Discovery of a New World [MT, Open, LAND STILL AVAILABLE!!!]

[Volvek]

The Regional Kriegsmarine Kaiser would like the intruding storefronts of SingTech to leave immidiately or they will be considered invaders.

[Singpu]

Singpu launched an ad beam at the ship, causing it to sink after the captain was found rocking in the fridge talking about the new SingPhone in a Morgan Freeman voice.

OOC: You can't just be a guy who sends in trade. You have to be here. In fact, no one is more peaceful here than me. But to join in you must have a colony here, meaning if you get bombed you can't trade.

And Volvek they are just stores. Literally. Remember we just like selling technology. It's like Apple ;P

[Singpu]

Oh. BTW, GOD MODE. With how much that guy is supposed to have, (Orbital Laser? Missile that can break earth in half? A plague bomb that can infect the entire continent?), I say he is committing God Mode. So he has to wait for Great Holy Prussia to see if he's being abit far fetched.

[Neo-Assyrian Empire]

Widgetalia, naturally, has offered and provided very lucrative loans to Flarbinia for their needs.

In a spirit of neutrality in all things violent that may hinder corporate profits, we remind all parties that Widgetalian ships carry no war materiel and are illegal to target on the high seas.

Loans at reasonable rates are available for all countries interested. We also have a huge selection of hats with hilarious, pithy sayings on the front of them for sale at rock bottom prices, as well a slightly less huge selection of casual military apparel ("My Dad fought in a huge war of attrition and all I got was this t-shirt").

Those shirts are pretty good, I'll take one! ~ Minister of Defense Stahl

From Flarbinian High Command: Anyone who attacks Flarbinian citizens will face our full wrath! Emporer Novograd IV will lead the counterattack himself! Don't risk losing your head by insiting on fighting a war of attrition! We will not allow you to attack innocent civilians! in fact, we pledge to protect widgetalia from any aggressive action commited against it and/or the refugees bound for its shores!

Don't worry about us attacking them. Their merchandise is too good for us to attack. ~ Minister of Defense Stahl

[Slipspacia]

OOC: You guys do know I'm the only FT person in this MT RP right? I can literally wipe you out from the map and it wouldn't be considered godmodding. So please don't claim a ridiculous amount of land. Also, orbital laser is too farfetched for MT.

The SWoD system does not recognize your claims. Please claim a more realistic amount, or face annihilation by micro singularities.

[Singpu]

I also say only those in the actual colonies can start selling actual technology to the continent. But we won't allow sell of these shirts inside the colony we own. But I would like to order one with a picture of stewie and Jay Leno, and at the bottom it says,"He love them men!"

[Volvek]

Singpu launched an ad beam at the ship, causing it to sink after the captain was found rocking in the fridge talking about the new SingPhone in a Morgan Freeman voice.

OOC: You can't just be a guy who sends in trade. You have to be here. In fact, no one is more peaceful here than me. But to join in you must have a colony here, meaning if you get bombed you can't trade.

And Volvek they are just stores. Literally. Remember we just like selling technology. It's like Apple ;P

OOC: And I don't like apple, nor do I like people just randomly spawning their storefronts in my colonies. >...>

[Flarbinia]

However, Emporer Novograd IV is willing to negotiate a cease with all nations involved. All our opponents need to do is remove their forces from the island so that neither side will have an unfair advantage in the negotiation.
Here are the terms of the treaty: Flarbinia gets to keep 1/4 of the island
Widgetalia will be given half of flarbinia's original claim
All other factions will be compensated regardless of outcome

[Singpu]

But it's SingTech. It's ridiculously addicting. Your presidents wife even has an addiction to weed and it got overpowered by the SingPhone 2. Plus ill cut all sales In your colony 15% to you. Besides, You don't hear NAE complaining I've made their country lose meth addiction due to not enough time to smoke while using a SingPhone!

[Volvek]

Volvek will not hand over it's colony. You can try and take it. TRY.

[Singpu]

However, Emporer Novograd IV is willing to negotiate a cease with all nations involved. All our opponents need to do is remove their forces from the island so that neither side will have an unfair advantage in the negotiation.
Here are the terms of the treaty: Flarbinia gets to keep 1/4 of the island
Widgetalia will be given half of flarbinia's original claim

Heheh...No. Anyone mind if I email Hypetion and ask for a missile barrage? We actually like the same stuff so we get along. Besides he won't affect us since he's not on the continent anymore just a guy who can be our scapegoat.

[Slipspacia]

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International Broadcast

Due to the threats and unreasonable claims by Flarbinia, the SWoD system is activating its secondary weapons.  Continue to make these claims and threats, and we will wipe you off this island.

Have a nice day.
-AI collective of SWoD



[Singpu]

Singpu defends Volvek. 20 Clarent's have been sent to Volvek and as proof To their sturdy ability 5 RPG's were sent at the tank at the same time 6 times. The tank only had a slight speck of paint chip off. Meanwhile the inertia absorbers that sent the energy into the ground caused the area around the tank to be 50 feet deep.

[Volvek]

I may not an expert on modern tanks.. But I would think that that would be considered godmodding if sent against another player.

[Singpu]

Notice we have a fatal flaw. Our exhaust system is easily blockable, and you hit the side. Plus they were rigged RPG's. actual RPG's could leave a good dent in the chobham armor.

[Slipspacia]

OOC: The Abrams can sustain multiple RPG shots without its armor breaking. Also we have an OOC thread


OOC HERE
http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=12974356
USE IT PEOPLE, PLEASE.

[Singpu]

Yeah. We use the same armor as abram, chobham.

[Great Holy Prussia]

Flarbinia, that is too much. Learn how to RP.

[Flarbinia]

Emporer Novograd IV only wanted half the island because he wanted to give his people a safe haven in the event of a nuclear holocaust. He only demanded it because he wanted to make sure no one voliated his turf.
Now, like fools, we ask again for a ceasefire. We hereby offer terms more suitable for the other side: Flarbinia will pull all military forces from the region and we shall also revoke the original claim. In exchange, our enemies will allow us to keep 1/4 of the new world. But no matter the outcome, all will be compensated!

[Singpu]

Emporer Novograd IV only wanted half the island because he wanted to give his people a safe haven in the event of a nuclear holocaust. He only demanded it because he wanted to make sure no one voliated his turf.
Now, like fools, we ask again for a ceasefire. We hereby offer terms more suitable for the other side: Flarbinia will pull all military forces from the region and we shall also revoke the original claim. In exchange, our enemies will allow us to keep 1/4 of the new world. But no matter the outcome, all will be compensated!

I got an idea. We build a giant steel girder platform off of Hyperion and they live there. That way they can't mess with anyone since Hyperion is a nuclear wasteland. Except for Fort York.

[Volvek]

How about we just set up missile defenses so you cannot come to the island no matter what?

[Slipspacia]

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SWoD weapons system:
Fire lock, deactivated, weapon systems, full open.  Locking target...... Target locked, awaiting fire command.
Athena:
Wait, hold your fire for now, we'll give them a little bit longer to see if they make a stupid decision or not
SWoD weapons system:
Acknowledged, system will continue to wait for fire command.


How about I just bomb them to hell.

[Singpu]

I propose 2 things. We all build a missile defense system, other than SWoD that we can control to avoid it bombing us to hell, as a continental defense, and then build a giant platform and make the system the most covered there.

[Slipspacia]

We tried to compromise, but they wouldn't listen! We will not show them any harm if they just listen. We will agree to any treaty you give us.
signed, Flarbinia

International broadcast
Direct towards Flarbina
There will be no treaty, you come to this land, make ridiculous claims, and start threatening everyone. There well be no treaty, no agreement, nothing where you come out on top. Understand? You need to understand, that there are things far more powerful then you.

[Flarbinia]

We will accept Singpu's offer of asylum. However, if any threats are made against Flarbinia again, there will be war!
signed, Emporer Novograd IV