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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:09 pm

Caecuser wrote:Hmm. Most needs.

Well, that's unfortunate.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Postby Canuckland » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:11 pm

The summit didn't start, right? Sorry I've been gone without notice.
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Postby Transoxthraxia » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:12 pm

Canuckland wrote:The summit didn't start, right? Sorry I've been gone without notice.

Its gonna be up by tonight.
Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search for our better selves?
In Egypt's sandy silence, all alone,
Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws
The only shadow that the Desert knows:—
"I am great OZYMANDIAS," saith the stone,
"The King of Kings; this mighty City shows
"The wonders of my hand." The City's gone,
Nought but the Leg remaining to disclose
The site of this forgotten Babylon.

We wonder, and some Hunter may express
Wonder like ours, when thro' the wilderness
Where London stood, holding the Wolf in chace,
He meets some fragment huge, and stops to guess
What powerful but unrecorded race
Once dwelt in that annihilated place.
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Postby Torrocca » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:16 pm

Transoxthraxia wrote:
Canuckland wrote:The summit didn't start, right? Sorry I've been gone without notice.

Its gonna be up by tonight.


Well fak
i'm gonna miss a lot of it then b/c le skool
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Postby Canuckland » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:18 pm

Torrocca wrote:
Transoxthraxia wrote:Its gonna be up by tonight.


Well fak
i'm gonna miss a lot of it then b/c le skool

Don't start school until next week.

CANADA, EH?!
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Postby Caecuser » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:18 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Caecuser wrote:Hmm. Most needs.

Well, that's unfortunate.


Indeed - though those services may be found elsewhere.
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:18 pm

Canuckland wrote:
Torrocca wrote:
Well fak
i'm gonna miss a lot of it then b/c le skool

Don't start school until next week.

CANADA, EH?!

I finished my schooling in the seventies.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Postby Torrocca » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:18 pm

Canuckland wrote:
Torrocca wrote:
Well fak
i'm gonna miss a lot of it then b/c le skool

Don't start school until next week.

CANADA, EH?!


the sad part is is that u get days off b/c le snow
all i have is le swamps n shizz
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:19 pm

Caecuser wrote:Indeed - though those services may be found elsewhere.

With other, differently shaped robots.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE
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Postby Canuckland » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:19 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Canuckland wrote:Don't start school until next week.

CANADA, EH?!

I finished my schooling in the seventies.

We all know you're old. Don't go flashing it around like a new codpiece....
Wait...What?
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Postby Premislyd » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:20 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Caecuser wrote:Indeed - though those services may be found elsewhere.

With other, differently shaped robots.


That's silly. Any good, civilized society would have pleasure slaves lying around for summits like this.
Just a heads up, I suffer from [insert stereotypical internet illness here], and will use it as an excuse instead of taking responsibility for my actions.
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Postby Transoxthraxia » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:21 pm

Premislyd wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:With other, differently shaped robots.


That's silly. Any good, civilized society would have pleasure slaves lying around for summits like this.

The Yntinak sure do. If you love vulture-like creatures, then they're for you.
Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search for our better selves?
In Egypt's sandy silence, all alone,
Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws
The only shadow that the Desert knows:—
"I am great OZYMANDIAS," saith the stone,
"The King of Kings; this mighty City shows
"The wonders of my hand." The City's gone,
Nought but the Leg remaining to disclose
The site of this forgotten Babylon.

We wonder, and some Hunter may express
Wonder like ours, when thro' the wilderness
Where London stood, holding the Wolf in chace,
He meets some fragment huge, and stops to guess
What powerful but unrecorded race
Once dwelt in that annihilated place.
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Transoxthraxia confirmed for shit taste
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:21 pm

Premislyd wrote:That's silly. Any good, civilized society would have pleasure slaves lying around for summits like this.

Yes, well we're not dealing with civilized societies, so they unfortunately do not have expendable pleasure slaves. If you'd care to step into the Hunzoi embassy, however. . .
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:22 pm

Transoxthraxia wrote:The Yntinak sure do. If you love vulture-like creatures, then they're for you.

Oh, the things I would do to that gizzard!
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE
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Postby Premislyd » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:23 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Premislyd wrote:That's silly. Any good, civilized society would have pleasure slaves lying around for summits like this.

Yes, well we're not dealing with civilized societies, so they unfortunately do not have expendable pleasure slaves. If you'd care to step into the Hunzoi embassy, however. . .


Embassy? The field of battle is our embassy.
Just a heads up, I suffer from [insert stereotypical internet illness here], and will use it as an excuse instead of taking responsibility for my actions.
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:26 pm

Premislyd wrote:Embassy? The field of battle is our embassy.

We built the entire thing out of gilded bones. We didn't even use nails. It has a fully sized colosseum with an orgy bowl suspended over it.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Postby Oogium » Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:24 pm

Trans, what time zone are you in? Because depending on what it is, I may not be able to reply on the summit thread tonight.

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Premislyd wrote:Embassy? The field of battle is our embassy.

We built the entire thing out of gilded bones. We didn't even use nails. It has a fully sized colosseum with an orgy bowl suspended over it.

I'm sorry, but that's awesome. :bow:
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Oogium wrote:I don't know who I should send as a diplomat. The Oog are better at fighting than diplomacy, and they're not very good at fighting, either.

Just try and find a seat without getting your bollocks stuck in a light socket.

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Postby Canuckland » Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:31 pm

Well, I'm bored. This better be up tonight.

I hope everyone knows this is going to be less than seven posts for me, the whole thing will probably be less than fifty posts. That's my guess.
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Postby Premislyd » Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:35 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Premislyd wrote:Embassy? The field of battle is our embassy.

We built the entire thing out of gilded bones. We didn't even use nails. It has a fully sized colosseum with an orgy bowl suspended over it.


No drapes made from the hair of your enemy, strung together with their dried gastrointestinal tract? No doors where they're simply made from their hides? No cups forged from the severed heads of those that dare raise their army against you?

Man, and I thought the Hunzoi were suppose to be civilized. It's clear that the azoni are the only civilized ones in the galaxy.
Just a heads up, I suffer from [insert stereotypical internet illness here], and will use it as an excuse instead of taking responsibility for my actions.
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Postby Caecuser » Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:36 pm

Premislyd wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:We built the entire thing out of gilded bones. We didn't even use nails. It has a fully sized colosseum with an orgy bowl suspended over it.


No drapes made from the hair of your enemy, strung together with their dried gastrointestinal tract? No doors where they're simply made from their hides? No cups forged from the severed heads of those that dare raise their army against you?

Man, and I thought the Hunzoi were suppose to be civilized. It's clear that the azoni are the only civilized ones in the galaxy.


Cups made from Skulls are very impractical.
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Postby Premislyd » Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:41 pm

Caecuser wrote:
Premislyd wrote:
No drapes made from the hair of your enemy, strung together with their dried gastrointestinal tract? No doors where they're simply made from their hides? No cups forged from the severed heads of those that dare raise their army against you?

Man, and I thought the Hunzoi were suppose to be civilized. It's clear that the azoni are the only civilized ones in the galaxy.


Cups made from Skulls are very impractical.


Remove the lower jaw (this is after scalping for the trophy and cleaning, of course). Sand down the brain cavity for a flat surface for stability. Dip in some sort of fancy metal for plating. Encrust jewels where the eyes used to be, and seal the nose cavity.
Just a heads up, I suffer from [insert stereotypical internet illness here], and will use it as an excuse instead of taking responsibility for my actions.
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Postby Caecuser » Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:43 pm

Premislyd wrote:
Caecuser wrote:
Cups made from Skulls are very impractical.


Remove the lower jaw (this is after scalping for the trophy and cleaning, of course). Sand down the brain cavity for a flat surface for stability. Dip in some sort of fancy metal for plating. Encrust jewels where the eyes used to be, and seal the nose cavity.


Well, that's just cheating.
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Postby Canuckland » Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:44 pm

Caecuser wrote:
Premislyd wrote:
Remove the lower jaw (this is after scalping for the trophy and cleaning, of course). Sand down the brain cavity for a flat surface for stability. Dip in some sort of fancy metal for plating. Encrust jewels where the eyes used to be, and seal the nose cavity.


Well, that's just cheating.

Actually, he's got a point.

That is pretty badass.
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Postby Premislyd » Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:45 pm

Caecuser wrote:
Premislyd wrote:
Remove the lower jaw (this is after scalping for the trophy and cleaning, of course). Sand down the brain cavity for a flat surface for stability. Dip in some sort of fancy metal for plating. Encrust jewels where the eyes used to be, and seal the nose cavity.


Well, that's just cheating.


Stalin didn't think so ;)
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Postby Dolmhold » Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:46 pm

Don't forget about the IRC guys!
http://esper.net/publicirc.php
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