Trafalgar-class 25
- Vanguard-class SSBN- 12
- Ohio class SSBN: 6

Economy:
Overall GDP of the EU: 31.560.846.780.000 NSD
Budget of the armed forces: 4.5 trillion NSD
Population: 1.2 billion

How in the heck is the EU getting ahold of F-22, Gerald R Fords, and Ohios? I'm pretty sure those are three things that the US will never sell.

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Macedonian Grand Empire
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Postby Macedonian Grand Empire » Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:43 am

OS that is the US uses different carriers. While the other two are produced by MGE.
In my nation cannon this all takes place in another region. I just use RL stuff to make RP ing easier.
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Inyourfaceistan
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Founded: Aug 20, 2012
Anarchy

Postby Inyourfaceistan » Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:44 am

Die erworbenen Namen wrote:
Mitheldalond wrote:I have many Tomcats. And they'll eat anything you can throw at them.


Except my C-1 Minis... Or my Racers, but the Racers are land based.


I'm willing to bet money right now Mitheldalond's F-14's will whoop the ass of whatever lulzy super-stronk iWin fighter you can throw at them.
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It's not French,it's not Spanish,it's Inyurstan
"Inyourfaceistan" refers to my player/user name, "Inyursta" is my IC name. NOT INYURSTAN. IF YOU CALL INYURSTA "INYURSTAN" THEN IT SHOWS THAT YOU CANT READ. Just refer to me as IYF or Stan.

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Die Erworbenen Namen
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Postby Die Erworbenen Namen » Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:52 am

Mitheldalond wrote:
Die erworbenen Namen wrote:@oale, I kinda wanna help you

@OS uhm... I kinda wanna help you, too...

@vancon, expect a division to drop on a coastal city in Australia, and expect to see the 1st Fleet, too.

@Padnak, DIEEEEEEEE

@Senkaku, I really wanna help china :P

@DEN, my Navy will EAT YOUR SOUL :twisted:

Musical accompaniment for the soul eating


I actually think that you will be equally, if not outmatched, matched by me.
The beatings will continue. Regardless of morale.

Hurtful Thoughts wrote:Also, nominating DEN as ATLAS's Chef Ramses.
The United Remnants of America wrote:I'm collecting friends. Hate to say it, but you qualify.

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Die Erworbenen Namen
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Postby Die Erworbenen Namen » Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:54 am

Inyourfaceistan wrote:
Die erworbenen Namen wrote:
Except my C-1 Minis... Or my Racers, but the Racers are land based.


I'm willing to bet money right now Mitheldalond's F-14's will whoop the ass of whatever lulzy super-stronk iWin fighter you can throw at them.


Mhmm.

Right. Let's see how 90s aircraft go up against aircraft from 2014, using state of their art technology and equipment. Not to mention going as fast, if not faster, than them.

The F14 is good. But it's got no place in today's wars.
The beatings will continue. Regardless of morale.

Hurtful Thoughts wrote:Also, nominating DEN as ATLAS's Chef Ramses.
The United Remnants of America wrote:I'm collecting friends. Hate to say it, but you qualify.

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Inyourfaceistan
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Postby Inyourfaceistan » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:00 am

Okay, I will get a post up today as Russia.

Time to beat back the Red hordes...


It's not French,it's not Spanish,it's Inyurstan
"Inyourfaceistan" refers to my player/user name, "Inyursta" is my IC name. NOT INYURSTAN. IF YOU CALL INYURSTA "INYURSTAN" THEN IT SHOWS THAT YOU CANT READ. Just refer to me as IYF or Stan.

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Mitheldalond
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Postby Mitheldalond » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:01 am

Inyourfaceistan wrote:
Die erworbenen Namen wrote:
Except my C-1 Minis... Or my Racers, but the Racers are land based.


I'm willing to bet money right now Mitheldalond's F-14's will whoop the ass of whatever lulzy super-stronk iWin fighter you can throw at them.

I am so going to enjoy proving you right. :D

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Mitheldalond
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Postby Mitheldalond » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:04 am

Inyourfaceistan wrote:Okay, I will get a post up today as Russia.

Time to beat back the Red hordes...

... with the former-Red hordes.

Russia stronk
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Die Erworbenen Namen
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Postby Die Erworbenen Namen » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:06 am

Mitheldalond wrote:
Inyourfaceistan wrote:
I'm willing to bet money right now Mitheldalond's F-14's will whoop the ass of whatever lulzy super-stronk iWin fighter you can throw at them.

I am so going to enjoy proving you right. :D

This is like pitching the F8F Bearcat against the MIG-15...
The beatings will continue. Regardless of morale.

Hurtful Thoughts wrote:Also, nominating DEN as ATLAS's Chef Ramses.
The United Remnants of America wrote:I'm collecting friends. Hate to say it, but you qualify.

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Korva
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Korva » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:37 am

The more the Russians and Chinese kill each other the happier Korva will be.

I will post once Mitheldalond's letter reaches me, but my nation is only going to assist either side when such assistance will prolong the fighting.

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Exantos
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Postby Exantos » Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:38 am

DEN ATM I'll be helping llamaopia taking over a portion of Africa that is to the North East of me. I can help you with the Middle East but I must consult my trade partners Congreveopia and Macedon. If they don't like it then I would prefer to not have bad relations. Also almost finished with my first post just waiting for map because I'll be using it to show tactics.
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Macedonian Grand Empire
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Postby Macedonian Grand Empire » Tue Sep 09, 2014 11:09 am

Exantos wrote:DEN ATM I'll be helping llamaopia taking over a portion of Africa that is to the North East of me. I can help you with the Middle East but I must consult my trade partners Congreveopia and Macedon. If they don't like it then I would prefer to not have bad relations. Also almost finished with my first post just waiting for map because I'll be using it to show tactics.

As long as it does not touches the states that border the Mediterranean we are good. I will send forces into Egypt in order to secure the Suez canal.
Edit: you have a challenge about your most superior nation a bit above.
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Die Erworbenen Namen
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Postby Die Erworbenen Namen » Tue Sep 09, 2014 11:26 am

Exantos wrote:DEN ATM I'll be helping llamaopia taking over a portion of Africa that is to the North East of me. I can help you with the Middle East but I must consult my trade partners Congreveopia and Macedon. If they don't like it then I would prefer to not have bad relations. Also almost finished with my first post just waiting for map because I'll be using it to show tactics.



I'll see you in the Middle East, then!
The beatings will continue. Regardless of morale.

Hurtful Thoughts wrote:Also, nominating DEN as ATLAS's Chef Ramses.
The United Remnants of America wrote:I'm collecting friends. Hate to say it, but you qualify.

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Vancon
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Postby Vancon » Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:01 pm

DEN, you setppin' into my turff yo? 'Cuz I'm gon kick yo ass yo!
Mike the Progressive wrote:You know I don't say this often, but this guy... he gets it. Like everything. As in he gets life.

Imperializt Russia wrote:
The balkens wrote:Please tell me that condoms and Hazelnut spread are NOT on the same table.

Well what the fuck do you use for lube?

Krazakistan wrote:How have you not died after being exposed to that much shit on a monthly basis?
Rupudska wrote:I avoid NSG like one would avoid ISIS-occupied Syria.
Alimeria- wrote:I'll go to sleep when I want to, not when some cheese-eating surrender monkey tells me to.

Which just so happens to be within the next half-hour

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Die Erworbenen Namen
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Postby Die Erworbenen Namen » Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:02 pm

Vancon wrote:DEN, you setppin' into my turff yo? 'Cuz I'm gon kick yo ass yo!

I'm securing a landing zone for ships by taking a small city on the coast in Australia. Technically, I'm your ally...
The beatings will continue. Regardless of morale.

Hurtful Thoughts wrote:Also, nominating DEN as ATLAS's Chef Ramses.
The United Remnants of America wrote:I'm collecting friends. Hate to say it, but you qualify.

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Padnak
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Postby Padnak » Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:04 pm

Vancon wrote:
Chilokver wrote:Fixed!

Not fixed.

Nation Name (Full): Republic of Chilokver
Nation Name (Shortened): Chilover, or you can call me Chilo.
Demonym: Chilokverian
Capital: Steve Jobsia
Government Type Semi-democratic Oligarchy
Military Size: 19,746,948 active, 32,947,728 total.
Size of forces deployed: 536,876 personnel.
Reason for involvement:To keep the peace, advance Chilokver, gain new allies etc.

Now fixed, but I feel like that's a large amount of forces. I'll say yes, but I don't know about Pad. His decision.


Good lord bro, tone that force down to 10,000,000 at the absolute most, but other then that, accepted
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Bezombia wrote:It was about this time that Padnak slowly realized that the thread he thought was about gaming was, in fact, an eight story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.

Husseinarti wrote:Powered Borscht.

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Vancon
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Postby Vancon » Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:04 pm

Die erworbenen Namen wrote:
Vancon wrote:DEN, you setppin' into my turff yo? 'Cuz I'm gon kick yo ass yo!

I'm securing a landing zone for ships by taking a small city on the coast in Australia. Technically, I'm your ally...

So you fighting me or nah? 'Cuz I'ma fight you irl bruh if ya do, yo!
Mike the Progressive wrote:You know I don't say this often, but this guy... he gets it. Like everything. As in he gets life.

Imperializt Russia wrote:
The balkens wrote:Please tell me that condoms and Hazelnut spread are NOT on the same table.

Well what the fuck do you use for lube?

Krazakistan wrote:How have you not died after being exposed to that much shit on a monthly basis?
Rupudska wrote:I avoid NSG like one would avoid ISIS-occupied Syria.
Alimeria- wrote:I'll go to sleep when I want to, not when some cheese-eating surrender monkey tells me to.

Which just so happens to be within the next half-hour

Shyluz wrote:Van, Sci-fi Generallisimo


U18 2nd Cutest NS'er 2015
Best Role Play - Science Fiction 2015: Athena Program

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Die Erworbenen Namen
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Postby Die Erworbenen Namen » Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:06 pm

Padnak wrote:
Vancon wrote:Not fixed.

Nation Name (Full): Republic of Chilokver
Nation Name (Shortened): Chilover, or you can call me Chilo.
Demonym: Chilokverian
Capital: Steve Jobsia
Government Type Semi-democratic Oligarchy
Military Size: 19,746,948 active, 32,947,728 total.
Size of forces deployed: 536,876 personnel.
Reason for involvement:To keep the peace, advance Chilokver, gain new allies etc.

Now fixed, but I feel like that's a large amount of forces. I'll say yes, but I don't know about Pad. His decision.


Good lord bro, tone that force down to 10,000,000 at the absolute most, but other then that, accepted


Jesus Christ..


Vancon wrote:
Die erworbenen Namen wrote:I'm securing a landing zone for ships by taking a small city on the coast in Australia. Technically, I'm your ally...

So you fighting me or nah? 'Cuz I'ma fight you irl bruh if ya do, yo!


I'm not fighting you, but if you fight me, you'll find my XB-1s can hit you, too.
The beatings will continue. Regardless of morale.

Hurtful Thoughts wrote:Also, nominating DEN as ATLAS's Chef Ramses.
The United Remnants of America wrote:I'm collecting friends. Hate to say it, but you qualify.

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Vancon
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Postby Vancon » Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:09 pm

Die erworbenen Namen wrote:
Padnak wrote:
Good lord bro, tone that force down to 10,000,000 at the absolute most, but other then that, accepted


Jesus Christ..


Vancon wrote:So you fighting me or nah? 'Cuz I'ma fight you irl bruh if ya do, yo!


I'm not fighting you, but if you fight me, you'll find my XB-1s can hit you, too.

We coo? Ya, we coo.
Mike the Progressive wrote:You know I don't say this often, but this guy... he gets it. Like everything. As in he gets life.

Imperializt Russia wrote:
The balkens wrote:Please tell me that condoms and Hazelnut spread are NOT on the same table.

Well what the fuck do you use for lube?

Krazakistan wrote:How have you not died after being exposed to that much shit on a monthly basis?
Rupudska wrote:I avoid NSG like one would avoid ISIS-occupied Syria.
Alimeria- wrote:I'll go to sleep when I want to, not when some cheese-eating surrender monkey tells me to.

Which just so happens to be within the next half-hour

Shyluz wrote:Van, Sci-fi Generallisimo


U18 2nd Cutest NS'er 2015
Best Role Play - Science Fiction 2015: Athena Program

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