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the WA is not recognized by the Pacific Caliphate

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The Pacific Caliphate
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Founded: Feb 03, 2013
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Postby The Pacific Caliphate » Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:35 pm

Be advised the Great Sultanate of the Pacific Caliphate has arisen and revealed itself after millenia of purposeful evasion and intentional subterfuge allowing us to cloak our existence while always existing among you. Wisconsin9 your friendliness has been fondly received. To all of the scoundrel nations do you really believe that the wise Caliph would publicly reveal the true extent and depth of our demographic strength or the actual prowess of our military? The Sultanate of the Pacific Caliphate has at its disposal a wealth of spiritual power in unlimited supply, as our Caliph is in concert and constant connection with the world beyond...and besides that we have a large repository of uranium that we have been mining for like a long time by now and we totally have a big, scary nuclear arsenal out there that will not at this time be officially confirmed...mystery is one of our weapons.

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Postby Wisconsin9 » Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:44 pm

The Pacific Caliphate wrote:Be advised the Great Sultanate of the Pacific Caliphate has arisen and revealed itself after millenia of purposeful evasion and intentional subterfuge allowing us to cloak our existence while always existing among you. Wisconsin9 your friendliness has been fondly received. To all of the scoundrel nations do you really believe that the wise Caliph would publicly reveal the true extent and depth of our demographic strength or the actual prowess of our military? The Sultanate of the Pacific Caliphate has at its disposal a wealth of spiritual power in unlimited supply, as our Caliph is in concert and constant connection with the world beyond...and besides that we have a large repository of uranium that we have been mining for like a long time by now and we totally have a big, scary nuclear arsenal out there that will not at this time be officially confirmed...mystery is one of our weapons.

You seem to misunderstand our position. We weren't trying to be friendly, we were trying to tell you that if you don't want the WA to have any power over you then it won't. We actually don't like you, at all. And, for the record, any attack on us will result in the swift and immediate annihilation of your country.
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Krickan Union
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Postby Krickan Union » Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:47 pm

"Sorry about our general's...err...rudeness. But in all honesty, you announcing all of these things is only making you a target for other nations out there. Also, you are claiming you have a nuclear arsenal that you are willing to unleash, that will not go down well with some nations. Choose your words carefully, you are walking on thin ice."

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Postby Mombono » Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:50 pm

Seeing as only 5% percent of yourbudget is spent on military, forgive me if i do not believe your claims to a nuclear arsenal (there is kind of a rule around here that new nations can't just have nuclear weapons), and a massive army. I disregard your bizarre claims of "spiritual" power.
Your economic status also does not allow for the costs of s nuclear arsenal
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Postby Ralkovia » Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:57 pm

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Mexican Liberation
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Postby Mexican Liberation » Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:58 pm

To:The Great Sultanate of Caliphate
From:The Democratic States of Mexican Liberation

It seems that time has proven your nation to be considerably uninformed of the potential dangers that could occur as a result of your limitless threats.There are tens of thousands of nations,all of them,whose population and military far and definitely outnumber,outgun,and outstrength yours,are far more than capable of viewing your Caliphate as a threat to them.The combined effort of all these nations would not only ensure the inevitable and indefinite destruction of your nation and its peoples,but also leave it as a warning to other nations who deem them as a threat themselves.True,the WA is regarded as unpopular and unnecessary by many Non-member states,most of those in the WA seem to have different opinions on uniting together in order to combat the many difficulties and dangers to world-wide,and even beyond,human and non-human rights,needs,and the infinite fundamentals of these variations.This message between us two is not to be seen as a threat,but as a warning from a WA-member nationstate,to be very cautious of what you may say to certain nations with certain opinions.Though we are aiding you in trying not to be bombed and obliterated to incalculable pieces by other WA-nations,we will not ally nor renounce your specific state.There is an army of over 150 million reserves of the Mexican Liberation military ready to retaliate shall you chose to follow your unwise promise of attacking certain nations,including ours.Thank you for reading,and enjoy the remainder of your time.

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The Pacific Caliphate
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Postby The Pacific Caliphate » Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:18 pm

Breaking News out of the Sultanate of the Pacific Caliphate...there has been a palace coup the despicable tyrant Hippocrates II has been usurped by the armed guard and in his stead the wise and most glorious Caliph Hippocrates III has been installed. We thank the international community for their patience and kind regards as we pursue a swift, judicious and sound transition into what is sure to be a more free and fair system of governance under the new caliph.. All intransigent threats lodged by the former regime in this international forum are henceforth and without delay withdrawn by the Sultanate of the Pacific Caliphate and apologies lodged on behalf of its 6 million citizens.

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Marotvichia
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Postby Marotvichia » Mon Feb 04, 2013 8:39 am

Pushing the big red button to wipe out such nonsense seems like a good idea right now. Then we'll take the Uranium. Seems like a win win.
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Postby Jagalonia » Mon Feb 04, 2013 8:57 am

Marotvichia wrote:Pushing the big red button to wipe out such nonsense seems like a good idea right now. Then we'll take the Uranium. Seems like a win win.

I would like to join you in the conquest of uranium.

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Postby Imperium of Tanith » Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:02 pm

Can I please roll this guy? Idiots are not welcomed by the Tanith...

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Benaesan
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Postby Benaesan » Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:43 pm

We would like to relieve you of this uranium. We require it for our...projects.

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New Mushroom Kingdom
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Postby New Mushroom Kingdom » Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:46 pm

We would like to relieve you of the land, More land is always good.
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Benaesan
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Postby Benaesan » Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:18 pm

Why don't we have both?

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Jandaria
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Postby Jandaria » Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:25 pm

OOC: You guys do realize most people do not use in-game stats for population, gdp, and etc?
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Benaesan
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Postby Benaesan » Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:32 pm

Actually, most people I know do at least to some degree. Besides what is the point if you do not? I do not accept randomly made up numbers when there is concrete statistics right in front of you. Especially when a brand new nation claims to have a massive military force and nuclear arsenal.

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The Pacific Caliphate
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Pacific Caliphate » Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:38 pm

hey y'all our Uranium could be for sale at a very reasonable price. I have it from high authorities within the government that it is looking toward establishment of military alliances with nations who are in position to establish such ties with us and also help us in establishing a more just governmental system and in return our raw materials including uranium will become easily available at a more than beneficial price for such succor.

-Talib Tameahama, Assistant Junior Under Secretary of Diplomacy of the Sultanate of the Pacific Caliphate

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Postby Konariona » Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:42 pm

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Postby Transnapastain » Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:46 am

This appears to have run its course, as the OP has "suddenly and inexplicably changed regimes". He should also avail himself to the stickies located at the top of of the forum. They'll help make his next RP venture a more profitable one

This pretty much started as spam, continued as spam, and will now die as spam.

Also, general thought to the II community? Can we try and not make these kinds of threads more popular by adding one line "Rawr I'm better than you!" and other semi-IC nonsense posts to every single one of them? By posting in them, you legitimize the behavior, causing it to continue. Nothing drives me nuts more than seeing a thread that is 99% "I'm sure much bigger than you, you can't take me" and "I'm gonna roll this n00b"

Food for thought, ladies and gentlemen.
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