Murder of Muslims.

[Bodobol]

virana wipes out ralkovia using the thunder of zeus

bodobol retaliates with a really big bomb that kills everyone in virana

[Tiami]

tiami murders twenty-five million potatoes

[Virana]

virana wipes out ralkovia using the thunder of zeus

bodobol retaliates with a really big bomb that kills everyone in virana

virana prays to allah to wipe out bodobol and thus bodobol is washed away in flames right before the bomb hits virana

[Whiteshore]

Vice President Dmitri Chenkov has denounced the massacre of 25,000,000 Muslims and he has called for 5,000 Muslims to volunteer for a suicide mission to blow themselves and as many Ralkovians as possible

[Bodobol]

bodobol retaliates with a really big bomb that kills everyone in virana

virana prays to allah to wipe out bodobol and thus bodobol is washed away in flames right before the bomb hits virana

but bodobodobodobodobodobodobodobol sends all the muslims to ralkovia so they get the execute

[UED]

Vice President Dmitri Chenkov has denounced the massacre of 25,000,000 Muslims and he has called for 5,000 Muslims to volunteer for a suicide mission to blow themselves and as many Ralkovians as possible

The !@#$
lol though
I would be so sad if that was real though

[Neo Philippine Empire]

OOC: I grew tired of hating Ralkovia and I just decided to support his genocide of Muslims, we sent 2 million Muslim insurgents to Ralkovia to be eliminated

[Westbridge]

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[Westbridge]

virana wipes out ralkovia using the thunder of zeus

bodobol retaliates with a really big bomb that kills everyone in virana

OOC: godmod

[Neo Philippine Empire]

bodobol retaliates with a really big bomb that kills everyone in virana

OOC: godmod

For someone who barely have 10 posts, yes he did a godmod

[Mefpan]

Secret Military Installation on Isle Gamma, Meritocratic Empire of Mefpan

"...Milady Faust, come over here and tell me what the, pardon my language, fuck is going on? I'm getting all sorts of weird readings here."

"Don't ask me - these are all apparently from some alternate version of the Middle East; the geography's all wrong, the nations are all wrong, the politics are all right and I'm getting a headache - it's most definitely another conflict between Arabs and Jews."

"Oh, I see. Are we closing off that RealSpace for the time being? I don't think we need that kind of bleedover into our-"

"No. We're actually going to do the opposite."

"...get involved? Are you insane?"

"Yes I am and no we're not getting directly involved. We're just going to send them a bunch of resources."

"Them? The Arabs?"

"Oh, for Nevermore's sake - there's just one faction in this conflict that's too frightening to be referred to by name and the Arab nations are most assuredly not the faction I mean.

"Got it; scheduling a fuel and ammo shipment to Ralkovia as we speak."

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MERITOCRATIC EMPIRE OF MEFPAN To seek everyone's chances, to reward everyone's talents Recipient: Ralkovia Your actions are absolutely entertaining and you have our tacit but extremely vocal approval. A shipment worth roughly ten billion Credits of fuel, ammo and other resources is bound to arrive - have fun with it while it lasts. Councillors of Resarch and Development Octavia von Seckendorff Gavriela Faust

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Secret Military Installation on Isle Gamma, Meritocratic Empire of Mefpan

"Done and done. Shall I close the rift?"

"That may be wise. We already have one Levantine bastard running around in our nation; I don't think Ezaya will approve of having to deal with his two other split personalities as well; shut off the device and fetch me a coffee."

"...sigh, alright. As you desire, Milady Faust."

(OOC: WOO HOO BIG POST PARTY CRASHER!)

[The Uncompromising Purveyors of Light]

The Lord Ruler is enraged by this slaughter, for He wishes for the Muslims to die by His hand. Thus, He has sent five of His almighty servants, the Steel Inquisitors, to Ralkovia to slaughter the Muslims before the Ralkovians can. On top of this, He has declared the existence of sapient ponies, and has allowed 2,500 of them to emigrate to Mefpan.
In compensation for this infringement upon Ralkovia, he has also sent 25,000 potatoes as a gift to the Ralkovians.

OOC: Because we haven't had any fantasy tech yet.

[Constaniana]

tiami murders twenty-five million potatoes

The Grand Holy Empire demands reparations for such a heinous crime, as splendidly-grown Constannian potatoes might have perished during the committing of such an atrocity. We would recommend complying with our demands. Our determination is backed by super mega nooks.

[Crumlark]

My ancestors have blue eyes and blonde hair

Like all of them? Like can you trace them back their entire history. Because one of your ancestors might be black. And we know all about the 1 drop rule.

Is said rule like the ten second rule for eating food off the ground?

[Virana]

this is a very grave crime, ralkovia. it cannot possibly cost that much to watch this event.
—virana leader

[Oaledonia]

Secret Military Installation on Isle Gamma, Meritocratic Empire of Mefpan

"...Milady Faust, come over here and tell me what the, pardon my language, fuck is going on? I'm getting all sorts of weird readings here."

"Don't ask me - these are all apparently from some alternate version of the Middle East; the geography's all wrong, the nations are all wrong, the politics are all right and I'm getting a headache - it's most definitely another conflict between Arabs and Jews."

"Oh, I see. Are we closing off that RealSpace for the time being? I don't think we need that kind of bleedover into our-"

"No. We're actually going to do the opposite."

"...get involved? Are you insane?"

"Yes I am and no we're not getting directly involved. We're just going to send them a bunch of resources."

"Them? The Arabs?"

"Oh, for Nevermore's sake - there's just one faction in this conflict that's too frightening to be referred to by name and the Arab nations are most assuredly not the faction I mean.

"Got it; scheduling a fuel and ammo shipment to Ralkovia as we speak."

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MERITOCRATIC EMPIRE OF MEFPAN (Image) To seek everyone's chances, to reward everyone's talents Recipient: Ralkovia Your actions are absolutely entertaining and you have our tacit but extremely vocal approval. A shipment worth roughly ten billion Credits of fuel, ammo and other resources is bound to arrive - have fun with it while it lasts. Councillors of Resarch and Development Octavia von Seckendorff Gavriela Faust

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Secret Military Installation on Isle Gamma, Meritocratic Empire of Mefpan

"Done and done. Shall I close the rift?"

"That may be wise. We already have one Levantine bastard running around in our nation; I don't think Ezaya will approve of having to deal with his two other split personalities as well; shut off the device and fetch me a coffee."

"...sigh, alright. As you desire, Milady Faust."

(OOC: WOO HOO BIG POST PARTY CRASHER!)

Nooked.

[Mefpan]

Nooked.

Secret Military Installation on Isle Gamma, Meritocratic Empire of Mefpan

"The fuck was that dull thump just now?"

"Uh, I think someone just fired a nuclear missile at us. No damage. Surface layers of planet holding firm."

"Ah, carry on, then."

[Ikania]

OOC: Waaaitwaitwaitwait. Is this a bad-grammer godmod fest? Or is it intentional?

[Tiami]

OOC: Waaaitwaitwaitwait. Is this a bad-grammer godmod fest? Or is it intentional?

tiami nookz ikania

[Constaniana]

OOC: Waaaitwaitwaitwait. Is this a bad-grammer godmod fest? Or is it intentional?

tiami nookz ikania

Grand Holy Empire helps nook ikaNia. Much fallout. So boom.

[Ikania]

tiami nookz ikania

Grand Holy Empire helps nook ikaNia. Much fallout. So boom.

such resist. ikaNia boms all of yuo

iKaNiA STRONK!

[Oaledonia]

Nooked.

Secret Military Installation on Isle Gamma, Meritocratic Empire of Mefpan

"The fuck was that dull thump just now?"

"Uh, I think someone just fired a nuclear missile at us. No damage. Surface layers of planet holding firm."

"Ah, carry on, then."

Nookz in space.

[Ikania]

wait

ikania nooks al who kill muslims

we are most bowerful country

we wirr kirr youre people

ikania stronk

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

I'm of a mind to go back through this and give every last one of you a 24hr ban for the outright spam.

This is not how things ought to run, this is not a stellar example especially from long-time users of the forums on how to behave, and I am very much not amused.

Knock it off, and don't do it again.

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

In looking through more closely, with but a couple of exceptions for an actual effort at rp, and having seen that not only have several prominent forum members got in on the action, but two of the mentors as well, I have decided to Send a Message:

Spam is spam. Spam is not acceptable. There is far too much of it that goes on. That does not excuse an all-out spamfest such as this, especially from players who know better.

The following players have been given a *** 24-hr Ban *** for the spam, flaming, and other assinine behavior that went on here. This means THE PLAYER has been banned, not just their one nation. If they are caught on the forums posting with puppets, both the banned nation AND the puppet nation WILL be deleted, and will not be restored.

I hope this gets through to folks crystal clear - just because someone is misbehaving, it does not mean you should all jump on the bandwagon.

Bodobol
Tiami
Virana
Whiteshore
UED
Neo Philippine Empire
Westbridge
The Uncompromising Purveyors of Light
Constaniana
Crumlark
Oaledonia
Ikania
Mepfan
Marquette of Pacific
Miyager
Circasia
Saracenia
Murovanka
Arcturus Novus
Sailsia
Zaldakki
Saracenia
Cyldavia
Deusaeuri
Segland
Southeastern Xiatao
French Canadia
Agorapolis
Ralkovia
Adin
-The Unified Earth Governments-
Greater Istanistan
Absurrania
Lebanon Christian Republic
Free Sealand
Milograd
Ertae
New Laikland
Zataristan
The greater Vakolicci Haven
Microsol
New Zepuha
Isle of Zes
San Jose Guayabal
Arabic Spain
United Islamic Liberation Force
United World Order
Ayesleigh
Talanzaar