From: Colin Townsend, High Chancellor of the Republic of Hippostania
To: Representatives of all nations involved
Just 45 minutes ago, the tool of anti-Hippostanian socialist conspirators also known as the "World Assembly" condemned Hippostania for alleged "human rights violations" and other fabrications that had no basis on truth. The purpose of this condemnation was simply to discredit Hippostania and to was yet another step in a worldwide pan-communist plot to overthrow the democratically elected Hippostanian government, which has steadily defended Hippostanian people and the ideals of life, liberty and property for centuries.
The condemnation clearly displayed that a fair portion of the international community has been infiltrated by communists, socialists, anarchists and other traitors with a far-left views and opinions. Their sole target is the destruction of the Hippostanian people and the abolition of the Hippostanian state. As any leader would do during dangerous times like this, it is my duty as the High Chancellor to announce that Hippostania will be taking the following step to protect our national integrity against the hostile forces of communism whose grip threatens every freedom-loving Hippostanian man.
I have ordered the National Police to detain and indefinitely imprison all ambassadors and embassy staff of countries that voted for the condemnation of Hippostania. They will remain imprisoned until the anti-Hippostanian condemnation has been repealed. These people are indirectly responsible for attempts to violate and destroy the freedoms that the Hippostanian people have enjoyed for centuries and for crimes against the sovereignty of the Republic. They must be held responsible for their governments' evil deeds. We are, however, willing to negotiate their release once the condemnation has been fully repealed.
Any attempt to free the prisoners is strongly discouraged. There is no need for bloodshed, this matter can be resolved peacefully once the anti-Hippostanian condemnation has been repealed.
I wish that the international community understands the hard-line stance of our government, but it is necessary to assure the independence of Hippostania from communist infiltration and aggression and guarantee the Hippostanian people the rights and liberties that their Creator endowed them at birth. I wish that you understand why this is necessary.
Signed by
Colin Townsend, High Chancellor of the Republic of Hippostania