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Syike-Cuban War (IC, Closed)

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Syike
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Syike-Cuban War (IC, Closed)

Postby Syike » Tue May 14, 2013 2:30 pm

The Kingdom of Syike have branded their former ally and bordering nation; the Federation of La Cuba, a terrorist threat to the Kingdom of Syike.

Undisclosed information from the Syike Center of Intelligence:
La Cuba has been funding multiple terrorist organizations.
10% of Cuban Citizens die from capital punishment.

This information has proven a threat to the safety of Syike's borders and people. Syike is also attempting to liberate La Cuba from a corrupt and oppressive government.

Deployed Forces:

x350,000 Royal Army Soldiers

x50,000 Royal Marines

x10,000 Royal Guardsmen

x100 Ural Trucks

x15,000 Cannidarsan T-34's (Loaned from the Federal Islands of Cannidarsa, 5,000 of the 10,000 tanks are on reserve.)

0600
5/14/2013


Borders with the Federation of La Cuba have been closed. All deployed Royal Guardsmen are garrisoning in bases near the borders, awaiting any calls for assistance.

Thousands of Marines and Soldiers march into La Cuba alongside their newly acquired tanks.

Soldiers begin seizing cities and towns on the Cuban side of the border, while Royal Marines storm the coasts.

The Soldiers feverishly build FOBs to store their men, trucks and tanks.

No resistance has been met so far, but heavy combat is expected.

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La Cuba
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Syike-Cuban FSSA Conflict [IC, Closed]

Postby La Cuba » Tue May 14, 2013 5:29 pm

No resistance is met due to the fact that none of our citizens have a fuck left to give. The citizens lay by the fireplace and read stories of brave men that didn't give a fuck.

La Cuba Deploys

x0 Fuck to give

x0 Shits to give

x1,000,000,000,000 Flying Dildos with explosive capabilities

x1 General of the LCFD, "Steely Dan"

x9001 Super Saiyans

You sir are fucked now.

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La Cuba
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Syike-Cuban Bullshit

Postby La Cuba » Tue May 14, 2013 5:40 pm

The Super Saiyans tear your military force asunder

Steely Dan leads the 1 trillion flying dildos into combat

Your whole force is destroyed in a maddening storm of dildos

The Super Saiyans then grab the most powerful weapon in history

The DrillDo

A drill that fires a dildo at supersonic speeds.

That last remnants of your force are crushed in a heap

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La Cuba
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Syike-Cuban War (IC, Closed)

Postby La Cuba » Tue May 14, 2013 5:43 pm

Syike Wins due to misplaced DrillDo use and Flying Dildo collisions.

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Transnapastain
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Postby Transnapastain » Tue May 14, 2013 6:47 pm

La Cuba

*** Warned for trolling ***.

I'll bet you thought that this was cute and funny, you might even think you're thee first person to ever think of responding this way? It wasn't and you aren't. There were tired spammers before you, and there will after you, probably.

I'm also sure you aren't going to bother to read these site rules that I'm going to link you to. I shouldn't have to tell you that if you don't want to have an RP with someone, you should not respond, or simply post and tell them you aren't interested.

You do as you will, but failure to learn ad adapt to the rules will find you uninvited form the site pretty quickly. Its whatever to me.

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