The Merry Holiday War (Warning: Has Ponies) (OOC)

[Lolder]

Hey, Squeeheat, minor error in your summary: Dale wasn't a Captain. He was a Petty Officer (3rd Class).

[The Strategic Air Command]

Sorry for the lack of action on my part, but I've been insanely busy with work.

Poni, if possible, could you place my forces at an airbase and give me a target to fly against, and I will try to get a post up some as soon as I can.

[Economa Incorporated]

whoa whoa PONI, might want to edit that for a bit later- that was the whole point of me remind y'all it was just a secure conversation.

I'd just put it in word or something and save it for a bit, because i will get there very soon. I just needed that reply from lolder to do so.


ummmm....is there another old thread or anything with this map on it? I really need it to do any deployment from my ships. so.....for now I'll write about the pamphlet dropping.

[Squeeheart]

whoa whoa PONI, might want to edit that for a bit later- that was the whole point of me remind y'all it was just a secure conversation.

I'd just put it in word or something and save it for a bit, because i will get there very soon. I just needed that reply from lolder to do so.


ummmm....is there another old thread or anything with this map on it? I really need it to do any deployment from my ships. so.....for now I'll write about the pamphlet dropping.

Oh am I rushing things a bit? Don't worry I think I'm done posting for the time being. Sadly it appears I won't be able to view the map personally until around tonight when my father will probably be off doing something else. I suppose I'll just tell you where to find the map is since this will take far too long for me: Go to the Pony Lands here: http://www.nationstates.net/region=pony_lands

Once you're there, you need to look at the World Factbook Entry for Regional Maps. There are two links: Pony Lands and Northern Pony Lands. You want to click on Northern Pony Lands, wait for the HUGE map to load, and then look around to the Northwest. Poni should be located below Equestrian States, a huge set of islands.

The reason I wanted to see the map myself so badly is because I haven't seen it in a very long time. I thought it would be best for me to actually see it rather than go entirely by memory, but I haven't been given that satisfaction with this freaking computer!

Also to the Time Alliance: Your forces are in New Nod, and there is a scared pony right in front of the troops. What they do to this pony will reflect heavily on how everyone else in New Nod reacts to you. Act wisely.

[Economa Incorporated]

so according to that scale i''m about 2000 kilometers diagonally southwest of New Nod, well within range of most of my stuff. Yay!

not my guns obviously, but elsewise...

[Squeeheart]

so according to that scale i''m about 2000 kilometers diagonally southwest of New Nod, well within range of most of my stuff. Yay!

not my guns obviously, but elsewise...

... The Time Alliance, where is that gypsy? I need to give her my porn!

[The Time Alliance]

so according to that scale i''m about 2000 kilometers diagonally southwest of New Nod, well within range of most of my stuff. Yay!

not my guns obviously, but elsewise...

... The Time Alliance, where is that gypsy? I need to give her my porn!

Hahaha...She went west I think..I don't know...

[Squeeheart]

... The Time Alliance, where is that gypsy? I need to give her my porn!

Hahaha...She went west I think..I don't know...

I wonder how many memorable quotes will result from this role play?

[The Time Alliance]

Hahaha...She went west I think..I don't know...

I wonder how many memorable quotes will result from this role play?

Well..That got on My quote list.

[Lolder]

Alright, I caught up on the IC and posted about entering the Rift. I'm content for now.

[Squeeheart]

It is now 7:00 P.M. Central Time! Get ready for some snow blowing to the East and South...

[Economa Incorporated]

alright, I'm taking PONI's earlier post as occurring....now!

will respond to message accordingly.


aaaand then I get called away. Back later.

[Lolder]

Goodbye, EI.
Also,it's Christmas eve! We have to wrap it up. And add a bow.

[Economa Incorporated]

back!

ah but it's the merry *holiday* war- we've got to new-years!

[Lolder]

Them Happy Holidays, and we still don't know the fate of that pony who failed his dock attacks. Pegasus fellow, forget his name.

[Poni]

Them Happy Holidays, and we still don't know the fate of that pony who failed his dock attacks. Pegasus fellow, forget his name.

That would be Sargeant Blitz of the Winter Wingers. He is still alive, but he hasn't been able to get into any further action yet. Now you mention it, General Steele of the Poni military and Robert Jackson of Poni Proprietor News haven't been heard from in HOURS!

I'll be sure to get them involved though, eventually.

Oh and by the way Hell has hit New Nod! On the plus side, I typed it to where all of the Time Alliance troops tried to enter the city hall of New Nod with success. However I don't know how many lived or died, because THAT, my dear friends would be blatant godmodding. I might have godmodded here by controlling the actions of someone else's troops, but it was for the sake of NOT getting said troops killed, and since I'm playing both sides of the war I think it is legit.

Anyone agree with me?

EDIT: Oh and by the way: The gypsy lesbian is back! She's in the city hall of New Nod, with the rest of the Time Alliance troops.

[Economa Incorporated]

would write more but GTG.

[The Time Alliance]

Them Happy Holidays, and we still don't know the fate of that pony who failed his dock attacks. Pegasus fellow, forget his name.

That would be Sargeant Blitz of the Winter Wingers. He is still alive, but he hasn't been able to get into any further action yet. Now you mention it, General Steele of the Poni military and Robert Jackson of Poni Proprietor News haven't been heard from in HOURS!

I'll be sure to get them involved though, eventually.

Oh and by the way Hell has hit New Nod! On the plus side, I typed it to where all of the Time Alliance troops tried to enter the city hall of New Nod with success. However I don't know how many lived or died, because THAT, my dear friends would be blatant godmodding. I might have godmodded here by controlling the actions of someone else's troops, but it was for the sake of NOT getting said troops killed, and since I'm playing both sides of the war I think it is legit.

Anyone agree with me?

EDIT: Oh and by the way: The gypsy lesbian is back! She's in the city hall of New Nod, with the rest of the Time Alliance troops.

I'll say I lost about maybe 78. Or a smaller number. . Anyways I'm happy the Gypsy Lesbian is back.

[Poni]

That would be Sargeant Blitz of the Winter Wingers. He is still alive, but he hasn't been able to get into any further action yet. Now you mention it, General Steele of the Poni military and Robert Jackson of Poni Proprietor News haven't been heard from in HOURS!

I'll be sure to get them involved though, eventually.

Oh and by the way Hell has hit New Nod! On the plus side, I typed it to where all of the Time Alliance troops tried to enter the city hall of New Nod with success. However I don't know how many lived or died, because THAT, my dear friends would be blatant godmodding. I might have godmodded here by controlling the actions of someone else's troops, but it was for the sake of NOT getting said troops killed, and since I'm playing both sides of the war I think it is legit.

Anyone agree with me?

EDIT: Oh and by the way: The gypsy lesbian is back! She's in the city hall of New Nod, with the rest of the Time Alliance troops.

I'll say I lost about maybe 78. Or a smaller number. . Anyways I'm happy the Gypsy Lesbian is back.

Who wouldn't be happy about the gypsy's return? (Answer: Overzealous Catholics, overly fanatical Muslims, and the Nazis.)

Oh and here's the rundown on what's happened with my latest post:

1: Dr. Teapots of Squeeheart has committed suicide by destroying an entire division with a pack of wendigos, custom steampunk power armor developed by himself, who knows how many bottles of beer, and a bomb strapped to his crotch.

2: The Emperor believes this is the Empire's "finest hour," despite the loss of an entire division to one pony and his citizens dying in record numbers.

[Economa Incorporated]

Really?

THe "Package" he had???



I don't have much time tonight, so I'm going to cover the active teams rather than the other two groups.

Their unit stats in my factbook are nearly entirely accurate, for once. I haven't changed them too much.

nevermind. ordered to bed. "Santa" is coming. yep. so I'll catch up tomorrow. It's been forever since I've had the "go to bed" card played.

[Poni]

To be honest I've been thinking: Maybe I should be toning down on some of the jokes I've been making lately, at least for this specific day. I'm beginning to suspect my humour may be going a little too far, and perhaps it is time to take things a little more seriously. Now yes the "package" thing is staying and so too is the gypsy. I would still like it though to be more about the war and less about sex-related jokes.

Now if you'll excuse me gentlemen & colts, I do believe there is an invasion about to occur...

[Economa Incorporated]

As I kinda need khonti to talk about what's around the island before I can approach it, and need allies to reply/call in strikes before I can do so....

back to the plan of deploying a number of my Active Teams.

[Poni]

As I kinda need khonti to talk about what's around the island before I can approach it, and need allies to reply/call in strikes before I can do so....

back to the plan of deploying a number of my Active Teams.

Yeah, I was just thinking of that while I was typing up my last post. Where is Khonti? I need them in order to role play General Steele's actions and finally make him do something!

Also in case you're wondering Economa Incorporated, I named that place Polar Island. It is suppose to have a city there as a reference to one of Poni's allies who I actually did try to invite to both the last game and this game. They've never gotten back to me though. The reason why the city doesn't appear on the map is because I had been so busy trying to figure out how I want Poni to look like on the map. In fact the whole existence of this war is because I'm actually wanting to replace Poni with an actual pony nation. It is inevitable now Squeeheart will appear on the Pony Lands map when this war is over, but how much land they get and how much land Poni loses depends on this war.

In worse case scenario for Squeeheart, it will have land outside of Poni's borders entirely. In worst case scenario for Poni, they'll have to flee to the stars and launch a second war when the movie "PoniZ In Space" comes out, starring Christhoofer Trotten.

[Economa Incorporated]

HA!

If you all want to read up on my active teams, THIS is correct in that respect, if outdated in respect to the fleet itself.


Any somebody, anybody, feel free to call on my missiles or drones or bombers or active teams or medical ships or massive number of large guns or something!


which of the six islands is polar island?

[New Zepuha]

HA!

If you all want to read up on my active teams, THIS is correct in that respect, if outdated in respect to the fleet itself.


Any somebody, anybody, feel free to call on my missiles or drones or bombers or active teams or medical ships or massive number of large guns or something!

Your small arms are a logistic nightmare.

And your squad sizes are almost the size of a full rifle section. Not to mention the way you outfit every squad, you better be one rich muthafucker. Jesus christ, 10 C-17s? One good sortie and you lost a huge amount of force.

One week of MREs? With what your men carry already, they are going to be so slow and limited in combat terrain.