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ATTACK BY UNKNOWN SPIECES

Postby Scario » Sun May 03, 2009 4:13 pm

CALLING ALL NATIONS !!! WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!!! SOME GREY ALIEN RACE IS ATTACKING !! THEY ARE EATING US ALIVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE HE........
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Persque
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Postby Persque » Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:35 am

Hmmmmm..... as interesting as this seems I will focus on more important things like watch this Ostrich dancing.
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Tiesa
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Postby Tiesa » Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:59 am

President Auckland chuckled when he heard the outrageous story. After a good minute of laughing, the President stopped, and with a serious face responded, "I want 50,000 troops, and 250 T-90's shipped over to Scario to defeat this... space invader..."
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Verteron
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Postby Verteron » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:01 am

I don't get it.
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The Grand World Order
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Postby The Grand World Order » Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:39 am

Official Response of the Fascist Federation of the Grand World Order


Those would be Greys, not an unknown species.
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Postby Soutona » Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:40 am

This looks surprisingly under-planned
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Anemos Major
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Postby Anemos Major » Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:41 am

The Holy Empire of Anemos Major

We have shipped 1,000 Space Invader arcade games to assist with the civillian alien-fighting indoctrination campaign.
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Worplesdon
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Postby Worplesdon » Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:43 am

That ostritch dances very well, Persque
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Hamilay
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Postby Hamilay » Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:47 am

I was attacked by some angry wasabi today. A grey spice, though? I suppose it must be black pepper, mystery solved.

How ironic that it is eating you alive.
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Postby Spartan Philidelphia » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:02 am

I'm being attacked by a deadly virus that may surely destroy civilization if it is not put under control.

It is called STUPIDITY.
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Takaram
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Postby Takaram » Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:08 am

To: Scario
From: Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Takaram

I don't believe you. If you were actually under attack, you wouldn't have had time to hit the caps lock.

Bob the Janitor, Janitor to the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Takaram
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Anemos Major
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Postby Anemos Major » Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:09 am

Takaram wrote:To: Scario
From: Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Takaram

I don't believe you. If you were actually under attack, you wouldn't have had time to hit the caps lock.

Bob the Janitor, Janitor to the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Takaram


You're right! By god, you're right!
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Reijvajik
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Postby Reijvajik » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:54 pm

To: Scario
From: The Ministry of Silly Hats, Reijvajik

Re: Your Defense Minister

Hey, we did tell you that you needed to feed your Defense Minister. Just goes to show what happens when you don't listen to us, eh?
The Reijian Government shall send him a burrito. Please ensure it gets to him.

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Postby Anemos Major » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:06 pm

Reijvajik wrote:To: Scario
From: The Ministry of Silly Hats, Reijvajik

Re: Your Defense Minister

Hey, we did tell you that you needed to feed your Defense Minister. Just goes to show what happens when you don't listen to us, eh?
The Reijian Government shall send him a burrito. Please ensure it gets to him.

Sincerely,
Floofy Hattikins
Representative of the Ministry of Silly Hats


From: The Holy Office of Unorthodox Ceremonial Attire, Anemos Rei.

Do you sell Silly Hats?
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Reijvajik
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Postby Reijvajik » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:16 pm

Reply to Anemos Major

Of course we sell Silly Hats. Our Ministry is hidden in a trapdoor in a souvenir shop.
The Grand World Order wrote:NSD has perhaps the largest case of unwarranted self importance NS has ever seen.

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Anemos Major
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Postby Anemos Major » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:18 pm

Reijvajik wrote:Reply to Anemos Major

Of course we sell Silly Hats. Our Ministry is hidden in a trapdoor in a souvenir shop.


Wonderful. If we send you Extravagant Robes, can we expect some Silly Hats in return?
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Reijvajik
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Postby Reijvajik » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:33 pm

You can indeed.
The Grand World Order wrote:NSD has perhaps the largest case of unwarranted self importance NS has ever seen.

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Postby Crookfur » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:03 pm

The kindom of Crookfur shall dispatch one giant mecha stalin, mecha hitler or mecha churchill. That should solve all your problems plus you get a choice in what style you use to solve the issue.
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Anemos Major
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Postby Anemos Major » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:05 pm

Reijvajik wrote:You can indeed.


What if we send Colourful Picture Face Painting Kits For Interesting Ceremonies?
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Urcea
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Postby Urcea » Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:35 pm

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From His Majesty's Imperial Ministry

His Majesty suggests to stop using drugs.

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Takaram
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Postby Takaram » Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:47 pm

Urcea wrote:Image
From His Majesty's Imperial Ministry

His Majesty suggests to stop using drugs.

Augustus Julian, IGHC


The Kingdom of Takaram seconds this motion

Bob the Janitor
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Taevri
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Postby Taevri » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:43 pm

Persque wrote:Hmmmmm..... as interesting as this seems I will focus on more important things like watch this Ostrich dancing.


This is more important news. This shall be broadcast over all of Taevri.


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Postby Allrule » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:47 pm

Takaram wrote:To: Scario
From: Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Takaram

I don't believe you. If you were actually under attack, you wouldn't have had time to hit the caps lock.

Bob the Janitor, Janitor to the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Takaram

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
And to Scario :
President Allena Alruli suggests that you stop smoking crack.
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Postby Anemos Major » Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:12 pm

Urcea wrote:Image
From His Majesty's Imperial Ministry

His Majesty suggests to stop using drugs.

Augustus Julian, IGHC


The Holy Empire of Anemos Major, Holy Office of War.

The Regent respectfully adds that mental instability of this sort is not only an annoyance, but quite dangerous as well.
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Scario
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Postby Scario » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:38 pm

Allrule wrote:
Takaram wrote:To: Scario
From: Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Takaram

I don't believe you. If you were actually under attack, you wouldn't have had time to hit the caps lock.

Bob the Janitor, Janitor to the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Takaram

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
And to Scario :
President Allena Alruli suggests that you stop smoking crack.

my daugh
ter does it but it all ways flowts into mah rooom.MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!sorry
／l、
ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、ﾞ ~ヽ
じしf_, )ノ Tyranny is a T Rex on it's period.
My dick CAN repel forces of any magnitude.
Tanks 50,000
5.2 million troops
Air force 100,000
Navy 400,000
In all, over 5,765,000!
Muslo- Scarian War: victory
Civil War: victory
Ireland Army Insertion: withdraw
Hai Lacky "
We made a deal to do this
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