War on Greater Sveriege [IC | OPEN]

[Weimar Germany]

Germany is a peaceful nation, having renounced war as an instrument of expansion and conquest. But this time, despite the multiple attempts at friendship with Greater Sveriege, the said nation has decided to slaughter all Germans in her territories for the trivial offence of belonging to a benevolent nation. This has gone too far -- not even Germans are bad enough to ignore the massacre of innocent civilians!

Dear Governments of the World:

Today, Greater Sveriege has made a grave mistake in massacring all Germans within her borders, for the trivial offence of us having a bad opinion on their nation.

She has gone too far.

As a fitting revenge, we had arrested all her civilians staying within our borders, and sold them to the highest bidder -- Daimler AG for the price of 1 Reichsmark, for all 300,000 of her citizens. Daimler AG has recently been experiencing a shortage of labour, and the federal government of Germany hopes that this lot will help solve the problem. BMW came a close second, topping off at 99 Pfennig, but it just wasn't good enough.

As an additional consequence, the Reichswehr has been summoned to the ready for an immediate, swift, great invasion of Greater Sveriege to clear way for BMW to enslave the entire population of Greater Sveriege to produce luxury cars. Volvo will be eliminated by our Panzers (which we borrowed from the Soviet Union because they're prohibited under the Treaty of Versailles).

Any country helping the Germans' just cause will be given free quotas for German cars. Porsche will thunder by the ruins of Greater Sveriege. Audi will be at the party upon the corpses of Greater Sveriege's idiotic leaders too. Then, the immortal symbol of the German nation, the sausage, will be forced down the throats of every child and women in Greater Sveriege. The Reichsinnenministerium will reserve 100,000 persons to act as sausage makers who will spend the rest of their lives filling German stomachs will free sausage, of ever imaginable flavour and girth. Another 100,000 will be condemned to potato farming forever. Degenerate buildings in Greater Sveriege will be painted uniform Prussian Blue. The flags of Greater Sveriege will be burnt by German firewood. The remaining population will be forced to speak German, to wear German clothes, to salute the CEOs of Daimler AG and BMW and Audi but not Porsche, in the usual German fashion, i.e. with 4 fingers on the eyebrow on the right. We will confiscate all herring and roast them to our liking.

Operation Sver-Sver-Roasta is projected to be completed within 2 days.

Deal with it.

Yours truly,

Reichskanzlerin Katharine von Wormze,

Reichspraesident H. Nielsen,

Federal Government of Germany.

[Greater Sveriege]

Greater Sveriege will NOT tolerate this as we had a valid reason to imprison all Germans living within the Empire. As a result Greater Sveriege has started mobilizing its army and its Navy are surronding your borders but they have done nothing yet

[Makrono]

Makrono has decided to aid Greater Sveriege with 240 000 trained Makronite troops but the government is staying neutral

[Romic]

My two cents before I even attempt rping here.
1. If you are going to mobilize troops dont have it happen in one post.
Have a plan
Execute plan by preparing
Travel
Set up
Badabam you are there.

2. Be very descriptive or you will lose a lot of interest and wont have any experianced RPers play.

3. Make an OOC thread and let it be known who will support what.

Hope this little bit helps you.

[Weimar Germany]

*Bump*

[Tuva SSR]

Tuva SSR declares War on the Nation of Greater Sveriege for their vile treatment of Germans.400,000 Troops are being sent to Weimar to set up and begin to mobilize.

[Die Erworbenen Namen]

Dear Weimar Germany,

Your plea for help has reached our government, and we are determined to help you out. The horrible act that your aggressor has committed will not go unnoticed. While we, too, have imprisoned people, we would never sell them or treat them horribly. As such, we hope you accept our help.

We offer you our entire naval force of 20 ships, 50,000 foot soldiers, and 100 fighters, 20 torpedo bombers/carrier bombers, 15 dive bombers, and 5 super heavy bombers. If you accept this, we will send them over in our command. Please message us if you accept, for we will only mobilize if you accept.

But release your prisoners. They did nothing. It is not right for you to treat them that way.

[Taikaan]

Greater Sveriege will NOT tolerate this as we had a valid reason to imprison all Germans living within the Empire. As a result Greater Sveriege has started mobilizing its army and its Navy are surronding your borders but they have done nothing yet

You hqd no such valif reason, and you imprisoned them because your pride os apparebtly ao weak that it is brought down by a few negative opinions. I was not aware we werr kindergartners who got worked up over "someone being mean", but it appears I was wrong. We are debating involvement as of now.

Generalissimus Zevran Kynes

[Die Erworbenen Namen]

Greater Sveriege will NOT tolerate this as we had a valid reason to imprison all Germans living within the Empire. As a result Greater Sveriege has started mobilizing its army and its Navy are surronding your borders but they have done nothing yet

You hqd no such valif reason, and you imprisoned them because your pride os apparebtly ao weak that it is brought down by a few negative opinions. I was not aware we werr kindergartners who got worked up over "someone being mean", but it appears I was wrong. We are debating involvement as of now.

Generalissimus Zevran Kynes

Dear Generalissimus Zevran Kynes,
We are withdrawing support after long thought. Instead, we shall use our troops to better use. As of now, there are two parties. They are bickering like little children, arresting and killing at will. This is no way for a civilized nation to react. I propose something new: A third party.

I am asking you to join this third party. In this third party, we will attack both of them in force, and force them into peace, and make them release their prisoners. In a way, we will act as the police. What say you?

Emperor Maximus
Dictator Emperor of the Empire of DEN

[Greater Sveriege]

The Autarch Waved to the crowds of 79 billion people. He said. "As of now the Nazist Republic of Greater Sveriege is at war with filthy degenerate scum, We have begun to mobilize our army and because of this wifes will be conscripted into the workforce and men & children will be conscripted into the Armed Svensk Forces."
HEIL HITLER! he chanted and all the crowd did aswell

Im not actually meaning to be racist to you irl, and this is also my first war so i might not be as good

[The Federal Republic of Simonia]

Message from the Simonian Ministry of Foreign Affairs

To the Government of Germany,
We refuse to let the mass slaughter of innocent Germans continue, for that reason we are willing to send our best troops to assist in finding an end to this injustice

[Die Erworbenen Namen]

OOC: You don't have 79 billion people... No one in modern tech nationstates does. In fact, not even this earth does. Just being helpful.

IC:

Dear Greater Sveriege,

It has come to my attention that you, unlawfully, declared a trade embargo and blockade upon the nation of Weirmar Germany. Drop the trade embargo, and cease your blockade. Release your prisoners and pay him compensation. You are already being held for war crimes of mass genocide. Do not force us to hold you accountable for the deaths of thousands. If you do not comply, we will use deadly force.

[Weimar Germany]

-ignore-

[Greater Sveriege]

OOC: My nation is overpopulated like china but i will reduce it And to Germany, Hitler died a long long time ago and magically capturing him is god-modding so please dont.

IC: The Navy carrying German Suicide bombers began to cross to Germany. "Sir they have reached" said the Autarch's assisstant
"Great, Activate their bombs."
"Will do sir." One suicide bomber was trembling shaking and hungry, he had a thought, he began to run to the navy ship, he pulled the activate handle and tried to blow up the ship, but he blew himself up and a innocent cow. The rest of the horde began to walk to Hamburg not to far away were the ships anchored.

[Die Erworbenen Namen]

OOC you can't just do that... It's impossible. You can't just run in and take his leader...
I'm beginning to suspect that you two are the same person. Who else thinks that?
And how do your troops move so fast? I'm probably gonna pull out soon... But I'm gonna give it a chance

[Weimar Germany]

OOC you can't just do that... It's impossible. You can't just run in and take his leader...
I'm beginning to suspect that you two are the same person. Who else thinks that?
And how do your troops move so fast? I'm probably gonna pull out soon... But I'm gonna give it a chance

No we're not the same person.

OoC here.

[Greater Sveriege]

The Horde didn't get to far when a few died from frostbite (or something similar) There was 4 left.
"Sir"
"What is it" the Autarch Said
"We only have 4 suicide bombers left Sir"
"How is the mobilization going?"
"21%" The Autarch walked to his balcony and looked out to the river, he motioned for his assistant to walk over "Yes sir?" The Autarch then grabbed his assistant and threw him off his balcony in a fit of rage

[Greater Sveriege]

The Bombers sat down just outside of Hamburg and had a chat together and agreed, that they were going to blow all of themselves up when they reached the town-hall or when they get close. They began walking and they saw to town-hall was heavily guarded so 1 walked to the doors of the police station and blew him self up. An alarm started sounding, They sprinted to the town-hall 2 died from bullets from the guards, it was up to the 1 guy to kill the mayor. He saw the Mayor but he couldn't reach him in time because the Mayor went into a bunker. *WHACK* he has been knocked out and taken custody.

[Weimar Germany]

And the many people of Hamburg start rioting against the German government because of its inability to stop Capt. Obvious from coming into Germany and into her heartland without stopping. The reason is simple -- Germany is not permitted an air force, so if the enemy flies in, nothing could be done. As a result, the samaritans of Hamburg start coming out will weapons of all description, such as tennis racquets and shotguns and start trying to hit the invaders who seemed to have kidnapped their beloved mayor, Eisler, because he was out of their lines of sight.

Whereas in truth the Mayor has hidden himself in the Mayorbunker, the crowds returned home.

[Greater Sveriege]

The Autarch was furious that the degenerate slave bombers couldn't do anything. He called the commander of the air-force "Yes?" the commander asked
"Call in a carpet bomb on Hamburg" He said furiously and slammed the phone on the table.

[Weimar Germany]

The Autarch was furious that the degenerate slave bombers couldn't do anything. He called the commander of the air-force "Yes?" the commander asked
"Call in a carpet bomb on Hamburg" He said furiously and slammed the phone on the table.

Meanwhile, the people in Hamburg do nothing as they started to see bombers over the sky. As a result, the police has informed the Reichswehr to set up cannons in Hamburg as soon as possible so that the aircraft may be brought down as soon as possible.

[Greater Sveriege]

The Pilot opened the bomb tray and flicked the switch, the bombs began to fall. All the other 3 bombers did the same thing,dropping their bombs. The Pilot of the first bomber didnt bother look down because he knew that they would be screaming and running. The Bombers than detached and flew over to Berlin.

[Weimar Germany]

The Pilot opened the bomb tray and flicked the switch, the bombs began to fall. All the other 3 bombers did the same thing,dropping their bombs. The Pilot of the first bomber didnt bother look down because he knew that they would be screaming and running. The Bombers than detached and flew over to Berlin.

As the bombs began dropping, some exploded on the houses that dot Hamburg. Others landed in ponds and greens, unexploded. The land-to-air cannons start shooting, desperately trying to shoot down the aircraft.

[Greater Sveriege]

One bomber's wing was shot and it went crashing down heading straight towards the Mayors Palace (or something similar). The Pilot then started sing the Svensk anthem: Du gamla, Du fria, Du fjällhöga nord
Du tysta, Du glädjerika sköna!
Jag hälsar Dig, vänaste land uppå j- BOOOM

[Weimar Germany]

One bomber's wing was shot and it went crashing down heading straight towards the Mayors Palace (or something similar). The Pilot then started sing the Svensk anthem: Du gamla, Du fria, Du fjällhöga nord
Du tysta, Du glädjerika sköna!
Jag hälsar Dig, vänaste land uppå j- BOOOM

It crashed into the Mayor's city hall, situated above the Mayorbunker. A number of people were injured, but a telegram was dispatched to let the Reichswehrministerium know that the invaders are Swedish because of the anthem.