Allāh, al-Waṭan, al-Malik!

[Shazbotdom]

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From. Syrian Arab Republic

We officially recognize The Kingdom of Iraq.

Your control of Northern Syria is numbered.

FROM THE OFFICE OF HIS MOST HIGH
COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF THE ARMED FORCES
DEFENDER OF THE EMPIRE
KEEPER OF THE IMPERIAL SWORD
THE SUPREME EMPEROR OF SHAZBOTDOM
MR. LARRY WILLIAMS

TO: Syrian Arab Republic
Such big words coming from such a small man. You don't even have the balls to sign your messages with your actual name because you seem afraid of what would be done to you if you attempted anything. You do realize that the Iraqi Government you are threatening not only has the backing of the Axis Commonwealth, but also the membership of the Brimstone Pact and the Regional Alliance of Gholgoth? I bet if you even attempt to do anything to Iraq, dozens of nations would be knocking on your doorstep with their militaries slaughtering any and all military members that you attempted to throw at them.
I suggest that you watch yourself, because the masses are watching and we do not take kindly to idle threats from those that we would consider "girly men". Stifle your mouth.

[Arab Republic of Syria]

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To. Shazbatom
From. Bashar al-Assad

Iraq is northern Syria, Iraq and Syria are inseparable, Jordan too is Northern Syria and so is Kuwait.

The neo-colonialist forces seek to divide our Greater Syrian nation into smaller entities, this will not be tolerated.

We recognize the King as the leader, but he should be subject to Syrian rule.

[Shazbotdom]

FROM THE OFFICE OF HIS MOST HIGH
COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF THE ARMED FORCES
DEFENDER OF THE EMPIRE
KEEPER OF THE IMPERIAL SWORD
THE SUPREME EMPEROR OF SHAZBOTDOM
MR. LARRY WILLIAMS

TO: Syrian Arab Republic
I should have figured it was the Girly Man "Al Assad". The people here in the Empire consider you the strongest of all the girly men. Although not strong enough to be considered a real man. I warn you one last time and you better listen up and take this to heart as the next time you will hear this warning it will be from a Shazbotdom Marine while you stare down the barrel of his weapon second before he pulls the trigger, decorating your office in brain matter grey. Do NOT make any acts of aggression against Iraq as they are an Independent Sovereign Nation under the protection of the membership of the Axis Commonwealth. Failure to follow this warning will result in your death.

[Paddy O Fernature]

"The Arab Republic of Syria is just the latest upstart pisspot nation, attempting to make some noise on the international scene in the hopes of gaining someones attention. If this nation were a puppy, it would be a scruffy little mongrel, fresh out of the gutter and living on the streets that couldn't possibly understand what was happening in the big and scary world around them. For this puppy lacks even the most basic of intelligence about said world, and fumbles about annoying the other, bigger dogs in it's immediate vicinity without a clue as to what would happen should those bigger dogs decide to end the annoying yapping."

-Wallace McBeth, President of the Dominion's response when asked about the threats issued against the allied state of Shazbotdom and Ganos Lao.

[Yalos]

Official Communique of the Nationalist Yalosii Government Addressed Towards: The Pretender Bashar Al-Assad From the Desk of Divine Eyuka Empress, Janice Yunskattatta XVII Encryption: None To the pathetic pretender to the legitimate and righteous claim of the Kingdom of Iraq, Please stop embarrassing yourself, and resign from office. As it stands, your teensy little tin-pot Islamic Communist dictatorship is in no position to make threats, demands or accusations; instead, it is in the perfect position to be bombed into so many fragments and torn apart. Back down while you still have a chance. Thank you for your time, and I hope you have a pleasant evening --Empress Eyuka Janice

[Nejem (Ancient)]

HRM Sultan Bassam El-Amin

To His Majesty, King Daud of Iraq,

Salaam alaikum, Your Majesty. I understand that you may be busy, but I would be interested in meeting you at your earliest convenience. I would like to discuss possible alliances, trade deals, and certain security issues.

Looking forward to your response.
Sincerely,
HRM Sultan Bassam El-Amin

[Ganos Lao]

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HRM Sultan Bassam El-Amin

To His Majesty, King Daud of Iraq,

Salaam alaikum, Your Majesty. I understand that you may be busy, but I would be interested in meeting you at your earliest convenience. I would like to discuss possible alliances, trade deals, and certain security issues.

Looking forward to your response.
Sincerely,
HRM Sultan Bassam El-Amin

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"Allāh, al-Waṭan, al-Malik!"

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To: Bassam El-Amin, Sultan of Nejem
From: Daud I, the King of Iraq
Subject: Scheduling a meeting.
Encryption: None

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Wa alaykumu as-salam. I would be more than welcome to meet you to discuss those topics. Unfortunately I am busy with matters of state, namely my ongoing tour of the country.

Perhaps, after my coronation has been concluded, we can meet one another? If so, then I will schedule you in for a prompt audience. You are more than welcome, your family included, to attend the coronation as an honored guest if you so wish.

I look forward to establishing diplomatic relations with your nation. May the Peace, Mercy and Blessing of Allah be upon you, your family and your people.

Signed,
His Majesty, the King of Iraq,
Daud I, House Zurithalissaran

[Ganos Lao]

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To. Shazbatom
From. Bashar al-Assad

Iraq is northern Syria, Iraq and Syria are inseparable, Jordan too is Northern Syria and so is Kuwait.

The neo-colonialist forces seek to divide our Greater Syrian nation into smaller entities, this will not be tolerated.

We recognize the King as the leader, but he should be subject to Syrian rule.

"Allāh, al-Waṭan, al-Malik!"

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To: "Bashar al-Assad" of the "Arab Republic of Syria"
From: Daud I, the King of Iraq
Subject: To oblige your apparent wish.
Encryption: None

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If you would like to see your nation divided even further into smaller entities, then by all means, please do pay us a visit. We'll certainly oblige.

Signed,
His Majesty, the King of Iraq,
Daud I, House Zurithalissaran

[McNernia]

The Lieutenant General was confused, on his last few missions to the little countries, the places usually had a command structure of some kind to work with. "Well I am soldier of Emilion IV but I went through Sandhill Military School coming out with a Lieutenants insignia on my shoulders before rising through the ranks to the command of a Lieutenant General." Clarence was annoyed but he kept himself civil. "I would like to speak to your superiors and the Cuscatlani on my ideas for training. ASAP. If it please them."

[Ganos Lao]

The Lieutenant General was confused, on his last few missions to the little countries, the places usually had a command structure of some kind to work with. "Well I am soldier of Emilion IV but I went through Sandhill Military School coming out with a Lieutenants insignia on my shoulders before rising through the ranks to the command of a Lieutenant General." Clarence was annoyed but he kept himself civil. "I would like to speak to your superiors and the Cuscatlani on my ideas for training. ASAP. If it please them."

Al-Halabi nodded, noticing the slight annoyance on Clarence's face. "Forgive me, friend, but I have merely not been told what rank I shall have in the new Iraq. We are still consolidating everything."

He looked to one of his underlings, who handed him a phone. "I shall call the Minister of Defense for you, and schedule a meeting. As for the Cuscatlani, you must ask them for talks yourself."

After al-Halabi spoke to the minister, for what felt like an hour even if not that long, he returned the phone and beamed brightly at Clarence. "Friend, the Minister will meet you now. We will head to the Ministry of Defense's temporary headquarters, where you can discuss business with Minister al-Qudsi. Oh, and my rank is Commander of the Royal Guard. I shall officially begin my work when the King arrives, so until then you need not worry about formalities."

[El Cuscatlan]

OOC: Sorry for not responding, I lost myself in this thread .

Mcnernian wish was materializing - Cuscatlani General Neto Oliveira was now on his way to Iraq, to help in training Iraqi armed forces. Tall, with majestic posture, but also quite old man who spend half of his life in Paratapais 6th Airborne brigade - the most elite unit this county had. Later he was commander of 3rd Airborne Division of Gran Cuscatlan, to be soon placed in command of Whole Paratapais military district. Now he retired, but was going to be major advisor form Cuscatlani side to new Iraqi government.

His plane, followed by another delivery of Military equipment in form of T90 tanks, just touched the ground. Neto left it, protected by four men in army Officer Protection Corps uniforms - each holding SCAR-L in their hands, walking in Diamond formation, after advance team checked the airport.

[Bolrieg]

To the Pretender "King" David

Yes I'm not addressing you by that ridicules name you call yourself now, you are a filthy usurper, a war criminal and a coward you murdered my father in cold blood and you take that which is not yours you squat in the property of his Grand Majesty High King Hegrod IX although he may have an uneasy peace with you Ganosi Goat-Fuckers and the Shazi Spastic-Sheep-Wankers the Jalnazic will not, you piss on the legacy of Darnolf the Conqueror you seek, to create a Calphate Fucktaclust, you will be judged by the righteous warriors from the fatherland, Queen Quinn will never see the town of Knin and you "Daud" will drown in the blood of everyone who ever loved you or who you loved and I'll have my vengeance the Jalnatzic will wreak harsh justice upon you.

Signed Julipine Kladnov son and successor of the great Andresus Kladnov, the new Leader of the Jalnatzic.

[McNernia]

The Mcnernian looked at the Iraqi, the situation was something that would make the Mcnernian Army upset. "Well I am fine." Clarence visibly relaxed when he had heard the explanation. "But to have a machine half baked would surely not be the best."

Clarence nodded signaling an aide to give him a phone, he knew some of the Cuscaltani comm links. "Please do, I have a phone on me so I can ask the Cuscatlani advisors when I must."

The Mcnernian smiled a bright smile looking at the Iraqi. "Very good, I have transport and well we can get going." He waved a Pseujonda over, the machines doors were opening on the back and two others were drawn up as escorts. Clarence opened the back door, "well Commander Al-Halabi. Let's get going."

[Ganos Lao]

OOC: Sorry for not responding, I lost myself in this thread .

Mcnernian wish was materializing - after the coronation was done and the whole business done also, Cuscatlani General Neto Oliveira was now on his way to Iraq, to help in training Iraqi armed forces. Tall, with majestic posture, but also quite old man who spend half of his life in Paratapais 6th Airborne brigade - the most elite unit this county had. Later he was commander of 3rd Airborne Division of Gran Cuscatlan, to be soon placed in command of Whole Paratapais military district. Now he retired, but was going to be major advisor form Cuscatlani side to new Iraqi government.

His plane, followed by another delivery of Military equipment in form of T90 tanks, just touched the ground. Neto left it, protected by four men in army Officer Protection Corps uniforms - each holding SCAR-L in their hands, walking in Diamond formation, after advance team checked the airport.

OOC: The coronation hasn't been done just yet. The King is currently touring Iraq while en route to Baghdad for it.

[El Cuscatlan]

OOC: Sorry for not responding, I lost myself in this thread .

Mcnernian wish was materializing - after the coronation was done and the whole business done also, Cuscatlani General Neto Oliveira was now on his way to Iraq, to help in training Iraqi armed forces. Tall, with majestic posture, but also quite old man who spend half of his life in Paratapais 6th Airborne brigade - the most elite unit this county had. Later he was commander of 3rd Airborne Division of Gran Cuscatlan, to be soon placed in command of Whole Paratapais military district. Now he retired, but was going to be major advisor form Cuscatlani side to new Iraqi government.

His plane, followed by another delivery of Military equipment in form of T90 tanks, just touched the ground. Neto left it, protected by four men in army Officer Protection Corps uniforms - each holding SCAR-L in their hands, walking in Diamond formation, after advance team checked the airport.

OOC: The coronation hasn't been done just yet. The King is currently touring Iraq while en route to Baghdad for it.

OOC: Correction done.

[Nejem (Ancient)]

Baghdad, the Kingdom of Iraq

Sultan Bassam Abdhullah El-Amin and his wife, Sultana Fatimah Ai'sha El-Amin had just landed in Baghdad and had made their way to one of the city's five star hotels. The royal couple had arrived early, some days before the coronation of King Daud, in order to gain their bearings. It was their first state visit together, and they saw great promise in dealing with this King of Iraq. Sultan Bassam hoped that through his dealings with Iraq, his country would modernize and its military would become stronger through arms deals, but of course, one had to be delicate with such things. There were two businesses for countries of the Middle East that were especially lucrative and borderline dangerous: the arms manufacturing sector and the oil trade. And while Bassam felt confident in King Daud's respect of him, he needed to be wary of being too hasty. And so, he and his staff waited for the arrival of King Daud and the beginning of the coronation.

[Ganos Lao]

To: His Royal Majesty, Daud I, King of Iraq.
To: Faisal Allawi,
Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Iraq.

From: LHC Cuban Ambassador to Iraq:
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Ernesto Gómez Abascal:

LHC Cuba will send 1,000 educators, 1,000 doctors and 1,000 nurses to Iraq for a year, free of charge $. However, other forms of payment $, trade and cooperation could be worked out and agreed. LHC Cuba wishes to open an LHC Cuban Democracy School in Iraq? To teach Iraquis in the democratic process and values, as we have learned ourselves. We dont claim to have invented them, but we want to share our democratic experiences and values as we have learned them. You may (RP) publish articles on our assistance to your nation in your local media, as long as you state Free $ LHC Cuban volunteer workers.

We would like the right to (RP) publish and promote the LHC Cuban Democracy School in your nation's media, should we desire too? You may comment on or do the same.

We are interested in negotiating and purchasing $ 10,000 barrels of Iraqui Oil per day for a one year contract?

LHC Cuban Ambassador to Iraq, Ernesto Gómez Abascal.
President Raúl Castro Ruz, Leader of the Democratic Revolution, Fidel Castro Ruz.
LHC Cuban State Council of Ministers Collective.
Democratic Communist Socialist Republic of La Habana Cuba.

"Allāh, al-Waṭan, al-Malik!"

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To: LHC Cuban Ambassador to Iraq, Ernesto Gómez Abascal and President Raúl Castro Ruz, Leader of the Democratic Revolution, Fidel Castro Ruz.
From: Faisal Allawi, Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Iraq
Subject: A unity of spirit.
Encryption: None

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The Kingdom of Iraq would warmly welcome the humanitarian assistance that the Cubans are willing to pledge us; those educators, doctors and nurses shall prove most useful in our reconstruction efforts. We also would welcome the construction of an LHC Cuban Democracy School in our capital, Baghdad, in the hopes of educating our people to hold firmly onto the values of a democratic and free society. You would be most welcome to promote it throughout our country as well.

Negotiations concerning Iraqi oil can also be conducted via a meeting, at the earliest convenience of your ambassador.

We look forward to the formation of a mutually beneficial friendship between our two nations.

Signed,
Faisal Allawi,
Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Iraq

[Ganos Lao]

bump

[Bolrieg]

To the Traitors and puppets of a foreign power.

We refuse to recognise your pathetic attempt at playing country as you aren't a country you've never been ruled by your own you are just a bunch kneelers surrendering themselves to a different power when they don't like their current one, but for now you can play King in his castle but remember if you try anything stupid against us we'll be back and then no mercy will be shown and that goes for all Islamists remember our hand will reach you even in Mecca.
I hope we understand each other.

Signed His Grand Majesty High King Hegrod IX.

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"Allāh, al-Waṭan, al-Malik!"

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To: Arch War-Criminal Hegrod
From: Daud I, the King of Iraq
Subject: Okay then.
Encryption: None

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What you've just written me is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent letter were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in my government who has read this letter is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may Allah have mercy on your soul.

Signed,
His Majesty, the King of Iraq,
Daud I, House Zurithalissaran

To David or Daud or whatever you want to call yourself.

You are not a King you are an idiot who thinks he is, the Iraqis will never accept you anymore than they would accept me less even because fear is a good tactic to use against a conquered people.
You will never know how to run a country you fucked your mother, you fucked your sisters, your brothers and even with the demon spawn you spewed out of your breeding, sand-chimps never accept do-gooder foreign occupation, did you really think just slicing off your foreskin will get them to bow to you, if so you and your "government" are completely thick and don't just blame letters you incestuous and inbred crustacean.
I will be your downfall.

Signed His Grand Majesty High King Hegrod IX

[Transnapastain]

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"Allāh, al-Waṭan, al-Malik!"

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To: Arch War-Criminal Hegrod
From: Daud I, the King of Iraq
Subject: Okay then.
Encryption: None

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What you've just written me is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent letter were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in my government who has read this letter is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may Allah have mercy on your soul.

Signed,
His Majesty, the King of Iraq,
Daud I, House Zurithalissaran

To David or Daud or whatever you want to call yourself.

You are not a King you are an idiot who thinks he is, the Iraqis will never accept you anymore than they would accept me less even because fear is a good tactic to use against a conquered people.
You will never know how to run a country you fucked your mother, you fucked your sisters, your brothers and even with the demon spawn you spewed out of your breeding, sand-chimps never accept do-gooder foreign occupation, did you really think just slicing off your foreskin will get them to bow to you, if so you and your "government" are completely thick and don't just blame letters you incestuous and inbred crustacean.
I will be your downfall.

Signed His Grand Majesty High King Hegrod IX

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[Silver Beach]

To: King Daud

As has already been previously discussed in private discussions between Iraq and Silver Beach, the Sultan more than happily offers official recognition to the Second Iraqi Kingdom. Iraq is an historic nation, and we are glad that we can a strong man such as Daud be able to ascend to the throne of Iraq. Iraq is a nation much like ours. The Sultan hopes that relations can flourish between Iraq and Silver Beach, and the Sultan would love to attend the coronation of Daud as King of Iraq with his daughter. We hope that Baghdad will be overjoyed at the coronation of Daud as the new King of Iraq.

From,
Hassan
Crown Prince of Silver Beach
Minister of Foreign Affairs

After the letter was signed, sealed, and sent to Iraq, Crown Prince Hassan began to make preparations to visit the Majlis(Parliament). He wanted to give aid to this nation, and he needed Parliamentary approval. He could see already that Silver Beach and Iraq were going to be great friends. They had very similar structures, both predominantly Shia nations with Monarchs, with Iraq being a Kingdom and Silver Beach being a Sultanate; ultimately a difference in terminology only.

[Shazbotdom]

IC:
SCENE: Pelican Kilo 138, In the skies over Iraq

20:49 Zulu

The Pelican was on a route to the Iraqi Capital on a path that would take it away from major population cents to ensure that it would not be spotted by militants who were not obliterated by the Ganosians quite yet. It banked slightly to get in a direct line to the Iraqi capital when oner a sand dunes they found a truck convoy that was not identified. Slowing and dropping down to the deck, they radioed the location to command and took a different way around. They were 10 minutes out from the capital.

[Ganos Lao]

To: King Daud

As has already been previously discussed in private discussions between Iraq and Silver Beach, the Sultan more than happily offers official recognition to the Second Iraqi Kingdom. Iraq is an historic nation, and we are glad that we can a strong man such as Daud be able to ascend to the throne of Iraq. Iraq is a nation much like ours. The Sultan hopes that relations can flourish between Iraq and Silver Beach, and the Sultan would love to attend the coronation of Daud as King of Iraq with his daughter. We hope that Baghdad will be overjoyed at the coronation of Daud as the new King of Iraq.

From,
Hassan
Crown Prince of Silver Beach
Minister of Foreign Affairs

After the letter was signed, sealed, and sent to Iraq, Crown Prince Hassan began to make preparations to visit the Majlis(Parliament). He wanted to give aid to this nation, and he needed Parliamentary approval. He could see already that Silver Beach and Iraq were going to be great friends. They had very similar structures, both predominantly Shia nations with Monarchs, with Iraq being a Kingdom and Silver Beach being a Sultanate; ultimately a difference in terminology only.

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"Allāh, al-Waṭan, al-Malik!"

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To: Hassan, Crown Prince of Silver Beach
From: Daud I, the King of Iraq
Subject: You are most welcome.
Encryption: None

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I would most certainly welcome the Sultan and his daughter to my coronation, and it is also my sincerest hope that relations between our two countries can flourish, that we will become firm friends. I thank you for your best wishes, and hope for peace and prosperity to rain down upon you and the people of Silver Beach in turn. You are free to arrive in Iraq at your convenience.

Signed,
His Majesty, the King of Iraq,
Daud I, House Zurithalissaran

[Ganos Lao]

Baghdad, the Kingdom of Iraq

Sultan Bassam Abdhullah El-Amin and his wife, Sultana Fatimah Ai'sha El-Amin had just landed in Baghdad and had made their way to one of the city's five star hotels. The royal couple had arrived early, some days before the coronation of King Daud, in order to gain their bearings. It was their first state visit together, and they saw great promise in dealing with this King of Iraq. Sultan Bassam hoped that through his dealings with Iraq, his country would modernize and its military would become stronger through arms deals, but of course, one had to be delicate with such things. There were two businesses for countries of the Middle East that were especially lucrative and borderline dangerous: the arms manufacturing sector and the oil trade. And while Bassam felt confident in King Daud's respect of him, he needed to be wary of being too hasty. And so, he and his staff waited for the arrival of King Daud and the beginning of the coronation.

The Sultan of Nejem and his wife were warmly welcomed by their Iraqi hosts, who bade them welcome to the country.

They explained that all foreign visitors were to be given accomodation at a local hotel, which was currently striving to offer the best service despite the ongoing reconstruction. The King's men led them into their awaiting motorcade and took them to the hotel, whereat they were told that until the coronation was held, they would be free to relax at the hotel and learn as much about the Kingdom of Iraq as would please them. They were given a fine suite, full of welcoming gifts and a beautiful view of the capital, which seemed to be lit up with activity as citizens and soldiers alike tended to restoring buildings, ensuring criminals would not take advantage of the situation, and that queues for supplies did not end up into disastrous instances of mass trampling.

[Automagfreek]

The New Gothic Empire of Automagfreek

From the Desk of Lord Damien Dreadfire II

The Freekish Empire would like to make a general declaration of support for our Gothic ally, King Daud I. As a fellow Gothic Lord, he enjoys all of the rights and protections afforded by the Gholgoth Regional Alliance, and by extension the support of the Freekish Empire in all ventures, may they be diplomatically, economically, and militarily. We would advise against any unjust and unwarranted aggression against our ally, and any actions undertaken by aggressive parties will be met with extreme force.

These words are not to be taken lightly. Having said that, we wish King Daud I success in whatever endeavors he undertakes.


Lord Damien Dreadfire II
Supreme Warlord of the Freekish Empire