Free land giveaway! 2 - RP ended

[Benomia]

The Democratic People's Republic of Benomia will be testing a 100 megaton (0.1 gigatons) nuclear bomb far outside the reaches of Earth's atmosphere. The bomb will be affixed to the Benomia-Zimola Super Degil prototype one-way rocket. It will be launched from Grey Wolf Base in the opposite direction from the Moon.

[Fessleria]

OOC: BI guys, It was a idea put forward by ONE nation, as in, my own, that no one else in CANA has even read yet. As for Nuclear technology, We personally don't care if you use it or not, its the missiles were looking out for.))

Again, please take this group apart! If you do not soon, we will have no choice but to use our Nuclear Missiles on, quite possibly, you. This is a warning.

[New Byzantine-Japan]

OOC: BI guys, It was a idea put forward by ONE nation, as in, my own, that no one else in CANA has even read yet. As for Nuclear technology, We personally don't care if you use it or not, its the missiles were looking out for.))

Then you have no quarrel with the Empire. Our nuclear arms are not intercontinental.

[Newfoundland-Labrador]

As the day drew ever closer to its end, and the sky darkened over old St.John's, which by now was an extremely large city, and the capital and center of the self styled 'British Commonwealth', Secretary-General David Larz sat in his office at Parliament, reading over a newspaper and sipping at a cup of tea, his feat cocked up on his desk. Seeming rather humored and a little bit engaged, he continued o read what positions from some other nations were saying, he let out a chuckle, smiling "By god I knew the alternate worlds nations would be less organized, but ran by children?" he turned a page " 'I repeat, you sir are fucked', dear lord, and a demand for the whole organization be dismantled based on a suggestion for an aggressive stance? " he put the paper down, and turned his chair to look out over the harbor of North America's eldest city. "The tiny fools act as if it'd be an impossibility to get nukes of our own." Given the superior numbers, and power of the alliance, it was pretty clear that bombing Sorisati, The Commonwealth, or Jetan would be all but a notch under retarded, scratch that, completely bonkers. "Honestly, you'd hear more sense come out of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad back in the home dimension.". He folded his hands "Well, if Rentopia's the nation that found this place, I suppose we can count on them to start some form of United nations, or organization to control what happens over here.".

[Kavamkao]

The Atombasi satellite has come to a halt over the capital of Newfoundland-Labrador.

[Benomia]

The Benomia-Zimola Super Degil has been launched. Detonation in T-...roughly thirty minutes.

[Newfoundland-Labrador]

OOC: Rentopia, can you please calm down the kiddies who think they can launch nukes and start global wars over a statement in a private organization in a couple of hours? Because I'm not recognizing this garbage.

[Benomia]

OOC: Rentopia, can you please calm down the kiddies who think they can launch nukes and start global wars over a statement in a private organization in a couple of hours? Because I'm not recognizing this garbage.

Excuse me, I believe you mean kiddie.

[Kavamkao]

OOC: Rentopia, can you please calm down the kiddies who think they can launch nukes and start global wars over a statement in a private organization in a couple of hours? Because I'm not recognizing this garbage.

I certainly don't remember any nukes being aimed at you.

[Newfoundland-Labrador]

OOC: Rentopia, can you please calm down the kiddies who think they can launch nukes and start global wars over a statement in a private organization in a couple of hours? Because I'm not recognizing this garbage.

Excuse me, I believe you mean kiddie.

Ai, apologies. Thou I figured your launch was supposed to be fallowing in the hyperagressive footsteps of Mr. Sattleite over Capital up there. That and I've got a hunch that Sir Fressleria of the Kingdom of Unreasonable and insecure Demands would be right on the wagon, especially considering his direct nuclear threats.))

[Colland]

Colland readys up their military and encourages all men and women to sign up, also the laws of Colland have changed so that every single person in Colland can own a gun, for nation defence purposes only.

"These power driven leaders are maniacs! We obviously need to increase our military size to defend from nuclear attack!" Screams General Huttuk over Colland News Channels.

[Fessleria]

As the day drew ever closer to its end, and the sky darkened over old St.John's, which by now was an extremely large city, and the capital and center of the self styled 'British Commonwealth', Secretary-General David Larz sat in his office at Parliament, reading over a newspaper and sipping at a cup of tea, his feat cocked up on his desk. Seeming rather humored and a little bit engaged, he continued o read what positions from some other nations were saying, he let out a chuckle, smiling "By god I knew the alternate worlds nations would be less organized, but ran by children?" he turned a page " 'I repeat, you sir are fucked', dear lord, and a demand for the whole organization be dismantled based on a suggestion for an aggressive stance? " he put the paper down, and turned his chair to look out over the harbor of North America's eldest city. "The tiny fools act as if it'd be an impossibility to get nukes of our own." Given the superior numbers, and power of the alliance, it was pretty clear that bombing Sorisati, The Commonwealth, or Jetan would be all but a notch under retarded, scratch that, completely bonkers. "Honestly, you'd hear more sense come out of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad back in the home dimension.". He folded his hands "Well, if Rentopia's the nation that found this place, I suppose we can count on them to start some form of United nations, or organization to control what happens over here.".

A UN would be a good idea. Also...


Mr.Dookensteen, head of operations on Earth, sitting in his office in Cancun, observes international activity on his wide screen monitor. He looks at this anti nuke group and feels immense hatred once again. A headache comes up, and he takes two Advil. He summons his butler, Simmons, and asks for a coffee with milk and 2 sugar cubes. He look's up to the sound of a Military Airplane zooming bye and chuckles. " If these buffoons decide that they want to rid the world of Nuclear missiles, we will dump them on their colonies! " Simmons brings the coffee. Dookensteen's X-Phone rings. Well, If it isn't his awesomeness Zachary Fessler himself! Mr. Dookensteen picks up the phone. "Sir! Glad you called. What is happenning in the homeland?" "Ah, nothing much. The reason I called is to ask you to test these missiles, just so I may hear about the destruction that they cause." "Yes sir!" "And, also, I will be arriving in Cancun in 3 days time." "Cannot wait!" "Thank you, Dookensteen." "Anytime, your awesomeness." The call ends. Dookensteen walks over to his Missile control panel and shoots a Missile at the testing ground in North Texas. It leaves a crater 4 miles wide, and smoke covering 50 miles. Dookensteen laughs and sends the info to Zachary Fessler. The sun is setting, and he grows tired. He drinks his coffee and turns on the television to watch for the rest of the night.

[Kavamkao]

Excuse me, I believe you mean kiddie.

Ai, apologies. Thou I figured your launch was supposed to be fallowing in the hyperagressive footsteps of Mr. Sattleite over Capital up there. That and I've got a hunch that Sir Fressleria of the Kingdom of Unreasonable and insecure Demands would be right on the wagon, especially considering his direct nuclear threats.))

It's only a satellites. It's not gonna nuke you. I think you're being the unreasonable one here, Lord Holier-Than-Thou Attitude.

[Benomia]

The Zimola Super Degil (which is Benomian for fucking giant bomb) has erupted, brightening the sky of the entire southern hemisphere to the point where you would swear it was day. Fallout started to rain across the skies of Antarctica, but the spacecraft that launched the nuke has been obliterated and vaporized.

[Sandwich Territories]

Sandwich has created the city of Port Iceberg-Lettuce in Antarctica.

[Newfoundland-Labrador]

OOC: A Nuke on the moon, my dear sweet christ....))
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/350214))

[Benomia]

The city of Kodoli has been finished, with the center of the city being Grey Wolf Base.

[Fessleria]

OOC: A Nuke on the moon, my dear sweet christ....))
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/350214))

Funny. FIRE MY DONG! No, I'm kidding.

[Polvia]

The Territories of the Kingdom of Polvia would like to become a member of CANA. We do not support the use of nuclear weapons and support the ideal of complete nuclear disarmament.

[New Byzantine-Japan]

With the aggressive posturing being by both the CANA and NSN, the Empire's reserves are being called up and nuclear brigades actived around the nation's borders.

[Uaebo]

Uaebo would like to announce that it is working on a secret project that it cannot disclose at this time.

In addition, both settlements in Antarctica have been completed.

[Colland]

OOC: we need a map update, I gave Soristai Prince Patrick Island...

[Benomia]

Project Contingency has been declared a success, with the Contingency Bomb operating just as the simulators simulated. Construction of Centerpoint Station has begun, and, when it is finished, will serve as a research lab four times the size of the ISS.
Seven space crafts and launches are shedualed to launch over the next thirty hours (the Lithium IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, and X), with the first launching in about an hour and the last launching sometime in the next 30 hours.

[Sorisati]

Uaebo would like to announce that it is working on a secret project that it cannot disclose at this time.

In addition, both settlements in Antarctica have been completed.

Then what is the point of announcing this?

[Sorisati]

OOC: guys can we please keep some level of realism here? I mean seriously the immaturity level of these nuclear-crazed posters is making this RP laughable... Im all for people opposing CANA, but you guys are being a touch silly.

IC: Prime Minister Ian Marshall set down the latest reports from the Sorisatian Foreign embassies. The question of how to defend Sorisati against nuclear weapons was close to being solved. After a lengthy discussion and conference with his advisors that lasted nearly 22 hours about what to do in the event of nuclear attack, an up-and-coming scientist had proposed some theoretical plans on an SDI (Strategic Defence Initiative) that included satellite-guided Hypervelocity railguns to destroy nuclear missiles in flight. The technology was still limited but the advisory team seemed confident that they could create a viable prototype in the near future. Nuclear weapons were now the greatest threat to humanity. Millions of innocent lives were on the line. Something needed to be done. What kind of human-being could bring themselves to launch WMDs on a nation filled with innocent people? Ian sighed, "God have mercy on us all."