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[The Nuclear Fist]

I have a guy coming in to sign up for NEAR. He and I were in an RP together that was flooded with OoC and godmodding, but he's fixed himself and wants to try again.

[Arcerion]

I have a guy coming in to sign up for NEAR. He and I were in an RP together that was flooded with OoC and godmodding, but he's fixed himself and wants to try again.

So great.

[Alidina]

I have a guy coming in to sign up for NEAR. He and I were in an RP together that was flooded with OoC and godmodding, but he's fixed himself and wants to try again.

Ive got a gut feeling too, this is going to be bad.

[Canuckland]

Ive got a gut feeling too, this is going to be bad.

Just give the guy a chance, he's not all that bad at Roleplaying.

[Voldoviana]

EVIL

Touch him and I will send convicted Pirates to your system instead of having them either executed or in prison for life.

And Terrorists. Because if the ProvGov can't solve its problems within its own system, it might as well send them somewhere else!

We're already at war, you know. And have been for quite some time now.

[Arcerion]

Touch him and I will send convicted Pirates to your system instead of having them either executed or in prison for life.

And Terrorists. Because if the ProvGov can't solve its problems within its own system, it might as well send them somewhere else!

We're already at war, you know. And have been for quite some time now.

Really? Explain the gist /linkme

[Voldoviana]

We're already at war, you know. And have been for quite some time now.

Really? Explain the gist /linkme

Basically the Chivalric Order went into Canuckland and started demanding they convert. Canuck's defense force opened fire, at which point the Order declared war, and that's looking to heat up, with the Coalition starting to supply Canuck with more modern weapons. Meanwhile, the Order declared war on the Jakavin, thinking they'd be easy as hell to convert and conquer. Little do they know that the Coalition is looking for a reason to pick a fight with the Order, and a poor, defenseless race getting attacked is perfect justification...

[Arcerion]

Really? Explain the gist /linkme

Basically the Chivalric Order went into Canuckland and started demanding they convert. Canuck's defense force opened fire, at which point the Order declared war, and that's looking to heat up, with the Coalition starting to supply Canuck with more modern weapons. Meanwhile, the Order declared war on the Jakavin, thinking they'd be easy as hell to convert and conquer. Little do they know that the Coalition is looking for a reason to pick a fight with the Order, and a poor, defenseless race getting attacked is perfect justification...

Seems Canuck has become a pawn in two larger player's games..

[Voldoviana]

Basically the Chivalric Order went into Canuckland and started demanding they convert. Canuck's defense force opened fire, at which point the Order declared war, and that's looking to heat up, with the Coalition starting to supply Canuck with more modern weapons. Meanwhile, the Order declared war on the Jakavin, thinking they'd be easy as hell to convert and conquer. Little do they know that the Coalition is looking for a reason to pick a fight with the Order, and a poor, defenseless race getting attacked is perfect justification...

Seems Canuck has become a pawn in two larger player's games..

I'm honored to think that you consider me a big player in the Galaxy, but I'm determined to supply him so that he can fight the Order.

The dough we're getting out of it doesn't hurt...

[Arcerion]

Seems Canuck has become a pawn in two larger player's games..

I'm honored to think that you consider me a big player in the Galaxy, but I'm determined to supply him so that he can fight the Order.

The dough we're getting out of it doesn't hurt...

Well, I feel the Order has its benefits. So I have to say if I am called to war, I will provide my resources.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Really? Explain the gist /linkme

Basically the Chivalric Order went into Canuckland and started demanding they convert. Canuck's defense force opened fire, at which point the Order declared war, and that's looking to heat up, with the Coalition starting to supply Canuck with more modern weapons. Meanwhile, the Order declared war on the Jakavin, thinking they'd be easy as hell to convert and conquer. Little do they know that the Coalition is looking for a reason to pick a fight with the Order, and a poor, defenseless race getting attacked is perfect justification...

Maybe after we've turned one of your planets into a graveyard incapable of supporting life you'll drop your heretical rivalry with the good and honourable Knights of the Chivalric Order.

Much like what I have in store for Thali. In short, when the Order reaches the Javakin homeworld, they will demand the total surrender of Javakin forces, the extending of the Order's sphere of influence to include the Javakin, a pledge of fealty to the Order, conversion to the Krissian faith, and a condemnation of the Coalition and Canuckland, as well as an order of expulsion of the Coalition's and Canuckian's militaries from the Javakin's borders.

Should those demands not be met, the Order will proceed to turn Thali into a barren wasteland incapable of supporting life even on the microbial level.

[Canuckland]

Really? Explain the gist /linkme

Basically the Chivalric Order went into Canuckland and started demanding they convert. Canuck's defense force opened fire, at which point the Order declared war, and that's looking to heat up, with the Coalition starting to supply Canuck with more modern weapons. Meanwhile, the Order declared war on the Jakavin, thinking they'd be easy as hell to convert and conquer. Little do they know that the Coalition is looking for a reason to pick a fight with the Order, and a poor, defenseless race getting attacked is perfect justification...

We're also going to get our asses kicked. That's when my buddy comes in.

Fist, is Mattah going to be inhabitable or are you going to take it for yourself?

[Meritocratic States]

I guess I should stay neutral in this. The Lyraini people are atheists.

[Arcerion]

Basically the Chivalric Order went into Canuckland and started demanding they convert. Canuck's defense force opened fire, at which point the Order declared war, and that's looking to heat up, with the Coalition starting to supply Canuck with more modern weapons. Meanwhile, the Order declared war on the Jakavin, thinking they'd be easy as hell to convert and conquer. Little do they know that the Coalition is looking for a reason to pick a fight with the Order, and a poor, defenseless race getting attacked is perfect justification...

Maybe after we've turned one of your planets into a graveyard incapable of supporting life you'll drop your heretical rivalry with the good and honourable Knights of the Chivalric Order.

Much like what I have in store for Thali. In short, when the Order reaches the Javakin homeworld, they will demand the total surrender of Javakin forces, the extending of the Order's sphere of influence to include the Javakin, a pledge of fealty to the Order, conversion to the Krissian faith, and a condemnation of the Coalition and Canuckland, as well as an order of expulsion of the Coalition's and Canuckian's militaries from the Javakin's borders.

Should those demands not be met, the Order will proceed to turn Thali into a barren wasteland incapable of supporting life even on the microbial level.

Now that I think of it, the Medieval ramifications of a feudal order.. OHMYGOD I AM DROPPING THE PROVGOV IDEA.

I am ging full medieval. Plassteel armour, plasma crossbows, and giant battle-carracks. Fist, you game to help me with some of the more difficult aspects?

[The Nuclear Fist]

Fist, is Mattah going to be inhabitable or are you going to take it for yourself?

Not necessarily, no. The Order will attempt to convert Mattah and peacefully as possible, it will only be rendered useless to the enemy should the Order be forced to retreat from it.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Now that I think of it, the Medieval ramifications of a feudal order.. OHMYGOD I AM DROPPING THE PROVGOV IDEA.

I am ging full medieval. Plassteel armour, plasma crossbows, and giant battle-carracks. Fist, you game to help me with some of the more difficult aspects?

A fellow medieval player? Of course I'll help! The Order will even offer your medieval nation a chance to become a vassal of the Order in exchange for its protection.

[Voldoviana]

Basically the Chivalric Order went into Canuckland and started demanding they convert. Canuck's defense force opened fire, at which point the Order declared war, and that's looking to heat up, with the Coalition starting to supply Canuck with more modern weapons. Meanwhile, the Order declared war on the Jakavin, thinking they'd be easy as hell to convert and conquer. Little do they know that the Coalition is looking for a reason to pick a fight with the Order, and a poor, defenseless race getting attacked is perfect justification...

Maybe after we've turned one of your planets into a graveyard incapable of supporting life you'll drop your heretical rivalry with the good and honourable Knights of the Chivalric Order.

Much like what I have in store for Thali. In short, when the Order reaches the Javakin homeworld, they will demand the total surrender of Javakin forces, the extending of the Order's sphere of influence to include the Javakin, a pledge of fealty to the Order, conversion to the Krissian faith, and a condemnation of the Coalition and Canuckland, as well as an order of expulsion of the Coalition's and Canuckian's militaries from the Javakin's borders.

Should those demands not be met, the Order will proceed to turn Thali into a barren wasteland incapable of supporting life even on the microbial level.

Which means the Jakavin need to make contact with my people, and we need to smash through your fleets and drop men straight on to your FOB ASAP.

Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?

[Alidina]

I guess I should stay neutral in this. The Lyraini people are atheists.

That makes you targets for conversion you are now an enemy of the order.

[Canuckland]

Maybe after we've turned one of your planets into a graveyard incapable of supporting life you'll drop your heretical rivalry with the good and honourable Knights of the Chivalric Order.

Much like what I have in store for Thali. In short, when the Order reaches the Javakin homeworld, they will demand the total surrender of Javakin forces, the extending of the Order's sphere of influence to include the Javakin, a pledge of fealty to the Order, conversion to the Krissian faith, and a condemnation of the Coalition and Canuckland, as well as an order of expulsion of the Coalition's and Canuckian's militaries from the Javakin's borders.

Should those demands not be met, the Order will proceed to turn Thali into a barren wasteland incapable of supporting life even on the microbial level.

Which means the Jakavin need to make contact with my people, and we need to smash through your fleets and drop men straight on to your FOB ASAP.

Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?

What's the matter? Can't start your own party?

-Sergeant Avery Johnson

[The Nuclear Fist]

I guess I should stay neutral in this. The Lyraini people are atheists.

Feel free to trade with the Order. As long as you're willing to accept priests to proselytize (no matter how futile their attempts will be), the Order will generally leave you alone.

[Alidina]

Im debating scrapping the Ilium and letting the Javakin develop most of their fun tech once they get on their feet.

[Voldoviana]

What's the matter? Can't start your own party?

-Sergeant Avery Johnson

I fully intend to use this speech at one point.

[The Nuclear Fist]

I fully intend to use this speech at one point.

A humble response from the Knights of Chivalry.

[Meritocratic States]

I guess I should stay neutral in this. The Lyraini people are atheists.

That makes you targets for conversion you are now an enemy of the order.

The Lyraini allows religious organizations to exist, just expect low populations.

I guess I should stay neutral in this. The Lyraini people are atheists.

Feel free to trade with the Order. As long as you're willing to accept priests to proselytize (no matter how futile their attempts will be), the Order will generally leave you alone.

Well, I guess there's my answer.

[Voldoviana]

I fully intend to use this speech at one point.

A humble response from the Knights of Chivalry.

Well it's the wrong Starship Troopers, but it's the thought that counts