WAR!!!!

[North Wiedna]

Two million... that's two fifths of your entire country's population. Are your factory workers on acid?

Yes. And, many of the people participating in this thread work in the factories.

[The Emmerian Unions]

Rules one and two. You fail.

THEY ONLY APPLY TO RAIDS!!!!!

[Alinkar]

the nation of alinkar has now declared war on both la mons and indonisa and wishes all those who alley with them to fear the might of both the alinkar nation and the Rogue nation of bobs infamous playthin. my legions of genetically inhanced ninja pandas and hobos with boxtanks and a hunger will not be an easy thing to defeat.
you have two days to declare your complete and utter surrender to the alinkar nation.
have a great day

[Esternial]

The Empire of Esternial sends supplies to the two rival nations, in order to maintain world economy and prevent a crash in Wall Street

[Oxymoronicae]

From the office of

Caius I

Supreme Dictator and Guardian of the Realm

The Jingoistic States of Oxymorinicae

To: La Mons

My nations is prepared to assist you in this war. We will be dispatching a command unit and five thousand infantry with semi-automatic weapons to use as you wish. These infantry are equipped for fighting in any terrain. We ask that you try not to get them killed; we had to sell several hundred children as slaves to pay for this.

Caius I.

[Oseato]

After reading the travesty that was this thread, I suggest all of you read up on how to RP. If you nation is less than 25 Million, you can't send in 800 Trillion troops, hell, you can't even send in 1 million troops.

I suggest you all learn how to role play before you do stuff like this.

[Garmidia]

EPIC FAIL

A grey-haired old man sits in a coffee shop in Fenerio, staring through the smokey haze. He is dressed in something approaching rags. His face, covered in a scratchy beard. The rest of the room is silent, all eyes on him. It seems he is the center of attention. After some time, he rises.
"What does it truely mean to 'fail', my comrades?" he asks, letting the question hang, unanswered for a moment, before continuing. "I will tell you! There is no success like failure! But, and this, my friends, is most important... Failure, my friends, is no success at all... And what is it to be 'epic', if something is truely epic, can if be said to be 'fail', too? I truely must say, comrades, I am confused!"
belatedly, a shout from the back is heard, an audible plea to "stop quoting Dylan."
Everyone chuckles, but all eyes remain on the old man. He shrugs. "Everybody must get stoned." at that, the room bursts into laughter and applause, and the old man sits down, triumphant. Game, set and match.

Ooh, Gee -- don't take it so seriously.

[Thomolopolis]

I use my particle cannon and aim it at Indonisa's HQ.

[Macoksla]

ill send 10,000 tanks and 70 armerd cars and 100,000 men and 700 million Kalics(our currancy) of medic help for indonisa

[Macoksla]

ill send 12,000 tanks and 900 armerd cars and 700,000 men and 700 million Kelics(our currancy)wroth of medical supplies for indenisa

[Third Spanish States]

(OOC: Once I hoped an Intenational Incidents hosted in NationStates own servers would not become worse than Jolt's International Incidents. Also there are better and more original ways to point the flaws of these new forums than to create trolling puppets, if this is another case as I suspect.)

[Cazelia]

OH GOD THE FAILURE IT HURTS MY BRAIN.

[Macoksla]

If you are for war under no juristition come to The Republic Nations

[North Wiedna]

[North Wiedna]

they have been taken back to voik

WHAT WAS TAKEN TO VOIK???
WHAT???
THE INVADERS FROM /b/???

[Jothania]

im not gonna fight

[The Emmerian Unions]

Win.

[Hardern steal]

The Grand Duchy State of Hardern Steal as entered the war, we have sided with indonisa and her allies
"we will crush those dogs and put them to sleep" says psychotic dictator of H.S

an army of 10,000 regular soldier are en route to the captial, along with 55,000 special force and 5,000 crazy monkeys which will head into the front

a fleet battle group of 120 class A war ship are en route to seek and destory La Mon fleet in the Sea of ELEPHANTS


(we're a small nation okay!)

[Hardern steal]

The American Empire sent a single reconsance naval group to peacefully observe the happinings of this war any hostile intent toward the Imperial recon ships will be considered an act of war.

Hardern Steal have dispatched 32 cruisers to escort the naval group and keep an eye on them.

[Macoksla]

Sides With Indonisa

[The Vendarian Islands]

Thirty Submarine wolf packs made up of 6 T-class submarines each have mounted a sucessful raid on the 37 escort cruisers sent by Harden Steal.
All 37 cruisers sank with only one submrine sunk. 2,000 survivors are now pleading the American Empire to pick them from the shark-infested waters.
No American Imperial recon ships were destroyed and they are now being escorted by 22 destroyers, 1 wolf pack, 3 cruisers, and 5 battleships.
This was shortly followed by a Declaration of war against Harden Steal.

[The Vendarian Islands]

The American Empire sent a single reconsance naval group to peacefully observe the happinings of this war any hostile intent toward the Imperial recon ships will be considered an act of war.

You're in much better hands now.
-gives recon ship valuable recon equipment-
A gift for your Neuteral Efforts

[The Vendarian Islands]

A treaty of peace was just signed in the capital of La Mons by the heads of state. The war is now over, and a public announcment will be made tonight by empeorer amidalia.

The Vendarian Islands recognise this and escort the recon group back to America

[The Vendarian Islands]

All surviving members of the Steal crew were returned and given free island resort tickets.
PEACE Declared to the nation