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A staging-point for declarations of war and other major diplomatic events. [In character]

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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Tue Jan 30, 2024 3:11 am

Since they picked areas far from each other, the candidates had to ride with two different FNGs to reach their destinations. Soon, they were all dropped off, and theirs tests officially began.

Sunny Warmth found no apples in his immediate area, but he soon came to a huge lake with big sand dunes. "At least I won't be thirsty," he chuckled. He then went hiking in search of his favorite food, keeping his eyes open for potential trouble along the way. He soon found one lone apple tree which appeared very old, surrounded by several others that were clearly younger and much weaker. It was likely that the old one was intentionally planted, which also meant that its top had been grafted onto a strong rootstock. The newer ones were its offspring, which had not been grafted. Whatever house they had been planted in front of had long since biodegraded back into the earth.

Sparky had expected there to be nothing in his chosen area but grass, but to his surprise, a mighty herd of bison soon appeared. Without human predation, these animals had not only come back from the brink of extinction, but were obviously doing quite well! He wondered if any predator animals had arrived in the area to prey on them.

Cold One sauntered up to the shack and found its door locked. A whiff of something cooking was detected, but only for a fleeting moment. Was someone already living here, or was it his imagination? He readied himself for a fight as he pondered whether he should destroy the lock or pick it. He decided to pick it, because that way, he would be able to use it to protect himself later, if need be.

El Loco quickly found that many Mexican structures remained, though they were all overgrown and the roads had so many plants and trees in them that they were all but impassible to vehicles. He was halfway up in the mountains, safe from both snow and the notorious heat of the Mexican lowlands. He got the idea to look for a motorcycle and fuel. Sword Hoof had told him to leave his own bike back home, but he still wanted to ride. To his initial delight, he indeed found something - but it was only a scooter-type motorbike. Not only that, it was made for humans, hopelessly rusted, and its rubber parts were gone entirely - lost to biodegradation. Its gasoline had also evaporated. He kicked the useless relic in frustration.

Sword Hoof sauntered into Miami like he owned the place, walking through its overgrown ruins with ease, but he soon came to an area with clean metal roads. Not only was this a sure sign of activity, but Decepticon activity at that. He quickly used his urban stealth skills to stay hidden between the ruined buildings as he progressed to see what was going on. Before long, he came to a huge Decepticon-sized sign in Binary. As a Megatronist, he had learned Binary in order to better follow Leader Megatron. This allowed him to read it easily: CARJACK AGRICULTURE SHIPPING STATION. He noticed that there were a couple of cargo-bots high in the sky. He sniffed the air, and was surprised to catch the scent of unburned marijuana. It smelled like there must have been bales and bales of it not far away.
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No war RPs; no open RPs.

Explosive .50 cal shells vs. Decepticons: REAL, IRL PROOF the Decepticons would laugh at them - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeVTZlNQfPA
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?
Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

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Sunny Warmth put a hoof into the water and tasted it, and it was sweet. He helped himself to some grass and apples.

When Sparky saw the buffalo he was careful to give them a wide berth. A charging buffalo could kill a sapient pony, and as a non meat eater, even if he could kill and cook the buffalo-and he had a gun capable of doing that in his saddlebag, there would be no point in doing that. It was not long before several wolves showed up, looking for a chance to grab and eat a young buffalo calf. He was ready to use his magic either defensively or offensively if he had to, and his gun as a last resort because the gunshot noise might attract any nearby Decepticons. It was at times like this that he wished that he had his fellow SuperZappers with him.

El Loco kicked the rusty remains of a bike that, even had it not been a uselessly decayed relic, was designed for humans. Even if by some miracle he found a working bike, it would not be designed for hooves as there had never been sapient ponies on Earth. He started looking for somewhere to stay, moving and acting like a pony in case some wild humans were watching him.

Cold One picked the lock and decided if there were biologicals in there, he would most likely go in shooting as he doubted any Decepticons were nearby. He put a helmet on and looked around the door, ready to go in shooting if need be.

Sword Hoof knew that stealing marijuana and getting high would be very risky but if there were fields of edible crops nearby too, now that would be worth hanging about for. He was being watched and not just by Forintel. There were wild humans hunting with spears, and they now had pony meat on their menu.

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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Wed Jan 31, 2024 10:21 pm

Antarctica

Cold One picked open the door, but before he could aim at anything, he saw that a rifle was trained on him. If he tried to aim back, the wielder would surely fire first.

"Well, I'll be~! A lockpickin' horsie! And here I thought I'd seen it all!" The grizzled 60-something human sat behind an old wooden table with a bowl of penguin stew in position to be eaten. He had the beginnings of a beard, indicating that he hadn't shaved in about 5 days. Gray hairs predominated in the beard, but only streaked through the off-black head hair. The head hair looked like it hadn't been cut in about 6 months. He held the rifle unwaveringly, pointing it straight at Cold One's center mass. "At least you aren't one of those danged machines. It's so disappointing to shoot a bird and have it go 'clang' and swim away instead of getting in my belly!"

He paused a bit. Then he ordered, "Well either get in or get out. But don't just stand there lettin' all the heat out!"

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Mexico


El Loco walked on through the ruins and vines, tripping over a few as he went. He made enough noise that he didn't hear the little glass bell go off in the distance when he clamored through one that had been rigged as an alarm. He didn't see anyone, either, but he now had the full attention of a family clan that had descended from some ancient, woods-dwelling coca growers. They had passed on the skill of cocaine refining through the generations, and quickly snorted some of their special product before getting into position with bows and arrows.

"Matar al intruso!" As soon as the shout went up, the arrows started to fly. El Loco had to dive behind cover immediately to avoid being hit. He prepared his magic, made deadly by his years of practicing with the SuperZappers, and to the humans' surprise, they now had a genuine battle on their hands instead of an easy win.

Up in the trees, a "parrot" watched with extreme interest.

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Miami

The humans were getting into position when a robotic voice was heard. Sword Hoof looked around and was shocked to see that a Decepticon had come up and was reaching down grabbing up humans and throwing them into an empty Energon Cube! Some of the other humans were running away, but the robot managed to catch a few more before they could all make it back into the jungle. The robot then looked over at the pony, who was obviously not a regular one because he carried gear.

The robot laughed and said, "Ha ha, you were almost biofuel, little wannabe-immigrant creature! You've got to be more careful and not get so distracted by looking at us! Speaking of us, you're lucky that human slaves are worth more than pony ones, and my box is now full. It's not worth it to let one or two of these go in order to fit you in. But some of us will have plenty of space to keep you." With that, the robot walked toward what looked like a warehouse, taking strides that were even bigger than usual. He clearly wanted to get his catch sold quickly, and was quite pleased about his sudden windfall.

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Wisconsin

It wasn't well known to the Decepticons, but rumors of the presence of fairly big cats had been going around these parts since long before the Invasion. Now, a black panther crouched low, watching the calm, apple-eating prey animal carefully. Suddenly it made its move, intending to grab Sunny Warmth by the flanks and then pull itself into position for a neck bite. Sunny Warmth had only a fraction of a second to react, and he knew he wouldn't be able to simply outrun the predator...

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Great Plains

After an initial wave of fear, Sparky felt awe as the giant animals rumbled by. He noticed some wolves arrive, and then he watched as the whole herd ran away instead of just turning around and stomping the glorified dogs into the dirt. Only the target's mama stayed behind and tried to scare the wolves away, or perhaps enter into combat, with charges. The wolves merely dodged out of range in all directions, with some members of the pack constantly coming back in from whatever directions she wasn't facing at the moment. It seemed inevitable that they would eventually be able to grab the calf and kill it. Then they would just have to stay out of range of the mama until she became too exhausted to stop them from eating their dinner.

That's when one wolf spotted what looked like even easier prey. It look straight at Sparky and let out some odd-sounding barks. At first, the other wolves ignored this, but then another glanced over. As the mama buffalo continued her defense, more and more of the pack considered going after this other hooved animal, who seemed to have no idea what to do out here in the wild.

After a few more charges, one of which almost connected, the wolf pack made a decision: Pony for dinner. They abandoned the buffalo calf hunt and took up positions to chase this apparently less dangerous herbivore down. As soon as they were in formation, they began to close the distance. They came in at a run, fully expecting Sparky to run for his life like all of the other prey did...
No war RPs; no open RPs.

Explosive .50 cal shells vs. Decepticons: REAL, IRL PROOF the Decepticons would laugh at them - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeVTZlNQfPA
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?
Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

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Postby Vallermoore » Thu Feb 01, 2024 5:52 pm

Wisconsin

Sunny Warmth used his magic to create a force shield that in the short term would be very strong, the same spell that long ago a pony called Whipcracker had used in a duel against a Decepticon to keep his slaves-though in Whipcracker's case the shield had been blasted, Whipcracker had kept his life and ultimately won. Here Sunny Warmth was up against teeth and claws rather then a Decepticon Standard Blaster, so in the short term, the panther would be very unlikely to break through. If the panther didn't give up soon though, Sunny Warmth would start tiring and would have to either use his gun, which might attract Decepticons, his magic-some lightning might shock or even kill that beast, and the thunder it would cause might be thought of as normal if a Decepticon heard it, as it was cloudy, or he would have to risk an uncontrolled teleport, that might teleport himself somewhere nasty or even fatal.

Mexico

El Loco used his magic lightning to shoot at and fry his foes, and took some cover behind a ruined house, leaving his gun as a very last resort. At least three of them went down, fried and dead. As a hardened gang member, El Loco didn't hesitate to kill if he needed to. He chased them off, but not before an arrow nicked his cutie mark, leaving a flesh wound and greatly annoying the pony. Sapient ponies were generally protective of their cutie marks. He washed the wound and moved on, hoping that the arrow was not poisoned.

Miami

By chance, the ambush was ruined by a Decepticon who, although Sword Hoof had no way of knowing it, was one of a very few former ponies to himself have passed all the tests and the code read and earned the Ultimate Upgrade. He remembered his own scary test, and decided to turn a turned-off camara (the Decepticon equivalent of a blind eye) to this pony. He said in Equestrian "Ha ha, you were almost biofuel, little wannabe-immigrant creature! You've got to be more careful and not get so distracted by looking at us! Speaking of us, you're lucky that human slaves are worth more than pony ones, and my box is now full. It's not worth it to let one or two of these go in order to fit you in. But some of us will have plenty of space to keep you." Sword Hoof galloped off to somewhere a bit more wild, hoping to find apples somewhere. No matter who they were, sapient ponies loved eating apples, just like Decepticons who were thirsty loved drinking Energon.

Antarctica

Cold One came in, shut the door, and pushed his own gun away across the floor so he appeared to be no threat. If things got nasty, he had his magic- but perhaps he could make a friend or at least get the human to tolarate him. "I'm Cold One, a sapient pony, and I have some apples in my saddlebags of you want some fresh fruit." He used his magic to move two of his apples over to the human, and gave a little bow.

Great Plains

Sparky took aim, let the leading wolf get close, and let loose a bolt of lightning from his horn with the crack of thunder that went with it. Hopefully frying this wolf would make the others think twice and back off.

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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Mon Feb 05, 2024 12:12 am

Wisconsin

Sunny Warmth's shield had no trouble resisting the animal's attack, and it seemed like it'd be an easy win for the pony. However, the panther apparently had nothing better to do, so it settled down on its haunches and began to gnaw on the neck area. Apparently he thought that given enough time, it could chew through whatever was in the way.

After a few minutes of this, Sunny Warmth got aggravated and impatient. There was a crack of thunder and a flash of light, and suddenly the panther decided that anywhere but there was a good place to go. It took off running, leaving the smell of scorched fur in its wake.

"Hmph." Sunny Warmth snorted as he took one last look around. After taking a few more apples and putting them in his sack, he walked on, looking at the scenery and trying to spot a sheltered area he could use for a base.

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Mexico

El Loco was in luck this time. The arrow wasn't poisoned, and the nick would soon be healed and completely covered with hair.

He moved on quickly, enjoying the sight of many exotic flowers and the mountains in general, when he came across huge fields of coca plants. A small Spanish-language sign warned trespassers off, declaring the area to be Guanajulato Company Territory. He assumed that the "company" was actually a cartel, and judging by the cultivated state of the plants, that it was still at least somewhat operational.

After carefully hiding amongst the coca plants, he continued exploring. Eventually, he came across a runway that was suspiciously well-made and very sturdy. It used native rock, but the rock was cut into bricks and seemed like it could hold up to the landing of a small cargo-bot. The length of this runway also hinted that it was indeed built for cargo-bots and not the little planes that - if they had the skills and parts - a Mexican drug cartel might have run.

El Loco decided he'd better move along lest he find himself in another battle. He looked around, saw the treeline where the cultivation ended, and headed there.

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Miami


Sword Hoof would eventually figure out that there wasn't an apple within 300 miles of this place, which didn't have nearly enough "chill hours" to bring that type of tree to fruit. He did, however, eventually come to one of Carjack Agriculture's groves of giant, genetically-engineered oranges. Each orange was as big as a basketball, and in the distance, some kind of purpose-built picking machine was efficiently gathering them. He could hear a Decepticon contentedly humming a tune somewhere nearby, apparently enjoying the cush job of watching the non-sapient equipment do all of the real work.

Suddenly, the chaos of about a hundred yapping little dogs broke out. Before Sword Hoof could really process what was going on, a horde of cute llhasa apsos and shih tsus charged out from under the trees and made a beeline right for him. They began jumping on him as if expecting to be petted.

Sword Hoof couldn't hear it over the barking, but the Decepticon had stopped humming and his engine had revved into battle mode. He was now trudging over to where the Carjack Agriculture Biological Intruder Alert System had run to, intending to blast whoever was stealing company property...

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Antarctica

"I came all the way here to enjoy my solitude," the old man said gruffly, "but even here, I get followed by weirdness." He picked up the apples, which had frozen as solid as stones by being in Cold One's unheated backpack. "Surely you didn't think you could just eat these like this?"

The man half-turned toward his wood stove and grabbed a pot off of the top. He popped the apples in and put the pot into the oven area.

Cold One, as much of a hardened gangster as the other MC members now on Earth, saw the momentary distraction as the opportunity it was. He quickly blasted the human with a full charge of magical electricity, frying him on the spot. Then he used magic to levitate the body out the door and pitch it onto the ice. He locked the door and waited for the apples to finish cooking. The human probably had a point about not being able to eat them while they were frozen.

While munching on roasted apples, Cold One looked around the shack. He saw a fishing net, a harpoon, and various types of bait obviously scavenged from the shack's former museum exhibits. The display cases were gone, most likely having been converted into firewood long ago. A rig for making bullets was sitting on a small table. Another rifle was propped up against a wall. A cot and a comforter, both filled with penguin down, were along another wall. These didn't look too clean. Next to the cot was what appeared to be a diary or journal.

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Great Plains

Members of the canid family weren't as dumb as some other animals, but they were notorious for not "getting it" when something didn't fit in with what they expected. The rest of the pack assumed that, since lightning was a natural phenomena, their leader had just been the victim of an unlucky strike. They weren't going to let that deter them from getting a meal! They quickly adjusted their positions and continued the hunt. Now, two came from the front and one from the side, while others hid in the grass right where a regular prey animal would try to run.
No war RPs; no open RPs.

Explosive .50 cal shells vs. Decepticons: REAL, IRL PROOF the Decepticons would laugh at them - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeVTZlNQfPA
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?
Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

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Postby Vallermoore » Tue Feb 06, 2024 6:25 pm

Wisconsin

Sunny Warmth looked for a cave or somewhere similar where he could sleep, where he would be out of view if some random Decepticon was to walk past or some dangerous animal or wild human was to walk by and where he could munch a few apples. He missed his gangster friends, and a small part of him even missed his former Iron Hoof friends. MCs often had very strong friendships between full patch members. Besides they would be useful, but he understood why he had to do the test alone. Finding a cave, he lit up his horn, ready to flee, throw up a shield or even teleport if he had to. It was too small for a full size Decepticon to enter but there might be bears, or more panthers, or a family of wild humans living inside.

El Loco

El Loco got out of there quickly and like Sunny Warmth, looked for shelter of some kind, a house or cave or something to base himself in.

Miami

Sword Hoof stroked a few of the little dogs and then looked at a foot-a huge, robotic foot that had just appeared. He looked up and up and up at a frowning Decepticon with a blaster the size of a battleship gun that he could have trotted up aimed at him. Speaking in Equestrian as he wanted the pony to understand him he said "A thief, and a unicorn pony thief. I hate unicorns, I lost a body to them during the conquest of Equestria, when I fell apart like a clown car. Die." As he blasted, Sword Hoof teleported behind him, and looked for somewhere to teleport next as the bot turned around. In this body, he knew he was unlikely to win a fight against a bot the size of a building and would rather just try to get away.

Antartica

Being a sapient pony gangster, Cold One was not in fact unarmed whilst his horn was still in good condition, and he slew the man with a lightning bolt and teleported his body outside. He had some penguin meat and some apple stew and two thawed out solid apples and then had a look at the journal.

Great Plains

Sparky used teleportaion to keep ahead of the wolves, but he knew he would have to turn and fight if they didn't give up soon, and he would risk using his gun if he had to. On the plains teleportation was relatively safe without much change of ending up somewhere really nasty.
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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Fri Feb 16, 2024 11:56 pm

Wisconsin

When Sunny Warmth lit up the small cave, he didn't find any wild humans, bears, or panthers looking back at him. For just a moment, he was even more horrified by what he did find: Human skeletons. After getting over his shock, he looked them over from a distance. He saw no damage marks on most of them, indicating that they had likely died of starvation, exposure, or a combination of the two. One of the skeletons, however, had definite gnaw marks as well as a fractured leg bone - signs of a bear attack. Perhaps this had been the hunter of the group, and the others couldn't hunt well enough to sustain themselves. Two of the skeletons were child-sized, giving the impression that the doomed group had been a family.

Sunny Warmth set himself up as far away from the creepy remains as he could get, and made sure he could see the cave entrance in case anyone or anything tried to "visit."

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Mexico

People in the "more developed" United States had looked down on the architecture of the common Mexican house, but now, the ghosts of the Mexicans were surely laughing. The wood structures to the north were mostly gone, degraded back into the land, but the basic adobe houses of Mexico were still there and mostly functional as shelters. They still had their characteristic ghetto look, but they worked and that's what mattered. El Loco spotted the suspiciously blocky look of some vines, and when he investigated, he found the opening to one of these basic peasant dwellings. The door itself, having been made of wood, was long gone.

No belongings remained in the house. It Thad surely been looted by desperate wild humans over a century ago. The upside was that nobody would bother to try to raid it now.

~~~~~~~~~~

Miami


Several dogs were vaporized before they could even yelp, but the robot's real target was not seen amongst the carnage. He began to turn his head this way and that, trying to spot where the trespasser had gone. Sword Hoof tried to stay behind the robot, but was soon detected. He realized to his horror that even though the rest of the dogs had scattered, they were all staring at him intently. All the Decepticon needed to do to find Sword Hoof was look where the dogs were looking.

Sword Hoof quickly moved out of the way before the big robot could either take aim again or grab him. Using a series of teleports, he got behind the trunk of one of the huge orange trees. From there, he stayed out of sight as he teleported behind a different one and then ran silently to yet another tree.
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General Carjack stared intently at a laptop as he waited for the Sinaloa Delivery Group's cargo-bot to come and pick up the load of marijuana they had bought. He looked very angry.

An employee noticed this and asked what was wrong.

Carjack responded, "That damn fool QuickShot just blew away half my dogs!! I'm going to add him to my score for that! How could he just open fire without calling them off first?!? Now the rest won't trust us for ages and might run away. Plus, they're cute little dogs! Innocent and friendly. Not like lousy humants, who'll betray you as soon as look at you."

"Surely he was shooting at something else,"the employee said warily. "Weren't those particular dogs trained for Asset Protection?"

Carjack nodded, obviously more concerned about the dogs themselves. "Yeah, there's some immigrant wannabe out there," he said as if that was totally unimportant to him. "Which reminds me, QuickShot missed, and now he lost him. Idiot. Maybe if he took time to aim instead of being so quick, he would have at least hit the target!" He closed his laptop, which had been showing a feed of his property from DomIntel, and stood up, obviously getting ready to take off and transform. "You handle the Sinaloa shipment. I have some ass to kick, and a pony to draft."

Carjack fired his jets and propelled himself into the air before transforming into a fighter jet and flying away with an angry roar. Within one minute, he would be in the nearest orange grove.

The warehouse area employee noticed that Carjack had begun showing his Genocider Seals as he took off. He doubted that he'd be seeing Quick Shot in a functional state again. QuickShot's only hope came from the fact that he likely had spare bodies, and Carjack hadn't bothered to hunt those down before going to his groves to let his blasters deliver a very direct "employee review."

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Antarctica

Cold One sat on the side of the cot and began to read the journal. At first, there were frequent entries, but as the years went on, they became more sparse. In the last few years, the writing dropped to just one entry a year, as this location basically had no news and the old guy apparently just wanted a record showing that he was still alive.

The early and mid entries told the story of a young, idealistic man who wasn't understood by his tribe and was eventually ostracized from the group for arguing with its patriarch too much. He had become a wanderer, heading further and further south until he hit the southern shore of what was once South Africa. There, he'd met another outdoorsman, this one a rugged sailor, who was wearing a new kind of fur. The man had told him it was "fur seal" and that these animals lived in a frozen no-man's-land even further south. He gathered his belongings, and made a deal with the sailor to take him there.

The sailor delivered the requested ride, mainly because he wanted to do more hunting and bringing the wanderer meant he'd have a laborer for the trip out. After they parted ways, the wanderer almost froze that same night, but stumbled upon the abandoned museum. He had lived there ever since, and after many months of barely staying alive, mastered the art of hunting. He also restored a small boat that had once transported museum employees, and with it, made occasional forays into slightly warmer areas to scavenge wood from a forest. Overall, he was happy, but often bored.

Before Cold One could read all of the later entries, he heard a huge animal growling and then bones being crunched like twigs. The old man's body, which gave off the unmistakable smell of fried meat thanks to being zapped, had attracted a predator. Cold One sneakily peeked out of one of the cabin's windows and saw a leopard seal that was bigger than a car chewing on the corpse's thigh like it was an oversized chicken wing.

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Great Plains

The wolves were relentless predators. They were sure that their prey would get tired and make a fatal mistake if they were persistent enough. The pack acted like they had done this thousands of times - a bit bored, yet a bit smug and cocky. They never took their eyes off of their intended prize, and were ready for a chase.

Two of the wolves were tired of waiting for the chase part, and came in fast from the front. This equine could try running now or be eaten right where he stood - either way was fine with the hungry predators. Sparky had less than a second to decide whether to zap them with more lightning or shoot them with lead.
No war RPs; no open RPs.

Explosive .50 cal shells vs. Decepticons: REAL, IRL PROOF the Decepticons would laugh at them - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeVTZlNQfPA
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?
Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

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Postby Vallermoore » Thu Feb 22, 2024 10:27 pm

Great Plains

After being chased for a long time over the plains by the hungry wolves, who clearly were not going to stop chasing him, Sparky had had enough of it, and opened fire with his gun despite the risk of bringing a Deception down on his position. Perhaps being shot would let the wolves know that he was not at all prepared to be prey.

Antarctica

Cold One found the journal interesting but was interrupted by a crunching sound of bones breaking. Peering outside he saw a huge leopard seal munching down on the remains, and was very grateful that he was here in the warm with the apples he had with him and plenty of penguin meat and eggs to eat. He ate some meat, which tasted like fish, a few penguin eggs and finished his meal with two apples. He decided he would only go out for food or to find wood to keep the fire going, due to the immense cold and those gigantic seals. He had a few books to read and he wondered how his fellow SuperZappers were doing.

Mexico

El Loco took a hammock and pillows from his saddlebags, used his magic to set it up, ate an apple from his saddlebags, and fell asleep in this ruined but still functional house.

Wisconsin

Sunny Warmth put a trip wire at the foot of the cave, and as it grew dark fell into an uneasy sleep full of nightmares...


Miami

In his desire to blast the pony, the bot basted or stepped on several of Carjack's pet dogs. "Come out, come out wherever you are, little pony! When I catch you, you're going to the Room of Three Screens!" As he got closer with a few strides to where Sword Hoof was hiding, the noise of a jet engine was heard in the air, and General Carjack flew in showing his Genocider Seals. Unknown to Sword Hoof though, his anger was not aimed at him. Quick Shot turned to see who it was, as General Carjack transformed and opened fire-on Quick Shot himself. "What's wrong, why are you angry?" Quick shot asked, his armour already holed in several places. The General's eyes had just thin lines of red showing in them.

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Great Plains

The first two wolves fell down dead, and the others immediately smelled the blood as well as the scent of burnt gunpowder. The rest of the pack held back, and then decided in unison that maybe bison were better dinners. They trotted off, still not sure to make of what happened and partially wanting to fight. At least they had finally realized that actually doing so might be a bad idea.

Sparky looked around at the low grass and small bushes, and wondered if he had made a mistake coming here. He could see pretty much every predator, true, but he also had no natural place to hide himself. The ground was flat and trees were sparse. No Decepticons came out of the blue at the sound of his shots, but that was because the area had very little to attract them. Somewhere around here were the planet's biggest wheat and corn fields, but those only got attention at planting time and at harvest time. During the growing season, even they were left unattended. These were out of Sparky's sight, though, and unless he traveled at least 100 miles, he wouldn't run into them.

Antarctica

The giant seal enjoyed his meal of human meat, but he now smelled the scent of other cooking coming from the cabin. He decided he was going to get some of that, and began to gnaw on the door. It wouldn't take him long to splinter it, especially if he added a few body slams to the effort.

Mexico

The next few days were boring for El Loco, but eventually, he ran out of apples. Now he would have to go out and forage, hoping he could tell which of the local flora was edible and which was poisonous.

Wisconsin


Sunny Warmth soon woke up from his fitful sleep, only to find that it was still a predawn hour. At first, he was going to try to get some more sleep, but then he heard footsteps. Their distinctive sound indicated a two-legged animal, and Sunny Warmth hoped it was something not-so-intelligent, like an ape. Alas, apes didn't normally live in Wisconsin and any that had been in zoos at the time of the Invasion had almost surely died out by now instead of leaving descendants. That meant that he was almost surely hearing a human in the vicinity of the cave...

Miami

General Carjack wasted no time in telling QuickShot exactly what was wrong before finishing with blasting him to smithereens and yelling "you're fired" just before letting off the killing shot. The body fell to the ground, smoking, as Carjack continued to "harrumph" in anger. Slowly, the remaining dogs came out and crowded around him as if for protection. He grabbed several and held them in his arms while taking them out of the immediate area of the carnage. The sight of the massive robot holding a slew of tiny dogs, which were tiny even by human standards, was hard for a biological to process.

Finally, Carjack gently set the dogs down and got a net and several metal sticks out of his thigh panel. As Sword Hoof watched from his hidden position, Carjack screwed the sticks together to form a pole that was a couple of hundred feet long. He then screwed the net onto the end of it.

"Now where is that biological," Carjack said in plain English as he flicked on his internal thermal detection system. Soon, he had a hit, and strode directly toward Sword Hoof's position. Sword Hoof could detect that Carjack was running powerful anti-magic jamming, apparently powered by his mind instead of a device, and that this was not an unusual thing for this robot to do. It didn't jam Carjack's own magic, though, and he began to use that magic to sense Sword Hoof while still running the regular thermal detection system.
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Cold One realized that whilst he could most likely escape out of a window the huge seal would break the door and let in all the cold. A force field spell might well keep the cold out, but it could not be cast when he slept and was draining to cast for long periods. So he opened the door and opened fire with his gun on the seal. A bullet would easily pierce the bulk he thought, and it would have done except the gun jammed in the cold. The seal stretched forward and bit his leg, and started dragging him out towards the nearby seashore. In agony, he blasted the seal with lightning that could fry a human, but the blubber partly insulated it, and although it did hurt it a lot, it didn't let go and pulled the sapient pony into the sea, where he ended his life as seal food, finding himself in a small metal room that he had heard about once from Fire Eater at the Temple, the Room of Three Screens. He was no traitor and had never snitched since the time when as a little cutie mark less foal, he learned that snitching was wrong, so he doubted he was doomed to the Realm of Punishment, but he had failed. He hoped to get into the better part of the Neutral Realm.

Great Plains

Sparky realized that this place had no caves, houses or other places to get away from predators, and took a shovel from his bag to dig a little trench for himself, placing stones around it and moss over the stones. At least it would be dry tonight. He looked for something he could use to find a roof.

Mexico

Cursing to himself, El Loco went looking for apples, grapes or other fruit or failing that just plain grass to eat. His belly was perfectly capable of digesting ordinary grass without harm if he could find some.


Wisconsin

Sunny Warmth prepared himself to use his lightning spell to save himself if he had to and shrank back into the shadows.

Miami

Sword Hoof watched in awe as General Carjack easily reduced another Decepticon to scrap-although without running his jammer this time, and in his awe he forgot to teleport away until it was too late and his magic was jammed. With no real choice, he stepped out of hiding and looked up and up at the massive High General who towered above him and let himself be picked up, wondering if this was going to lead to his death or worse.

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Antarctica

One of the penguins began to dance around in a distinctly non-penguinish way. With no more higher-sapience beings left around here to surveil, he could finally get off of this godforsaken assignment and go home! He excitedly transmitted the news to DomIntel and waited eagerly for the sound of jets. Hopefully, his next assignment would be better.

Less than 12 hours later, he was on his way back to Cybertron.

Great Plains

Sparky ended up making a roof out of a combination of green and dried grass. It kept the scorching sun off and provided visual camoflage, but would do little to keep the rain out. It also offered no real protection against predators that could sniff him out, so he had to stay somewhat alert at all times. This meant he couldn't sleep too deeply.

One day, he suddenly heard a humongous boom from the sky. He looked up right away, only to see a Decepticon who was already far in the distance. Out here, where nobody was around to complain and the skies were nearly empty, flying at supersonic speeds was typical. The upside was that someone going that fast was unlikely to notice a little pony on the ground, and even if someone did see him, they'd be unlikely to want to double back to mess with him.

Mexico

El Loco eventually spotted some trees that were full of fruits that had smooth skins like apples, but were orange-colored. These were tejocote, a favorite of humans back before the Invasion. They could be eaten raw, but tasted sweeter if cooked. He got closer to the tree, not seeing the snake in amongst the branches. Luckily for him, he used magic to pluck some of the fruits - someone who had to physically grab them would certainly have gotten a snakebite.

Wisconsin

The human stopped in front of the cave entance, and Sunny Warmth could hear him messing with something for a few minutes. Then, the footsteps receded into the distance. Some instinct told him not to go out and check now, but to wait for full daylight instead.

When he did go out the next day, he found carefully-hidden traps. It was obvious by their size that some small animal was the intended target, something like raccoons or possums. Even so, the pony would have had a nasty surprise if he had stepped on one.

The presence of the traps also meant that in the near future, the human would be back to check them and collect any catch that had arrived in the interim.

Miami

Carjack picked the trespasser up roughly, but not so rough as to cause actual damage.
"A Decepticon company is not where one typically goes to avoid getting sold into slavery," Carjack noted. "Especially if he knows the history of the most infamous type of slavery on this rock in relatively recent times" he added, thinking of his company's focus on agriculture. "You're lucky that nowadays, we have machines pick everything."

"Still, I can't just let you stay here without getting something in exchange, or they'll think I've gone soft. So what do you have to offer me in exchange for not turning you into fertilizer?" Carjack demanded.
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Great Plains

Sparky decided to keep his tail over his cutie mark when he went out unless too many flies made it impossible and to leave his saddlebags in his home that he had made himself, trusting to his lightning and teleportation skills to dodge predators long enough to get to his gun. There was plenty of grass to eat here, at least, for a hungry sapient pony.

Mexico

For now at least El Loco had food, but what he really wanted was to find somewhere with plenty of grass to chomp down on to end his food problems.


Wisconsin

As he was not a meat eater, Sunny Warmth had no intention of stealing the human's trapped food, and as long as he remembered they were there, these traps might even be a help in making predators get at least inconveniced by them, but he would have to be careful and ready to fight if he had to, or flee if a lot of aggressive humans turned up.

Miami

"I have pony magic, I can tell you stories and...and I can give you my bank account details on Vallermoore if you let me live. I...I'm the president of the Old London Town Iron Hooves chapter and a wealthy pony. Not quite part of the Vallermoore 1% in money terms, but I'm not poor either." Sword Hoof was very aware that one hard squeeze from Carjack and he would be crushed to death, the best that he might expect an OK place in the Neutral Realm. "My biker colours are genuine and they prove my story. I have at least a couple of million Chingchings that could by quite a bit of oil for you."

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Great Plains

Sparky thought he pretty much had it made, at least when it wasn't raining, but he noticed a strange feeling around the base of his tail and in the "underarm" area behind each forelimb. He craned his neck to see the forelimb area, and saw a slew of weird, alien-looking blackish bumps. They didn't hurt, but they also weren't a part of him, or at least, they shouldn't have been. He tried to pull them off, but they seemed partially embedded into his skin. He now looked very closely, and to his horror, he realized that each one had a set of tiny legs...

Mexico
El Loco may have wanted grass, but unluckily for him, Mexico wasn't a plainsy or grassy place. It was tropical, and the 15% of the area that wasn't now jungle was "desert plains" - scorching hot, barren sand most of the year - and that area was out by the oceans, while he had chosen the mountains for their more moderate temperatures. He would have to make do with the vines and tropical fruits that were around and hope he didn't get laminitis from eating such rich foods.

Wisconsin

Sunny Warmth was able to avoid the trapper for a while, but eventually, the human realized that he kept seeing hoof tracks in the area that weren't from roaming cattle. He recognized them as equine, but by their size, he could tell they weren't from a regular, full-sized horse.

"I could sure use a mule or a donkey," the man thought. He decided to look for the beast in hopes of taming it and getting it to carry the hides from the animals he trapped. He set up a much bigger trap, this one a cage meant to capture instead of kill. He baited it with some juicy carrots from his homestead plot, hoping they would entice the hooved animal into the enclosure.

Miami

Carjack laughed, but with little humor. "I own Carjack Biofuels. It makes literal money - Energon - out of plants. I certainly don't need your foreign currency." Still holding onto Sword Hoof, Carjack strode over to a suspiciously strongly-built barn and opened it up. The glow of several thousand large Cubes - each one actually worth 1,000 standard-sized Cubes - was instantly visible. "This is just the fuel/money for the farm equipment," Carjack said as he closed the barn back up.

He stared at the captive. "I don't have use for much pony magic, except maybe for one thing: telekinesis. Are you willing to teach it to me?"

Carjack didn't say so, but if Iron Hoof said no, Carjack planned on stealing the data with a code-read. He knew some DomIntel agents owed him favors. However, he was hoping to get a "yes."
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Great Plains

Sparky used his magic to wrench the bumps off, and they were pulled off, but they each took a bit of fur and skin with them and caused minor wounds that might be infected later. He used his telekinesis magic to search for other said nasties so he could throw them out of his improvised earthy home.

Mexico

El Loco would have to make do with fruits and vines unless he could find crops and steal them and not get killed in the process.

Wisconsin

Sunny Warmth decided to use his magic to get the carrots out without getting himself captured. He had no intention of becoming anyone's slave, but the carrots looked so tasty...

Miami

"Well, if you have magic of your own within you it's quite easy. You just concentrate your mind on something light enough for you to carry in your hands and reach out with your magic and pick it up, but it can't be too heavy or it'll either fail outright or strain your magic like straining a muscle. That's why sapient unicorns can't do something like carry a huge rock by themselves." After only two or three failed attempts, Carjack was soon able to pick up anything that his physical body was able to pick up, although it made his forehead glow when he did it. He was now even more deadly in combat then he was before. Sword Hoof was certainly not going to deny High General Carjack anything as he wanted to stay alive and hopefully free.

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Great Plains

Sparky didn't find many of the parasites in his den. Unlike many parasites, these waited outside for their victims. They would perch at the tips of grass blades, and when an animal brushed against the grass, they would latch onto the fur/hair. Then they would climb up until reaching a spot with a lot of blood vessels, where they would burrow their heads into the flesh and engorge themselves with blood.

They had a numbing agent in their saliva, so typically, the prey wouldn't notice them right away if at all. However, removing them presented two problems: First, if not removed carefully, their relatively tiny heads tended to rip off and remain in the flesh. Infection would then ensue. Second, the numbing would stop, allowing pain and minor itching to occur. It would take a couple of weeks for each bite to heal. Sparky had just wrenched the things off, so he also had quite a few heads left in his flesh too...

On top of that, these things carried nasty diseases, some of which were slow-acting, but some of which would hit much faster if the prey got infected.

(OOC: IRL I've had the displeasure of having one of these on me. They're super cringy! And some people get tons of them after walking through the wrong spots.)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Mexico

El Loco began to roam, hoping to find food that was more suitable for him. For many miles, he either found nothing or just cultivated drug plants like coca. Since he didn't know what the coca plant looked like, having only seen refined cocaine back home, he got quite a surprise when he taste-tested one. It was like he'd had some kind of turbo-coffee, only he felt quite a bit more confident than mere caffiene would make him. Still, the unrefined coca plant didn't pack nearly as powerful of a punch as the refined drug, and it also wasn't nearly as addictive (though he would still want more, it wouldn't drive him bananas not to have it).

Eventually, he reached a valley in the mountain range. As he looked down at it from a ridge, he saw something unexpected: a small homestead with a large garden. In that garden was a lot of corn plants. Corn was a huge form of grass with thick, unpalatable stems and very stringy leaves, but it was still a grass. That said, the dried corn kernels were a better food, not only for him, but for whoever planted the crop.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wisconsin

The human came back early the next day with a strong rope woven out of vines. It looked like he intended to use it as a leash for his new beast of burden. However, when he got to the cage trap, he found it empty and the carrots gone.

After some bewildered cursing, he got some more carrots out of his sack. This time, though, he didn't just toss them in the trap and set it. He tied them onto the trap trigger so that - he thought - they couldn't be taken without setting the thing off. Then he moved on along his trapline, picking up the carcasses of several raccoons as he went. Sunny Warmth didn't know what the man would do with these, but because the human took so many, he figured they or their pelts would be used as trade goods. That meant there had to be quite a few more humans in this general area, though not so close that they could easily get their own pelts for free.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Miami

"Thanks," Carjack said. He let the pony think he would use this new skill for combat, and he would if the situation called for it, but he was really looking forward to not having to get up to go get trivial items. Now he could just levitate them over to himself.

"So, do you want to go, and hope you don't get killed or captured, or stay and weed my land for a few months?"
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(OOC-Sorry for the delay in replying.)

IC-Great Plains For now, Sparky was OK except having to use his horn magic to scratch various itches as they popped up, but as the days went by, he started to get weaker and weaker as infections racked his body. Whilst they were unlikely to outright kill him by themselves, he had to go to the nearby river to drink more and more often, and was less alert and his magic was weaker the sicker he got. He was less able to defend himself against the many predators that now stalked the Great Plains.

Mexico

Teleporting himself down there and throwing up a magical shield that could withstand the impact of a couple of bullets before it broke, El Loco started chewing on the corn, enjoying it and swigging down water from his water bottle. He hoped not to be discovered or he would likely have a fight to the death on his hands.

Wisconsin

When the human had gone, Sunny Warmth decided to move on to a new place as if he stayed here, he would likely be discovered and he didn't want to risk injury or death in a firefight if the human had a gun and was willing to use it.

Miami

"I'd happily weed your land if it means I won't be captured and enslaved or eaten by non-sapient animal predators or wild humans. I was once a prospect for a pony biker gang, and had to work hard then to prove myself, so this won't be so different." Sword Hoof looked at the huge bot that towered above him and looked back at him with lightly glowing red eyes. If everything went well, he would himself be a bot one day.

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For Sword Hoof and Sparky, it would pretty much be smooth sailing until it was time to go back to Cybertron. A new wolf pack would come into Sparky's area in time, but it could take weeks or longer before one realized that there was no longer a resident group there. Sparky did his best to keep the infections at bay. For now, they were painful but fairly minor. Boils formed around the disconnected tick heads which made walking painful, and some oozed pus, but if he could hold out for a few more weeks, he'd have an entire new body - one that was parasite-proof.

For Sword Hoof, the work wasn't glamorous at all, but it was pretty easy and the main danger was the huge automated harvesters. They didn't hunt him, but he had to stay out of the way lest they run him down or suck him into their works, depending on what specific type they were.

Wisconsin

Sunny Warmth decided to go more toward the giant lake he'd seen on the way in. He hadn't encountered any humans there, and he was concerned that the trapper or his customers might be in the other direction.

Mexico

El Loco was chowing down on the corn when he heard a whizzing noise above his body and a thunk just beyond. When he looked toward where the projectile had landed, he saw that a spear had been thrown at him. As he looked around to see where it had come from, he saw an angry-looking shirtless Mexican who had another spear raised. The human yelled something about maize as he chucked the second spear, which was aimed properly this time.

When the spear bounced off of El Loco's shield, the Mexican didn't miss a beat. He whipped out a machete and ran toward El Loco to do close combat, still hollering about his maize in angry Spanish.
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Mexico

El Loco dropped his sheild and let a lightning bolt at full strength fly, hoping to hit and fry the Mexican before he could get into machete range. If the Mexican somehow managed to dodge or otherwise beat the lightning, El Loco decided he would get far enough away by turning and galloping to levitate his gun from his saddlebag. If he killed the Mexican, his prize would be a whole field of corn to eat unless other Mexicans showed up. Above all, he didn't want that machete coming into contact with his legs, neck, or horn.

Elsewhere

For Sword Hoof it was a bit like being a prospect again, whilst Sparky slowly got sicker, but managed to stay alert and able to move and use magic.

Wisconsin

After hours of careful walking, Sunny Warmth came to the huge lake and to his delight, there was plenty of grass to eat, although he knew predators would use it to drink from as well, so he had to keep a wary eye out for wolves, bears, and wild humans.

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Mexico

The Mexican's body got stiff as the current hit, and once the lightning had passed through, he dropped to the ground with smoke and steam rising. El Loco cautiously approached, looking around for other humans. He intended to take the machete once it cooled back down, too, but the electrocuted man's hand was now clenched around the handle so hard that it couldn't be pried off of it. Perhaps the next day, the death spasm might relax enough for El Loco to be able to get the blade. For now, he would have to check the house with only his own weapons.

Fortunately for him, the house turned out to be empty. There were a couple of drawings of a woman on display, which the man apparently drew himself. They were at an "okay" skill level. Where she was now, there was no way to know. There were no journals around.

For now, at least, El Loco had hit the mother lode. There was not only plenty of food here, but also a cabin in great condition. It was fully funished with pieces made by the now-deceased owner and even had the drawings as art. As long as no gangs showed up to try to take the place, he'd be set until Immigration came to pick him up.

Immigration Office, Cybertron

Scope was on the office communicator talking to an officer from Military Intake. "We're about to send for the latest citizenship applicants," he was saying. "These are unique because they all came together and are in some gang. They should be great raiders right away. Most of them have passed the test and only need to get through the final code-read, and they'll soon be ready for you."

"What we've seen is that they're all pretty resourceful excep for one. Sword Hoof, despite being the gang leader, ended up taking a job with Carjack. So far he either has been too chicken to bugger off into the night or he hasn't figured out how. It's true that he's safe and nobody would dare to mess with anyone at all affiliated with Carjack Ag, but really...what use do we have for a mere slave?"

The other guy must have questioned the use of the word "slave," because Scope then said, "DomIntel says that Carjack is only giving him food and shelter, and no Energon, while the biological does grunt work. That's a slave, no matter what spin Carjack and even Sword Hoof might have put on it. However, since it's not meant to be permanent slavery, Sword Hoof has not been automatically disqualified..."

The military officer took notes, and after reviewing the applicants' written test results too, wrote his recommendations for division placements.

Sword Hoof - Skywarp
Sunny Warmth - Soundwave
Sparky - Shockwave
El Loco - Thundercracker


None had been wantonly murderous enough for Carjack's division, and greenhorns were not allowed to be in Megatron's division.

Earth


The wild humans all hid when they heard the sound of jets near their positions, but four ponies came out of their various locationswith joyous looks on their faces. Even Sparky, who had become quite sick, managed to haul himself out of his hidey-hole for this. Luckily for all of them, it was DomIntel (as they expected), and not just some slavers looking for targets. Soon, they were all on their way back to civilization...a very alien and rough civilization, yes, but still more of a civilization than the wild Earth they were finally leaving behind.
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rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

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Carjack's Farm

A day or two before he was going to be picked up, Sword Hoof decided that he would have to escape from Carjack, and very importantly, without waking him up. The problem was those yappy dogs. If he were a pegasus, it would be quite easy, but as a unicorn, it would be harder. He had saved a small amount of his rations and he decided to feed them to the dogs, as barking with a mouth full of food was impossible. He would teleport to the nearest safe point and then keep on teleporting away until he felt too tired to do so, and then he would hide and hope he was not missed.

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El Loco was in almost perfect condition by the time he was picked up, whilst Sunny Warmth was almost as good, and Sparky was quite seriously ill and infected. As for Sword Hoof, the success of his escape plan would determine if he were picked up, or if he ended up as another micro-notch on General Carjack's blasters. By escaping, he hoped not to be turned down by Immigration.

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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Wed Apr 03, 2024 8:13 am

Miami
It took mere hours for new weeds to sprout, and Carjack checked for them almost OCDly, so he immediately noticed. However, he just assumed that his worker was slacking off, and since he did plenty of that himself when it came to jobs he deemed unimportant, he wasn't too mad. Plus, today he had to go back to Cybertron for some military meetings, and as usual, he had waited until just after the last minute to start the trip. This meant he had to take off right now instead of looking for some pony sucker.

From his hiding place, Sword Hoof saw Carjack look around disapprovingly and then look up into the sky. He watched as the giant machine took a step back, planted his legs, and blasted off at full power before transforming into plane mode and circling higher. It was an awesome sight and put the general's machinness in the forefont. There was just something about it that left a totally different feeling than one would get watching something biological, such as a huge bird, take flight.

Two days later, a couple of FNGs showed up. One looked angry and bore the "giant sprout" logo of Carjack Ag, and one bore the seals of DomIntel. They chatted to each other in Binary. Then the DomIntel one started looking for Sword Hoff. The other one had been drafted to be the new security guy for Carjack Agriculture until Carjack managed to hire a civilian to replace the one he had blasted. It wasn't exactly protocol to order a soldier to do such work - only Megatron was outright allowed to have soldiers guard his companies as standard practice - but as a High General, Carjack could (and now did) have exceptions from time to time.

The little dogs all ran over to the new arrivals, having learned no fear from the Quick Draw incident earlier. They recognized the sound of the new guard's Mil-Spec body as being within the acceptable range, but went off on the DomIntel guy because he had changed out his engine since his last time of service. The DomIntel guy made sure not to step on any because his agency had warned him to be careful, but found them very annoying because they made it hard for him to walk without tripping over (or worse, mashing) them. Otherwise, they were no threat to the giant bots.

After laughing a little, the new security guy gave the dogs the order to stand down. As part of this deployment, he'd been given the data on all of the commands the dogs knew, along with the fact that they would only obey people they recognized as Decepticon Militart or who they had been specially trained to listen to. They hesitantly obeyed the FNG, but for now, they were obviously skeptical about it.

Soon enough, DomIntel had radioed their agent with Sword Hoof's exact position and the agent walked over to get him. They were quickly on their way to Cybertron. The lush trees and marijuana plants of Carjack Ag's Miami grow-op disappeared in the distance, and not long after, the blue marble they were growing on did as well. The bright lights of the agent's FTL drive obscured the view of space, and once the lights stopped, the gleaming metal of the "ball bearing" let them know they would soon be at their destination.

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Immigration Office

When Sword Hoof arrived, the others were told that now, "everyone" was back. The others then realized that Cold One had not made it. They bowed their heads for a moment in honor of their fallen fellow, but were inwardly thankful to be alive themselves. After a few seconds, Sword Hoof asked what had happened to Cold One, and was told about how he became Energon for a humongous animal. "It was very quick once the animal actually got hold of him," Gatekeeper said. "Biological Research says he would have been offline after one solid bite." Still, the Immigration agent cringed. "I can't imagine being made out of Energon..." he muttered.
No war RPs; no open RPs.

Explosive .50 cal shells vs. Decepticons: REAL, IRL PROOF the Decepticons would laugh at them - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeVTZlNQfPA
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?
Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

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(OOC-Sorry about the reply delay due to rl.)

IC-"My soul has joined a thousand, as my brother stopped living today," said the SuperZappers in unison as a quick mourning gesture for their dead friend.

Gatekeeper who gave them the news was very pleased that he was not made of Energon. A bot made of living Energon would have a very short life on Cybertron before he was grabbed and pulled apart to be rendered down into Energon Cubes and spent in the shops. "El Loco, you did very well indeed. Even as a pony, you are a master of combat against biologicals your own size. If you fight as well as a Decepticon, you have a very long life ahead of you. Sunny Warmth, you did pretty well too. Sparky, your soft biological body almost gave out, but you survived. Sword Hoof, we nearly decided not to let you in, but you managed to sneak away from a sleeping High General Carjack without waking him up which would have been fatal to you, and that-just-tipped the scales. When we mind transfer you, we'll do a mind read to keep out spies and those sorts of people. If you are a spy, you're destination will be the Realm of Punishment. Spies against us count as traitors and get executed. Assuming you make it through, you'll get a day to yourself to explore Cybertron and make plans before you are called up for military service. If you die in the service of the Decepticon Military, unless you are extremely unlucky you'll go to the Main Save Vault and be reinstalled into a new body. Even we would not be quite so warlike if every war caused huge numbers of permanent deaths. The main dangers for Decepticons are other Decepticons, and SAMS whilst privately raiding."

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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:52 am

All were glad to be back, and Sparky was especially eager to get into a new, strong, uninfected body. They lined up for the mind-transfer after one last step: Formally renouncing all prior allegiances, including to their main MC organization, and swearing allegiance to Megatron and the Decepticons. Of course, they could still form their own gang on Cybertron, but they could no longer consider themselves as part of the organization on Vallermoore.

Once this formality was complete, the mind-transfers began. They started with Sparky, because his current body was obviously throwing errors. Next in line would be El Loco, who would surely enjoy the rush of power; then Sunny Warmth, who had figured out how to set himself up near a good source of chow; and finally Sword Hoof.

All of them marveled at the huge bodies that were meant to be theirs. Each one had that shine that went with being brand new, and gleamed in the lights of the Immigration Office. As they were looking at these marvels of engineering and manufacturing, coders from Debugging arrived along with DomIntel agents. Once the mind transfer itself was complete, but prior to reactivation, the Debuggers would apply all of the patches needed to adapt the pony motion system to the bipedal, transforming Decepticon system (as well as to turn off various biological imperatives, such as the demand to take air in lungfuls instead of as a constant stream, stop exhaust from feeling like a neverending fart, stop the engine heat from feeling like a fire, and stop the exterior from feeling too cold or hot [depending on the weather]). This process was individualized because the patches would have to be integrated with each immigrant's unique body operation codebase. There were always enough little (and sometimes major) differences that each instance of this would have to be a custom job.

Fortunately, installing the SEDPs and Immigrant Data Packs was more straightforward, with only a couple of main variations. Only true geniuses or extreme idiots ran what amounted to a massively different learning schema compared to their peers, and the idiots never made it this far.

During the mind-transfer, the DomIntel agents would read their code to make sure they weren't spies and to make sure they weren't lying on their tests in general. Even if someone wasn't a spy, they would not be allowed into a Decepticon body if, for example, they secretly were in favor of democracy or anything else that would inevitably lead to their discontent with Megatron or the Decepticon Way in general.

Once everyone was present and ready to get to work, Sparky was brought forward and set up in the transfer device. Since ponies didn't sit like bipedal beings, the setup had been made especially for their species. The purpose was still the same: Hold the pony still so he wouldn't wreck himself by thrashing while the transfer probes were in his brain.
No war RPs; no open RPs.

Explosive .50 cal shells vs. Decepticons: REAL, IRL PROOF the Decepticons would laugh at them - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeVTZlNQfPA
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?
Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

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(OOC-The forum has been down for a very long time and I only just got into it now.)

IC-Decepticon society was gangs from Leader Megatron and the High Generals all the way down. Indeed gangs played a similar role to families on biological worlds in some ways, so the fact that the SuperZappers had been in the SuperZappers MC was not in itself a problem. They did, however, have to renounce their membership because they could not be members of a foreign gang. There was nothing to stop them legally or morally setting up the SuperZappers on Cybertron, although MCs were right out because of the long ago Rolling Menace, but painted patches in an MC style would be OK. Sparky, as the sickest biological, was chosen first and bumped hooves with the others. The mind check revealed that he and the others had voted in Vallermoorian general elections in the past, seeing it as a legal equivalent of blasting the politicians they didn't like, and that the MC had voted themselves on where to go on rides for example-but that they had no intentions of disputing where the power lay in the Decepticon Empire or messing with Decepticon society. It also revealed hopes in them all of one day becoming a syndicate, but syndicates were bigger gangs, the equivalent on law-bound worlds of extended families, and were fine under Decepticon law. Each one would be presented with a Cube of Energon to stop them from at once starving to death. After a few formalities like checking they all had proper files of what was considered treason, they thanked Scope and Gatekeeper and as they had a day or so before their military first stints, they decided to fly up and take a look at Cybertron from above, a de facto rite of passage for almost all new Decepticons. As a gang, in strong bodies and with no enemies on Cybertron for now, they were left alone in peace to look at Cybertron's metallic beauty. Nearby, several Coders were there with barely sapient offspring also enjoying the sight.

"Once we have served our first stint, the first thing we need to do is go on a raid abroad to get the Energon for spares. Once we have spares we can find out who is the toughest and who leads this gang. Then we can do a few more raids abroad, bring in a few new members, and set up our first full chapter of the Super Zapper Flying Club. After that, in the long term, we can grow to the size of the Iron Hooves, as long as we don't anger the Decepticon Government, or provoke the Cybertronian Mafia or the other syndicates to the point where they decide to destroy us. The first is easy, the second is a bit harder but as long as we don't set up operations on their territory or target them, it'll be fine. Of course, if the invasion siren sounds, all operations are off until the danger is defeated," Blaster Hand (the new name of Sword Hoof) said. Sparky had kept his old name, as it was Decepticon enough that it didn't need a change. El Loco had decided to become El Blasto, and Sunny Warmth had become Metal Warmth.

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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Tue Apr 23, 2024 8:59 pm

(OOC: This downtime sucks. Hopefully they'll get the rest of the site working again soon.)

IC: Territory worked a bit differently on Cybertron because most gangs did the majority of their operations offworld. Because of this, only a few cared where other gangs were while on Cybertron. However, many staked claims to specific alien oil fields, or if the syndicate was big enough, claimed the resources of one or more entire planets. Of course, there were some exceptions. The hometown of a syndicate, for example, would be hostile to other gangs trying to set themselves up there.

After their inaugural flight as Decepticons, the new arrivals landed and began to excitedly talk about what it was like to be machines, transform, and fly like spacecraft. They also discussed their new names. Several thought that "Metal Warmth" in particular sounded oddly comforting at best, and weird at worst. "Metal isn't warm," Blaster Hand noted. "Sunny Warmth was an okay name only because your parents stuck you with it. But now, you can pick something with a much tougher sound! Unless...you want it to sound deceptively nice..."

El Blasto also caught a bit of flack for his choice. The others said it sounded like someone who used "faux" Spanish or Spanglish, noting that "el desintegrador" was, apparently (ooc: according to Google Translate), a more correct translation of "The Blaster." Blaster Hand suggested that he just use English instead. "Disintegrator" is a perfectly Decepticon-sounding variation, the gang leader assured him.

Sparky was glad to have been able to keep his own name.

Blaster Hand was a fine Decepticon name, but it almost begged for a stop at a mod shop in the nearish future to get an actual hand with that capability to go along with his arm-mounted Standard Blasters.

Soon, all of them would be in the Decepticon Military. Until then, they wouldn't have to worry much about where they stayed, unlike most brand-new arrivals. While it was still a good idea to camp in the Underworks, there were four of them. This made them much less attractive to random marauders or Scrounger gangs.
No war RPs; no open RPs.

Explosive .50 cal shells vs. Decepticons: REAL, IRL PROOF the Decepticons would laugh at them - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeVTZlNQfPA
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?
Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

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