Germany is a peaceful nation, having renounced war as an instrument of expansion and conquest. But this time, despite the multiple attempts at friendship with Greater Sveriege, the said nation has decided to slaughter all Germans in her territories for the trivial offence of belonging to a benevolent nation. This has gone too far -- not even Germans are bad enough to ignore the massacre of innocent civilians!
Dear Governments of the World:
Today, Greater Sveriege has made a grave mistake in massacring all Germans within her borders, for the trivial offence of us having a bad opinion on their nation.
She has gone too far.
As a fitting revenge, we had arrested all her civilians staying within our borders, and sold them to the highest bidder -- Daimler AG for the price of 1 Reichsmark, for all 300,000 of her citizens. Daimler AG has recently been experiencing a shortage of labour, and the federal government of Germany hopes that this lot will help solve the problem. BMW came a close second, topping off at 99 Pfennig, but it just wasn't good enough.
As an additional consequence, the Reichswehr has been summoned to the ready for an immediate, swift, great invasion of Greater Sveriege to clear way for BMW to enslave the entire population of Greater Sveriege to produce luxury cars. Volvo will be eliminated by our Panzers (which we borrowed from the Soviet Union because they're prohibited under the Treaty of Versailles).
Any country helping the Germans' just cause will be given free quotas for German cars. Porsche will thunder by the ruins of Greater Sveriege. Audi will be at the party upon the corpses of Greater Sveriege's idiotic leaders too. Then, the immortal symbol of the German nation, the sausage, will be forced down the throats of every child and women in Greater Sveriege. The Reichsinnenministerium will reserve 100,000 persons to act as sausage makers who will spend the rest of their lives filling German stomachs will free sausage, of ever imaginable flavour and girth. Another 100,000 will be condemned to potato farming forever. Degenerate buildings in Greater Sveriege will be painted uniform Prussian Blue. The flags of Greater Sveriege will be burnt by German firewood. The remaining population will be forced to speak German, to wear German clothes, to salute the CEOs of Daimler AG and BMW and Audi but not Porsche, in the usual German fashion, i.e. with 4 fingers on the eyebrow on the right. We will confiscate all herring and roast them to our liking.
Operation Sver-Sver-Roasta is projected to be completed within 2 days.
Deal with it.
Yours truly,
Reichskanzlerin Katharine von Wormze,
Reichspraesident H. Nielsen,
Federal Government of Germany.
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