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Peace for men
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Postby Peace for men » Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:12 pm

Thanks.

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Postby Magna Omega » Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:16 pm

PFM I forgot to mention; I'll let you use Nuclear weapons on the condition that you target no Bengarian civilians. Try to limit collateral damage in this case.
"Nuts." ~General Anthony Clement McAuliffe

Old Erisia wrote:
Fanaglia wrote:I wish I had that cube thing from Animorphs that gives you the power to "acquire" creatures, and that it was in a safe, secret place where only I could access it and where it was completely protected from destruction.

Granted, but you stay in gerbil form for too long and can't change back. You are then put in your father's rectum during one of your parent's "kinky nights"

Station 12 wrote:I'm never going to die.

You can all remember me for my lack of dyingness.

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Postby Peace for men » Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:57 pm

Right.

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Postby Magna Omega » Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:03 pm

I had recently got a message from Hornopolis stating that some members of the JSA are "unhappy with my style of leadership". If so please come forth and state your grievances. I'll be more that happy to address them accordingly.


Also the JSA embassies thread is now open. Here is the link: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=36016

Not that no JSA members need to make embassies. You already have them when you join. I've stated the embassies of the major JSA members.
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Old Erisia wrote:
Fanaglia wrote:I wish I had that cube thing from Animorphs that gives you the power to "acquire" creatures, and that it was in a safe, secret place where only I could access it and where it was completely protected from destruction.

Granted, but you stay in gerbil form for too long and can't change back. You are then put in your father's rectum during one of your parent's "kinky nights"

Station 12 wrote:I'm never going to die.

You can all remember me for my lack of dyingness.

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Postby Ozymos » Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:04 pm

Magna Omega wrote:I had recently got a message from Hornopolis stating that some members of the JSA are "unhappy with my style of leadership". If so please come forth and state your grievances. I'll be more that happy to address them accordingly.


No issues here, old chap.
"Through adversity, to the stars!"
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Magna Omega
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Postby Magna Omega » Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:05 pm

Well here in the JSA free speech is always prevalent. I just want to hear what one may have on your mind.
"Nuts." ~General Anthony Clement McAuliffe

Old Erisia wrote:
Fanaglia wrote:I wish I had that cube thing from Animorphs that gives you the power to "acquire" creatures, and that it was in a safe, secret place where only I could access it and where it was completely protected from destruction.

Granted, but you stay in gerbil form for too long and can't change back. You are then put in your father's rectum during one of your parent's "kinky nights"

Station 12 wrote:I'm never going to die.

You can all remember me for my lack of dyingness.

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Postby Magna Omega » Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:13 pm

Ok now Hornopolis says that it's been PFM who's been complaining. Care to elaborate PFM?
"Nuts." ~General Anthony Clement McAuliffe

Old Erisia wrote:
Fanaglia wrote:I wish I had that cube thing from Animorphs that gives you the power to "acquire" creatures, and that it was in a safe, secret place where only I could access it and where it was completely protected from destruction.

Granted, but you stay in gerbil form for too long and can't change back. You are then put in your father's rectum during one of your parent's "kinky nights"

Station 12 wrote:I'm never going to die.

You can all remember me for my lack of dyingness.

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Kisia
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Postby Kisia » Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:49 pm

VE VANT NUKES TO USE VHENEVER VE VANT!!!
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Zuulman: Kisia is my spirit animal.

Daimler-Benz: There's spilling blood and dragging an inflatable kiddy pool around with you to drain your enemies' jugulars into so that you might be able to swim in it

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Postby Ozymos » Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:51 pm

Kisia wrote:VE VANT NUKES TO USE VHENEVER VE VANT!!!


If I reall correctly, isn't the JSA an FT alliance? If so, why are we bothered about nukes when we have the potential to create artificial black holes? :eyebrow:

Just a thought
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Postby Magna Omega » Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:57 pm

Ya true. But we still can use nukes. The IFMO seldom uses nukes but I'm talking about ground targets. They have a much deadlier effect when being fired at a planet based city than at a starship 200,000 km away if you think about it.
"Nuts." ~General Anthony Clement McAuliffe

Old Erisia wrote:
Fanaglia wrote:I wish I had that cube thing from Animorphs that gives you the power to "acquire" creatures, and that it was in a safe, secret place where only I could access it and where it was completely protected from destruction.

Granted, but you stay in gerbil form for too long and can't change back. You are then put in your father's rectum during one of your parent's "kinky nights"

Station 12 wrote:I'm never going to die.

You can all remember me for my lack of dyingness.

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Postby Nua Gealach » Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:20 pm

very nice embassy thread if you ask me. Well organized.

I only have one grievance, and I think its more of a pet peeve than anything.

Its about the entire JSA. Something seems to be missing, and I think I have figured it out. What we need, in my opinion, is an idea of a meeting deal. We already know that you, MO, are the leader and you have ruled well. But my idea is that once and a while, we hold a meeting of the active members to discuss the things going on since the last meeting. I think it should be annual, from x to x. Maybe every other week or so. Again, council-mentality is sort of the way I think, so its just a little thing I always cook up.

I just thought of another. Perhaps a Galactic Summit led by the JSA? Invite the Galactic leaders to Delta Capita to discuss war, zoning's, trade deals, the Galaxy at large, Brittney Spears, etc. This is just a idea in the pot that is still not on boil, but I'm working out kinks as I go. I think it is something that might put the JSA on the map. Yes? No? Maybe? Yo? Meh? Mes? Mo?
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Postby Ozymos » Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:23 pm

Nua Gealach wrote:I just thought of another. Perhaps a Galactic Summit led by the JSA? Invite the Galactic leaders to Delta Capita to discuss war, zoning's, trade deals, the Galaxy at large, Brittney Spears, etc. This is just a idea in the pot that is still not on boil, but I'm working out kinks as I go. I think it is something that might put the JSA on the map. Yes? No? Maybe? Yo? Meh? Mes? Mo?


She's still alive this far into the future?! Oh God No!

But seriously, interesting proposal.
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Postby Magna Omega » Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:25 pm

Nua Gealach wrote:very nice embassy thread if you ask me. Well organized.

I only have one grievance, and I think its more of a pet peeve than anything.

Its about the entire JSA. Something seems to be missing, and I think I have figured it out. What we need, in my opinion, is an idea of a meeting deal. We already know that you, MO, are the leader and you have ruled well. But my idea is that once and a while, we hold a meeting of the active members to discuss the things going on since the last meeting. I think it should be annual, from x to x. Maybe every other week or so. Again, council-mentality is sort of the way I think, so its just a little thing I always cook up.

I just thought of another. Perhaps a Galactic Summit led by the JSA? Invite the Galactic leaders to Delta Capita to discuss war, zoning's, trade deals, the Galaxy at large, Brittney Spears, etc. This is just a idea in the pot that is still not on boil, but I'm working out kinks as I go. I think it is something that might put the JSA on the map. Yes? No? Maybe? Yo? Meh? Mes? Mo?

Wow. You hit it dead on the head. You see all this time I've been saying that Delta Capita is a place of meeting for the JSA...but we never meet! I'll arrange meeting sessions soon. I'll need to establish the proper schedule.

As for a summit; I'd thought of that a LONG time ago but forgot. I'll probably try to revitalize that as well.
"Nuts." ~General Anthony Clement McAuliffe

Old Erisia wrote:
Fanaglia wrote:I wish I had that cube thing from Animorphs that gives you the power to "acquire" creatures, and that it was in a safe, secret place where only I could access it and where it was completely protected from destruction.

Granted, but you stay in gerbil form for too long and can't change back. You are then put in your father's rectum during one of your parent's "kinky nights"

Station 12 wrote:I'm never going to die.

You can all remember me for my lack of dyingness.

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Postby Nua Gealach » Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:30 pm

You know, when I post something, I always love it when two thigs happen:

1. When someone notices the ottity and points it out in a funny way (Oz)

2. When it does good to a person (MO

YAY!!! MY GOALS ARE DONE!!!

EDIT: And if you need any help MO, just ask.
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Postby Hornopolis » Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:56 pm

4/11/11

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Postby Magna Omega » Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:07 pm


Added. Thanks.
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Old Erisia wrote:
Fanaglia wrote:I wish I had that cube thing from Animorphs that gives you the power to "acquire" creatures, and that it was in a safe, secret place where only I could access it and where it was completely protected from destruction.

Granted, but you stay in gerbil form for too long and can't change back. You are then put in your father's rectum during one of your parent's "kinky nights"

Station 12 wrote:I'm never going to die.

You can all remember me for my lack of dyingness.

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Postby Magna Omega » Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:20 pm

A new section to the Alliance Military Doctrine! The new section 6 states that JSA coalitions shall be formed in the event of conflict breakout. This is in leu of the recent strife with conflict management to see that nothing like this ever happens again. Please read the section thoroughly.
"Nuts." ~General Anthony Clement McAuliffe

Old Erisia wrote:
Fanaglia wrote:I wish I had that cube thing from Animorphs that gives you the power to "acquire" creatures, and that it was in a safe, secret place where only I could access it and where it was completely protected from destruction.

Granted, but you stay in gerbil form for too long and can't change back. You are then put in your father's rectum during one of your parent's "kinky nights"

Station 12 wrote:I'm never going to die.

You can all remember me for my lack of dyingness.

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Postby Hornopolis » Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:28 pm

Magna Omega wrote:A new section to the Alliance Military Doctrine! The new section 6 states that JSA coalitions shall be formed in the event of conflict breakout. This is in leu of the recent strife with conflict management to see that nothing like this ever happens again. Please read the section thoroughly.

Huzzah! no more strife!
4/11/11

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Postby Magna Omega » Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:30 pm

Hornopolis wrote:
Magna Omega wrote:A new section to the Alliance Military Doctrine! The new section 6 states that JSA coalitions shall be formed in the event of conflict breakout. This is in leu of the recent strife with conflict management to see that nothing like this ever happens again. Please read the section thoroughly.

Huzzah! no more strife!

Indeed...
"Nuts." ~General Anthony Clement McAuliffe

Old Erisia wrote:
Fanaglia wrote:I wish I had that cube thing from Animorphs that gives you the power to "acquire" creatures, and that it was in a safe, secret place where only I could access it and where it was completely protected from destruction.

Granted, but you stay in gerbil form for too long and can't change back. You are then put in your father's rectum during one of your parent's "kinky nights"

Station 12 wrote:I'm never going to die.

You can all remember me for my lack of dyingness.

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Postby Hornopolis » Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:43 pm

Federal-Network update!

Murder is in the air all over Costov as prominent Communist 'leaders' are arrested and a shot in Moscow today just after Sky Marshal Dienes proclaimes a no Communism law, as we speak all over the world prominent Communist 'leaders' are being rounded up and either killed or jailed, today Ivan Petrenko, a well known Communist was jailed and hung at mid-morning in St. Petersburg, Russia ... want to learn more?
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Magna Omega
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Postby Magna Omega » Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:51 pm

To: UCFH

We are greatly disturbed to hear of this unlawful extermination on Costov. Communism may not be looked kindly upon in the JSA but it is legal to an extant. Cicil rights are a key factor in the way this alliance runs. Thus far Hornopolis has shown little regard for the Alliance Doctrine so before we have a repeat episode of prior conflicts between our governments I demand that these executions cease at once. Unlawful executions without trial is a crime against the freedoms that your people so well deserve. Do not make them suffer further.

Your Faithful Ally,
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Verrian Augustus, Prime Minister of the Interstellar Federation, leader of the JSA
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Old Erisia wrote:
Fanaglia wrote:I wish I had that cube thing from Animorphs that gives you the power to "acquire" creatures, and that it was in a safe, secret place where only I could access it and where it was completely protected from destruction.

Granted, but you stay in gerbil form for too long and can't change back. You are then put in your father's rectum during one of your parent's "kinky nights"

Station 12 wrote:I'm never going to die.

You can all remember me for my lack of dyingness.

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Postby Hornopolis » Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:59 pm

Magna Omega wrote:To: UCFH

We are greatly disturbed to hear of this unlawful extermination on Costov. Communism may not be looked kindly upon in the JSA but it is legal to an extant. Cicil rights are a key factor in the way this alliance runs. Thus far Hornopolis has shown little regard for the Alliance Doctrine so before we have a repeat episode of prior conflicts between our governments I demand that these executions cease at once. Unlawful executions without trial is a crime against the freedoms that your people so well deserve. Do not make them suffer further.

Your Faithful Ally,
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Verrian Augustus, Prime Minister of the Interstellar Federation, leader of the JSA


To:IFMO

I had no idea my latest proclamation would rile up so much strife against the Communist Party, I will do everything in my power to try and stop these unlawful bursts of hate and discrimination, I apologise to the JSA community for this unrest.

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Postby Magna Omega » Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:03 pm

To: Sky Marshal Randolph Dienes

With all due respect sir how could you possibly have thought that the communist party would NOT be offended by the mass murder of their people? I am just glad that this matter has been resolved peacefully. I do not wish to see anything else like this in the JSA.

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Old Erisia wrote:
Fanaglia wrote:I wish I had that cube thing from Animorphs that gives you the power to "acquire" creatures, and that it was in a safe, secret place where only I could access it and where it was completely protected from destruction.

Granted, but you stay in gerbil form for too long and can't change back. You are then put in your father's rectum during one of your parent's "kinky nights"

Station 12 wrote:I'm never going to die.

You can all remember me for my lack of dyingness.

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Postby Hornopolis » Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:09 pm

To:IFMO

I did not mean I didn't know that what I proclaimed would offend the beasts, I did not expect to see this many attacks on the Red community, I am sorry once again that this problem has gotten out of hand.

Your friend and ally,
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Postby Hornopolis » Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:40 pm

To:IFMO
From:Arachnid Council

The Arachnid race wishes to establish an embassy within Delta Capita. We would like to know that since we are part of the Federation yet an autonomous part we do not know if we have to apply for one. Respond soon.
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