Organization of Democracies War Forum 2

[Ranoria]

I refer to myself as Soarta because of my obviously militarized, armed, and no-nonsense nation. Not to mention that my ESPRs are raised like Spartans.

[Emerald Coast]

How much do your minutes cost sir? The reason I ask is that I know a great company that can get you unlimited everything for $50 a month, but for you, a discount of 75%. It is ECICN, Emerald Coast International Communication Network.

Does it work for tracfone?

It can work for anything sir. What ever you need!

[Commandin Pillotus]

There we go! Now then, how EXACTLY are you going to do that? Honestly I have no doubt that I can destroy Ptolus at a whim. CP is the problem, but I have confidence in my plans... Anyways, when people are raped, they are casterated, then cheese grated, then left to die. Bullies proven on court are lined up and shot. Bank robbers and their level of criminal are given a chance at freedom by facing SPRs. Murderers are put in a sandwiching device that udjusts the implemented force to just too much for them to handle. Of course, these are guidelines. The jury makes the final decision.

Bullies? Are you saying that you're taking schoolchildren and shooting them? Because if you ask me, bullies are only really problems when you're kids.

[Ranoria]

CP, do you mind if I drop these drunk...oh, I forgot the businessmen, huh, oh well.
Alrighty then! I am buying that service! Awesome!

[Commandin Pillotus]

Ranoria, I think he's referring to something in character. I assume you actually, in real life, need minutes.

[Ranoria]

Have you seen what bullies grow up into? And plus, it's better they die than a bunch if innocents in a school..oh MK wait! That's in (OOC) US!(IC) Ranorian public school teachers are ARMED and TRAINED former soldiers!
No, I was referring to IC, or else I would have put OOc, I (OOC) have 182.2 minutes left.

[Commandin Pillotus]

I'm pretty sure Ptolus and I aren't the only ones who disagree with your methods.

[The Imperial Space Navy]

Ranoria, first off, I must say that your men are not very discreet at all about what they do. Secondly, you're cleaning up and paying me for the crewmen you killed. Thirdly, this is my ship, in my waters, and this is my party, so don't be making demands. Finally, if you don't shut your trap with this warmongering nonsense I'll eject you from my ship and back onto yours. Also, next time I suggest that you request to bring your forces onto my ship before doing so. Try it again and you won't like the result. I also won't be as lenient about your killing my workers. If there is an issue, I will have my own men deal with it. I can assure you that there is no one within a thousand miles of this ship stupid enough to pull some kind of bullshit when I have three of my largest fleets within striking distance. Well, except you since you seem to have no qualms about killing people at random for no legitimate reason. Now, please try not to make any more trouble for me. This is my ship and my party, after all.

Sultan, if you're going to smoke the dank, don't do it on my ship.

King Mac Duff, I understand that these matters are pressing and I assure you that they will be dealt with accordingly later this evening. In the mean time, let us enjoy ourselves.

*I turn to greet the CP delegates that have arrived*

I am very happy to see that you are attending this party of mine. I hope that we can become acquainted later. I've been very much looking forward to forming beneficial terms of friendship with your nation. I believe most everyone is here now, so if all of you will follow me off of the landing pad, we can get to the central ballroom where the fun begins.

Crewmen I killed? Wha? And as for discreetness your probobly right, I need to jot that down in the training regime...

Yes, you killed some of the security crew from the Stealth Corps. Those are expensive. I'll bill you later.

[Ptolus]

There we go! Now then, how EXACTLY are you going to do that? Honestly I have no doubt that I can destroy Ptolus at a whim. CP is the problem, but I have confidence in my plans... Anyways, when people are raped, they are casterated, then cheese grated, then left to die. Bullies proven on court are lined up and shot. Bank robbers and their level of criminal are given a chance at freedom by facing SPRs. Murderers are put in a sandwiching device that udjusts the implemented force to just too much for them to handle. Of course, these are guidelines. The jury makes the final decision.

Dude you are allowing breaches of human rights. Not cooled.

[Ranoria]

Anyway, IMMA ride a dragon! No, wait, our national animal is the wing wolf, darn.
I did?
(stares at ESPRs) Go swim back and clean it up!
Under their breathes, they reply, "Tsh, no big deal", and swim off.

[Commandin Pillotus]

Have you seen what bullies grow up into? And plus, it's better they die than a bunch if innocents in a school..oh MK wait! That's in (OOC) US!(IC) Ranorian public school teachers are ARMED and TRAINED former soldiers!
No, I was referring to IC, or else I would have put OOc, I (OOC) have 182.2 minutes left.

I'm confused as to what innocents in schools have to deal with. And yes, I know what bullies grow into. Losers. It's still not a reason to kill children.

[Ranoria]

Calus, I can shoot that thing down into the ocean before those troops get there. I would shut up. Now. Heheheheh, kidding...kind of.

[Ranoria]

The innocents-Thisbe poor little kids who the shooters kill without reason.

[Ptolus]

Calus, I can shoot that thing down into the ocean before those troops get there. I would shut up. Now. Heheheheh, kidding...kind of.

Who the fuck is Calus?

[Emerald Coast]

His majesty the King would like to ask permission to let some of the Foot Guard officers come and mingle with everyone and dance. ( They have their dress uniforms with them.)

[Commandin Pillotus]

In order to get to Ptolus, you have to go past the ISN, SE, and myself.

[Commandin Pillotus]

The innocents-Thisbe poor little kids who the shooters kill without reason.

The shooters?

[Emerald Coast]

Calus, I can shoot that thing down into the ocean before those troops get there. I would shut up. Now. Heheheheh, kidding...kind of.

Who the fuck is Calus?

I believe he left the forums a little while ago.

[Ranoria]

I think...I need to nog be invited to a party again. Hey what happened to these businnuessmen?
Calus is my new nickname for YOU ol' buddy ol' pal. Mmmmmm...scary...I can still blow the boat.
( Hey! ESPRs! How close are you?
Reply-Dammitt that thing is fast!

[Commandin Pillotus]

Who the fuck is Calus?

I believe he left the forums a little while ago.

It's the same person. Ptolus is a nation he had before Calus was created. Ptolus is attempting to avoid breaking character by responding to a nation name that he no longer RP's as.

[Ranoria]

Hmmm... PT boats...PT boats...may be...naw, no need to be a http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=80YFtnTBApU

[Commandin Pillotus]

I think...I need to nog be invited to a party again. Hey what happened to these businnuessmen?
Calus is my new nickname for YOU ol' buddy ol' pal. Mmmmmm...scary...I can still blow the boat.
( Hey! ESPRs! How close are you?
Reply-Dammitt that thing is fast!

Or, more accurately, "blurb blurb" because they're drowning somewhere in either the Pacific or Indian oceans.

[The Imperial Space Navy]

There we go! Now then, how EXACTLY are you going to do that? Honestly I have no doubt that I can destroy Ptolus at a whim. CP is the problem, but I have confidence in my plans... Anyways, when people are raped, they are casterated, then cheese grated, then left to die. Bullies proven on court are lined up and shot. Bank robbers and their level of criminal are given a chance at freedom by facing SPRs. Murderers are put in a sandwiching device that udjusts the implemented force to just too much for them to handle. Of course, these are guidelines. The jury makes the final decision.

Okay, look here Mr. Ranoria. *dusts off my suit and straightens it as if it was dirtied and ruffled by his presence* It's one thing if you and your infinite stupidity get a few disposable spec ops that work for me killed. That's fine, I can charge you for it later and use it as a lever in negotiations. However, interrupting my party, inciting war, AND discussing your filthy, heathen ways in my presence after I so kindly and politely asked you to stop, is quite unacceptable. Frankly, your breach of human rights is problematic enough as is, but your warmongering is totally unacceptable. You're insane and out of control. I would like to avoid conflict if at all possible, but I WILL step in as the world peace keeping force if need be, and I will not show you mercy. I suggest you get your act together or suffer the consequences. Do I make myself clear? *I grip my hilt tightly and glare menacingly at the Ranorian*

[Emerald Coast]

I believe he left the forums a little while ago.

It's the same person. Ptolus is a nation he had before Calus was created. Ptolus is attempting to avoid breaking character by responding to a nation name that he no longer RP's as.

Oh. Thank you for telling me.

[Ranoria]

Hahahaha!