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Marquette of Pacific
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Marquette of Pacific » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:15 pm

Oaledonia wrote:
French Canadia wrote: goy

The fuck is this?


Goy - a non-Jewish person; gentile

I'm a goy.

French Canadia wrote:
Marquette of Pacific wrote:
Dude, we already burned Palestine like, five eons ago.


Silly goy, I used my Mossad-issued time traveling machine!


Dang, you beat me!
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Miyager
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Ex-Nation

Postby Miyager » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:15 pm

Neo Philippine Empire wrote:Well, I'm just siding Ralkovia because of his Neo-Nazi politics 8)


Pretty sure the Philippines weren't really high up on Nazi racial hierarchy. Trying too hard to be Aryan, Mr. 15%.
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I'm back I think.

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Ralkovia
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Founded: Mar 29, 2007
Ex-Nation

Postby Ralkovia » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:15 pm

Neo Philippine Empire wrote:Well, I'm just siding Ralkovia because of his Neo-Nazi politics 8)


My politics are all about proliferating potatoes.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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Constaniana
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Founded: Mar 10, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Constaniana » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:18 pm

Ralkovia wrote:
Neo Philippine Empire wrote:Well, I'm just siding Ralkovia because of his Neo-Nazi politics 8)


My politics are all about proliferating potatoes.

The Grand Holy Empire shall send potato aid packages to comfort the people of Ralkovia in this dark time.
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Kudos.

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Circasia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Circasia » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:18 pm

So we have Ralkovia, indisputably one of the best RPers on this forum, basically engaging in one liners.
Stuff?

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Oaledonia
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Founded: Mar 17, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Oaledonia » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:20 pm

Circasia wrote:So we have Ralkovia, indisputably one of the best RPers on this forum, basically engaging in one liners.

Don't insult this! The first page has a 5 liner I think!
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Blackjack-and-Hookers wrote:
Oaledonia wrote:I'll go make my own genocidal galactic empire! with blackjack and hookers

You bet your ass you will!
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Ralkovia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Ralkovia » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:21 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:
My politics are all about proliferating potatoes.

The Grand Holy Empire shall send potato aid packages to comfort the people of Ralkovia in this dark time.


Please send more potato aid.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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Constaniana
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Constaniana » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:24 pm

Circasia wrote:So we have Ralkovia, indisputably one of the best RPers on this forum, basically engaging in one liners.

This is Ralk's masterpiece, nearly in the same league as Milo's invasion of everyone.
Ralkovia wrote:
Constaniana wrote:The Grand Holy Empire shall send potato aid packages to comfort the people of Ralkovia in this dark time.


Please send more potato aid.

We shall proliferate Aryan potatoes among glorious allied nation.
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Kudos.

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Oaledonia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Oaledonia » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:26 pm

Oaledonia kills two million of dem Muslims first.
Haters gonna hate.
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Blackjack-and-Hookers wrote:
Oaledonia wrote:I'll go make my own genocidal galactic empire! with blackjack and hookers

You bet your ass you will!
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Saracenia
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Founded: Jan 06, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Saracenia » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:27 pm

Rejoice, O blessed children of Isaac, for the Three Daughters of God have favored you! A Kahina hath just arrive unto presence of Their worshipers and spoke commendation to the glorious emperor of Ralkovia, His Majesty Emperor Raskov, for the stars will shine upon you and your empire, thanking you for your cleansing of the savage heretics, followers of false prophet Mahomet.

Praised be Al-Lat, Uzza and Manat, for They have blessed thee! Potatoes will be delivered.

Hakam ibn Abd al-Manat,
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Murovanka
Minister
 
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Founded: Sep 20, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Murovanka » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:30 pm

To: Ralkovia

In the midst of this post-padding session, we would like to subscribe to all the episodes, and we hope that you will start immediately. Also, we would like you to film an additional episode, here are the reqs:

- All participants are free of any markings on their clothes, and should be hard to identify
- It is 1 hour long
- All participants shall not make a sound

The Ministry of Propaganda urgently needs such video footage, and we are prepared to pay a fair price for it. If possible, we would also like to purchase 1,000,000 Muslims for... "testing purposes". Trust me, nobody will ever hear of them again.

Thanks in advance,
Murovankan Government
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The Republic of Greater Appalachia
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Republic of Greater Appalachia » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:30 pm

As a Christian nation, we support your nation's stand against Muslims, but are disgusted with the extremes you're taking. We will remain neutral in this conflict.
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Arcturus Novus
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Arcturus Novus » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:33 pm

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"In tempore doloris, fortes sumus"

From the office of the Emperor,
Imperial Palace,
Urbs Oryzarum, Provincia Prima


Dearest leader of Ralkovia,

Good luck with that. There's lots of Islamic Republics out there who will probably have your head on a pike if they could. But, not us. We dislike your actions, but you cause us no direct harm, so we declare total netrality on the matter. Try not to get killed.

Bona dies et vita longa,
Emperor Iacobus I, Emperor-Survivor, Champion of Chaos, Continuation of the Oryzae
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Sailsia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Sailsia » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:33 pm

The People's Militant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Union Federation of Sailsia hereby commends the actions of Ralkovia. We in the PMSIMPUFofS have already killed all theists, polytheists, and atheists, and support the further eradication of any and all religions or non-religions. We will contribute whatever is necessary to further The Cause.

Signed,
Comrade Premier, Chairman of the People's Miliatant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Party of Sailsia, Joseph V.I. Mao
RIP RON PAUL
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July 4, 1776 - September 11, 2001

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Murovanka
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Ex-Nation

Postby Murovanka » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:36 pm

Sailsia wrote:The People's Militant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Union Federation of Sailsia hereby commends the actions of Ralkovia. We in the PMSIMPUFofS have already killed all theists, polytheists, and atheists, and support the further eradication of any and all religions or non-religions. We will contribute whatever is necessary to further The Cause.

Signed,
Comrade Premier, Chairman of the People's Miliatant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Party of Sailsia, Joseph V.I. Mao


Wait, wait. You kill both religious and non-religious people? So... What are you?!
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Zaldakki
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Ex-Nation

Postby Zaldakki » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:40 pm

Murovanka wrote:
Sailsia wrote:The People's Militant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Union Federation of Sailsia hereby commends the actions of Ralkovia. We in the PMSIMPUFofS have already killed all theists, polytheists, and atheists, and support the further eradication of any and all religions or non-religions. We will contribute whatever is necessary to further The Cause.

Signed,
Comrade Premier, Chairman of the People's Miliatant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Party of Sailsia, Joseph V.I. Mao


Wait, wait. You kill both religious and non-religious people? So... What are you?!

They are nobody, I think. Anti-humans.

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Sailsia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Sailsia » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:42 pm

TO: The Ambassador of Murovanka
FROM: Comrade Premier, Chairman of the People's Militant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Party of Sailsia, Joseph V.I. Mao

As stated in the Militant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Manifesto of 1969, written by national hero Leon Polpot Tito, the destruction of all religious institutions is paramount to the liberation of the working classes. The very notion of religion is a creation of the aristocratic pigs of the bourgeoisie. To ask the question "do you believe in God?" is to condemn to death anyone who answers it, as their minds have been corrupted by the capitalist scum. It is the duty of the people, in keeping with Leon Polpot Trotsky's last wishes, that the Revolution be continued. Long live the Revolution, Long Live Comrade Premier, Chairman of the People's Militant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Party of Sailsia, Joseph V.I. Mao, Long Live The People's Militant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Union Federation of Sailsia!

Signed,
Comrade Premier, Chairman of the People's Militant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Party of Sailsia, Joseph V.I. Mao
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Saracenia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Saracenia » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:45 pm

yuck commies
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The Republic of Greater Appalachia
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Republic of Greater Appalachia » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:45 pm

Sailsia wrote:TO: The Ambassador of Murovanka
FROM: Comrade Premier, Chairman of the People's Militant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Party of Sailsia, Joseph V.I. Mao

As stated in the Militant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Manifesto of 1969, written by national hero Leon Polpot Tito, the destruction of all religious institutions is paramount to the liberation of the working classes. The very notion of religion is a creation of the aristocratic pigs of the bourgeoisie. To ask the question "do you believe in God?" is to condemn to death anyone who answers it, as their minds have been corrupted by the capitalist scum. It is the duty of the people, in keeping with Leon Polpot Trotsky's last wishes, that the Revolution be continued. Long live the Revolution, Long Live Comrade Premier, Chairman of the People's Militant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Party of Sailsia, Joseph V.I. Mao, Long Live The People's Militant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Union Federation of Sailsia!

Signed,
Comrade Premier, Chairman of the People's Militant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Party of Sailsia, Joseph V.I. Mao

Your nation won't like mine, we are a Christian nation, we believe in a God that created everything, if you have a problem with that take it to God.
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Sailsia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Sailsia » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:52 pm

The Republic of Greater Appalachia wrote:
Sailsia wrote:-snip-

Your nation won't like mine, we are a Christian nation, we believe in a God that created everything, if you have a problem with that take it to God.

TO: The Fascist Bandits Who Call themselves The Republic of So-Called "Greater" Appalachia
FROM: Comrade Premier, Chairman of the People's Militant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Party of Sailsia, Joseph V.I. Mao

Our great nation does not waste time on the opinions of city-states.

Signed,
Comrade Premier, Chairman of the People's Militant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Party of Sailsia, Joseph V.I. Mao
RIP RON PAUL
Author of the U.S. Constitution
July 4, 1776 - September 11, 2001

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Cyldavia
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Founded: Dec 19, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Cyldavia » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:55 pm

Zaldakki wrote:
Murovanka wrote:
Wait, wait. You kill both religious and non-religious people? So... What are you?!

They are nobody, I think. Anti-humans.


Anti-humans, Aliens? But look!

The Republic of Greater Appalachia wrote:
Sailsia wrote:TO: The Ambassador of Murovanka
FROM: Comrade Premier, Chairman of the People's Militant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Party of Sailsia, Joseph V.I. Mao

As stated in the Militant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Manifesto of 1969, written by national hero Leon Polpot Tito, the destruction of all religious institutions is paramount to the liberation of the working classes. The very notion of religion is a creation of the aristocratic pigs of the bourgeoisie. To ask the question "do you believe in God?" is to condemn to death anyone who answers it, as their minds have been corrupted by the capitalist scum. It is the duty of the people, in keeping with Leon Polpot Trotsky's last wishes, that the Revolution be continued. Long live the Revolution, Long Live Comrade Premier, Chairman of the People's Militant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Party of Sailsia, Joseph V.I. Mao, Long Live The People's Militant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Union Federation of Sailsia!

Signed,
Comrade Premier, Chairman of the People's Militant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Party of Sailsia, Joseph V.I. Mao

Your nation won't like mine, we are a Christian nation, we believe in a God that created everything, if you have a problem with that take it to God.


My dear commies, just one question for clarification: Are you human? If yes, I take it that you're atheist; why don't you google that word. After all, you can only be religious or non-religious, right?

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Sailsia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Sailsia » Sat Jan 18, 2014 9:01 pm

TO: The Fascist Bandits Who Call themselves Cyldavia
FROM: Comrade Premier, Chairman of the People's Militant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Party of Sailsia, Joseph V.I. Mao

The Citizens of the Revolution will relish in the destruction of your already quite under-developed lands, the liberation of your enslaved people, and the execution of your corrupt, malevolent politicians.

Signed,
Comrade Premier, Chairman of the People's Militant Soviet Imperial Marxist Republican Party of Sailsia, Joseph V.I. Mao
RIP RON PAUL
Author of the U.S. Constitution
July 4, 1776 - September 11, 2001

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Cyldavia
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Founded: Dec 19, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Cyldavia » Sat Jan 18, 2014 9:14 pm

To: The rather rude comrade Mao
From: The Oppressed Government of Cyldavia

My dear comrade Mao,
You haven't answered our questions.

And by the way, I don't see how our citizens are enslaved? Mind you, they start rioting once we propose a teeny-tiny tax rise or anything they don't like. Good luck in destroying a country in which every middle-class family have an arsenal of at least five different types of firearms at home. We'd say that we politicians are the enslaved people, who, according to the latest reports, earn less than half of the average Cyldavian citizen.

Unsincerely,
The Oppressed Government of Cyldavia

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Ex-Nation

Postby Virana » Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:41 pm

virana wipes out ralkovia using the thunder of zeus
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Deusaeuri
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Ex-Nation

Postby Deusaeuri » Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:52 pm

deusaeuri wishes to issue a format denouncing of ralkovia
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