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Guess who's the stupidest idot of them all?

The OP is a dork.
1
3%
The OP is a knuckle head.
2
6%
The OP is incompetent.
3
10%
Cookies are delicious.
20
65%
The OP is currently aboard the phail boat.
3
10%
The OP is in need of an actual life.
2
6%
 
Total votes : 31

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Vaxon
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Postby Vaxon » Sun Sep 22, 2013 3:41 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:Hey Vaxon, would you be willing to do a first contact with my nation?


When Kyuria accepts me, sure.
Greetings, If you're reading this, YOU ARE A STALKER!
Now, in all seriousness, I am an American Male.
Greater Mackonia wrote:"A car carrying a Communist a Capitalist and a Fascist breaks down, the Communist implores for the three to unite and push the car forward, though it may take significant time and misery. The Capitalist declares that the three should hire a taxi, though it will be costly and the taxi only has room for two. The Fascist gets in the car, sounds the horn and pretends the car is still moving."

-A Mack Saying.

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Daskoxian
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Postby Daskoxian » Sun Sep 22, 2013 3:42 pm

Vaxon wrote:
The Holy Dominion of Inesea wrote:


Boo.

This applies all too well to you, actually. The moon causes tides due to its gravity. Without the moon there would be no tides, rendering the person who is your ever-so-knowledgable source a common village idiot.

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Daskoxian
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Postby Daskoxian » Sun Sep 22, 2013 3:43 pm

Tribea wrote:
Vaxon wrote:Ahem.

This applies:
Image

:rofl:

So sad, but true.

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Vaxon
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Postby Vaxon » Sun Sep 22, 2013 3:44 pm

Daskoxian wrote:
Vaxon wrote:
Boo.

This applies all too well to you, actually. The moon causes tides due to its gravity. Without the moon there would be no tides, rendering the person who is your ever-so-knowledgable source a common village idiot.


For your entertainment. And yes, I do use catnip.
Greetings, If you're reading this, YOU ARE A STALKER!
Now, in all seriousness, I am an American Male.
Greater Mackonia wrote:"A car carrying a Communist a Capitalist and a Fascist breaks down, the Communist implores for the three to unite and push the car forward, though it may take significant time and misery. The Capitalist declares that the three should hire a taxi, though it will be costly and the taxi only has room for two. The Fascist gets in the car, sounds the horn and pretends the car is still moving."

-A Mack Saying.

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The Holy Dominion of Inesea
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Postby The Holy Dominion of Inesea » Sun Sep 22, 2013 3:45 pm

Daskoxian wrote:
Vaxon wrote:
Boo.

This applies all too well to you, actually. The moon causes tides due to its gravity. Without the moon there would be no tides, rendering the person who is your ever-so-knowledgable source a common village idiot.

Well, no. The water would bulge towards the sun, doubling(2.1) the local high tides, and halving(.49) the local low tides.
I'm really tired

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Tribea
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Postby Tribea » Sun Sep 22, 2013 3:45 pm

Daskoxian wrote:
Tribea wrote:This applies:
Image

:rofl:

So sad, but true.

This site i found is epic.
Its a as-needed meme maker.
Sediczja wrote:Sediczjan infantryman drops fro the ceiling, entrenching tool in hand. Extremist shits pants, followed by death. Great success.
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Fantasy RP:
viewtopic.php?f=31&t=289003

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Equalsun Empire
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Equalsun Empire » Sun Sep 22, 2013 3:46 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:
The Holy Dominion of Inesea wrote:So where does ~625 Billion Souls place me on the size scale?

Good grief, I only have 4 billion people!

Good grief, I only have 100 Million people!
Spirit Animal of Castle Crashers

Quick link to my horrifically messy factbook.
Awarded the Honourable Epicness Award for Persuasive Nuclear Weapon Placement 2015

Dogs of War wrote:While the motto of the British SAS is "Who dares wins" the motto of Equalsun's SAS is "Who cares who wins?"

The Great and Kawaii™ Ella wrote:As much as I love Stellaris, video games are a magnet for powerwankers, and when the AI beats them too hard, they come over to II and P2TM and take their anger out on us.

So I got into am currently in a name-calling contest in a flag rating thread...

Student, Canadian, ENFP

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Daskoxian
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Postby Daskoxian » Sun Sep 22, 2013 3:49 pm

Vaxon wrote:
Daskoxian wrote:This applies all too well to you, actually. The moon causes tides due to its gravity. Without the moon there would be no tides, rendering the person who is your ever-so-knowledgable source a common village idiot.


For your entertainment. And yes, I do use catnip.

Why do all your responses backfire horribly- that link shows what I have always thought of you.
The Holy Dominion of Inesea wrote:
Daskoxian wrote:This applies all too well to you, actually. The moon causes tides due to its gravity. Without the moon there would be no tides, rendering the person who is your ever-so-knowledgable source a common village idiot.

Well, no. The water would bulge towards the sun, doubling(2.1) the local high tides, and halving(.49) the local low tides.

But it wouldn't be nearly significant enough to swamp everybody, as our friend's link tells us.
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Vaxon
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Postby Vaxon » Sun Sep 22, 2013 3:49 pm

Equalsun Empire wrote:
The Orson Empire wrote:Good grief, I only have 4 billion people!

Good grief, I only have 100 Million people!


*STOMP*
Greetings, If you're reading this, YOU ARE A STALKER!
Now, in all seriousness, I am an American Male.
Greater Mackonia wrote:"A car carrying a Communist a Capitalist and a Fascist breaks down, the Communist implores for the three to unite and push the car forward, though it may take significant time and misery. The Capitalist declares that the three should hire a taxi, though it will be costly and the taxi only has room for two. The Fascist gets in the car, sounds the horn and pretends the car is still moving."

-A Mack Saying.

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Caecuser
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Postby Caecuser » Sun Sep 22, 2013 3:50 pm

Vaxon, your app states that you hate water, hate outsiders but somehow are capable of making friends easily, can teleport across interplanetary distances, have a mostly invincible army with an implied even better navy, and one of the largest claims in territory and population.
Your people are also immortal and cloned.
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Vaxon
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Postby Vaxon » Sun Sep 22, 2013 3:52 pm

Caecuser wrote:Vaxon, your app states that you hate water, hate outsiders but somehow are capable of making friends easily, can teleport across interplanetary distances, have a mostly invincible army with an implied even better navy, and one of the largest claims in territory and population.


Vaxonian water and Earth water are two different things.
As for the rest, leave that to the OP's decision on whether or not i's OK.
Greetings, If you're reading this, YOU ARE A STALKER!
Now, in all seriousness, I am an American Male.
Greater Mackonia wrote:"A car carrying a Communist a Capitalist and a Fascist breaks down, the Communist implores for the three to unite and push the car forward, though it may take significant time and misery. The Capitalist declares that the three should hire a taxi, though it will be costly and the taxi only has room for two. The Fascist gets in the car, sounds the horn and pretends the car is still moving."

-A Mack Saying.

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Equalsun Empire
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Founded: Feb 18, 2013
Democratic Socialists

Postby Equalsun Empire » Sun Sep 22, 2013 3:53 pm

Vaxon wrote:
Equalsun Empire wrote:Good grief, I only have 100 Million people!


*STOMP*

Read the rest of my app before trying that.
Spirit Animal of Castle Crashers

Quick link to my horrifically messy factbook.
Awarded the Honourable Epicness Award for Persuasive Nuclear Weapon Placement 2015

Dogs of War wrote:While the motto of the British SAS is "Who dares wins" the motto of Equalsun's SAS is "Who cares who wins?"

The Great and Kawaii™ Ella wrote:As much as I love Stellaris, video games are a magnet for powerwankers, and when the AI beats them too hard, they come over to II and P2TM and take their anger out on us.

So I got into am currently in a name-calling contest in a flag rating thread...

Student, Canadian, ENFP

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Daskoxian
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Postby Daskoxian » Sun Sep 22, 2013 3:54 pm

Vaxon wrote:
Caecuser wrote:Vaxon, your app states that you hate water, hate outsiders but somehow are capable of making friends easily, can teleport across interplanetary distances, have a mostly invincible army with an implied even better navy, and one of the largest claims in territory and population.


Vaxonian water and Earth water are two different things.
As for the rest, leave that to the OP's decision on whether or not i's OK.

It all makes sense now. Vaxwater is antigrav.

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Vaxon
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Postby Vaxon » Sun Sep 22, 2013 3:57 pm

Daskoxian wrote:
Vaxon wrote:
Vaxonian water and Earth water are two different things.
As for the rest, leave that to the OP's decision on whether or not i's OK.

It all makes sense now. Vaxwater is antigrav.


Vaxonian Water: 20% helium, 30% radiation (explaining our poisonous claws and the fact we are sort of mutated), 40% other materials, and 10% actual water.

Water: 100% H2O.
Greetings, If you're reading this, YOU ARE A STALKER!
Now, in all seriousness, I am an American Male.
Greater Mackonia wrote:"A car carrying a Communist a Capitalist and a Fascist breaks down, the Communist implores for the three to unite and push the car forward, though it may take significant time and misery. The Capitalist declares that the three should hire a taxi, though it will be costly and the taxi only has room for two. The Fascist gets in the car, sounds the horn and pretends the car is still moving."

-A Mack Saying.

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Caecuser
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Postby Caecuser » Sun Sep 22, 2013 3:59 pm

When Ky is online he needs to check out the most recent posts of Vor's thread - can someone else go check as well to make sure I'm not just seeing things?

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Vaxon
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Postby Vaxon » Sun Sep 22, 2013 4:00 pm

Caecuser wrote:When Ky is online he needs to check out the most recent posts of Vor's thread - can someone else go check as well to make sure I'm not just seeing things?


Saw. Lol'd.
Greetings, If you're reading this, YOU ARE A STALKER!
Now, in all seriousness, I am an American Male.
Greater Mackonia wrote:"A car carrying a Communist a Capitalist and a Fascist breaks down, the Communist implores for the three to unite and push the car forward, though it may take significant time and misery. The Capitalist declares that the three should hire a taxi, though it will be costly and the taxi only has room for two. The Fascist gets in the car, sounds the horn and pretends the car is still moving."

-A Mack Saying.

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Daskoxian
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Postby Daskoxian » Sun Sep 22, 2013 4:01 pm

Vaxon wrote:
Daskoxian wrote:It all makes sense now. Vaxwater is antigrav.


Vaxonian Water: 20% helium, 30% radiation (explaining our poisonous claws and the fact we are sort of mutated), 40% other materials, and 10% actual water.

Water: 100% H2O.

Vaxwater: 50% nanobots that link together to create antigravity, not to mention how all Vaxonian lands float on the oceans.

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Equalsun Empire
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Equalsun Empire » Sun Sep 22, 2013 4:01 pm

Caecuser wrote:When Ky is online he needs to check out the most recent posts of Vor's thread - can someone else go check as well to make sure I'm not just seeing things?

At this point, I don't know why I'm even still posting.
Spirit Animal of Castle Crashers

Quick link to my horrifically messy factbook.
Awarded the Honourable Epicness Award for Persuasive Nuclear Weapon Placement 2015

Dogs of War wrote:While the motto of the British SAS is "Who dares wins" the motto of Equalsun's SAS is "Who cares who wins?"

The Great and Kawaii™ Ella wrote:As much as I love Stellaris, video games are a magnet for powerwankers, and when the AI beats them too hard, they come over to II and P2TM and take their anger out on us.

So I got into am currently in a name-calling contest in a flag rating thread...

Student, Canadian, ENFP

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G-Tech Corporation
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Founded: Feb 03, 2010
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby G-Tech Corporation » Sun Sep 22, 2013 4:02 pm

Vaxon wrote:
Daskoxian wrote:It all makes sense now. Vaxwater is antigrav.


Vaxonian Water: 20% helium, 30% radiation (explaining our poisonous claws and the fact we are sort of mutated), 40% other materials, and 10% actual water.

Water: 100% H2O.


30% radiation?

40% nothing?
Quite the unofficial fellow. Former P2TM Mentor specializing in faction and nation RPs, as well as RPGs. Always happy to help.

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The Orson Empire
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Founded: Mar 20, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Orson Empire » Sun Sep 22, 2013 4:02 pm

Vaxon wrote:
The Orson Empire wrote:Hey Vaxon, would you be willing to do a first contact with my nation?


When Kyuria accepts me, sure.

Alright.

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Vaxon
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Postby Vaxon » Sun Sep 22, 2013 4:03 pm

Daskoxian wrote:
Vaxon wrote:
Vaxonian Water: 20% helium, 30% radiation (explaining our poisonous claws and the fact we are sort of mutated), 40% other materials, and 10% actual water.

Water: 100% H2O.

Vaxwater: 50% nanobots that link together to create antigravity, not to mention how all Vaxonian lands float on the oceans.


Nawh. We don't need nanobots. The radiation and helium make the water much, much lighter. Explaining how we can swim in it with ease.
Normal Earth water hurts us. ALSO, CAE or whoever, read my post on Vor's thread.

@G
We're slightly mutated because of our poisonous claws and such.

And 40% "other materials" means other unidentified minerals and such.
Greetings, If you're reading this, YOU ARE A STALKER!
Now, in all seriousness, I am an American Male.
Greater Mackonia wrote:"A car carrying a Communist a Capitalist and a Fascist breaks down, the Communist implores for the three to unite and push the car forward, though it may take significant time and misery. The Capitalist declares that the three should hire a taxi, though it will be costly and the taxi only has room for two. The Fascist gets in the car, sounds the horn and pretends the car is still moving."

-A Mack Saying.

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Tribea
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Postby Tribea » Sun Sep 22, 2013 4:03 pm

Vaxon wrote:
Daskoxian wrote:This applies all too well to you, actually. The moon causes tides due to its gravity. Without the moon there would be no tides, rendering the person who is your ever-so-knowledgable source a common village idiot.


For your entertainment. And yes, I do use catnip.

Image
Sediczja wrote:Sediczjan infantryman drops fro the ceiling, entrenching tool in hand. Extremist shits pants, followed by death. Great success.
ಠ_ಠ
╭╮
Fantasy RP:
viewtopic.php?f=31&t=289003

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Daskoxian
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Postby Daskoxian » Sun Sep 22, 2013 4:03 pm

Equalsun Empire wrote:
Caecuser wrote:When Ky is online he needs to check out the most recent posts of Vor's thread - can someone else go check as well to make sure I'm not just seeing things?

At this point, I don't know why I'm even still posting.

Compassion. Pity. Don't worry, they're supposed to be good qualities.

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Vaxon
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Postby Vaxon » Sun Sep 22, 2013 4:04 pm



I am fighting your meme army.
GIVE ME THAT MEME MAKER, IT TAKES ME FOREVER TO SEARCH THE OL' FASHION WAY.
Greetings, If you're reading this, YOU ARE A STALKER!
Now, in all seriousness, I am an American Male.
Greater Mackonia wrote:"A car carrying a Communist a Capitalist and a Fascist breaks down, the Communist implores for the three to unite and push the car forward, though it may take significant time and misery. The Capitalist declares that the three should hire a taxi, though it will be costly and the taxi only has room for two. The Fascist gets in the car, sounds the horn and pretends the car is still moving."

-A Mack Saying.

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Caecuser
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Postby Caecuser » Sun Sep 22, 2013 4:04 pm

G-Tech Corporation wrote:
Vaxon wrote:
Vaxonian Water: 20% helium, 30% radiation (explaining our poisonous claws and the fact we are sort of mutated), 40% other materials, and 10% actual water.

Water: 100% H2O.


30% radiation?

40% nothing?


I must admit I laughed at 30% radiation, apparently it's a liquid now.

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