La Habana Funds Two Trillion Dollar Donation To Fight War Against Kalasparata!
The La Habana Commission for the Destruction of Kalasparata (LHCDK) today announced that The La Habana Parliament had authorized a US$2 trillion aid package, to fund the war currently being waged against Kalasparata by a host of nations from around the world. While La Habana has not become directly involved in the conflict, the sizeable donation to the invading forces will likely swing the balance of power against Kalasparata. Our reporter interviewed a member of The La Habana Commission for the Destruction of Kalasparata:
Reporter: "So what are the reasons behind this donation?"
LHCDK Commission Member: "This donation is long overdue, ever since Kalasparata joined NationStates they have plagued the forums with badly thought-out roleplaying, spelling mistakes that defy comprehension, and generally thinking that they are a powerful nation, when in reality their time on NationStates has been relatively short. Kalasparata has become an international pariah, and this aid package is intended to put an end to its tyranny once and for all, by giving the invading nations a boost in their military funding."
Reporter: "Are there any plans for more aid packages in the near future?"
LHCDK Commission Member: "We are currently discussing further options with the international community, that is all I can say at this time."
Reporter: "Thank you Commissioner."
OOC: I hope that nobody in The Alliance has any allegiances with Kalasparata, but if so just ignore this post.
EDIT: Here is a link to the conflict thread: http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=47702&start=1&sid=96cc1ec944a0ebdd8119a54adb084510




