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Postby Need a Name » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:04 pm

Parades will be held across America in honor of the newly deceased leader of the northern part of Korea. Fire works like the world has never seen before will be shot off. May Korea prosper! We will also fire every armament within the America Military, like France no nuclear weapons will be used.
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Postby Alosteq Diin Nastja » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:05 pm

This is a perfect sendoff for Kim!
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Postby UED » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:07 pm

The GKR is using large numbers of fireworks and large numbers of troops to celebrate and remember their leader's death. The GKR leadership holds a moment of silence and then goes back to shooting fireworks. The GKR is also hunting down the waffle that might have killed Kim.
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Postby Alosteq Diin Nastja » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:08 pm

UED wrote:The GKR is using large numbers of fireworks and large numbers of troops to celebrate and remember their leader's death. The GKR leadership holds a moment of silence and then goes back to shooting fireworks. The GKR is also hunting down the waffle that might have killed Kim.

Northern officials demand that the waffle is destroyed in an underground bunker using several nuclear bombs
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Postby UED » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:11 pm

The GKR leadership is meeting to suggest whenever to launch Kim's body into outerspace for his awesome, bury it, leave it in glass to be preserved, or to freeze it and bring him back to life later.

Meanwhile, north of Pyongyang

GKR Police officers have surrounded the waffle that may have murdered ex-GKR leader Kim Il Sung.
"We have you surrounded, come up with your hands up in the air!" shouted GKR police officer Lee Go Hang
The waffle is currently not responding
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Postby Alosteq Diin Nastja » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:12 pm

UED wrote:The GKR leadership is meeting to suggest whenever to launch Kim's body into outerspace for his awesome, bury it, leave it in glass to be preserved, or to freeze it and bring him back to life later.

Meanwhile, north of Pyongyang

GKR Police officers have surrounded the waffle that may have murdered ex-GKR leader Kim Il Sung.
"We have you surrounded, come up with your hands up in the air!" shouted GKR police officer Lee Go Hang
The waffle is currently not responding

The military is preparing to shoot a missile at the waffle. Everyone in the area must evacuate
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Postby Nation of cool guys » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:14 pm

Auxatia wrote:"Oh, shit. Pardon my French, Johnno, but I hadn't gotten the memo. No worries. Looking forward to your state visit, because there are a few of these nervous types about, thinking that proverbial might hit the fan in China, you know with the Indians and all. I won't bother much longer, but I eagerly anticipate our meeting for the first time in Sydney. No worries. See ya."

No, I don't pardon your French, because it sucks.
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Postby Rushetnia » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:14 pm

The goth Empire wrote:
Rushetnia wrote:We'd also like to congratulate the Ukraine SSR on their outstanding victory against the Canadians, and though they were a close and dear ally in the past and many are split between the "USSR'S" betrayal of them, we congratulate you!

Dear USSR father you could invest in the Canada since their territory is undeveloped the territories are North west territories and Nunavat.If you invest in the former Canadian territories it will help both of our economy is grow.


OK,

One: Don't call me "father", that's just weird...

Two: The USSR is gathering $20 Billion dollars from this years hydrogen and helium revenues and will build a few cities and towns in the Yukon. We'll need you to start flattening some of the land in the area because the Yukon is very rugged. Also, state alert for any remaining Canadians and don't do anything that would make support for the rebels stronger.

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Postby UED » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:14 pm

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:
UED wrote:The GKR leadership is meeting to suggest whenever to launch Kim's body into outerspace for his awesome, bury it, leave it in glass to be preserved, or to freeze it and bring him back to life later.

Meanwhile, north of Pyongyang

GKR Police officers have surrounded the waffle that may have murdered ex-GKR leader Kim Il Sung.
"We have you surrounded, come up with your hands up in the air!" shouted GKR police officer Lee Go Hang
The waffle is currently not responding

The military is preparing to shoot a missile at the waffle. Everyone in the area must evacuate


"This is your last chance!" screamed Officer Lee. "Come out!"
The GKR special forces come in and managed to arrest the waffle with no injuries, the waffle is taken to the Pyongyang Military Interrogation Center.
"WHY DID YOU KILL HIM, WHY!" screamed Agent Hyun Sang Do
The waffle is silent
"WE KNOW YOU DID IT! DON'T YOU FOOL WITH US!
Political and religious views don't define whether you are a good or bad person, unless you want to actively hurt everyone who doesn't believe what you say.

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Postby UED » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:15 pm

Rushetnia wrote:
The goth Empire wrote:Dear USSR father you could invest in the Canada since their territory is undeveloped the territories are North west territories and Nunavat.If you invest in the former Canadian territories it will help both of our economy is grow.


OK,

One: Don't call me "father", that's just weird...

Two: The USSR is gathering $20 Billion dollars from this years hydrogen and helium revenues and will build a few cities and towns in the Yukon. We'll need you to start flattening some of the land in the area because the Yukon is very rugged. Also, state alert for any remaining Canadians and don't do anything that would make support for the rebels stronger.


HEY! We, the GKR hold Yukon
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Operation: Burn

Postby Nation of cool guys » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:18 pm

UED wrote:
Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:The military is preparing to shoot a missile at the waffle. Everyone in the area must evacuate


"This is your last chance!" screamed Officer Lee. "Come out!"
The GKR special forces come in and managed to arrest the waffle with no injuries, the waffle is taken to the Pyongyang Military Interrogation Center.
"WHY DID YOU KILL HIM, WHY!" screamed Agent Hyun Sang Do
The waffle is silent
"WE KNOW YOU DID IT! DON'T YOU FOOL WITH US!

Out of nowhere, a single French Fallout trooper appears from the crowd of officials, fires several incendiary rounds into the waffle, incinerating it.
The Fallout Trooper then runs off towards the ocean.
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Postby UED » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:20 pm

Nation of cool guys wrote:
UED wrote:
"This is your last chance!" screamed Officer Lee. "Come out!"
The GKR special forces come in and managed to arrest the waffle with no injuries, the waffle is taken to the Pyongyang Military Interrogation Center.
"WHY DID YOU KILL HIM, WHY!" screamed Agent Hyun Sang Do
The waffle is silent
"WE KNOW YOU DID IT! DON'T YOU FOOL WITH US!

Out of nowhere, a single French Fallout trooper appears from the crowd of officials, fires several incendiary rounds into the waffle, incinerating it.
The Fallout Trooper then runs off towards the ocean.


Some GKR agents are worried
"Could it be the French?" asked one agent
"No, why would they be holding parades then?" stated another
"Maybe its to make us ASSUME that they weren't involved in this!" said a scientist
Political and religious views don't define whether you are a good or bad person, unless you want to actively hurt everyone who doesn't believe what you say.

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Alosteq Diin Nastja
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Postby Alosteq Diin Nastja » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:21 pm

Nation of cool guys wrote:
UED wrote:
"This is your last chance!" screamed Officer Lee. "Come out!"
The GKR special forces come in and managed to arrest the waffle with no injuries, the waffle is taken to the Pyongyang Military Interrogation Center.
"WHY DID YOU KILL HIM, WHY!" screamed Agent Hyun Sang Do
The waffle is silent
"WE KNOW YOU DID IT! DON'T YOU FOOL WITH US!

Out of nowhere, a single French Fallout trooper appears from the crowd of officials, fires several incendiary rounds into the waffle, incinerating it.
The Fallout Trooper then runs off towards the ocean.

The North Korean representatives commemorate the soldier who incinerated the waffle. They then put a $2,000,000,000 bounty on his head.
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Postby Nation of cool guys » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:23 pm

UED wrote:
Nation of cool guys wrote:Out of nowhere, a single French Fallout trooper appears from the crowd of officials, fires several incendiary rounds into the waffle, incinerating it.
The Fallout Trooper then runs off towards the ocean.


Some GKR agents are worried
"Could it be the French?" asked one agent
"No, why would they be holding parades then?" stated another
"Maybe its to make us ASSUME that they weren't involved in this!" said a scientist

The fallout trooper makes it to the seaside, where a lone BIOX Class Stealth submarine awaits.
"Was the mission successful?"
"Yes, its nothing but a pile of ashes now"
"We can only hope this satisfies them"
"Indeed"

The soldier and his companion dissapeared down the hatch, and the submarine sailed off into the horizon
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France

Postby Nation of cool guys » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:25 pm

In a public broadcasted video, the only existing recipe for the infamous Belgian Waffle was denounced by several leading officials, cursed by various religious leaders, incinerated, exposed to highly radioactive material, and sent in a small rocket pod into the Sun.
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Postby UED » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:27 pm

Nation of cool guys wrote:In a public broadcasted video, the only existing recipe for the infamous Belgian Waffle was denounced by several leading officials, cursed by various religious leaders, incinerated, exposed to highly radioactive material, and sent in a small rocket pod into the Sun.


The GKR thanks the French for this, but suggested that this waffle should have been interrogated more and beaten up
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Postby Mifan » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:28 pm

Ummm what did i miss?
Uh, they're called green hearts.

You racist.

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Postby Nation of cool guys » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:28 pm

UED wrote:
Nation of cool guys wrote:In a public broadcasted video, the only existing recipe for the infamous Belgian Waffle was denounced by several leading officials, cursed by various religious leaders, incinerated, exposed to highly radioactive material, and sent in a small rocket pod into the Sun.


The GKR thanks the French for this, but suggested that this waffle should have been interrogated more and beaten up


France can provide several other waffles that were cooked in the same batch, should you wish for it.
Currently all the waffles are in custody.
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Postby Nation of cool guys » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:28 pm

Mifan wrote:Ummm what did i miss?

The invasion of Canada, and the death of Kim Il-sung
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Postby Need a Name » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:29 pm

Nation of cool guys wrote:In a public broadcasted video, the only existing recipe for the infamous Belgian Waffle was denounced by several leading officials, cursed by various religious leaders, incinerated, exposed to highly radioactive material, and sent in a small rocket pod into the Sun.


An American rocket sent from the American Space station intercepts the pod. After days of laborious work they put the remnants back together. Now, the Americans have the last recipe for Belgian waffles. Hopefully, Korea won't try to destroy it, it was not the waffles fault. I know Kim would be ashamed of all of you for wasting government funds on hunting down a waffle.
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“Right is Right even if nobody does it. Wrong is wrong even if everybody is wrong about it.”― G.K. Chesterton

"Better to fight for something than live for nothing." -- George S. Patton Jr.

"Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Let the day's own trouble be sufficient for the day." -- Jesus Christ

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Postby Democratic Peoples Republic of Tyrrania » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:29 pm

Nation of cool guys wrote:
Mifan wrote:Ummm what did i miss?

The invasion of Canada, and the death of Kim Il-sung

Also we reclaimed Chile!
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Postby Mifan » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:30 pm

Democratic Peoples Republic of Tyrrania wrote:
Nation of cool guys wrote:The invasion of Canada, and the death of Kim Il-sung

Also we reclaimed Chile!

:clap:
Uh, they're called green hearts.

You racist.

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Postby Nation of cool guys » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:32 pm

Need a name wrote:
Nation of cool guys wrote:In a public broadcasted video, the only existing recipe for the infamous Belgian Waffle was denounced by several leading officials, cursed by various religious leaders, incinerated, exposed to highly radioactive material, and sent in a small rocket pod into the Sun.


An American rocket sent from the American Space station intercepts the pod. After days of laborious work they put the remnants back together. Now, the Americans have the last recipe for Belgian waffles. Hopefully, Korea won't try to destroy it, it was not the waffles fault. I know Kim would be ashamed of all of you for wasting government funds on hunting down a waffle.


The French Fallout Core has dedicated itself to obliterating this cured waffle, and destroying the Recipe
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Postby Democratic Peoples Republic of Tyrrania » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:32 pm

Need a name wrote:
Nation of cool guys wrote:In a public broadcasted video, the only existing recipe for the infamous Belgian Waffle was denounced by several leading officials, cursed by various religious leaders, incinerated, exposed to highly radioactive material, and sent in a small rocket pod into the Sun.


An American rocket sent from the American Space station intercepts the pod. After days of laborious work they put the remnants back together. Now, the Americans have the last recipe for Belgian waffles. Hopefully, Korea won't try to destroy it, it was not the waffles fault. I know Kim would be ashamed of all of you for wasting government funds on hunting down a waffle.

A secret USLA commando team raided the laboratory where the secret of the Belgian waffle was being held, and quickly captured the secrets, they then put it in a space ship and fired the ship at Mars. The secret of the Belgian waffles must never be revealed!
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Postby Nation of cool guys » Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:33 pm

Democratic Peoples Republic of Tyrrania wrote:
Need a name wrote:
An American rocket sent from the American Space station intercepts the pod. After days of laborious work they put the remnants back together. Now, the Americans have the last recipe for Belgian waffles. Hopefully, Korea won't try to destroy it, it was not the waffles fault. I know Kim would be ashamed of all of you for wasting government funds on hunting down a waffle.

A secret USLA commando team raided the laboratory where the secret of the Belgian waffle was being held, and quickly captured the secrets, they then put it in a space ship and fired the ship at Mars. The secret of the Belgian waffles must never be revealed!


French Space Forces will escort the pod to its destination
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