Organization of Democracies War Forum 2

[Ranoria]

So? Funny?

[Ptolus]

I think...I need to nog be invited to a party again. Hey what happened to these businnuessmen?
Calus is my new nickname for YOU ol' buddy ol' pal. Mmmmmm...scary...I can still blow the boat.
( Hey! ESPRs! How close are you?
Reply-Dammitt that thing is fast!

Your continued dickery is not appreciated.

[Emerald Coast]

There we go! Now then, how EXACTLY are you going to do that? Honestly I have no doubt that I can destroy Ptolus at a whim. CP is the problem, but I have confidence in my plans... Anyways, when people are raped, they are casterated, then cheese grated, then left to die. Bullies proven on court are lined up and shot. Bank robbers and their level of criminal are given a chance at freedom by facing SPRs. Murderers are put in a sandwiching device that udjusts the implemented force to just too much for them to handle. Of course, these are guidelines. The jury makes the final decision.

Okay, look here Mr. Ranoria. *dusts off my suit and straightens it as if it was dirtied and ruffled by his presence* It's one thing if you and your infinite stupidity get a few disposable spec ops that work for me killed. That's fine, I can charge you for it later and use it as a lever in negotiations. However, interrupting my party, inciting war, AND discussing your filthy, heathen ways in my presence after I so kindly and politely asked you to stop, is quite unacceptable. Frankly, your breach of human rights is problematic enough as is, but your warmongering is totally unacceptable. You're insane and out of control. I would like to avoid conflict if at all possible, but I WILL step in as the world peace keeping force if need be, and I will not show you mercy. I suggest you get your act together or suffer the consequences. Do I make myself clear? *I grip my hilt tightly and glare menacingly at the Ranorian*

Gentlemen, I think we all need to just calm down, drink, dance, and have fun!

[Commandin Pillotus]

Ok, while you and I might maybe be equals on the battlefield, you'd be hopeless against the ISN.

[The Imperial Space Navy]

His majesty the King would like to ask permission to let some of the Foot Guard officers come and mingle with everyone and dance. ( They have their dress uniforms with them.)

Please, by all means. My own men are mingling at the moment, in fact. They're still armed, of course, but I thought is was a nice idea to let them relax and have fun, and I hope yours will as well.

Also, I apologize to you Mr. Mac Duff, and you who represent Commandin Pillotus, for this Ranorian's unsightly display of conduct. Please allow me to clean this up and let the fun flow again. I am sorry for the inconvenience and did not foresee this. I will also see if I can't get Walrus to be a little more reasonable.

[Ranoria]

Okay, look here Mr. Ranoria. *dusts off my suit and straightens it as if it was dirtied and ruffled by his presence* It's one thing if you and your infinite stupidity get a few disposable spec ops that work for me killed. That's fine, I can charge you for it later and use it as a lever in negotiations. However, interrupting my party, inciting war, AND discussing your filthy, heathen ways in my presence after I so kindly and politely asked you to stop, is quite unacceptable. Frankly, your breach of human rights is problematic enough as is, but your warmongering is totally unacceptable. You're insane and out of control. I would like to avoid conflict if at all possible, but I WILL step in as the world peace keeping force if need be, and I will not show you mercy. I suggest you get your act together or suffer the consequences. Do I make myself clear? *I grip my hilt tightly and glare menacingly at the Ranorian*

Gentlemen, I think we all need to just calm down, drink, dance, and have fun!

Uh, actually I 've been in my way back to Ranoria for awhile...how high are you?

[Commandin Pillotus]

You know, it probably would have been a good idea to send guards instead of simply arming the delegates (if you call a pistol and a traditional Limatian longsword really armed).

[Emerald Coast]

Gentlemen, I think we all need to just calm down, drink, dance, and have fun!

Uh, actually I 've been in my way back to Ranoria for awhile...how high are you?

I am not high at all sir! We of the Royal family are against drugs in any form!

[Ranoria]

As for inciting war, Ptolus threatened to stop Ranoria dip for conducting ample punishment. But anyway, I doubt that if anyone, forgive me, raped say...your mother, or sister, that you wouldn't want them it feel Hellon Earth.
You're against drugs? Good!

[Ranoria]

Ooc:did anyone view the link?

[Ptolus]

What!?!

[Commandin Pillotus]

As for inciting war, Ptolus threatened to stop Ranoria dip for conducting ample punishment. But anyway, I doubt that if anyone, forgive me, raped say...your mother, or sister, that you wouldn't want them it feel Hellon Earth.
You're against drugs? Good!

Killed, maybe. Castrated then killed, no. Remember, the Bible says to turn the other cheek. Forgive your enemies. Let God deal with them.

[Commandin Pillotus]

As for inciting war, Ptolus threatened to stop Ranoria dip for conducting ample punishment. But anyway, I doubt that if anyone, forgive me, raped say...your mother, or sister, that you wouldn't want them it feel Hellon Earth.
You're against drugs? Good!

He's high, and you're taking war threats seriously?

[Ranoria]

Hahahahahahahahahahahshahahahaha!!!!!!
Meh, if you think about it that way, God wouldn't really allow me to do what I do to them, would hea. Maybe I AM the prejuudgement. Anyway, the is
S the jury's decision after all.

[Commandin Pillotus]

Emotion also shouldn't factor into lawmaking.

[Emerald Coast]

As for inciting war, Ptolus threatened to stop Ranoria dip for conducting ample punishment. But anyway, I doubt that if anyone, forgive me, raped say...your mother, or sister, that you wouldn't want them it feel Hellon Earth.
You're against drugs? Good!

He's high, and you're taking war threats seriously?

Your referring to Potulus, right?

[Commandin Pillotus]

Hahahahahahahahahahahshahahahaha!!!!!!
Meh, if you think about it that way, God wouldn't really allow me to do what I do to them, would hea. Maybe I AM the prejuudgement. Anyway, the is
S the jury's decision after all.

Wait, you're equating your judgement to the judgement of God? This boasts of blasphemy.

[Ranoria]

Meh. Vengeance is justice. Not much of a difference. Also, I can really argue the to Christians only, and maybe Muslims, do you think what I do to them is ANYTHING compared to what they will experience later?

[The Imperial Space Navy]

*I make a slight move with my hand, at which point a group of about 100 of my men, which had previously been mingling, draw their weapons and surround the Ranorians* Now, I am quite through with your madness. I invited you to this party with the hopes of friendship, yet from the moment you've stepped aboard my ship you've caused trouble. This ship is MY private cruiser, by the way, meaning I HAVE TO PAY TO GET IT FIXED. *I take a cigar from within my jacket and light it, taking a few puffs* Now, Mr. Ranoria, if you would please leave my vessel. Your aircraft is waiting on the flight deck. If you put up a fuss, I will have these lovely young lads standing around you escort you out. FORCEFULLY. So please, be a dear and be nice about this ONE, SINGLE thing. 'Kay? *I finish my cigar, put it out in my hand, and toss it into a trash bin across the room* Am I clear?

[Ptolus]

Hahahahahahahahahahahshahahahaha!!!!!!
Meh, if you think about it that way, God wouldn't really allow me to do what I do to them, would hea. Maybe I AM the prejuudgement. Anyway, the is
S the jury's decision after all.

God? What is that?

[Ptolus]

Meh. Vengeance is justice. Not much of a difference. Also, I can really argue the to Christians only, and maybe Muslims, do you think what I do to them is ANYTHING compared to what they will experience later?

What happens later?

[Commandin Pillotus]

He's high, and you're taking war threats seriously?

Your referring to Potulus, right?

Oh, yeah, totally. I daresay Ranoria would be stupid enough to threaten essentially the entire region without being impaired.

[Commandin Pillotus]

*I make a slight move with my hand, at which point a group of about 100 of my men, which had previously been mingling, draw their weapons and surround the Ranorians* Now, I am quite through with your madness. I invited you to this party with the hopes of friendship, yet from the moment you've stepped aboard my ship you've caused trouble. This ship is MY private cruiser, by the way, meaning I HAVE TO PAY TO GET IT FIXED. *I take a cigar from within my jacket and light it, taking a few puffs* Now, Mr. Ranoria, if you would please leave my vessel. Your aircraft is waiting on the flight deck. If you put up a fuss, I will have these lovely young lads standing around you escort you out. FORCEFULLY. So please, be a dear and be nice about this ONE, SINGLE thing. 'Kay? *I finish my cigar, put it out in my hand, and toss it into a trash bin across the room* Am I clear?

They already left. Like, a couple pages ago. It would have been less confusing if he had dropped out of the convo, though.

[Ranoria]

*I make a slight move with my hand, at which point a group of about 100 of my men, which had previously been mingling, draw their weapons and surround the Ranorians* Now, I am quite through with your madness. I invited you to this party with the hopes of friendship, yet from the moment you've stepped aboard my ship you've caused trouble. This ship is MY private cruiser, by the way, meaning I HAVE TO PAY TO GET IT FIXED. *I take a cigar from within my jacket and light it, taking a few puffs* Now, Mr. Ranoria, if you would please leave my vessel. Your aircraft is waiting on the flight deck. If you put up a fuss, I will have these lovely young lads standing around you escort you out. FORCEFULLY. So please, be a dear and be nice about this ONE, SINGLE thing. 'Kay? *I finish my cigar, put it out in my hand, and toss it into a trash bin across the room* Am I clear?

Once again, I've been off the ship for awhile...how many Ranoris?
As for YOU CP, that was hurtful ( mock cry). F-15s! Perform...bombing drills over...(Narrows eyes) Uninhabited Ranorin waters. Mwahahahahaha!

[Ranoria]

Txting!