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by Hornopolis » Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:29 am

by Peace for men » Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:41 am

by Magna Omega » Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:57 pm
Peace for men wrote:Peace For Men leaves the JSA for bigger and more brutal things. Such as war, war,war and bingo. Fair well. We may meet again.
Old Erisia wrote:Fanaglia wrote:I wish I had that cube thing from Animorphs that gives you the power to "acquire" creatures, and that it was in a safe, secret place where only I could access it and where it was completely protected from destruction.
Granted, but you stay in gerbil form for too long and can't change back. You are then put in your father's rectum during one of your parent's "kinky nights"

by Nua Gealach » Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:43 pm


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by Hornopolis » Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:38 pm
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by Magna Omega » Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:44 pm
Old Erisia wrote:Fanaglia wrote:I wish I had that cube thing from Animorphs that gives you the power to "acquire" creatures, and that it was in a safe, secret place where only I could access it and where it was completely protected from destruction.
Granted, but you stay in gerbil form for too long and can't change back. You are then put in your father's rectum during one of your parent's "kinky nights"

by Hornopolis » Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:56 pm
Magna Omega wrote:Attention JSA!
Today at 15:43 hours (Abh standard time) the Gal Mali Accords were signed thus bringing an official end to the Hyperborian War. Yes you heard it here! The Hyperborian war is over! Our people are coming home!
We thank all of the JSA forces who have fought so hard and valiantly to bring this war to an end. We also thank the Abh Empire for hosting the peace talks as well as MOSDC Fleet Admiral John Cadius who represented the JSA and signed the treaty. The many soles who have parished in this nobel war shall not be forgotten. On Delta Capita a candel light vigil is being held for the losses of the JSA and all of the innocent men, women, and children who have died at the hands of the Kahnate. All are welcome to attend.
IFMO cassualties:
Ships:
4 Ioda class frigates
1 Olympus class cruiser
29 F-897X Spiker starfighters
People:
4,532 KIA
6,819 WIA
412 MIA
OOC; Please post your cassualties if you were involved.

by Nua Gealach » Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:02 pm

by Magna Omega » Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:29 pm
Nua Gealach wrote:In honor of the fallen, the House of the Fallen will be presenting a plaque with a giant form of the Medallion of the Fallen on it, to be hosed on Delta Capita. We wish to extend our condolences, and would attend your vigil, but due to internal strife, that is impossible at the moment.
Hose of the Fallen,
Head of House Balkoavi
OOC:maybe now the almighty MO can swoop in and end my civil war lol.
Old Erisia wrote:Fanaglia wrote:I wish I had that cube thing from Animorphs that gives you the power to "acquire" creatures, and that it was in a safe, secret place where only I could access it and where it was completely protected from destruction.
Granted, but you stay in gerbil form for too long and can't change back. You are then put in your father's rectum during one of your parent's "kinky nights"

by Nua Gealach » Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:32 pm

by Kisia » Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:32 pm

by Hornopolis » Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:34 pm
Magna Omega wrote:Nua Gealach wrote:In honor of the fallen, the House of the Fallen will be presenting a plaque with a giant form of the Medallion of the Fallen on it, to be hosed on Delta Capita. We wish to extend our condolences, and would attend your vigil, but due to internal strife, that is impossible at the moment.
Hose of the Fallen,
Head of House Balkoavi
OOC:maybe now the almighty MO can swoop in and end my civil war lol.
I'll need to catch up with what's going on.

by Magna Omega » Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:38 pm
Kisia wrote:In honor of the fallen comrades of the JSA, In the Hyperborian War, we shall build a memorial in their honor.
On another point, i'm developing another new weapon of war! This one will use energy from a systems sun, and through some complex way, will hurl a massive fireball at the surface. I also desgning blueprints for a Black Hole gun.
Old Erisia wrote:Fanaglia wrote:I wish I had that cube thing from Animorphs that gives you the power to "acquire" creatures, and that it was in a safe, secret place where only I could access it and where it was completely protected from destruction.
Granted, but you stay in gerbil form for too long and can't change back. You are then put in your father's rectum during one of your parent's "kinky nights"

by Kisia » Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:41 pm
LULZ!....Ahem. Anyways, would you like the Black Hole Gun first, or the Fireball Cannon? Also, VE VANT MOAR FUNDING NOWS
by Hornopolis » Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:42 pm
Magna Omega wrote:Kisia wrote:In honor of the fallen comrades of the JSA, In the Hyperborian War, we shall build a memorial in their honor.
On another point, i'm developing another new weapon of war! This one will use energy from a systems sun, and through some complex way, will hurl a massive fireball at the surface. I also desgning blueprints for a Black Hole gun.
Nice job. It's good to see that somebody does their job as a JSA leader (looks at Emeraria).

by Nua Gealach » Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:48 pm
Magna Omega wrote:Kisia wrote:In honor of the fallen comrades of the JSA, In the Hyperborian War, we shall build a memorial in their honor.
On another point, i'm developing another new weapon of war! This one will use energy from a systems sun, and through some complex way, will hurl a massive fireball at the surface. I also desgning blueprints for a Black Hole gun.
Nice job. It's good to see that somebody does their job as a JSA leader (looks at Emeraria).

by Magna Omega » Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:49 pm
Old Erisia wrote:Fanaglia wrote:I wish I had that cube thing from Animorphs that gives you the power to "acquire" creatures, and that it was in a safe, secret place where only I could access it and where it was completely protected from destruction.
Granted, but you stay in gerbil form for too long and can't change back. You are then put in your father's rectum during one of your parent's "kinky nights"

by Magna Omega » Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:55 pm
Kisia wrote::rofl: LULZ!....Ahem. Anyways, would you like the Black Hole Gun first, or the Fireball Cannon? Also, VE VANT MOAR FUNDING NOWS
Old Erisia wrote:Fanaglia wrote:I wish I had that cube thing from Animorphs that gives you the power to "acquire" creatures, and that it was in a safe, secret place where only I could access it and where it was completely protected from destruction.
Granted, but you stay in gerbil form for too long and can't change back. You are then put in your father's rectum during one of your parent's "kinky nights"

by Nua Gealach » Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:01 pm

by Kisia » Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:01 pm
Magna Omega wrote:Kisia wrote::rofl: LULZ!....Ahem. Anyways, would you like the Black Hole Gun first, or the Fireball Cannon? Also, VE VANT MOAR FUNDING NOWS
Exomax Industries has agreed to fund your projects. They have already given you a sum total of 458 million Credits to begin production of the fireball weapon. Seeing as we've gone a bit overbudget in the Hyperborian War and our expansion into the Traverse we can provide you with little right now.

by Magna Omega » Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:27 pm
Nua Gealach wrote:OOC: Hey yall, I found another alliance that we might wanna talk to. The Brotherhood of Nod. They are a MT, PMT and FT alliance. We might gain something from talking to them. Just search there name, or look in II, first page.
Old Erisia wrote:Fanaglia wrote:I wish I had that cube thing from Animorphs that gives you the power to "acquire" creatures, and that it was in a safe, secret place where only I could access it and where it was completely protected from destruction.
Granted, but you stay in gerbil form for too long and can't change back. You are then put in your father's rectum during one of your parent's "kinky nights"

by Hornopolis » Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:35 pm
Magna Omega wrote:Nua Gealach wrote:OOC: Hey yall, I found another alliance that we might wanna talk to. The Brotherhood of Nod. They are a MT, PMT and FT alliance. We might gain something from talking to them. Just search there name, or look in II, first page.
As ambassador that is Hornopolis' paragotive.
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