adventures in Time And Relavent Dimensions In Space (Closed)

[The Floor Kippers]

"Sweet," Tew enthused.

"Wouldn't the plural be pegasii?" Auros pondered.

[Warhaven]

"Quit stealing Aurum's name, and yes, yes it would." Bahamut said.

[The Floor Kippers]

"If you want a care guide," John Patrician said, "I think Sir Nigel left one in one of the storage rooms at Wolverhampton Avenue."

[Warhaven]

"That would be helpful, then I'll have three sources of help. Mom, Brother Nature, and the Guide. Ok, four sources, the Stable Master is an expert at making sure I don't slip up." Erdin said.

[The Floor Kippers]

"The Wolf of Wolverhampton Avenue will have it sent to you asap," John grinned.

"The what?" Gallifrey asked

"It's the nickname the press have given me," John replied, "I quite like it. However I don't like the gossip magazines asking if I've got mange."

[Warhaven]

"That's alright, the gossip magazines in Warhaven swear that King Matthew's abusing Guin, that he's having a secret affair with her, that Guin's pregnant with her and Arthur's second child, which is also somehow Matthew's, and Varence's, and that Arthur has given up all claim to the throne for Guin's benefit so Morgana will stop secretly mistreating her. Oh, and Violet is somehow illegitimate and the daughter of a Martian." Sara said.

"Goodness, they need to band together and get their lies coherent." Calbrena laughed.

[The Floor Kippers]

"If there's one thing worse than liars it's uncoordinated liars," John chuckled, "I mean, for a start, Princess Guinevere isn't even Varence's type."

[Warhaven]

"Well, it certainly is amusing to see sometimes." Sara said.

"I for one, worry about the effects of the Fondue from the recent party with our friends across the Multi-verse." Sarah Angel said.

"I wonder how my Zombie Fondue went over." Grim mused

[The Floor Kippers]

"It came back this morning," Sister Mortis said, "And complained about being used to test the gripping power of bread"

"Our allies can handle themselves against a bit of cheese," John chuckled.

[Warhaven]

"Well, I'm sure it performed well, I used the best bits of the Z-day virus to make it." Grim revealed.

"And just like that, I'm suddenly very glad I never had any Zombie Fondue." Sam commented.

[The Floor Kippers]

Sound was looking very queasy

"He had four bowls," Eris hooted with laughter.

[Warhaven]

"Don't worry, I purged the zombification effects." Grim promised.

[The Floor Kippers]

"I should hope so too," Ordinatio said sternly.

[Warhaven]

"I had considered leaving them in, but, zombies are a pain, and have you tried cleaning up after several billion of them, it's a nightmare. You practically have a build your own person kit every ten feet, and their deluxe kits at that!" Grim snorted.

"Zombie Fondue aside, I think perhaps we should re-instigate, and upgrade anti-Demon defenses." Pondera suggested.

[The Floor Kippers]

"A sensible precaution," Gallifrey agreed.

[Warhaven]

"Brax and I will be available so as to fine tune defenses to ignore neutral demons." Calbrena said.

"But of course, why target weapons at friends?" Sam asked.

[The Floor Kippers]

"That'd be a silly thing to do," Galador agreed

[Warhaven]

"I think Braxiatel should help Earth with their defenses specifically." Karesh said.

"Oh? Why?" Sam asked.

"It'd bring him full circle from his origins as it's greatest threat." Karesh said.

[The Floor Kippers]

"That has a nice circular feel to it," Braxiatel agreed

[Warhaven]

"It just feels, right, you know?" Karesh commented.

"doesn't matter to me, so long as the job gets done properly." Sam shrugged.

[The Floor Kippers]

"Yeah," Braxiatel said, "Is this what being good feels like?"

[Warhaven]

"Yes, now let's get started before they surprise us with a quick and early sneak attack." Pondera said.

"I'd say that's impossible, but in the chaos and confusion, one of them might get the bright idea to prove his or her worth as leader by doing exactly that. I'd estimate a good 24 hours before the chance of attacks begin." Xith said.

"Then let's get going." Sam said, and broke up the meeting, on the spot.

Calbrena sent Braxiatel back with the Earth Godsto immediately begin assisting with defending against Evil Demons, while leaving neutral Demons unharmed.

[The Floor Kippers]

Braxiatel would help them recalibrated and return a few hours later, grinning, an unusual sight, given that it wasn't his usual evil grin.

[Warhaven]

Calbrena was still away, Xith was off assisting Harmony so they could be better prepared. So it was, he had the entire castle to himself. Except for the sins, all of whom were wandering about totally befuddled and questioning their respective identities.

[The Floor Kippers]

Braxiatel decided to kick back and read the papers, which were filled with the speculation about Princess Morgana's wedding, that was what normal people did.