Riots In Kalakda!!!

[Tkdkidsx2]

Due to recent developments, immediate cessation of hostilities is requested. A sum of 500,000,000 USD will be payed to every nation who has lost a soldier in conflict with the Union.

[Namabia]

Kalakda Naval Base-Faction:Namabia-Conquered:First Three Weeks Into The Kalakda War

Sec Def Michael-*Opens Defense Logs* *Starts reading, noticing a very bright light coming toward him* *starts to stumble* Captain, are we safe here? Captain: Sir this territory is *looks up and sees bright light* um... *pulls alarm* *Kalakda Harbor Base Alarms Go Off* *Soldiers run underground* *Small Balistic Missile hits harbor destroying Namabian ships and soldiers. *Sec Def Michael picks up phone* *Calls Canine:Canine dang it I thought you guys said that they didn't have any friggin nukes? Did you ever crack that stupid code that the GA made?*

[Hornopolis]

"What the hell? of course I cracked the code, it had hundreds of orders for JDAMs and other conventional bombs, they had no records of nuclear weapons." Canine opens the GA computer, he looks at the Namabian soldiers, "Shit he's mean." outside the bunker the ground rumbles, "They're getting close huh."

"Thanks for the lift, we had reports of nuclear weapons in a nearby super-market, so can you drop us off at these co-ordinates?" Sergeant Gallend says and hands the tank commander a map with the co-ordinates circled.

[Namabia]

"What the hell? of course I cracked the code, it had hundreds of orders for JDAMs and other conventional bombs, they had no records of nuclear weapons." Canine opens the GA computer, he looks at the Namabian soldiers, "Shit he's mean." outside the bunker the ground rumbles, "They're getting close huh."

"Thanks for the lift, we had reports of nuclear weapons in a nearby super-market, so can you drop us off at these co-ordinates?" Sergeant Gallend says and hands the tank commander a map with the co-ordinates circled.

-Roleplay Pause:Of course Sec Def Michael is mean. Otherwise my defense would suck - Roleplay Continue-

[Hornopolis]

Official Imperial War Communique

To Kalakda:

All Imperial forces are being transported out of country back to the Imperial Homeland, I hope the conflict will be resolved without further bloodshed.

From,
Imperial War Minister Josef Goebbels

[Kalakda]

We will accept, in the meantime, now that Hornopolis forces are pulling out, the 2nd, 3rd, and 8th armies are ordered to Modk to finally destroy the GA rebels once and for all.

[San Juanico]

San Juanico retreats their alive soldiers.

[Pattyonia]

Operation TIGER PRAWN has so far killed off 27 high-value GA leaders, wiped out 52 installations/bases/riot crowds, destroyed scores of vehicles and equipment, and gathered much-needed intel. Pattyonian forces are now pushing into the core of Modk. Fresh troops and armored vehicles, including M-307s and MAVs. Peregrin bombers, AH-4 Zealots and UB-21 Auroras are also making their way over. A curious new weapon is being put to use by the crafty Pattyonian pilots: the old but effective BGM-17 Sledge.


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The BGM-17 Sledge, the latest cruise missile from Phoenix Dynamix. It will revolutionize the battlefield, on air, land and sea. It features a small radar cross-section for it's size, a thermal signature hundreds of times smaller than conventional designs and a gigantic payload. The secret? All wooden construction to save weight and reduce radar footprint and propeller power to reduce ir signature!
The Sledge sports an impressive 5,000 pound high explosive warhead and cruises at the blinding speed of 350mph. It is powered by the PD-782 Disposable Turboprop Engine and guided by a complex trajectory calculating contraption which is self-contained at the launch platform. Its standard range is over 100 miles in the ground launch configuration, and the in the air launched configuration boasts it a 120 mile range.

The idea behind this is that the GAs can only have basic radar, and this baby can sure pack a punch! Needless to say, the weapon systems carried by other vehicles and aircraft in our inventory are MUCH more devestating. This will just be fun to use!

[Pattyonia]

Can someone please post an update?

[Ekilion]

Can someone please post an update?

No, bad Necro Thread

[Pattyonia]

Can someone please post an update?

No, bad Necro Thread

What does that mean?

[Ekilion]

Can someone please post an update?

No, bad Necro Thread

What does that mean?

Bringing back a thread after months of inactivity (Necro=Necromancy)

[Pattyonia]

Ah. So, we're not continuing with this?

[Pattyonia]

Someone post something. Please, anyone!

[Romanar]

It looks like, to quote Star Trek, "it's dead jim".