
by CommunistSovietAmerica » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:59 pm

by CommunistSovietAmerica » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:06 pm
Karaden wrote:My Soviet Friend we will assist you in your war we are willing to help any who need it what must we send


by CommunistSovietAmerica » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:13 pm
Karaden wrote:Yes I am glad that you accept but what would you like us to send

by Seculartopia » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:24 pm
Rhodmire wrote:4/5 for being bold enough to put up what looks like something made from MS Paint.
That takes balls, and you've got them.
All was dark when the armies surrounded the town. There was little bloodshed as they swept in, and they quickly took control. "Success," said a communicator, "a base has been established."
OOC:There. Now, we'll wait for UK to catch up.

by CommunistSovietAmerica » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:31 pm
Seculartopia wrote:*phone rings*
"Hello? Oh, Dictator-President, its you. War? The War of Succession? Ok, Send them to CSA? Affirmative. Goodbye, Sir"
To The Conservative Republic of CommunistSovietAmerica:
The Defense Department of Seculartopia hereby pledges 5 Submarines,1 Destroyer and 2 Patrol boats to the War of Succesion. We are giving nearly total military authority over them to you once they reach your territory.
The Captain in Charge is Mr. Numero Vetriony.
Sincerely,
Hal Yotvon
Director of Seculartopian Defense

by Tybra » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:33 pm

by CommunistSovietAmerica » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:39 pm
Tybra wrote:Imperial Letter of Foreign Affairs
To: CommunistSovietAmerica
The holy empire of Tybra has certain interests upon palmouth, particularly a certain treaty which allows us to enjoy a certain amount of wealth taken from Palmouth. Due to this treaty it is in our best interest to make sure Palmouth does not fight wars upon his own soil. However the essence of your declaration of war is quite serious and requires certain evidence to sustain these accusations. Would these accusation be false due to a lack of evidence or because these accusation are being founded upon purely ideological points of view the holy empire of Tybra would not hesitate to interfere.
To summarize: we have certain interest in palmouth as such we must ask for evidence for your accusations.
Due note that the holy empire of tybra hopes this can be solved in a diplomatic manner, would this however not be possible then the holy empire would not hesitate to use military force.
Signed,
Lord C, Imperator of the Holy Empire of Tybra

by Seculartopia » Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:32 pm
Rhodmire wrote:4/5 for being bold enough to put up what looks like something made from MS Paint.
That takes balls, and you've got them.
All was dark when the armies surrounded the town. There was little bloodshed as they swept in, and they quickly took control. "Success," said a communicator, "a base has been established."
OOC:There. Now, we'll wait for UK to catch up.

by Grittonia » Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:24 am
There lived a certain man in Grittonia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Gritta City chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
PA PA NICK P.
Lover of the Grittonian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
PA PA NICK P.
Grittonia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Grittonian land and never mind the King
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.
"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Pappa Nick P. had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came
PA PA NICK P.
Lover of the Grittonian queen
They put some poison into his wine
PA PA NICK P.
Grittonia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"
PA PA NICK P.
Lover of the Grittonian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
PA PA NICK P.
Grittonia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead
Oh, those Grittonians...
NJET!
We shall not send troops and remain neutral in this war. Of cource, should any missiles be send from Palmouth to ANY nation of the Alliance of Grittonia, Grittonia shall have to intervene by sending it's own missiles due to the fact that it is too close to the other Alliance of Grittonia nations to be safe at that moment.
Grittonia's Law wrote:Everyone is gay, they just don't know it.
One who automatically claims they are straight without probing are undoubtedly gay.
Gren's Theorem wrote:Everyone is attracted to Grit. Those who say differently simply refuse to acknowledge it.
"Oy vey! All he talked about was parties and sex! And those Perviolosi twins kept tugging at my pants. Get me some tylenol." - Roman Ambassador after meeting Pappa Nick & his entourage

by Tybra » Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:16 pm

by CommunistSovietAmerica » Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:01 pm
Tybra wrote:Imperial Letter of Foreign Affairs
to: CommunistSovietAmerica
Unacceptable. Your utter lack of evidence is unacceptable. This lack makes the entire act of war and declaration of war invalid and unacceptable. Therefore this has become a war of ideological preferences. Such a war is unacceptable, and the holy empire of Tybra will not tolerate that. We have seen little to no valid evidence for sustaining your claims and cannot accept the declaration of war.
As such we will protect the sovereignty of Palmouth, at the expense of yours. Your nation shall witness the bloodiest war in its history, a war which will turn you into but a footnote of history. A war in which we shall use our mighty shield as a weapon and it will be washed with your blood.
Of course you could avoid these extreme measurements by immediatly withdraw to a state of neutrality and withdraw your troops along with your declaration of war.
Signed,
Lord C, Imperator of the Holy Empire of Tybra

by Seculartopia » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:23 pm
Rhodmire wrote:4/5 for being bold enough to put up what looks like something made from MS Paint.
That takes balls, and you've got them.
All was dark when the armies surrounded the town. There was little bloodshed as they swept in, and they quickly took control. "Success," said a communicator, "a base has been established."
OOC:There. Now, we'll wait for UK to catch up.

by CommunistSovietAmerica » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:25 pm
Seculartopia wrote:To CommunistSovietAmerica
Following Grittonia's Declaration, Seculartopia declares that all of our troops shall defend their ally's (CSA's) mainland should a nation invade.
Sent Via TXT MSG from The Dictator-President

by Tybra » Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:07 pm

by CommunistSovietAmerica » Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:23 pm

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by Grittonia » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:36 pm
Have you not once considered that this "completely 'disrespected' the alliance's purpose, objecting to 'irrelevant' details such as the name of the alliance." was per chance the very culture of Palmouth?
Have you forgotten that this was an 'alliance' place for a purpose based within the Sovereign state of Palmouth and that they had any right to object to whatever they please to do?

by Delaclava » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:08 pm

by Tybra » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:40 pm

by CommunistSovietAmerica » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:11 pm
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