Discovery of a New World [MT, Open, LAND STILL AVAILABLE!!!]

[Slipspacia]

OOC: goddamit, now how am I supposed to thread my MT merces in.

The SWoD system will be undergoing overhaul, primary weapon systems will be down for the next 24 hours.

[Volvek]

OOC: However you want?

[Singpu]

OOC: Really? I am most greatful my lord. It is an honor.

Same here. I like you and I'm even further. Plus I have a satellite I launched over the continent so I can spy on you if I wanted, war would ruin it.

[Volvek]

OOC: I wouldn't go to war with him mainly because I respect him. Also 'cause I know he'd kick my ass

[Singpu]

The Hyperion Holy Minister called to his Captain of the Holy Knight's and therefore Leader of the Military ad told him to do a maintenance and checkup on the tanks.

To: Black Knights or whichever PMC is okay with paid pillaging,village raiding, and making cakes.

We wanna pay you to do a job for us. The job is simple and fits yor standards.

[Singpu]

You don't respect me? Ah well, I have my Clarent Mark I tanks.

[Neo-Assyrian Empire]

OOC: I wouldn't go to war with him mainly because I respect him. Also 'cause I know he'd kick my ass

OOC: You know it!

[Singpu]

That reminds me... We are buddies right Neo? Right?
*pays homage of 20 bars of gold to a statue of whoever NAE really is*

he actually scares me.

[Volvek]

OOC: And I have a lot to counter your Clarent tanks with. He scares me too but as the saying goes, "I fear the Greeks, even when they bring gifts."

IC:

Whoever you are, if you pay enough, our boys will do whatever you need them to do. Let me know what you need and I'll give you a price.

Friedrich VonRichtofen

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[Singpu]

OOC: And I have a lot to counter your Clarent tanks with. He scares me too but as the saying goes, "I fear the Greeks, even when they bring gifts."

IC:

Whoever you are, if you pay enough, our boys will do whatever you need them to do. Let me know what you need and I'll give you a price.

Friedrich VonRichtofen

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Haha! The smart man never looks a gift horse in the mouth, unless its a Greek gift and the Greeks can be seen down the throat.

[Singpu]

OOC: And I have a lot to counter your Clarent tanks with. He scares me too but as the saying goes, "I fear the Greeks, even when they bring gifts."

IC:

Whoever you are, if you pay enough, our boys will do whatever you need them to do. Let me know what you need and I'll give you a price.

Friedrich VonRichtofen

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To: Black Knight PMC

I need a town ransacked.

[Volvek]

What are the details of this town? Location, police force, possible military force, militia, the like.

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[Singpu]

What are the details of this town? Location, police force, possible military force, militia, the like.

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They are a small town on the border of our colony. They secceeded, and are full of athiest, criminals, massacre leaders, the bad kind who don't even do organized crime-they kill each other-so we need the town gone. They have no police, a militia equal to the amount of rednecks it takes to skin a raccoon (1 man), and 1 bank full of 500,000 Singpu Currency. Our Dropku is on a scale of 1 to $1 USD. It has thick steel walls and a pass coded safe, anything inside except for the jewels are yours.

[Volvek]

We accept the contract, you sir have yourself a deal. We'll be en rout within the hour.

[Flarbinia]

Emporer Novograd IV demands the entire southren half!
Superweapons: Seismic bomb (Causes a whole world to become uninhabitable through the creation of earthquakes.)
Viral missle (Rocket that releases airborne plague that kills all life on entire continents in 3 days.)
F.E.N.R.I.R (Orbital lazer that can destroy largest city on earth in blink of eye.)

[Singpu]

Singpu demands the annihalation and full out war on another thread of this guy!

[Neo-Assyrian Empire]

Singpu demands the annihalation and full out war on another thread of this guy!

President Reilark seconds that motion

[Singpu]

The War on Flarbinia has begun! We win. If you even try to send a ship or plane or submarine or ANY device that moves within 1,000 miles of the continent, all of us will send nuclear arms, ships, submarines, missiles, and troops to kill every last colonist.

[Neo-Assyrian Empire]

The War on Flarbinia has begun! We win. If you even try to send a ship or plane or submarine or ANY device that moves within 1,000 miles of the continent, all of us will send nuclear arms, ships, submarines, missiles, and troops to kill every last colonist.

OOC: Wait, what? I thought you were joking...

[Singpu]

I am. As long as he just claims a tiny little thing next to Volvek, I'm okay with a Dictatorship that knows Hitler and God as the same dictionary entry. Means that my Democratic Holy Empire that elects the leader of their Church and their country gets to invade a Dictatorship. My country is never selective. If my best friend in country terms were invaded, I would sit back and just slowly move away. But if a dictatorship comes along...BYE BYE. As long as he doesn't go invading people proclaiming dictatorship I'm fine.

[Volvek]

Emporer Novograd IV demands the entire southren half!
superweapons: seismic bomb(destroys whole world through the creation of earthquakes)
viral missle(rocket that releases airborne plague that kills entire continents in 3 days)
F.E.N.R.I.R(orbital lazer that can destroy largest city on earth in blink of eye)

OOC: All of that would kill you too. So are you proclaiming suicide? Also, love the name for your orbital LASER*. Which can probably be hacked by Slipspacia.

[Singpu]

Singpu and it's technology development team have developed a series of smart devices, under the name of SingTech. They introduce the SingPhone 2, the SingPad, the SingPod, and the SingWatch. SingTech stores have opened in every last Singpu,NAE, Volvek, and New Emphillion city,town,and village street corner. There is literally at least 2 SingTech stores in every city of the colonies listed above. They are also the only Smart Device sellers in the continent, and so far the only source since Apple and Microsoft do not like shipping to recently discovered continents. The company has made millions, and poured it into the Government Tech Wing. Before SingTech sells began, the only Smart Phones were Blackberries shipped from China by pirates, and no smart pads or pods existed. SingTech has also made a new SingWatch, the first of it's kind, able to link to your Sing Device and play music, check time, and much more. The company admires it's top of the market on Ardentes.

OOC: Basically I'm the leader of the continents market. No one else before this has actually had smart devices since no foreign shipping from outside the continent ever occurs without being blown up en rout, so now we are the ones who people get addicted to. Good luck getting into the business, you'll look like Windows and Samsung or Nokia going copy cat.

[Singpu]

Singpu Space Agency officials report finding a space laser. They use the orbital weather satellite to hack into it. They report the password was password, and they now use the satellite to fire lasers the size of Houston at cities to beam SingTech advertisements into people's dreams and thoughts. The officials have made a press release. "Simple hacking, not even hacking. Then we just hooked the red wire to the green wire and we made orbital advertisement to dream satellite."

[Widgetalia]

Widgetalia, naturally, has offered and provided very lucrative loans to Flarbinia for their needs.

In a spirit of neutrality in all things violent that may hinder corporate profits, we remind all parties that Widgetalian ships carry no war materiel and are illegal to target on the high seas.

Loans at reasonable rates are available for all countries interested. We also have a huge selection of hats with hilarious, pithy sayings on the front of them for sale at rock bottom prices, as well a slightly less huge selection of casual military apparel ("My Dad fought in a huge war of attrition and all I got was this t-shirt").

[Flarbinia]

From Flarbinian High Command: Anyone who attacks Flarbinian citizens will face our full wrath! Emporer Novograd IV will lead the counterattack himself! Don't risk losing your head by insiting on fighting a war of attrition! We will not allow you to attack innocent civilians! In fact, we pledge to protect Widgetalia from any aggressive action commited against it and/or the refugees bound for its shores!