Organization of Democracies War Forum 2

[Emerald Coast]

His majesty, after a few minutes on the dance floor, decides to ask for some formal music and is looking for a partner to dance with. ( Gentleman, please note that the King is here with his family, which are his mother and some uncles and cousins, numbering 15 in the whole party, But the King is only 28 and is single. Might be a good time to introduce any pretty daughters!)

*orders the M.C. to change tracks to Beethoven's 5th Symphony* This should suit your tastes, Mac Duff. AND KEEP YOUR SLEAZY, HIGHLAND HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTERS!!! Unless of course you intend to be a proper gentleman and treat them to a good dance, then seduce and attempt to deflower them. That'd be amusing for me because they're rather ferocious and most men that try tend to end up castrated. Anywho...
*I down a few pints of expensive Scotch before sliding into the middle of the dance floor* Fun time!!! *I grab my secretary and begin to dance in perfect tune to the music, then go batshit crazy and start a swordfight with one of my soldiers off in a corner*

I will be gentleman to any young lady I meet at your feast, your Highness. You just to need look out for Uncle Leo, the Baron of Eddlesive. He's a live one!

[Ranoria]

Ranoria, first off, I must say that your men are not very discreet at all about what they do. Secondly, you're cleaning up and paying me for the crewmen you killed. Thirdly, this is my ship, in my waters, and this is my party, so don't be making demands. Finally, if you don't shut your trap with this warmongering nonsense I'll eject you from my ship and back onto yours. Also, next time I suggest that you request to bring your forces onto my ship before doing so. Try it again and you won't like the result. I also won't be as lenient about your killing my workers. If there is an issue, I will have my own men deal with it. I can assure you that there is no one within a thousand miles of this ship stupid enough to pull some kind of bullshit when I have three of my largest fleets within striking distance. Well, except you since you seem to have no qualms about killing people at random for no legitimate reason. Now, please try not to make any more trouble for me. This is my ship and my party, after all.

Sultan, if you're going to smoke the dank, don't do it on my ship.

King Mac Duff, I understand that these matters are pressing and I assure you that they will be dealt with accordingly later this evening. In the mean time, let us enjoy ourselves.

*I turn to greet the CP delegates that have arrived*

I am very happy to see that you are attending this party of mine. I hope that we can become acquainted later. I've been very much looking forward to forming beneficial terms of friendship with your nation. I believe most everyone is here now, so if all of you will follow me off of the landing pad, we can get to the central ballroom where the fun begins.

Crewmen I killed? Wha? And as for discreetness your probobly right, I need to jot that down in the training regime...

[Ptolus]

One moment men fetch a helicopter for me so i can smoke this while nt on his ship. I need you to hover barely above the flight deck. Heck get me a balloon and that will work.

[Emerald Coast]

One moment men fetch a helicopter for me so i can smoke this while nt on his ship. I need you to hover barely above the flight deck. Heck get me a balloon and that will work.

Sir, I wonder if that is quite safe? If you do do this, please attach a safety harness so we don't lose you. We wouldn't want that.

[Commandin Pillotus]

I would be happy to open up embassies with the two of you.

And, to Ranoria, the best thing to do is just to kill the warlord. With bullets. Don't want to risk a breakout. Although, if I'm reading the situation right, we might need to plan an invasion of Midmer. Unless the warlord is like a terrorist, in which case we should collaborate with the government and hunt him down.

[Ranoria]

Ah well, Imma eat spaghetti! (eats every pound of the stuff that was brought in) Yummy!
So, anyone want some fish? Furs? Rice? Cotton? Kay.
And if your daughters are that...feisty, I'm going to stop telling the businessmen to back off. ( pThey're all married, they need tonlearn a lesson. Normally I would kill them(With the hook-jaw gallows) for their deeds, but they Are REALLY good at covering their tracks and, er, bribing the juries.

[Ranoria]

Cool, I have, now, 120 million basic infantry ready for deployment. As well as some just-paid for Boeing passenger planes (737s) modified quickly for paratrooper crap!

[Commandin Pillotus]

We can arrange an airdrop of famous Commandin Pillotusan delivery pizza!

[Ptolus]

Hey dude your inhumane torture methods are a real dick move bro. Stop that or il do somethin about it. (Is currently hovering by sitting on small unmanned helicopter smoking pot)

[Emerald Coast]

We can arrange an airdrop of famous Commandin Pillotusan delivery pizza!

I would love to try some!

[Ranoria]

I also just deployed 15 ESPRs to find him. Echoes would help. Or Athenians, even better. On my little tracfone, I text my soldiers, "Go ahead and attack!" As my business seems settled, I'll leave, unless anyone else needs some fur, cotton, and rice trade?

[Ranoria]

Pizza!
And Ptolus, was that a threat?
(ESPRs draw various firearms, I pull out a cheese grater.)
Guys! Put the guns up! We're not here for a fight!

[Emerald Coast]

Hey dude your inhumane torture methods are a real dick move bro. Stop that or il do somethin about it. (Is currently hovering by sitting on small unmanned helicopter smoking pot)

Come now Gentlemen, we are here to have fun! Not to critique others for there methods of punishments! May I suggest that you have some ale?

[Ranoria]

No, seriously, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

[Commandin Pillotus]

Because if there's any three things we're good at, it's making guns, making computers, and/or making delivery pizza.

[Commandin Pillotus]

Well, I, for one, agree with Ptolus on this issue. And I am bigger than you.

[Ranoria]

K, I'm leaving. Once the warlord is dealt with,(points at helicopter) I'll have a little, (fingers cheese grater) chat, yes that's the word, CHAT with druggy over there if he has a problem with my methods.

[Ptolus]

No, seriously, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

Prevent the violations of basic human rights. What else?

[Emerald Coast]

No, seriously, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

Gentlemen, please! Let us just have fun! Come sirs, we have been invited to just have a blast! Let us leave here as friends, not enemies!

[Ranoria]

Are you already threatening me? Sparta defeated Athens after a plague. History repeats itself. By the way, give me a moment, I need to purchase more minutes.

[Commandin Pillotus]

Look, Me, you're taking the threats of a drugged man too seriously. Why do you refer to yourself as Sparta?

[Emerald Coast]

Are you already threatening me? Sparta defeated Athens after a plague. History repeats itself. By the way, give me a moment, I need to purchase more minutes.

How much do your minutes cost sir? The reason I ask is that I know a great company that can get you unlimited everything for $50 a month, but for you, a discount of 75%. It is ECICN, Emerald Coast International Communication Network.

[Emerald Coast]

Look, Me, you're taking the threats of a drugged man too seriously. Why do you refer to yourself as Sparta?

He is high as a kite.

[Ranoria]

There we go! Now then, how EXACTLY are you going to do that? Honestly I have no doubt that I can destroy Ptolus at a whim. CP is the problem, but I have confidence in my plans... Anyways, when people are raped, they are casterated, then cheese grated, then left to die. Bullies proven on court are lined up and shot. Bank robbers and their level of criminal are given a chance at freedom by facing SPRs. Murderers are put in a sandwiching device that udjusts the implemented force to just too much for them to handle. Of course, these are guidelines. The jury makes the final decision.

[Ranoria]

Are you already threatening me? Sparta defeated Athens after a plague. History repeats itself. By the way, give me a moment, I need to purchase more minutes.

How much do your minutes cost sir? The reason I ask is that I know a great company that can get you unlimited everything for $50 a month, but for you, a discount of 75%. It is ECICN, Emerald Coast International Communication Network.

Does it work for tracfone?