New Stojanistan declares war on Karaden

[New Stojanistan]

Hercules Q. Einstein stood up and began speaking: "Since the Soviet Federation of Karaden deviled (defiled? reviled? devalued? deviled as in deviled eggs?) the nation of Canada by engaging in what seems to be some kind of grotesque parody of an illiterate Canadian, the peace-loving people of New Stojanistan have no choice but to declare war on Karaden. We will only accept the defeat and complete subjugation of the Karedenian people."


OOC: USA! USA! USA!

[La Habana]

OOC: The fact that your nation has existed for just a week doesnt bode well for your chances of winning.....

[Scott Tree]

I will support your action if you answer these questions.
1. Is your nation a democracy?
2. Do you have freedom of speech?
3. Are you capitalist mix market?
I will have to say no if you are communist.

[Meldaria]

If you declare war on a communist nation we are going to supply them with weapons and nukes.

[Bazatia]

An aide rushes into the President's garden, while he is engaged in discussion with several Senators.

"Sir! The country of New Storjanistan has invaded the neutral country of Karaden!"

The President slowly stands up and nods to one of his security guards who motions the Senators out.

"Have they given a reason for their aggression?"

"They have said they declared war because of an impersonation of an illiterate Canadian."

The President ponders the situation and calls for his military staff.

"We will not tolerate this aggression. Mobilize the 2nd, 3rd, and 5th Infantry divisions. Ready the three carrier battlegroups. Give New Storjanistan a warning to cease their aggression at once or we will move to protect the nation of Karaden!"

"Yes, Sir!"

[Tang Pan]

If you declare war on a communist nation we are going to supply them with weapons and nukes.

We are also prepared to assist our brothers.

[Karaden]

OOC. LOLOLOLOLOL ok bring it on