In recognition of being highlighted as the least Eco-Friendly nation, ELF has declared a national holiday.
Today all ELF citizens will celebrate this great achievement by dumping any available chemicals into nearby, reservoirs, waterways, rivers and coastal areas. All nautical vessels registered under ELF or under ELF ownership have been ordered to discharge ballast immediately if within the international waters of any WA nations (7% of ELF Shipping), ELF starships have likewise been ordered to dump garbage if within WA bounds(17% ELF).
Likewise all ELF vessels or ELF businesses or ELF ex-pats owning businesses or employed at businesses carrying sapient species not essential to operations, if holding said species for sale prior to any pending sale, have been ordered released if operating within a WA nation. These sapient species shall be limited to the following species who have not been trained professionally: weasels, felines, canines, rats, equines, cetaceans, sharks, fish, turtles, monkeys & rabbits.
ELF would like to thank all in the WA inspectors who have made this memorable day possible. And also to Muspellheim for being asleep at the helm and allowing ELF to reclaim the podium of toxicity.
