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Postby Warhaven » Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:56 am

"argh, the choices just multiplied, exponentially!" Victor moaned.

"She made a grilled cheese once, that was simply out of this world." Jezebel enthused.

"a simple grilled cheese? How good could one of those be?" Victor asked.

"I could show you if you like." Jezeel promised.

"Ok, and tomato soup!" Victor said, deciding.

"It's gonna be fantastic. It's also decided lunch for all of us. She said, your decision is lunch for the family." Jezebel said informatively.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Dec 13, 2013 11:00 am

"Good choice," Charlie said, "and that's not the choice of food, I mean where you chose to eat."
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The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Fri Dec 13, 2013 11:01 am

"She offered me a chance to try her cooking. I've been dinged in the head a few times, sure, but not enough to knock ALL the sense out of me, I couldn't pass up the chance." Victor said.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Dec 13, 2013 11:05 am

"Clever lad," Charlie laughed, "Let me tell you, I had no idea what I was letting myself in to when I first started dating Jezeel. If it weren't for the fact that I exercise daily to keep myself fit, I'd be three times my current width, at least."
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Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Fri Dec 13, 2013 11:06 am

"I heard about the prince's surprise. A lot of people wish they'd get a surprise like that." Victor revealed.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Dec 13, 2013 11:09 am

"Best present I ever received," Charlie stated, "I can't ever, ever thank Pondera enough for introducing us to each other. I often fear that if it wasn't for him, we would never have met each other, and to me that is one of the greatest crimes that could ever happen."
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Fri Dec 13, 2013 11:20 am

"You wouldn't of met. Dexal and I had a rare chance to look down alternate timelines while fighting The Ministry of shadow." Jezebel said.

"Yeah, some people wonder if you regret leaving your life on Earth. The rest of us, who actually have some intelligence, look at the life you have here, and know full well you have no regrets." Victor stated.

"We're having two additional guests for lunch!" Jezeel called from the kitchen.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Dec 13, 2013 11:26 am

"You're right Victor, no regrets," Charlie said, "Only Gratitude and contentment. I have been given a beautiful wife who I love very much and fantastic children who I think the world of, what more could a man ask for?"

"Two more guests?" Dexal said, "I wonder who they are."
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Fri Dec 13, 2013 11:35 am

"And so you'll live with me in The Crystal Spire, we both know what's going to happen anyway." Draconus said to Castiel Ra as they entered.

"Well yes, but, Aren't you going to put any effort into it?" Castiel Ra asked.

"I did, remember, I tried to kill you." Draconus said.

"That is not the popular way to win a woman's heart." Castiel Ra objected.

Victor was mesmorized by Castiel ra's ever shifting scales.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Dec 13, 2013 11:37 am

"I don't know," Charlie said, "It worked for Emperor Tallych-yun of Teullria. Welcome Draconus, and who is your lady freind?"

"Uh-oh," Dexal whispered to Jezebel, "Draconus is here, that means there's gonna be some sort of trouble."
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:34 pm

Draconus filled them in on Castiel Ra's brief history, and how she appeared.

"I'm trying to make it up to her with the best cooking ever." Draconus said.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:38 pm

"Another man with his head screwed on straight," Charlie said, "Welcome Castiel Ra, have a chair."
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:43 pm

Castiel Ra took a seat and waited, Victor, Jezebel, Ziella, Aspari, and Garthox all totally mesmerized by the hypnotic shifting of her scales. Meanwhile, delicious smells were coming out of the kitchen.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:46 pm

"Typical," Victoria chuckled, "He asks me on a date and spends it staring at another woman."
Charlie was more distracted by the delicious smells as he found himself drifting towards the kitchen.
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:49 pm

"Sorry dear, he's under hypnosis. I didn't mean too." Castiel Ra apologized.

"Hands washed!" Jezeel ordered.
"You heard her, wash your hands." Castiel Ra ordered. Those entranced by Castiel Ra stumbled off in a zombie-like trance.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:50 pm

Those not hypnotised washed their hands too.
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:53 pm

"What's with them?" Jezeel asked, as the group entered the kitchen.

"Hypnosis." Castiel Ra explained.

Jezeel waved a hit grilled cheese under the children's nose, breaking the trance.

"HAH! Counter-spelled." Jezeel grinned.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:56 pm

"Welcome back to reality," Victoria said.

"Now I'm more convinced your food has magical powers," Charlie said.
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:00 pm

Castiel Ra concentrated, and her scales settled into a dull white.

The Grilled Cheese was a custom homemade sourdough loaf, herbs and spices baked right in. The cheese Jezeel had gotten with a local cheesemaker to make special, and though it had been laboriously difficult, the end result they could all taste, was out of this world. The tomatoes Sarah Angel had grown herself, and the quality was readily apparent.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:03 pm

"Do pass my compliments to the chef, Jezeel," Charlie chuckled.
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:05 pm

"The chef is no longer accepting compliments through me. You'll have to pass them on yourself during the Chef's office hours, which begin after 9 PM." Jezeel informed Charlie.

"This is fantastic!" Victor enthused.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:08 pm

"I'll be sure to thank them in an extra special way," Charlie said.

"Welcome to every mean of every day for me," Victoria said to Victor.
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:18 pm

"Doesn't seem all that bad." Victor commented.

"This is astounding! The first thing I've ever eaten, I didn't know food was so tasty!" Castiel Ra enthused.

"Aww, to bad for you my cooking is extra rare." Jezeel sympathized.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:20 pm

"Jezeel is, or rather was a one of a kind Chef," Charlie said, "She's been teaching all the girls here how to cook like her."
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby Warhaven » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:30 pm

"I'm not going to live forever, and this skill shouldn't die with me." Jezeel said.

"Forge Sister, AND culinary Goddess in training! I knew you were incredible, but not this incredible." Victor enthused to Victoria.

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